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That sevilla goal sweet though.

See as them excuse Moreno like pikin wey wan go piss

raumdeuter:
Actually its a ritual in Awo Hall to watch Porn every Friday night. My first Friday in Ife I reported there and the rule is after watching stand up and "No pocketing" you cannot put hand in your pocket to to hide your b0ner.

One day while watching mojo jejely, Some Moslem brothers came and said the moans were too loud and disturbing their prayers or maybe guys with fresh mojo agroo were cat calling Moslem sisters. Na so fight start between Awo boyz and Moslems

The Moslem brothers said they should outlaw Watching p00rn in school and the Dean of Student affairs said Its an agelong tradition to watch mojo. Both parties didnt bulge and the school was closed

Oh my lord!!!!

Was JArus there?

raumdeuter:
UNILAG was very fast. They had a VC Jelili Omotola that didnt allow school closure

In Ife then, We had many closures,
June 12 closure, Abiolas death, School fees increase riot, Ife-Modakeke war closure, Canceling of session, ASUU strike, Mojo riot(When they wanted to infringe on our right to watch p00rn) too many sef

LOL i initially attended a Uni where p0rn was and still is illwgal. I got expelled in year 1 for going clubbing,


The thought of mojo riot dey bust my head. Back then, na mature men dey uni. The idea of grown men organising aluta to protest their rights to wankk...

raumdeuter:
Some of us were precocious and didnt start smoking Igbo at age 6 like you

I finished secondary school 96 before my 15th birthday. Chestar you remember 96? where were you when Tupac was shot?

Damn...I was in primary 4 writing names of noise makers and begging my seat partner for satis sausage.

You finished secondary school at the same time as my eldest brother, but he graduated in 2002 from lag after enough carryover, strikes and dodging cultists...

And he wrote jamb and GCE more than once sef...

kendrick9:
Dont know if u have been following bayern munich games but any bayern fan will tell u [b]that benatia has been a flop at bayern...[/b]its no shock to think that javi will be preferred to him in defence...

Pkasso raumdeuter A40

Oya discuss

lalaboi:
Congrats . .

but. . .foook yo ring

Cosigned

dmcdad:
Call up by 2004 Na wa ooooo. Whereas I just finish secondary school a year prior.

Some people don old sha. Them no be like early twenties like us.

You finish secondary school in 03, but you be early twenties.

I should introduce you to my mum. She's a Virgin.

Griffon:
John Mikel Obi is a centre-back.

Juan Mata is a Winger just like Christian Eriksen.

Di Maria is a central midfielder. Emre Can is a right back.

raumdeuter:
I never stepped foot in Ife after I collected my call up letter in 2004

Wow just wow
You collected callup in 2004 ..and that would have been after spending 10 years at uni due to carry over and strike...

In real life we no suppose fit even look your face Egbon. I entered uni that very year.

afrodoc2:
This reminds me of when Coogar was boasting of making 50k pounds yearly only for us to finally find out he depended on 20 dollar stipends from Arif the accountant's credit cards.
This is a faceless forum, it's easy for anybody to claim to be somebody, Ko really kan aiye who or what you are as long as you make intelligent contributions or make things fun here. Let's all try and stop this d.i.c.k measurement competitions .
That you live in Amsterdam, London or Yankee no mean say you better those in Naija and that you are a graduate no automatically mean say you intelligent pass person wey no finish school.

Coogar WAS making major bank though..

Rumour had it that Babe was not his only...customer

Please feel free to insult abuse and claim all you want...

Just do it in a legible format

Some of us just want to laugh at disses and watch blood flow.

Text speak no even allow person read these insults without headache.

Diggz and Chelseafan1, can you boys please properly spell out your lines of attack?

Both of you have claimed to be graduates, but it is very very difficult to tell that from your lines

Sarassin:
It is this singular statement that has brought me to comment here. It is a statement I have made over the years many times to those who would question the supernatural.

It is common knowledge that the ancient Greeks sliced matter into thinner and thinner sections until Democritus put a stop to it by declaring that there was a limit beyond which particles became invisible or atomic. More than two thousand years later John Dalton showed that all matter in the universe was composed of basic building blocks, or atoms. Both men were right, but we now know that further division is possible and that atoms can be split into even more fundamental particles.

Man is composed of matter. Majorly more like clouds of electricity vibrating with wave patterns. Take a man and squeeze the empty spaces out of him, and you are left with a little pile of solid substance no larger than a flyspeck. We are hollow and our insubstantial bodies are strung together with electromagnetic and nuclear forces that simply create the illusion of matter. The only real difference between the living and the non-living is that the atoms of life are organised. They have become arranged into self-replicating patterns that defy cosmic chaos by constantly repairing and replacing themselves feeding on order.

Life is in extremely close touch with matter, and at the highest levels this means that it not only takes energy and information from its surroundings but returns them as well. The supernatural is an exchange of energy at cosmic level utilising the vast cosmic language and the triggers are vibratory primordial sounds and thought.

This is so deep....Kerrrist!!!!

