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Haaaaaahhhhhhhh!
OK, I comment my reserve

EverythingCars:
I have a sound 05 Toyota Corolla available for daily ride. Pick up in the morning and return in the evening.

Available for pickup by 6/6:30am and return by 6/7pm.

If this term is ok by you, please call or whatsapp 08022065063.

Lagos residents. Pickup/dropoff location: Victoria Island.

xana101:
so many times on card trip, riders would hurriedly jump out of my car and say "please end the trip" I've never try to drive an inch b4 ending the trip. What d driver did was criminal. The rider on d other hand should have reported the case to taxify. Blacklisting her card is a good option. That's why I love uber.

Best opinion, so far, on this issue. Very mature, very balanced

This, not OK. Not professional

377:
Just got another request from to alausa now thank God oh after waiting for long. Am on the trip now moving so I had to pack one side to type this for pilots to see. D rider is busy blabbing upnl nd down the highest is 1 star e no pass am. I do my thing wheather on a trip or not dont care what any fucking rider will say is my car so if u are not ok go get ur car.

You just finished a trip from the airport. Log out of your app and log in again. If you don't, the app will assume you are still in the airport vicinity, on airport queue and you won't get trips again no matter how long you stay there

pooozeee:
According to the picture attached, which local airport can be found at Aja ? Because I dey Aja and I am seeing 1-5 UberX on queue

Actually, you are. Especially if you are on rental

Chae:
Ouse pls I bought 5k fuel I used it from 7 to 5 and its finished, was able to realize 11k, is it ideal or d car consumed? Am using Camry big daddy. Pls ur answer is needed. Hop am not running on loss

Scam

Amakachris95:
Hello,
I was asked to pay 25500 to register my car with Uber if I want a driver from them and 10500 if I have my driver. And two account numbers were sent to me to pay in, one had Uber name and the other is a personal name. Please is this the normal procedure?

Na so!

Oluwabengz:
I tried Nipco at Akowonjo sometimes ago and it was a very good experience. I bought 2k and saw how my fuel meter/guage had gone so high, I had to tell the guy to sell another 2k

Take that 20L keg to Heyden or PIMCO. It will overflow.
Seriously

deedee44:
From my experience, your 20L fuel cannot fill up your 20L gallon to the brim in Nigeria. Even if your gallon has not expanded which I doubt, it still won't fill up

pooozeee:
Coinoil at college road everywhere is the worst, in fact at any time of the day, you will never find any car buying their fuel because they are cheat, if you eventually find a car, then that driver is a novice in that area
But that coinoil beside diamond bank college road is manageable, they scam people too ohh but to some extent.

Fixed

I do Heyden too. But try NIPCO one of these days, you will never regret it. Petrocam also, very good stations.

slamstanlee:
Hayden for me.
I know few branches.... ilupeju, alapere, before ikeja along, vgc and ebutte metta

You, sir

stposh:
Good morning all, please I need advice as regard uber business.
I am planning to get a car in two weeks time and give it to a driver but I will like to know who does the maintenance of the car?
If a major repair is to be done on the car,who foot the bill?
Thank you.
Please note that it is not on hire purchase.

mistadayo:
I bought mine 500

See me, I fall maga

Get an AC phone hanger from these boys selling accessories on the street. Hang your phone from an AC vent while you work. Your phone will never be hot. It will always be charged 100%.
It costs #1,000 only.
Thank me later

nwizu042:
The phone I currently use is equipped with 2GB ram and very recent.
Does anyone in the house use a smart phone with 3GB ram ?
If yes, does it get hot when both apps are running simultaneously.?

I've met and carried ladies that I admired, very frankly.
But do I fantasise about them? During the ride? After the ride?
No, no, no.
I'll give the example of the girl in bikini I carried with her friends from CMS. I think they came in from Takwa Bay.
She was good looking, no doubt, but I admired the fact that she could strike up several conversations at once with her friends and with me, her driver. She was the life and soul of that trip - CMS to Agege. I enjoyed her company. I didn't fantasize about her. At all

Fahrenz:
bro.

There is difference between being moved, and acting on what you see. There are girls and there are girls. I have the types of girls I like. Not all girls I see on a normal day will attract me. Not all half nude ladies I carry will move me. But I will never lie and say NONE of my riders has ever moved me with their accent, perfume or looks.

Fahrenz:
There is no immature young individual here. Everyone has a unique trait and I bet you, most of your own comments are deemed immature. So are mine and everyone's else. It's what makes it interesting. Its what makes everyone want to come back to view the thread. What I think I saw mature may seem immature to others and vice versa.

I personally use this thread to enjoy myself while waiting for request. Everything posted on this thread happens. They are all experiences we face. Things typed on this thread by some are the same things that will run through the mind of every male who has a hot female in his car. Our reactions are just different but telling me you do not get moved by the half nude ladies you carry daily, you are a liar.

Bottom line is everyone posting here know why they do so even if it doesn't make sense to the next person. Freestyle to all. No time for pretenders

Sorry to disappoint you, but half nude ladies don't move me. I can give several instances of when I carried them. They don't move me one bit

dinowest:
I have a 2001 clean sienna. I need a responsible driver to make use of it and deliver 35k weekly. The AC is not OK at the moment and it requires 1 extra seat to be fixed at the back seat.

The requirements are:

(1.) 2 guarantors
(2.) The car must be in clean state at all times
without scratch.

I can be reached on 08077888465

Is this also for e-hailing?

Sir, you posted the backside of someone you know very well and in the context you took time and imagination to describe.
And it's fun we shouldn't spoil for you.
Shaking my head

BillGoldberg:
Bro... No need for long grammar. I am just fantasizing. That lady was never an Uber rider and someone I know very well. Am not stuppid.

