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baibijay: one of those times i wish NL had the 'dislike' button

You wish? Sorry, not this time.

Meanwhile, I just decided to mock my not too educated oga at the top, and you are here vexing for me, God knows maybe 'my oga at the top' is our daddy.

I pity us in this country,

Btw, I think I need some 'likes', so, let me ask this 'Has my oga at the top made his comments?'

Thanks.

Seun, No vex oh!

yuzedo: LMFAO! so harsh bro!


Uncle Jarus, bro, wazzap! i want to go to Jamny in Urope. Am hearing they have plenty disney land where i can many willy-willy. cheers while u spend yours in Moodakeke.

Funny dude.

^^^


But you first posted that below, meanwhile take note of the bolded.

Playgal: I also work wif an Oil Servicing Company. Is okay but i still want to work wif the real oil companies(They pay better money)
So Help Me God.

Means that a chance in any of shell, mobil and others will definitely make you leave the servicing coy that you presently work with.

^^^ ehhhh! Easy o, make both of una no race enter water and straight to heaven. I talk my own o!

folu500: Pls house can anyone enlighten me on the process of filling and recovering losses incured in previous years. Am talking of a financial advisory firm.

Dear Folu500,

Your question is not that clear, is it that you want to recover or relief your previous years losses so your tax liability is reduced? If it is the latter, then it is set off against your adjusted profit, (before deducting capital allowance- which is limited to two-third of the assessable profit),meanwhile, your loss can only be carried forward for four years.

NB: Losses brought forward can only be set-off against income from the same source from which the loss was incurred originally.

I hope this settles it, if not, then you need to be more elaborate.

Thanks.

VENTURES AFRICA – World leading audit, financial and tax advisory firm KPMG, has ranked Nigeria as one of the four major investment destinations and growth areas in the world, following poor performance by Brazil, Russia, India and South Africa.

According to THISDAY, Global Chairman, KPMG International, Mr. Michael Andrew said the poor returns on BRICS nations (except China) has forced investors to source for better investment sources.

As a result, Mexico, Indonesia, Nigeria and Turkey (MINT) have attracted increased enquiries and investments.

“…people are now focused on the MINT – Mexico, Indonesia, Nigeria and Turkey. They are the four countries that international investors are really focused on for growth and investment.

“The offers for the MINTs are intense and we are getting a huge amount of enquiries about these countries. People want to know how to do business in these countries, how to access the markets and how to take advantage of the long-term growth that is coming,” he said.

Andrew disclosed last week foreign investors are interested in putting funds first in the Nigerian capital market before venturing into other sectors.

The KPMG Chairman further enumerated factors that would drive growth in the new preferred investment destinations.

“People are looking for a growing middle class, they are looking for a predictable regulatory environment, and they are looking for stable and transparent corporate governance structures,” Andrew said.

Source: http://www.ventures-africa.com/2013/03/nigeria-among-top-4-preferred-investment-destinations-kpmg/?goback=.gde_3112293_member_221431835

Where is garri X7??

odiaero: Anthonio am was never to send u money through money booker but investor which you provoked, now get the account i request, that is the accounts can open here from beijing, then take the date in consideration, because trading for the year ends october , then i can be free to do what ever i want to do as my contract stated, then by that time you got it the following, let all bear me withness, thanks and goodnight everyone

See yeye guy.

Odunnu: Nitrogen e buru bata 14. Choi!
oga Nitrogen, Link biko!

Ma sister, Don't mind me jare, he is a useless and cheap scammer, for real, nemesis will catch up with him soon, very soon. Thief.

Check this and you'll see all the thrash he jinxed together.

https://www.nairaland.com/1091099/forex-trade-alerts-season-11/79#13342148

Dear Odiaero,

Greetings to you, how is China (for your mind), hope your investors and money are both kicking. I just needed to call your attention to that piece of thrash your jinxed together.
Kindly go through it and maybe you will redeem your stuupid integrity and pay this man up. (Since you are 1.6 billion naira up). Oloshi!

Thanks.

odiaero: PLEAS Ignore all typos, no time am off to the airport to Alaska land of lakes
Hello fellow FX traders, longest time, hope you all are fine.

Special Greetings to Babe DE naija, hope all is move well on Gold, and i love the way you have been composing yourself here you are the kinda person if one what to use Atomuic bomb to wipe out a city of 10million population, because of your presence in that city, everyone will be spared another person again is Oga De JamaceBond, guy you are lovely, keep it up, @ honeri , guy u dey vex me, you just dey misyarn sometimes, even you close pals dey tell me, guy dey talkless my my doubt for you disappare, each time my doubt for you one disappear you go yarn another, i dey type 4 broken bottle for you because you na EDO boy, and i will always be nursing the zeal to raise you on top but stop killing that zeal


please as for others i did not great, please take i will in due time, i just flew into US from beijing, why am not online is that am 1.6 billion dollars($1.6B) Trader now. i trade for some chinese family but private, they own the large fund, so am to be in china for 5years without coming back have my work permit for long period too, that is the contract nature and nairaland is blocked in my trading room, and so many sites, you can only chat with me or video call with me on QQ if you have one, that is what is being use in china and only allowed as the policy, so nairaland and so many sites are not working, only one that i insisted they should not block

I came into US few minutes ago, so i say let me use the opportunity to login lolz Season 11, nice one people.

