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romeo:
Nairaland is filled with jealous retards!! Dude congrats and keep it up!! Shame on them that called you Engineer Abakiliki and to them that stupidly denied that there is a difference between the 2 pics u posted

Skidoc:
@Texazzpete, Why don't you stop replying this NINETOFIVE guy - He is the Poster's Big Daddy in dodgy claims. Abi if they are not related in some way, why is NINETOFIVE ready to bite off your head for this guy's sake? hehehe

Kobojunkie:
@Poster,

I have to add that this does not look like what you have there in the first picture, or are my eyes deceiving me now?

texazzpete:
Those guys use powerful, custom lathe machines to carve, turn, mill and drill each piece of metal, fibreglass and plastic until it looks decent. It's extremely doubtful this guy went down that path, especially since he's claiming he built it out of scraps. There's such a thing as 'too sleek'. One glance at the bike will tell you that the precise lines of the chassis design do not back up his story.

getting a massage? Crap. A gay retard is just what i don't need 
FYI, there has been nothing remotely logical in your statements so far

A prototype is usually a working, often full scale model. Didn't you read where he said 'it runs on Alternative energy'? The photo conveniently has nothing we can use to scale it. Even a HB pencil, a Torch or a tree beside it could give us an idea of the scale of this bike.
My dear fellow, not only are you clearly intellectually inferior to myself, you have a whole lot to learn about spelling and grammar.

Political agenda?! LMFAO!

engr abakiliki, please explain to us how a bike with no vanes/fans  runs on wind power  - more to the point, how you use wind power to drive a vehicle

please show us your workshop your photoshop


kai wetin be this, give robocop his bike back. ole barawo

texazzpete:
Even you?
-1000 Respect points for that. Take a look at oyb's photo of that helicopter and see how a handmade project should look like.

You should know by now that money is most often not the reason why people fake such stuff. All the guys who faked fossils were after fame and adulation, not money.

All you have to do is take a photo of yourself beside the bike. If you don't want to do that, then take a photo of the bike beside an object we can use to scale it, such as a tree, a vehicle or another Human being.

Oya, provide more detail about the 'alternative energy'. Many people may be naive enough to believe the bike is the main breakthrough, but it's not. Any ape can build a crude bike. What the world needs is alternative energy sources. So what does this your 'creation' run on?

oyb:
see the image information - created by photshop album starter edition


engr abakiliki, please explain to us how a bike with no vanes/fans runs on wind power - more to the point, how you use wind power to drive a vehicle

please show us your workshop your photoshop

lucabrasi:
for the sake of argument,lets even assume you r not owing nigeria anything,whats with the federal allocation your south eastern states keep on collecting while you r yearning for biafra,is nigeria supposed to fund the biafra dream or at what point exactly will you start to reject federal allocation and then use the collective wealth of igbos both indigenous and diasporians to service your states?you think if northern ireland had still been collecting handouts,they ll have suceeeded in their secession bid?
I'm suprised many ordinarily talkative biafrans have suddenly gone deathly quiet,and unable to answer the questions i have posed

slimfine:
which one be igbomina? it is igbo people we dey Minna state Abi wetin?

Quote from: NINETOFIVE on Yesterday at 06:34:02 AM
What happened to the idea of coming up with a systematic way of collecting taxes, most people pay taxes not by choice, there has to be a complete mechanism to make you pay your taxes, Nigerians are too quick at copying, but at the same time, are too simplistic or just simply naive, is horrendous that most of the replies here are at an equal rate simplistic, or would I be right to think that there is a hiding catch here, cause that is the only smart explanation. making people to collectively loose their livelyhood is not in the least fair, believe me the trickle down effect of this action is going to be cumbersome, If this is not pure witch hunt every case should have been dealt with on individual bases, right now Awo's principle comes to mind.

SELF ASSESSMENT RETURNS (Self Employed)

Self-assessment system was introduced in Nigeria with effect from 1 st January 1991 and it has been operational since then at the Federal Level and in Lagos State.

Under the scheme, tax payers are required to complete the Self-Assessment Tax Return Form 1 R 30.4 (Copy obtainable free of charge from all the Board of Internal Revenue Offices which are located in all areas of the State.

The completed tax return form showing the computation of the liability together with the relevant financial statements, detailed schedules and accompanied with payment of the tax due Is to be filed with the appropriate tax office within the time permitted by law. There is also a general tax guide which accompanies the self-assessment tax form to assist tax payers in completing the Form.

The TAX remittance procedures in Lagos are:

1. Taxpayer goes to the Tax Station to obtain Tax Assessment and Bank Payment Advice

2. Taxpayer goes to the bank with the assessment/ Bank Payment Advice, obtains the customised teller, completes the set correctly and pays to the bank

3. Taxpayer drops the Accountant General’s copy of the teller in the box while he/she goes away with two (2) copies of the teller temporarily.

4. Taxpayer goes back to the bank after Value Date to collect the receipt.

5. Taxpayer presents the Original Receipt at the Tax Station/Agency to complete the transaction for which assessment was obtained (if necessary).

NB: Only one receipt will be issued per teller.


Ignorance is never an excuse of falling foul of the law.

If traders can source all their goods abroad, go through all the processes, forms, etc of getting their "containers" to Niaja, Go through all the processes of getting their containers off the ships and through customs and then claim ignorance and cry foul when asked to pay taxes for selling their goods in a federal state then they deserve what they get from LSG.

So because the law clearly states that tax evaders should be prosecuted it would have been better for the LSG to go to the market and arrest and prosecute all those traders who could not prove that they had been paying tax?

If the LSG had gone that route, and the traders not only lost their daily trading profits, but also had to pay legal bills and be saddled with a criminal record on top, then you all would be back here again decrying "Draconian State Government" yada , yada, yada.

