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I look for happening places...Like bar, restaurant hotel....
The next is: I look for a nearby Akara seller ...if present I will be happy cos alot of night, I will be too lazy to cook..Akara always save me from needless hunger...and its cheap...Akara 100naira+ bread 150 ..guyman don chop sleep be dat

Anything gay...I no dey read am or look am...I'm outta here mahn!

But you masturbate? If you do then you are either tired of the vagina people....or you are too focused about ya future.....

southniyikaye:
We don't tell elders to shut up but I think soyinka should do the same thing he did when Jonathan was president..
He is less vocal unlike jeg Era when he goes out to protest and carries with his then goons now in power...

You are a big fuull with ya Gej mantra....do you read and listen to news editorials to know he doesn't talk about it?

sapphiere:
Which law says taking care of children is women's duty?

Don't be stupid? Which law says women must conceive and give birth to children they don't intend to cater for

How EfCC take catch am.... shebi Dem dey form say: EfCC n bo japa

NeoWanZaeed:
Haterz cant believe they are watching chelsea play awesomely. .e pain dem baje. . See as thread dry and no banter. Laughing . . Thunder faya our haterz

U never even score yet u dey shout haters...what if u end up losing...mind wot u say

tillaman:
Wait but when they were fingering your anus what was your reaction ??
You liked it right ? I bet you do

Everyone isn't gay as you...it's like u don't understand when he said he felt defiled..gay olodo

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
This niggarrrr can go fuckkk himself
Am proud to be a toker and I am going to smoke till the end of time


That is my niggeeeeeee

U don dey crase small small with ya.. weed and twice on Monday bullcrap

Are you looking for husband?.....You need a good husband

You wrote rubbish...idiot

Men are proud being...they will never say someone slept with their wife in public to ganner attention. It must have happened and they must have been helpless about it. So I believe the husband

stacyadams:
Add me to d group nah...

I mentioned the name of the group in my post now...it's 'Ranthq'

BadRadio:
A thread full of fools without sense or direction in life... fools whose parents are languishing in pain and hardship. I pity this generation. I'm ashamed to share desame country and desame nairaland platform with u lots.


*spits*

Is this all bitterness for people who met and clicked and consented to fvvck themselves? The way u all tink

goldman777:
She wants to hook op with pregnancy,STDs or just use him for pussy rituals naija girls are very selfish and always have a motive and won't travel to meet you to give you her vjay free without a plan.op start praying its not a plan that will destroy your destiny that girl is not foolish and your are not lucky,you are the foolish one just pray you escape the trap she set for you

Well...I'm also not spiritually naive....and her coming wasn't that straight forward...there was months of chats and friendships, calls and all...don't people meet people online and start dating till they eventually travel to see each other?? You guys shouldnt be too superstitious

when2:
Give your life to Jesus Christ, tomorrow maybe too late. Don't use the internet to win souls for the devil, it doesn't pay.

Did I tell you I'm trying to win soul from sharing my story?

SisterFire:
...Oshey dats y u are fearless n so full of freedom, keep it up

...n help ur brothers ( blind Africans) WW3 is coming if u can't build sky shelters as a first world , u will be used as a testing ground...let all hands be on deck march 2071 isn't that far,

50 years time if your prediction is right

Yes those hair are common..like a gift. In my village..once it's evening we are usually advised to stay away from the sea bank/sea shore..lol..cos ur eyes will see what u don't want to see..if u are not strong...u might be so scared

PERVENCHE:
they say...the hottest part of hell
is for those like op who kiss and tell

This is a faceless forum...and with time...I'm going to erase it...I only relive the memory when I posted it..
And which hell are u talking abt...u guys just vomit what u don't know

SisterFire:
...vampires are vatican's anthropologies as Beowulf is Scandinavian anthropologies
Coincidentially Romania started the anthropology
...Realmen are antidotes of satanic women

This is historically correct......
A great Uncle of mine once went missing for 14 days when he went fishing in the sea....he came back to tell the story of how mermaid hijacked him into the depth of the sea into their world..he explained how the whole place looked so surreal, glistening with precious stones and all..the mermaid dint want him to come back...it took alot before he was released.....the whole community thought he was dead cos they found his boat....but when he appeared he came to tell the story ..My mum told me this story cos the man was her uncle

Meanwhile..mermaid is a usual being we are used to from my village..jokes apart. I'm from the riverine...we share border with the Atlantic coast...let's leave it there.
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SisterFire:
... Nollywood and Hollywoods has brainwashed humans with 0% truth , do I blame them ...