I just check few post and was able to see that this my pet FXDing is back, just ignore him when ever he is distracting you guys, you can only reply him when ever the market is dull and you are bored and you
want to have a dull moment, learn to ignore him.




My pet this quoteis for you from Abraham Lincoln "[color=#990000]Its better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt". To show you are not even well informed, Ghana Trader never traded for Societie General, which was based in France and not US as you mentioned, Ghana trader Traded for UBS Swiz Bank, Societie General trades was done by someone else, and please if you are playing for me to go down, one word for you, i may one day become your president and you will in you village doing what you know best, "Hating", the only honor you will be telling you children about me is that you once chatted with me on the same forum, and you will be bragging about it.

Am attaching a pic now of a trading room, same person designed the one am using now in china and mine is 2x size the one am attaching to,the money for the screens and radiators the CPUs is using will be enough to ping you donw, go and figure out who uses 50k computer setups to trade and while, keep hating, all i know is am $1.6B up and counting and your hating can even see my brake lights

As for the house, please i have some investors that are 100k ready and 50k and much, their accounts are just idle, i do not trade it, but i explain to them why i can not, my contract to chnese family forbid me to do that and they said i should find a trusted person to trade it, note that they are chines people too, please if anyone has an account that maybe even $500 and have been trading consistently for the last 7months, am willing to dash out the passwords to the person, 15% needed montly please remember that if you lose or blow out the account na my own pocket i go 4rm pay them back lolz i don miss broken sha, no rush the B$ am handling am doing 10% monthly, not that i can not do more than that, but big money eliminates all risks.

Am heading to Alaska in few hows, Guess who will be piloting the plane? hehehhe is your faithful odiaero, learjet45

Am going for meeting, there is a family friend and business partner of mine i want to send money to in austria, so group of person going in to avoid anything like money laundering so the final meetings in austria, big money involve, sending money direct out of china huge is like trekking to the SUN, worst than nigeria, their regulation for money moment is tight in beijing, please when am back, i will try to reply anyone that meets my requirements privately.

If anyone is in china, my free days like weekend am always in beijing central business district, yintai centre am always at the pool in hyatt the big one, i need to be going now, please i may delay to respond, but i will surely do before i travel back to china when i get to austri, because once am in china, no more way, i have closed trading for the year and more funds will be added, omo chinese people get money, ignore FXding or rev king and be doing fine, then you will get a lot of invesotrs[/color]

[quote author=.Garri (x7)]Can someone explain this unprovoked attack by Mr. Seun on my innocent and humble self ??

[/quote]Abeg, free Garri (x7) o, else we (garri association) will occupy nairaland again o. Believe me, we can go ahead and do this again o.

Na Water now, that is why those people are called/named 'ominikun' which means 'belly filled with water'.

Mukina2 is under the influence of Ogogoro and brukutu

Which one is Procher?

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ROSSIKE: Where does one start countering such a foolish statement as ''there is no difference between a graduate and a high school certificate holder''?

I mean, did you actually graduate from a university? Let's start from there.

People dey vex o!

sixteen08: Changed ma mind

What jare? Oga mi

Eko Ile: We are not talking about some rural village.

God bless you!

I asked him a question the other time, I was expecting him to substantiate his assertion, but he never did.

solomon111: so lagos state can compete with the FG?
Lol.
It can't even compete with akwa-ibom state in basic developmental indices.

Are you sure of this?

Jarus: But there is what is called for karma for one that gets there through unholy means. I don't believe the end justifies the means. The means is equally important.

You really did stick a pin in my ass here, cos my darling football club just had her own share of the karma thing yesterday, a real pain in the asss.

Meanwhile, nothing is wrong with networking/legging up/lobbying/connection/padi-padi things, so far it is not the unholy type, and the main is to do things that are morally accepted in the society no matter the circumstance or situation around. We shouldn't be a fan of egoism.

As for Nitrogen, it is like this:

1. Go to a top notch school if you want to get a pali outside the shores of Naija.

2. Network people, it is quite important because it will reduce the stress and time to get a nice job.

3. Those up there, do well to help others too so they can get to the top, it is necessary.

4. Lastly, be the best you can intelligently/intellectually, because normally, networking should only help recommend you, you will need to write tests, go through various processes (due process) so you can be the best for the job.

