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Seun:
Let's try not to post in a way that will get us banned. Thanks. Don't attempt to attack me here.

don't worry. i work 8-5 and still have school work to catch up on.

if you guys still sleep together in a house, then you have to be desperate about this. like 1:30am in the middle of the night, go to her room with only your boxer, lock up the door, wake her up and tell her she knows what you are about to say and tell her you are still going to say it. go on your knees no matter what she she say do not get annoyed. tell her you are very sorry and you wouldn't try such a thing again. if she want to walk out on you, stand up and tell her you've already locked up the door because is either she forgive you, kill you or none of you will go out of the room if she didn't forgive or kill you. tell her you have no life if she leave you, remind her of the good time and let her know she took an oat with you on the altar,if she tries to use your word against you,accept it and tell her all you ask for is death or one more chance. tell her if she doesn't stab you that means she still love you. she might slap you while begging remember you deserve it, so KEEP BEGGING beg her for like 2 hours. if she doesn't agree for two hour that means a plan B should kick in. stand up and tell her that is there another man out there she want to go give your child to or has she been looking for opportunity to get out of your life all these while. remind her that if she get married to another husband, your child life is at steak. tell her has she been planning to have different children for different father. ask her the reason why she can't forgive you and give you another chance. if she's calm, move close to her and look for tear wherever you are going to find one to come out of your face and ask her for just one more chance for the sake of your kid . if she say no start looking for another house and life but if she can let you kiss her that night , make sure you make that night a memorable one and put your self on ladies probation. LETS SEE HOW IT WORK

KDK:
You are not bad at all, you are only violent, blood thirsty and full of inferiority complex which is normal afterall, Ishmael will forever serve Isaac.

Hey, No need to insult muslims. Ok! muslims, help us out here! i just saw muslims burning churches and dolls representing the pope! simply because the man made a simple statement! and i don't think he was wrong! if he was, y'all are not disproving his statement.

GNature:
nilla - thanks for creating this thread. It helps us know the things that can get one banned

Ugwumba:
Okafor's first law (different wordings possible)
1. A congo once shined can always be re-shined.

Okafor's second law.

2. A re-shined congo can also be re-shined even after another man don pay for am (read married).

Okafor's third law.

3. If a shined congo cannot be reshined, then the first shining no be am.

Okafor's follow up to third law (sometimes called Dauda's hypothesis)

- a well-shined congo is the foundation for future shining.

Prof. Amuneke Okafor on the 'Theory of Shining Congo'.

babyosisi:

It is an Islamic problem that is affecting us all.

ikamefa:
@ topic run from the guy ! he has already made his desicion, you aint good 'nough for him thats why he left you!
if he comes back again ,hes up to no good soo beware!

very deep for

mrmayor:
I gave a hypothetical answer to hypothetical question,you know one of those "What would you do if" kind of questions.

Chxta:
Get a room you two!