Coogar of blessed memory

Dongorgon5:
Then you obviously know nothing about the team you claim to support.
Maybe you should support arsenalfc

And what do you actually KNOW about Emenalo?

And by 'Know', I mean actual verifiable knowledge...not Speculation...and not regurgitated Ibime posts...

kashmo:
Congrats man....you ran away with the league from day one. I always harbor that faint hope you might lose steam, but you kept it G all through. A40 did come from behind to mount a solid challenge. How lalaboiy & chamotex fell off is hilarious. Nihilist, I hope that coveted Airforce-One is delivered to you in your dreams

Mehn e pain me!!!!!

I aint gon front....e pain me gaan. The last 6 weeks just ruined my dreams.

Gidola congrats bro!!!! You deserve your win...abeg you fit buy me converse make I use hold body?

Kolade354:
Why are you always like this
You should bury your head in shame, and stop spewing rubbish.
Are you going to beat man city@home?
Spurs last 2 match are home matches.
Stop acting like a deluded fool.

Guess who the deluded fool was

Is anyone else experiencing issues with the lighting in Uncharted 4?

The dark is just too freaking dark mayne

Macrophage:
Watch Dogs and Sleeping Dogs both on sale for £7.99 on the UK PSN. Any recommendations, guys?

Sleeping dogs

Watchdogs was crap

chic2pimp:
Comot there!..... They are pretty much my local team you know. I've been to white hart lane more times than most Guys have had one night stands.

Chai...

If Spurs is your local team, then you must be a Triple showerman OG.

Once you enter Tottenham Hale station, you might as well be back in Lagos or more likely Kingston Jamaica

Na bros I go dey call you from now on.

SIRcumalot:
a spurs fan!!
something must have happened to make you support this team where you violated by a man wearing a gunners Jersey?

This is probably deepest question ever asked..

Chelseafan1:
You not only dissed my shoes, you equally went as far as copying and posting the picture here to laugh about it.
Who does that?

Don't post your pics online if you can't handle disses bros

Relax, I will go and remove it now. I wasnt meaning to offend. It was just in playful jest.

Chelseafan1:
Im still waiting for Diggz/Matys to come show us his designer shoes and wears, let us see how beautiful and lovely they are, walking on the Streets with mine, dogs didn't bark at me and I bought it with my money, I didn't steal or come on nairaland to make mouth without proofs.

You're taking this thing too seriously...

pamcode:
Your body If that is your body then you cant be married. No woman can be satisfied with that organ am seeing. The whole stuff isn't bigger than my hand bro. That was the first stuff that caught my attention

Ermmmm...

I'm a bit concerned that you were looking for my 'organ'..

Even more suspicious is the fact that you mentally approximated the size of my JT.

Does the 'code' part of your moniker stand for the DL code?

Anyway, my son was 4 only 2 weeks ago. And trust me, I've bedded my fair share of wenches. Girls these days appreciate a man with a well developed paunch, ask rick Ross.

jmaine:
Lolz . . . .Git gud . . . . . .

I've actually won all the divisions in seasons bar div 1.

It's impossible to be 'good' at the Game though. The passing is terrible, player switching is abysmal, slide tackles are way too effective and zig zag dribbling is back.

This is truly a wack game.

pamcode:
Chelseafan1 abeg leave haters jare you make sense. Tho laugh carry me for like 2 mins as I just dey re - check your pics over and over again.

Talking about profile pics, Nihilist pls remove that picture Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaassse man. I saw that pic and my heart stopped for a minute. Wtf

I'm proud of my body and appearance bro.

You can't shame me.

Pataki:
I doubt Newcastle will let Wijnaldum leave especially to Chelsea. I don't want Wijnaldum playing in the Championship though. He is too good for that. But a move to Chelsea? Nah.

Will they pay his wages on a championship budget?

Wijnaldum is leaving this summer, that is guaranteed. If someone is going to profit, it might as well be Chelsea.

I would like us to pick sanchez from Arsenal too. Is he for sale?

Spy360:
When boys left talking footie to beef each other, when fellas analyse fashion instead of goals, when players talk ashewo instead of ballon Dor...
...and call Hazard 'bae'...

Moderators do the needful and change the 'champions' banner on this thread. Chelshit don turn soakaway pit. Rotten fans and a disgrace to English football.

No make boys descend on you here o...

You know you're the easiest target on the whole forum

Meanwhile we should better pick Wijnaldum from Newcastle now that they are going down.

That guy na better box to box. Kante will be expensive

Nathan Redmond go make sense too as squad player.

Sell Pedro, Mikel, Fabregas, and that entire back line.

Is Reus for sale?

Pataki:
London dey try. Been there, seen it all. But NL is on a different higher level. I have long since retired from the game, and not that the temptation is still not there, especially in the city I am living in presently where the ratio of white ladies to black guys is like 50:1. Recently when my friends came from London and the States, and I showed them just a tiny bit of the seks life in this coutry, their respective wives were happy my friends are not living in this country.

It can never be better than London bros take it from me.

London is probably the only city in Europe where you can head out on a Friday/Saturday night and never need to even enter a club..and you go still straff.

London?!