*smh*


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Kobojunkie:

Quote from: NINETOFIVE on Yesterday at 06:34:02 AM
What happened to the idea of coming up with a systematic way of collecting taxes, most people pay taxes not by choice, there has to be a complete mechanism to make you pay your taxes, Nigerians are too quick at copying, but at the same time, are too simplistic or just simply naive, is horrendous that most of the replies here are at an equal rate simplistic, or would I be right to think that there is a hiding catch here, cause that is the only smart explanation. making people to collectively loose their livelyhood is not in the least fair, believe me the trickle down effect of this action is going to be cumbersome, If this is not pure witch hunt every case should have been dealt with on individual bases, right now Awo's principle comes to mind.

I am sorry @NINETOFIVE, but I really feel I need to keep reposting this till the message in this is understood. It seems the core message in that continues to be ignored by those who seem to be especially enamored of the man, fashola, and unable to see that this whole is more about the people than one man. I wonder why anyone could find it impossible to separate the policy from the man and actually focus on the reality of things on the people, and the potential meaning of what happened.

I wonder why anyone could find it impossible to separate the policy from the man and actually focus on the reality of things on the people, and the potential meaning of what happened.

If you destroy the US economy, You DESTROY THE WORLDS ECONOMY!!!

asamuel:
which dream? we have not succeeded in giving Nigerians [b]light. [/b]We cannot solve Niger delta wahala. We are going NUCLEAR. Is that not empty dream? At the end of this regime, Billions of Naira would go NUCLEAR without anything to show for it. We know how to create avenues for siphoning money in Nigeria.

almondjoy:
Who told you? Don't be jealous.

You are not qualified!

Some of us actually hook up after Nairaland hours--mumu! You think say na all life begin and end with Nairaland--like yours? Don't let what you do not know kill you. You no know nathing!

almondjoy:
Siena Babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  That is why I love you.  You can never ever stoop to an "agbero's" level.  Once a gentleman, always a gentleman.  Love you Siena!


Darling Siena--that is why you are sophisticated and well brought up! Keep up your good posts here. We love you!

You hit the nail on the head in the bolded text. ESPECIALLY NIGERIANS--RUDE TO THE BONE!

@ TANUSHKA: не участвовать в любого рода присягу, особенно в крови одно! Не делайте этого, пожалуйста! :   

О Вас время беременности, и он счастлив, hmm. Это НЕ означает, что он готов взять на себя ответственность и жениться вам.

Что делает он зарабатывают на жизнь? Где он живет сейчас? Если он живет в России сейчас, как долго он существует?

Какова его иммиграционный статус? 

Пожалуйста, очень осторожно, очень общие для африканских мужчин жениться белых женщин, только чтобы получить иммиграционные документы.

Siena:
Oddly enough, I have been to Russia.

Your statements are very contradictory - are you saying the pregnancy was planned, or an "accident?"

I just love your choice of words, the only person displaying ignorance here is you. Ignorance always shows up in the way people address strangers.

I didn't answer the question I asked, neither did I put words into her mouth.

It's either one or the other that decided to have a baby.

Unless a baby was planned from the onset, which I doubt. A bit more info makes a difference to whatever answers she'll get from here.

Kobojunkie:
This might help you reason a bit @NineToFive, I did not ask you to TELL me what you think of what I know of Russia and what you suspect. If you are one who says NASA is wrong. Show factual information for your stand and if you REALLY KNOW more than I do about russia, since it was a RACE and the world was made to believe that NASA WON the race, show information that support your claim that Russia did not accept the decision on that race from NASA. OR accept that you do not have data or information to support your claim past what has convinced you. This is not religion, this is not about HAVING FAITH, this is about being able to support your claim with documents( any media you choose) and evidence that are VERIFIABLE. Simple!!! Going on and on and on about what you think people are thinking is not answering anything,

NINETOFIVE:
[size=15pt]I 've been reading this thread for a while, and I have noticed with great disappointment how people are not very independent in their thinking, at this junction you actually want to start considering if Dr Watson was right. People switch off their brain, unable to apply logic's and would keep demanding for documents to prove every single point, reminds me only of zombie,  by this demand to peddle only written documents here, one has to be completely divorced from the very issue at hand, I thought this discussion should be about Application of logic's.


lets apply logic here rather, man has been to the space and  has displayed the desire to continue the exploration of the space, by up grading the transportation system to the space from conventional rockets to more efficient and comfortable means called space shuttle, therefore using only rockets for launching, there is a very visible modern day  continuance in the exploration of the space, because space travel is real, the space is not parse out of this earth, the space is only partially out of the atmosphere and with a diminished effect of gravity, but the space does not lack oxygen, hence flying objects so far invented by man which depends on hot air to gain upthrust could be used to explore the space, this is not the case with the moon landing stuff which is very evident that the moon exploration was either discarded or that it never was.




Many times, it has been said that the moon is sort of a vacuum with no oxygen, people has failed to apply deeper  thought, that all flying objects invented by man so far depends on hot air to gain upthrust and air can not be generated in a vacuum, which would make the principle of flying as we know it not to apply  once any flying objects known by man enters the moon space. even if man would depend on free fall to land in the moon once the rocket or the space shuttle enters the moon space, man would not  be able to make it back to the earth, because their flying craft would not be able to generate any air for an upthrust during the take off. the people that came up with the moon landing thing knew that the world is full of intellectual slaves unable to think independently, this shit don't fly with NINETOFIVE, so let all the madness stop now, for you to generate heavy wind with a propeller, there is need for air to be present in the atmosphere, even the heavy furnace the turbo engine emits can not even apply in a vacuum.[/size]

mdsocks:
What i meant is that
are you in support or against ?

mdsocks:
@NINETOFIVE

i don't seem to understand you