Nb: I think big guys and top notch guys are those in the thread, so they do not need those thrash up there (except number 3, which I believe they always do), it is for 'them' starters like us.

Jarus: He is kidding. Bribery, sex or money-for-job are never networking, formal or informal.

Egbon, the end justifies the means, so far both na to achieve the same objective, should we care about the way Mr A and Mr B got to the same destination? Might it interest you that Mr A although used an informal means, got to that place ahead of Mr B. Then there will be a round of applause and a standing ovation for him.

Abi now.

Jarus: How on earth do you compare sleeping for job with researching what's an interview is about?

Maybe you want to tell me practising past questions, asking your seniors about a course or what a lecturer likes, is the same as sleeping for grade.

Bros, the former is informal while the latter is formal. End of discussion!

coogar: it's networking in plain english but it's "paddy know paddy" in pidgin english. the moment you network, you have the unfair advantage unless you put the information you get from such relationships to public use and give every applicant am equal chance.

jarus - you are hereby found guilty of networking/legging up/backdooring and paddying.

Sincerely, I really get Mr Cooger's point, to call a spade a spade, networking is networking, whether you as a lady intend sleeping with an oga to get a job or have an edge over others in any job application, or you lobby to get information of interviewers and details of tests to be written, or you meet with an ED so he can recommend you and put you ahead of others, or whatever and whichever way, they are all to achieve an objective, earn an undue advantage, get an edge over others and get the much coveted job, after that, since there is always in-house training, and others, it may not be difficult to get to the top/progress within the shortest period. But wait! We are assuming that applicants/graduates/jobseekers here are all above average intellectually.

What I will dispute with @cooger is the fact that you as a secondary school holder (without your degree(s)) can function anywhere and at any level in a workplace setting, hell no! You cannot but function only at the operational level. Take it that way.

Maybe I can still chip this in: Networking can be said to be of two types, FORMAL and INFORMAL networking. But all join, na to get job be koko, else conman is on the jonzing level.

Meanwhile, lol at the bolded, make oga jarus no catch you o.

honey86: Unfortunately its the truth. I have discovered that not all UK universities are schools. Take for example, pple studying hr in university of salford only spend 3 weeks in class and the remaining 7 weeks doing nothing.Biko, which kain school be that. What about naija students in woverhampton who pay their colleagues to write essays for them?.Those ones too will come back and complain of their inability to get jobs.

Exactly!

Mr Fashola, carry go jooorrrr and don't stop telling them, it is necessary.

One thing that I believe is that spending millions of naira to get a foreign 'pali' in a useless foreign university and not a top notch one is completely an unwise one. You will still come back and join the league of freshies of local universities looking for entry level jobs, especially when you ship yourself out without a single work experience.

AjanleKoko: Not serious jobs or serious companies.
If you don't appear in front of Agbelusi and Sons in a suit, they might forgive you. But try interviewing for a graduate entry position in any of the multinationals in your skinny jeans.

Jarus: So which work or aspect of accounting is not monotonous?

Management Accounting

Jarus: Yes, it does. Gross income = gross emoluments.

I thought as much, thanks.

Well said, Oga Jarus!

With all that stated up there, I still think tax accounting is a monotonous work. Like the 'issue(s) with FIRS/SIRS thing', only clarifications and some sorting out is needed, or at worse, a tax audit is carried out in your company.

Arguably, the amendments to those acts brings out challenges (not much anyway), and maybe it is best for amendments to be done every five years.

Btw, the new PITA has got something unclear to many, maybe 'una' can help out.
Here we go:

'CRA (Consolidated Relief Allowance), which replaces personal relief is to be computed as the higher of #200k or 1% of gross income, plus 20% of gross income'

Meanwhile gross income isn't defined by the act (as amended), but gross emoluments, does that automatically replace our gross income?

The lady come resemble MERLIN, anyways, the thing fit am small.

Good Day Sir,

As they say, Tax Accounting is interesting and quite challenging, interesting because of the PIT, CIT, Payroll computations and others using spreadsheet programs, also the self assessment form shitties, permit me to say that it is only the PPT area that I haven't touched being that it was just a six-month internship. But the challenge isn't there, you keep doing the same thing, year in, year out. Please sir, disprove my assertions here. Maybe there are some aspects I do not know of, that will make someone like me to say 'bring them on'.

Meanwhile, as per the 'tussle' between CITN and ICAN, the former is winning, but, let me ask this, assuming the supreme court judgement (if the latter eventually appeal at the SC) still favour CITN, does it mean that a chartered accountant will not be able to carry out tax audit exercises? Or there is an act that still backs ICAN members as regard 'tax audit'?

Thanks

Nitrogen.