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DoriZicon:
Yawns Segalink. You're boring


If memory doesn't fail me, almost no Nigerian leader has successfully released these doves and they fly. Almost none.


This then brings me to the question, why repeat the same gory exercise every now and then

What's gory about the exercise....can we mind our use of words?

You will hardly see ladies on this kind of thread...their brain isn't much configured for such complex task of coding....

She must be leaving cos of dwindled financial state

Liposure:
big yash more blessings

I tell you ..the bigger the yansh, the bigger the blessings now a days. Men have failed humanity but paying dues to yansh

That yansh is really paying big o..chai..so big a Lexus yansh

Bad news every day...which kine country be this sef....

EFULEFU1:
My sister's husband has been pestering me with love proposals and I am really confused.

I visited them sometimes and he nearly rapedd me had it not been my karate skills, that was when I knew he was gayy. now , he is promising me many things and is making me confused. My biggest fear is , what if I get pregnant? As a man, where will I push the baby through?

Also, should I inform my sister?

Worried boy

Is this the real Efulefu on Nairaland..abi another fake one

Abalado:
Her husband abi another woman's husband,,,,if them born am well make she turn him back to us , social media go scatter today bcs the owner of the husband go see am,her won don finish be that,asewo oshi

She collect your husband?

teebaby2:
I noticed dat most prostitute get d best of de guys in de world wen dey want 2 get marry.i belive we've all noticed that,cos most ladies i see were formally prostitute n den i later here dat they got married 2 a good husband who treat them well. and while d well behaved girls fall in d hand of players,they get chitted,duped and all dat.i tink guys n people see tings like dat in different perspertives. WHAT DO U GUYS THINK

This one is preparing to become a prostitute...go ahead na

E plenty...No man would want to cast himself here.....

NwaAmaikpe:





Two years anniversary and an 8-month old baby.
Members of the Asosciation of Womb Watchers (AWW) have already calculated their Period of waste.

P.O.W is derived by the formula; z - (x + y)

Where;
z = months in marriage
x = gestation period
y = age of baby in months.

Therefore
= 24 - ( 9 + 8 )
= 7 months of idleness.

According to our calendar for newly weds, though slightly behind schedule; they are doing fine.

This is actually a real maths equation that fits what you described..lol
I first thought it was a jocular maths equation when I saw Nwaamaikpe. But i later came back to verify the equation if it was mathematically or logically correct, only to realise it's correct lol...this guy dey try...
Meanwhile, some art student will think it's a joke ...but most mathematics/engnr inclined people will like it

Instead of Nigerian youths to support Sowore and give him a chance, ....Now this everlastingly corrupt Tinubu is what the youth are supporting..chai...it shall not be well with all of you that keep tarnishing the image of Sowore. It shall not be well with you all. ...is it not better to support Sowore than Tinubu to emerge?

IntersexSherry:
I also need open minded females as friends. Not talking about the ones that beg for money or you chat with them and they take like an hour to respond back. Need lively intelligent babes like myself..
Thank you

Whatever you may be going through, may God heal you

tosyne2much:
So people can easily contact me in case of an offer

Ashewo person. You are old enough for a wife...do the needful

Tosyne2much...so na your face be this...
You have your pics, phone number, email on ya profile. Just tell us the truth...how many gals u don straff from Nairaland...cos uare a Nairaland celeb from longtime.....I see no reason for ur having ur pics, phone number and email..if not to scavenge willing Nairaland babes.

You should make heaven by this morally disciplined act... otherwise, what a waste of big yansh.
Meanwhile, the woman doesn't literally wanted a child from you, she's only playing that card as to exaggerate how she wants you..so that u can quickly fall for her and start fvcking her. In that way, she would have be able to bill and milk you.
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You Dodged the bullet luckily. You try.

We know you are bleached-racial..no need to explain

seunmsg:
The headline is inciting. Saharareporters should do better. This should be about criminality and not tribe. The headline alone has given it an ethnic coloration so it’s going to be difficult for any objective take at this point in time. Sowore must stop the negative reporting of Amotekun’s activities.

Which Sowore? The one in jail abi which one...get sense now....that he owns saharareporters doesn't mean he writes the articles even from jail...get sense

Rayendowed007:
oga u too like yanxh .. cuz na so so yanxh I dey see as ur requirements... lol

Chii59:
Have removed 4 thus far. Ain't removing any other.

You must look like an old witch if you open ya teeth

SavageResponse:
What is so bad in putting their pics on their profile?

I din't say it's bad...I'm just telling people what it implies for most unmarried

This is why sometimes it's said they belong to kitchen and za other room...see person who is supposed to be representing her people and producing bill...she's riding preeq..women and sex.. inseparable

adeadeyera:
Isn't it even sicker that you coequate the functionality of your own mind to that of greats like Stephen King, Flynn and Patterson's?
So, when those great writers scribbled down their drafts, they were fraught with common tenses and grammar errors? Masters of the language? Native speakers?

You should be sorry for yourself.

Guyman stop disgracing yourself. It's normal for first draft to have typo errors and some sprinkles of grammatical error which is usually not intentional..doesn't matter if u are native speaker or a literature Nobel laurette ..it happens cos during writing- first draft.. you are following your thought speed as the inspiration comes on you, so u don't have time to be going back to correct errors ..if you do...that's a poor way to write as u might lose your concentration, sequence of the story and inspiration......
Just stop the blind argument. There's a reason why we have proofreaders/proofreading after writing.

Pele Mr Simp. You have a long way to go with women.

If I could have my way... I would have loved to marry like 5 wives...
One tall with model physique...
One short with big yansh
One fat... that of bbw
One fair with moderate yajsht and straight leg
One dark with big boobs and big yansh and older
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I bet I will never shit again

Patrioticbreed9:
is just over hyped and it dosnt even live up to it' hype..i just node my head in agreement e pass pa.s.g juve barca chelsea wetin i know again,after a while she asked me about the direction of my kitchen and i pointed the direction and asked i her if everything ok..and the said yes everything is ok i just want to return the plates,i smiled and told her that they was no need before i will even say another word she was already on her way to the kitchen, i continue watching the honey kini ko bush rat till she joined me back in the parlor we were just watching,discusing and laughing during the whole stuff..as a sharp guy i used style check my time.. i almost shouted jesus christ damn! it was just few minutes to 12 i just kept mute and maintained my cool but deep down i was feeling a bit disturbed we continued watching the program until she called me name and said ben can you immagine that the time is already 12 i checked my watched and said shit!!na true o,she asked me what she was going to do,her question caught

It's already 12 in the midnight...so the babe has set herself up to be fvvcked tonight...since she's going to sleep over..let's wait for the next lie this OP is going to fabricate.....Laslas..he go reach there and realise she's a virgin, as per the biggest lie

Vagina is loose cos it has expiry date...it's made to expire ...While diick does not shrink or reduce in size. Thanks

Lalasticlalala should close this thread with that his red stamp

If she has alot to bring to the table..... plus if she's submissive and respectful. Perhaps two years isn't much. .
If you truly love everything about her, you will need to earn her respext and act mature, and maintain frame to make it work. Otherwise older mature ladies can be very manipulative. You have to be smart....or she has to be respectful, submissive, sensitive and reasonable

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pls don't take certain redflag with levity, especially if she's very manipulative, stingy or promiscuous.