Please lets not spoil the fun.

Officially, no. If Road Safety catch you, they will give you a huge bill. But on the other side, tomorrow being Sunday, you can do it and get away with it.

franksam2009:
Please is it allowed to carry 4 people on the back sit? Not on Uber o, Just normal Sunday outings

I remember a time when this thread was strictly professional, and there was decorum. These days, its foul-mouthed words or insults. I'm ashamed

This is so wrong. So so wrong

BillGoldberg:
Something just happened now and am in civia pains again.

I took this barney from Lekki to somewhere in Ikeja. All throughout the journey, I couldn't concentrate because this girls shape, perfume and gait was killing me. Just look at the backside in the picture! Whooooooo......

This girl was so soft looking. She has this thing about her that says... Please Fvck me badly... I need you inside me. She was also very soft spoken and applied wet lips.

I wanted to bite her lips as she spoke. I just wanted to rush in without warning and start kissing her. But as usual, I remembered that Uber has my details and maintained my cool.

At a time, something was telling me to change destination to Lekki conservation forest where I will be alone with her and watch animals. Maybe... Something happens from there.

We continued the journey. As we got close to her street, I couldn't control myself again and I decided to shoot my shot. I told her boldly that I liked her and would love to marry her. I asked for her number and The girl said am a crazy man and rebuffed me.

Las Las, she told me to end the trip that she will trek the rest. She also said she will report me to Uber. That am sexually harrassing her and highly unprofessional.

I decided to snap this picture as she was leaving for evidence and future uses. Evidence incase Uber asks me why I decided to toast her. I will simply forward this pic to the Uber manager and ask him... If its him, won't he try his luck... Am serious. See shape... See height... See Waist... See Colour.. Abeg... This girl set Jare. I will even insist she dressed seductively and Uber has a strong policy against seducing drivers.

Again, am also keeping this picture for future uses when am Alone.

Brothers, was I wrong in shooting my shot?

My account was similarly flagged. When I went to greenlight hub to find out what the matter was, they told me there was a gps failure during one of my trips; that's the reason I got that mail. I was told to go buy iPhone 6 or Nokia Android, single SIM

Afuzi:
Received a mail from Uber about my driver. The guy swore he is not involved in any of the mentioned acts. What should I do ?

No be nitigriti sha, abi. I get people on this thread wey sabi my face

emmancecute:
He is not julietromeo, the guy is even more active on this thread than julietromeo. Abi Gazzuzz shey I lie?

Really? There's something I don't know here

HRtechnique:
There is a tracker on the money.
Be careful.

Between, a rider tipped me $20 yesterday evening. There are big boys, and then there are bbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggg boys

In other news, if you are at Local Airport, looking for a ride, and you see 1000 - 1100 drivers ahead of you, drive into the car park, take your space on the queue (driver number 1101) and watch you get a ride request in less than one hour!
That queue you are seeing are mainly Airport Taxi Union guys messing around. But the truth is, when a request gets to a specific driver and he rejects or cancels it (or causes rider to cancel on him) for one reason or the other, the request doesn't go back to the same driver. It pings to the next available driver on the queue. For this particular driver rejecting requests, he is taken offline (hence to the back of the queue) after a specific number of cancelled or rejected requests show up on his app. You, that you have genuine desire to pick up a ride, rises up one step in the queue.

Let's say there are 20 riders at the local airport looking for Uber rides, the process iterates faster, and eventually, all genuine Uber drivers will be at the top of the queue; and will thus get their rides in a reasonable period of time.

So stay put!

Sir, let's just agree that is how best he could express the idea. The main principle, which he expressed adequately, is that engines work with specific oils that have viscous properties good enough for their extreme (hot, cold) temperatures; and that using non-recommended oils which usually do not have these viscous properties at these temperature ranges could damage the engine

Alvin007:
Temperature changes viscosity. Oil doesn’t ‘automatically’ change to suit temperature.

100% on point!

HeavenlyBang:
Hmm, tbh, the guy has a point. Liquids do lose viscosity with increases in temperature.

However...

1. Your engine has a tolerance range. The recommended oil will never damage your engine because of that, while using 20W50 introduces certain other factors.
2. This works on the assumption that the engine is always a maximum running temperature.
3. Yes, increased temperature reduces viscosity but by how much? Does it get it down to the thickness of 5W30? No. No.No.

Use the recommended oils, people. Don't be a smartass like that ES350 guy.

Franksam2009 is right. Viscosity does change with temperature. You will recall that temperature changes make the same matter (ice, water, steam) to change form. I studied Chemical Engineering in OAU Ife. But just so you can be sure, google "does viscosity change with temperature?"

Alvin007:
This still doesn’t answer my questions sir. You said the oil automatically becomes light...and later thick..bros..how?
It doesn’t ‘automatically’ become light. It stays as it is...except when it losses viscosity over time..the viscosity was made to withstand both extreme temperature...it doesn’t automatically ‘switch’ from thick to thin. It remains what it is!

Three international flights will land at MMIA in a few minutes. Figure out the rest.
If you know, you know

Megadrop:
Yes o, I have been doing this for quite some time anytime I find my self on the island later than 9pm. Mainland trips yapaa for there

Na so

nitigriti:
True. #1,500 - #2,000 for a 30 minute journey.
Sweet

And you can always rush drive back to Island to repeat.
OK no more free tips from me ooo, make Lagos no come cast

True. #1,500 - #2,000 for a 30 minute journey.
Sweet

Gentlelife50:
But majority of them are going to either yaba or surulere