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Romance › Re: Video: Any Man Who Kneels Down To Propose To A Woman Is A Fool - Pete Edochie by NiklauseFred(m): 6:51pm On Feb 20, 2020

No problem sir !

We will start lying down cool

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Travel › Re: What Are Your Regrets For Leaving Nigeria? by NiklauseFred(m): 11:20am On Feb 20, 2020

Lemme graduate and migrate first,then I will reply you. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Who Knows The Usefulness Of This Pocket In Jeans (photos) by NiklauseFred(m): 10:03am On Feb 19, 2020

Well, today, it doesn't really serve a purpose, but it used to in the late 1800s. The small pocket is actually called a watch pocket because it was originally intended as a safe place for men to store their pocket watches. It dates back to Levi's first ever pair of jeans, which hit the market in 1879.

Now you know....oya goan do ur house chores grin

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Education › Re: Interesting Facts You Need To Know by NiklauseFred(m): 1:15am On Feb 19, 2020

Nice one
Seen those facts before but thanks for refreshing my memory anyways.

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Celebrities › Re: Northern Women Are Mixing Maggi And Coke Just To Get High by NiklauseFred(m): 1:11am On Feb 19, 2020

Haaa!

I think I have seen enough embarassed

Dear lord pls give us another year,this one be like say Dem don use am before.
Too many bad things don already begin happen when the year never even go half. embarassed

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Romance › Re: How Do You Politely Tell Someone That You Want To Have Sex With Them? by NiklauseFred(m): 12:29pm On Feb 18, 2020

Lets go like this cool

With all due respect and honesty,I want to intercourse you. cool

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Is An Iphone 11 User, Blasts Jenniferlopez For Still Using Iph by NiklauseFred(m): 1:27pm On Feb 17, 2020

Nbote:
See fool... So using a more recent fone is an achievement I'm sure dat Jennifer Lopez's selfie is worth more than her entire destiny

Damn I cry on her behalf cry

Romance › Re: If You're In My Shoe, What Will You Do? [Pic] by NiklauseFred(m): 1:19pm On Feb 17, 2020

Oga wetin be ur shoe size? undecided

Celebrities › Re: Jennifer Lopez, 50, Flaunts Her Banging Bikini Body As She Strikes Killer Pose by NiklauseFred(m): 1:16pm On Feb 17, 2020

50 years and she still looks more beautiful than must girls that are in their early 20's!!

Dear future wife.
Hope you are seeing this? undecided

Health › Re: Stop Calling It 'gap Teeth' Or 'open Teeth, See The Real Name For It by NiklauseFred(m): 1:13pm On Feb 17, 2020

The girl in that pic has ugly "diastema" grin

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Celebrities › Re: Nikita Pearl Waligwa Dead At 15 by NiklauseFred(m): 12:28pm On Feb 17, 2020

Damn! A bright future darkened by death cry

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Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Shares Valentine's Day Picture by NiklauseFred(m): 10:57pm On Feb 14, 2020

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
This lady is an epitome of beauty. A paragon of beauty. A paradigm of beauty. Damnnnn

Barman give me more bottles of Heineken

Ladies and Smirnoff

Barmam give my ladies more bottles of Smirnoff

Audio barman and audio giveaway
Irex bartenders are not loyal

Education › Re: Olivia Farnsworth: She Neither Sleeps, Eat Or Feel Pain by NiklauseFred(m): 10:33am On Feb 14, 2020

punisha:
She is a kryptonite, wrote Jamb at 3years, legitimate sister of Clark Kent and can Destroy aso rock her 5.5kva battery powered laser eyes.

Come smell heaven make I see you grin

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Education › Re: Olivia Farnsworth: She Neither Sleeps, Eat Or Feel Pain by NiklauseFred(m): 10:32am On Feb 14, 2020

punisha:
She is a kryptonite, wrote Jamb at 3years, legitimate sister of Clark Kent and can Destroy aso rock her 5.5kva battery powered laser eyes.

