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Properties / Re: Enugu State Government Demolishes Properties Encroaching On Road Allowance by nkemoma(m): 7:53pm On Dec 22, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Peter Obi the agulu shock absorber will never be shocked with this demolition.

You never disappoint
Romance / Re: Kano: Bleak Xmas For Contributors As Lady Sends Man Abroad With Their Money by nkemoma(m): 6:47pm On Dec 22, 2023
Funny thing be say.....

Her man has left her behind

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Celebrities / Re: I'm Building A New House Because I Dont Like The Bathroom Of My House- Don Jazzy by nkemoma(m): 6:44pm On Dec 22, 2023
Prechgold1180:


Shebi u get the money

Why you dulling

Yesterday orobo
Today nah lekpa


Sabi Man
Celebrities / Re: I'm Building A New House Because I Dont Like The Bathroom Of My House- Don Jazzy by nkemoma(m): 6:43pm On Dec 22, 2023
post=127576013:



Reminiscent times.......
Here you have it 😉

Oga Don Jazzy (tuale)
When you go marry?
Sheybi you get the money
Kilode, why you dey dulling
Yesterday orobo
Today na lekpa oh
Shey na omo dudu
Abi omo pupa oh eh
No kill yourself
Pick one already
Watin you dey find
Like you wan discover Mungo Park
Shey you one, discover Mungo Park
Discover Mungo Park
Shey you one, discover Mungo Park
Eh discover Mungo Park
Shey until you, discover Mungo Park oh
Eh discover Mungo Park
Eh le le le le, discover Mungo Park
You dey craze
Mmm
Come here
If I catch you
Mungo abi
Eh, Mungo
Auntie Patricia, Pati Patricia
Men have been knocking
And menopause is knocking
Kok kok, who you go answer
You still dey do shakara oh
And if them ask you you say
All men are the same
But if all men the same
Toh pick one already

E don dey look like you wan like
Discover Mungo Park
Shey you one, discover Mungo Park
Discover Mungo Park
Shey you one, discover Mungo Park
Discover Mungo Park
Shey until you, discover Mungo Park oh
Discover Mungo Park
Eh le le le le, you better stop You no fit
You no fit, discover Mungo Park
You dey craze Mmm
Come here
If I catch you
Mungo abi
Eh, Mungo abi eh
Oga poke noser, kaii
I pass my neighbor, walahi
I buy my motto I say
E fit me a lot oh
Assalamualaikum, laikum
Mualaikum salam, lam
Aboki da hustle
You dey find juju for bottle (haba kai)
If you say na juju
Then go do your own
No dey poke nose like you wan
Discover Mungo Park

Sabi Man
Celebrities / Re: I'm Building A New House Because I Dont Like The Bathroom Of My House- Don Jazzy by nkemoma(m): 3:55pm On Dec 22, 2023
Oga Don Jazzy

WHen you go marry??

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Health / Re: Psychiatric Patients In Yaba, Lagos State Increased By 100 Percent by nkemoma(m): 8:00pm On Dec 21, 2023
Lol...

Tinubu Government... Hhahahahhahah

On Colos...
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Congratulates Prof. Ijeoma Uchegbu On Her Appointment by nkemoma(m): 1:26pm On Dec 18, 2023
Aguilar:
grin grin i don't understand how can one be worwor and beautiful at the same time?


It is is in reply to his comment..

So if he says she is worwor in appearance but he can't deny say her brain de beautiful

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Sports / Re: Osimhen One Of My Toughest Opponents — Juventus Legend Chiellini by nkemoma(m): 12:44pm On Dec 18, 2023
thesicilian:


Edo n'imose


Wetin e mean??
Sports / Re: Osimhen One Of My Toughest Opponents — Juventus Legend Chiellini by nkemoma(m): 12:15pm On Dec 18, 2023
Higherthan:
grin you sha like wahala cheesy grin


