₦airaland Forum

@ poster don't mind the naysayers. your preference is your preference, i once had a thing for white chicks back in the day but black women are still the ish.

that said i would'nt say no to a hot blonde anytime soon.

Date a few white women, i'm sure you'll change your mind rather quickly.

Please note: the same principle applies to black women, a few dates with them too would drive you into the waiting arms of a white woman

its amazing how some people still manage to type with a straight jacket on. When will you learn that not every person that calls himself a man of God actually is. Would you call a wolf in sheeps clothing a sheep??

have your eyes been seriously blinded by the awesomeness of a G-5 jet? One day you too can be like them, on second thoughts you cant.

unless you open up your own private capital venture aka church. you can even register it as an NGO and not worry about tax. Its the greatest ponzi scheme since madoff.

thats over £8000 for an 8 year old high mileage rhd peugeot 206? how much is a used 207cc or better still a 307cc??. i wonder!! p.s a body kitted car would not last 6months in Nigeria methinks the standard factory kit is a better option.

2 pennies!!!

@banom it really pisses me off when someone just talks for the sake of talking especially when they dont have a leg to stand on. they just have to open their mouth sha! "look at me, look at me" i made an irrelevant comment i must be an expert now.

she has surpassed mother theressa now she's gunning for sainthood

@may kelly honestly what has your quote got to do with the posters topic you have simply pulled a quote out of your hat and applied to a topic far from it.

you dont have the answers to all the questions in the bible stop mis-quoting, it makes you look deluded

@detosh

i just find it weird, i always held on to the belief that if you are truly called you wouldnt need extra training. it just looks manufactured now.

condemn? a bit strong dont you think? ok! with all due respect "beloved" i put this up because i saw it while reading my paper. i have never in my lifetime seen ads for pastors in national dailies neither have i even seen in church periodicals. did'nt see it last week, woul'nt dream of it last year.

No need for the passages or words- i definately wont read or subscribe to it.

Now maybe a one time advert can easily be disregarded or is an anomaly but after browsing through the careers section i saw that someone else had posted a similar topic on 2 different ministeries. so i believe its a new trend now (forward thinking).

are you saying i am unwise,un-just, and unfair because i saw something in a paper i don't necessarily agree with and decided to share it?

MAY THE GOOD LORD GUIDE AND BLESS YOU TOO.

depending on what side of the mirror you're on, i believ this should raise a few questions.

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wow! may kelly beaten at her own game, sungod you are really inspiring, nothing beats a well constructed argument backed with biblical facts.

"Your fucking under me and thats the way i want it endorsed by your god" , pure genius

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NIGERIA!!!!! we cant even beat a team of fasting players?? i laugh in french canadian.

we never fail to disappoint sha!!

this may kelly sef!! are you sure you are a 100% ok. you sound a bit like a crazed fanatic to me ooo. woe to this, perish that.

who made you judge,jury and executioner

A few questions for you

1. Are you married? (curious to know how your husband copes with you day and night)

2.if you have a job, do your colleagues actually talk to you or do you just sit alone in a corner quietly awaiing the trumpet of the apocalypse?

3.have you got any hobbies? any would do

cheers!

are you guys being serious dont see anything wrong in the slightest with this ad, sure it might be a bit dis-tasteful to some Nigerians but all in all it only points out what we are famous for. jeez! i already received some get money quick e-mails and i aint complaining.

P.S for all of you shouting outrage this,upset, biggest consumers this, let me remind you that in the game DOOM 3 we where not exactly potrayed as a nation of saints. what was used? the same millionaire e-mail trick. WHAT DID YOU SAY THEN? DID YOU PETITION THE DEVELOPERS?

would you rather them come and use video footage of the true living conditions endured by many?

Nigerians sha! GOOD PEOPLE, NO ACTION

Tudór:
The thing tire me sef.
Even some morons who I went to school with are threatening me on YIM saying I have the guts to insult papa "god's servant". . . .na wa oo

i've read some outlandish excuses on nairaland in regards to the G.Os' private jet. e.g he needs it, is it your money etchow can you say someone really needs a private jet?? he wants to save the world when his own backyard is in turmoil.

Now, many can justify the purchase of the jet (i am yet to be convinced) but have they lost the plot to the extent that they have forgotten who it is they are meant to glorify-God or daddy?? money or enlightenment

the cost of the jet and "most expensive auditorium in the world" is a definate moot point

Im shocked at the extent that most people would go to defend their spiritual leaders even if the truth is staring them in the face.
I used to be a keen churchgoer but lost all faith in the institution after a bad experience i had.
If a leader is blatantly lining his own jacket with the congregations money, why do people find it hard to speak up

i was a member of a church where the pastor was banged up for rape and fraud-i even saw the guy committing his evil acts when i was at a cinema with a lady and LO & BEHOLD!!! who do i see trying to mack and tap current?? good ol pastor randy. P.S my church had a direct debit tithing system whereby money was deducted from your account regardless of whether you had the money or not. its common place now in most churches but when my church started it only utility companies like T-mobile, British gas, BT etc used direct debit hmmm (ahead of its time).
that said his business continued to flourish under new management (his wife). Got re-branded (new name), new location and registered itself as a non-charity organisation (if thats not a business i don't know what is)

when churches glamorize everything thats bad in this world is something not wrong they turn away the poor to make room for the rich.
can a beggar sit in a church with all these crooks that patronize their business

why so many excuses? are you that far gone you cant even reason or see the truth again.

i get tired of that infallible excuse christians give when they are challenged with the truth "touch not my appointed" and "i am not giving the money to the pastor i am giving it to God" really

my sister was giving £1000 to a god while her pastor drove a porche she could'nt even pay for her yearly train ticket without complaining but could see no wrong in the pastor. Even when the alledged rape and fraud case was ongoing members of the church called the girls liars and were quick to dismiss their claims and Even though they saw the accounts for the church detailing debts of over £200,000 they still could not find anything wrong- "surely it can't be the pastor the pastor who just bought a flashy new car and lives in a £1.8million pound house, it could'nt be him".

In Nigeria when we do things we do it big-so i can only imagine what these people in robes are getting away with.

p.s i am not an athiest,neither do i claim to have an extensive knowledge of the good book-but i do know when the wool is being pulled over eyes. I see why guys like Tudor,huxley,abuzola and quite a few are frustrated by the ignorance of many and rationale thinking of a few. the man behind the pulpit is incapable of stealing and crime-really??

holier than thou Rebuttal in 5,4,3,2,1

TRUE STORY 21-07-09

i drove my car from ikeja to ikoyi with an empty tank of gas-miracle

hot water came out of my cold taps on the same day- i can't explain it, is it a sign?? should i just start my own church

hi all! Im in search of a CL500 2001-2003 model. well aware of the prices in the Uk and US and was wandering how much it would cost to get one in Nigeria.

Any information will be appreciated.

sometimes revenge is a dish best served cold, learn from your mistakes and move on. any joy or satisfaction derived from causing actual bodily harm or mental harm will be shortlived. clearly you still have feelings for this "SOB" seeing that you have taken the time out to post a topic about seeking revenge.

go out, mix with your friends and all will be forgotten in time.