...How can you fvck a giant when ur dick isn't even longer than ur bodysize

Well, mermaid can turn to human form to fvvck the normal human diick...

Where can I find and fvvck that kind of gorgeous mermaid you posted Sisterfire.. ...if u can appear like that on my bed..then maybe I will first taste u as my first mermaid
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FalseProphet1:
I see the op contacting HIV before March this year. This I have seen.

.. look at this hypocritic baby....I told just one escapade from my sexual experience, and u are there spilling thrash and wishing me badluck..well.. that shows the kind of mentality you have. Be careful..cos many are ready to fvvck ur wife raw...and nothing will happen

culf:
He did you clean she is clean, its not written on forehead neither is it by look or structure. Please be careful

Your galfriend that u are fvbcking raw, how did u ascertain that she's clean...did u know her history....I'm a careful person...but if everyone is so paranoid of pvvsy...then we will all be doing STI test and HIV test before fvbcking our wives

IntersexSherry:
Ok i"m very androgynous person so even if i come as a man, still confusing, come as woman, still confusing.
So then i find it hard to make friends because everyone is confused about me.. Even gay and lesbian dey confused about me .

So then i can't work as a man or a woman. Who can introduce me as her boyfriend or his girlfriend lol??

So then i will keep trying to treat myself fully. If i try and it doesn't work, then i just off myself.

Life has never brought me any joy from birth. No wonder no one ever loved me.

Do i have any skills? Ok i love writing. Thats the only skill i have..

I can't even lift a bucket of water. I have never worked in my life because no one will hire me..

Ok i still got some people that claim they love me this way but i need to be happy with myself.
I can't live like this. I want to be normal too..


I have always been seen as abnormal.
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So dont blame me if you hear news of my death am useless..

Such is life.
Always locked up inside as a prisoner because am abnormal. Who do i even know? I miss all the good things of the outside world. No going out. No one calls me, no hanging out..

Totally useless. I am mentally and physically damaged but i still live. Isn't it amazing??

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I feel for you...I can be emotional....I think your type should try and leave this country...cos it's obvious you dint create yourself that way to be a societal reject just for coming to a world in a way you don't understand....... Really tough...that's why I hardly comment on homosexual or hermaphrodite issue...cos I know, many times, they can't help themselves. Just an abberation of nature..sad...pls hang on....and take an hobby that can make you happy...u can look for a community of your type online...you can't be the only one...try andbt surf the internet, I'm sure u can still meet people of like mind and body that will accept you for whom u are

Benprince25:
A fair Fulani bae... Tho am an ibo guy...
I have slept with 5 ladies dis 2021...
Nd today is just 23rd of January...God help ur children...

Where did you meet a fair Fulani-herdsmen woman

the pxssy Prolly has a ring on it.

I don't get

when2:
Chai! With this kind of youths, how will Nigeria have a bright future? May God help us.

Miss when2...how did my isolation escapade affect Nigeria's future..nawa for uo... someone can't share his random Adventure again without judging eyes...hmmm

Blackaxe16:
Na so one they beg say he no even know if he get hiv for 5 sec sex..... no mind them if something happen them go call village people

Nawao...you guys are just so negative as if.. that's how hiv jump on people....well Sha...I dint fvvck a hoe or a runs gal...she told me many things that I just can't include in the story....not as if I'm dat reckless..a.shes not a random woman..she was actually having some deep emotional issue...this is a lady that prayed with with me the 3rd day when she was leaving....infact na serious Christian woman... but then...Na God dey save person

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

I was not expecting such kind of irritating story from a person like you. @NiRfreak

I often watch your comment on relationship thread and I must say I love it not all the time but some times. But for you to post this, to be honest I have reduce the respect I have for you.

Well everybody has thier life to live, so having sex with a married or single mature woman is a happy end for you, imagine first day for that matter? What a whole episode !!

Your signature is the reverse.

Guyman..forget da tin... nobody holy pass.....I only helped a busy woman who needs and choked me with attention....once in a while..no big deal to cool off...but we still have to ask very well to know the Calibre of people we are dealing with...cos some can put u in trouble..shalom

baralatie:
after the initial gra gra of op about women.
na kiss and tell end am

Just sharing my story...not as if you know me or knew her....I dint give off any detail...so wot are u saying