₦airaland Forum

During my high school days when i applied for the post of 'deputy senior prefect',i was rejected because of my origin(being that I'm not from the state)tho i have all the qualifications and i never failed any of the questions asked during the interview,i was punctual,regular,neat,intelligent and i never for once flaunted the schools rules.

But later i got the position sha cause no one met the criteria i set during the interview.


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So guys list the kinda words you don't wanna hear this December.

I will share mine later

Sally97:
Yes and your mother is the most useless of them all

Why are you insulting my mom?

MajesticKris:
The kinda man we need in Nigeria..

Affliction can't rise the second time my brother

paulolee:
last time I did such, I found out dt she gat anoda serious nigge bt wat saved her was dt the gee was a popular rich guy n he even promised to rise 300k for her to startup her own makeup business...
I jus code like say I no know anything....I removed feelings n love from d relationship n stated coming up with lamba to join chop dt moni...
she leta broke up with me when she discovered dt am all abt d sex n d moni dt she was borrowing me each week...I ended up like a bitch in dt relationship n my only regret was dt i planned collecting dt 300k from her but stopped at 230k....ruth ur father

Mad oh

Guys share urs.I don't actually have any experiences .

ibietela2:
She loves the attention but not me so I stopped giving it to her.

I don marry someone else

Lol man got no joy.

EzzyCarter:
For life

I think 'hello hello!! Can you hear me? I can't you oo" works

EzzyCarter:
In normal cases, I casually say, "alright , (slight pause), have a great day/night/weekend/week "(whichever applies) ...

but if it's an extreme case I just blow air vigorously into the mouthpiece for some seconds( will sound like the network's having issues at the caller's end and then I hit the red button, never fails me

Team breeze

For I will just take the phone close to the standing and speak very loud to the other person and tell him/her that the line is breaking.


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begge:
There was one particular girl i was madly in love with. She was so beautiful, fair just like a modern. But her only problem was her pussy. Her pussy smell alot that even a pig will run away when it percieve it. I try to let her know and find solution about it but she always angry as if i am disgracing her. I don't know if she doesn't percieve anything. She always hate to be corrected. Oboy d pussy na die e fit wake dead person

Oboy

Olayetan:
OP
am i missing something here, you said madly in love with but what you wrote up there isn't love, you guys were just crushing on each other without sharing any love feelings for eachother so it doesn't tally with the subject...

At least you understand me innit?

Veiniously:
It's 2500mah not 2000mah the 2000mah is for the light version

The way this phone go take dey off eeehn,e go shock nepa people

mezico96:
I act same way amongst my friends be it male or female.... And if they notice otherwise in my character they tell me

Sometimes people tend to mind their business.

emkz:
Lies. Like it is an insult.

Hygiene. I think this should be second nature to women. How can a mature woman borrow lingerie? I can't for the life of me wrap my head around it.

Greed. Inability to be satisfied with anything.

Borrow lingerie?! Chisos it's finished

Mrscarter:
Lack of affection and communication
Suspected cheating

Oops! sorry

mezico96:
sorry I can't...I created this account to share my problem and also express myself

It's okay.
But I think you need to check urself very well,to know if you are doing anything that pertains to gays.

Sorry if this may offend you but pls post ur pic here,I want to check something.

SILENTandSMART2:
abeg somebody should please pass me raw palm wine make i use ham step down firstly


this eleribuu OP no get sense, me trying hard to get the essence of his thread but i can't

abeg where's all this nairaland's hausa abeg pass me suyaa,


one beautiful igbo girl should please pass me ogbona soup,


abeg a confirm yoruba girl should please pass me amanla or eba,

please mio kin je ko ko oo, dakun te ishan mon orogun to ban ro Amala yen fun mi

thank you all

Wetin you smoke oga?

Well we weren't actually dating.
That was two years ago, I had a huge crush on this girl and she had a crush on me too cause she considers me 'intelligent' (I heard those from her friends actually), when she found out that i have feelings for her she started misbehaving, Na so i ghost am sharp sharp.

No time to check time and I'm still single till date.


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Omenaukor:
I'm still rocking my Umidigi A3 pro
no external camera

Truely the camera is 'trashy'
See as e change ur complexion

That number 8 tho

Is it necessary?

Ogbeni write the full story here!!

PenuelFarms:
For me, no stinginess attached.
I love grocery shopping. The home maintenance budget is settled with my wife just before the month begins. Any other shopping I do is at my cost, and it doesn't matter, when I see an irresistible discount offer, I go for it believing it's a gain for the whole family, anyhow.

This sounds western.

libertyfather:
Women call it stingy cause half of the are kept for their personal use, it romantic for the lazy ones and in a situation where the woman is the bread winner, but for we men it is getting the real value for ur hustle

Lol but at least a can actually go to the market once in a while to surprise the family right?

So i over heard my neighbours arguing about what they think of a mans that goes to the market to buys food stuffs for family.alot of them gave answers which varies;some said that he's being 'stingy',another said she's considers it 'romantic' while others remained neutral.So tell me,what do you think?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Ogbeni nothing dey that yansh...me personally nor go get erection if that girl naked for my front
Ogbeni...I don first talk am if you really want enjoy woman go for slim girl with little ass...
They are the sweetest anyday anytime twice on Wednesday
You want to talk about thier thigh that is slim enough not to choke their vaginal thereby preventing vaginal odour
Have you seen them on leggings...mehnnn....they are damnn sexy with their conspicuous camel toe
Let me tell you a secret....slim girls are deep down there....they can accommodate anything that comes in...
Their preferred position during coitus is sitting on you or the cow girl style
Then watch how they soak and wet your dickkk with all sort of vaginal fluid....sticky, foaming, wateryand Slippery

How can I unread this bro;I will be going to seminary school next year.

Uyi168:
No Nigerian tailor will make heaven..

We will make heaven oo

illicit:
That video was too barbaric....

Sorry but do you sending the link to the video?

Hope it's not what am thinking?!
So this girl finally do am?
Ahh Jesus!!

Small girl you just rush go carry belle,now yo u don throwaway the pikin.



I know this particular place they talked about(location)

Dem don use cement and paint cover everything oo