Romance › Valentine Is Tomorrow � � by NiklauseFred(op): 11:28pm On Feb 13, 2020

So valentine is tomorrow cool

Dear ladies over to you guys.
What did you guys say men are again? cheesy

Celebrities › Re: See Trending Photo Of Rich Hausa Girls Flaunting Their Iphone 11 Pro Max by NiklauseFred(m): 10:24pm On Feb 12, 2020

Nova1988:
All of you guys are just displaying your childish and stupid attitude.
You guys are the cause of hate speech

And I'm sure everyone that wrote a negative comment is igbo

Ur brain is on a loooong thing!

Anyways check my signature,you will need our services. cool

Business › Re: Forbes 2020 World's Richest: Only 4 Nigerians Make Exclusive Billionaires List by NiklauseFred(m): 10:12pm On Feb 12, 2020

One day my name will be in that list.I speak it into existence cool

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Crime › Re: Man Skinned Girlfriend And Flushed Her Intestines Down The Toilet In Mexico(Pic) by NiklauseFred(m): 6:23pm On Feb 12, 2020

Just speechless.

No R.I.P!

huh

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Romance › Re: See The Tribe Where Groom Must Sleep With Bride Aunty Before Marriage by NiklauseFred(m): 2:24pm On Feb 12, 2020

Finnese001:
I go like marry from this tribe

a trip to Uganda won't be a bad one

And get a free visa to Hiv/aids

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Celebrities › Re: Naso Your Pako Yansh Go Be Soon- Fans Blast Moyo Lawal by NiklauseFred(m): 8:49am On Feb 12, 2020

Forget all these "broken yansh","perforated a$$" some guys will still masturbate with that pic cry

Health › Re: Moment A Doctor Pulls A Three-inch WORM From A Six-year-old Girl's Nose by NiklauseFred(m): 1:51pm On Feb 11, 2020

Cigo1:
This is why I'm trying to be a doctor.

But ASUU and my bald Anatomy lecturer are trying to stop me.

Dont worry bro,you will graduate in flying colors.No body born by a woman can stop you!

I will also graduate too

Celebrities › Re: Mixed Reaction: Dban’j ‘s Picture Causes Worry As Fans Are Confused Over Sudden by NiklauseFred(m): 10:09am On Feb 11, 2020

Amstupid:

Sudden what

After using DAT fine baby for

I no follow talk oo lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: How Long Should A Normal Sex Last? by NiklauseFred(m): 10:03am On Feb 11, 2020

I think a normal sex should last up to 1year 2months 5days 5hours and 35seconds. cool

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Gives His Bestfriend The Go-ahead To Sleep With Me by NiklauseFred(m): 9:41am On Feb 10, 2020

Ok we have heard you undecided

Romance › Re: I Got A Girl Pregnant & This Is My Punishment - Man With Placard In PortHarcourt by NiklauseFred(m): 9:19am On Feb 10, 2020

anonimi:
Thanks..................don't mind the layabout forming fake scientist.

Lol "Fake scientist"
He's just being ignorant anyways. grin

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Romance › Re: I Got A Girl Pregnant & This Is My Punishment - Man With Placard In PortHarcourt by NiklauseFred(m): 9:10am On Feb 10, 2020

OgunLaakaye:
That's why you don't pour all the Akamu inside.

He would have just poured little inside the Pvssy and rest on clitoris.

Lol 'pre-cum' is potent enough to fertilize an egg talk more of a full blown sperm. kiss

My dear no matter how small it is, as long as you are potent and the girl in question is fertile then a BABY will need a name if you don't take the right precautions(pregnancy prevention) cool

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Romance › Re: No Man Born Of A Woman Can Resist Me - Nigerian Lady Says (ENDOWED PHOTOS) by NiklauseFred(m): 10:37pm On Feb 09, 2020

Me that is already resisting you,was i born by a man? grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Ultimate Love Reality Show 2020 Thread by NiklauseFred(m): 10:34pm On Feb 09, 2020

I'm still waiting for them to wash off their make up first grin

Then I will start rating.

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Family › Re: I Found This Cheque On My Way Back From Church by NiklauseFred(m): 3:04pm On Feb 09, 2020

tyup:
as a full blooded igbo man.....I'll advice you just include ur name and go cash the money out

remember our brain is programed to chase n make money all our lives

Pls remove that "full blooded igbo man".
Thank you.

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