But EdoState Amaka na

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike Recounts Failed Marriage, How Ex-Wife Made Him Lose His Properties by nkemoma(m): 12:13pm On Dec 18, 2023
Fear Women.. many of them are DEVILS

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Sports / Re: Osimhen One Of My Toughest Opponents — Juventus Legend Chiellini by nkemoma(m): 12:12pm On Dec 18, 2023
Agba Baller

EdoState Amaka

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Congratulates Prof. Ijeoma Uchegbu On Her Appointment by nkemoma(m): 12:11pm On Dec 18, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

but, on a lighter note, this woman worwor no be small which is understandable that it may be due to excessive researches and not having time for herself.

at this juncture, I joined my principal to say a very big congratulations to you, the real slay queen.

Peter Obi's attackers rushing to the thread to attack him in 1... 2... go...


Worwor but beautiful brains

But in reality she is not ugly... Just natural, plain.... She is beautiful. Look at her Skin..

If your skin fine pass her own make I bend.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Congratulates Prof. Ijeoma Uchegbu On Her Appointment by nkemoma(m): 12:10pm On Dec 18, 2023
Igbo Amaka

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Davido Shutdown Beach As They Hug & Dance Together by nkemoma(m): 4:14pm On Dec 17, 2023
Omoawoke:


Some of them, but majority of successful people in all spheres of life are yorubas


Lol.. majority indeed...
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Davido Shutdown Beach As They Hug & Dance Together by nkemoma(m): 3:27pm On Dec 17, 2023
YorubaAmaaka

Some of them..

But the majority... Are something else
Politics / Re: Special Court Convicts 50 Environmental Offenders In Lagos by nkemoma(m): 9:40pm On Dec 15, 2023
Yorooba people are natural lawbreakers na

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Politics / Re: NSCDC Promotes Shem Obafiaye To Deputy Commandant-General by nkemoma(m): 9:25pm On Dec 15, 2023
BeanmanX:
You are insulting someone that is far better than you and your lineages, atleast if you want to insult him. make sure you get to his level first.

Mugu I know what I am saying .

Which stupid level.. ?
Politics / Re: NSCDC Promotes Shem Obafiaye To Deputy Commandant-General by nkemoma(m): 6:38pm On Dec 15, 2023
These kind of olodos keep rising through the ranks cos they kiss asses better

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Politics / Re: Isaac Kamalu Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner For Finance by nkemoma(m): 8:54pm On Dec 14, 2023
Wicked Wike on the beat.. his loyalists are being purged out,. Better for Mr. Governor

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Move To End Wike, Fubara Rift Has Collapsed – APC by nkemoma(m): 5:40pm On Dec 14, 2023
Wike will be Tilumbu
Politics / Re: Fcta Staff Felicitate Wike On His 56th Birthday by nkemoma(m): 8:58am On Dec 14, 2023
Wicked Wike the Devil
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Truly Get Over Your Ex? by nkemoma(m): 10:31pm On Dec 13, 2023
ukaface:

Should I try and curse you for experiment?

Curse your Ex
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Truly Get Over Your Ex? by nkemoma(m): 9:55pm On Dec 13, 2023
ukaface:
Na girl wey no wan forget her ex na
Why will I want to accommodate the thoughts of my ex in my brain, I can’t even remember his name or what he looks like

Na every night I Dey curse and swear for am
Sharrap.. your curse no de work

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Truly Get Over Your Ex? by nkemoma(m): 9:53pm On Dec 13, 2023
A better GBola ND they will

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Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele’s Triplet Asks Why He Can't Stand by nkemoma(m): 12:40pm On Dec 13, 2023
Sad

And no miracle performing GO has been able to heal him.

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Crime / Re: Many Killed In Anambra Nightclub Shootings by nkemoma(m): 6:36pm On Dec 11, 2023
AfghaEasterners

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Events / Re: Deji Adeyanju Weds Nana Bello In Abuja (Photos) by nkemoma(m): 6:32pm On Dec 11, 2023
Banger

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Politics / Re: Why We Defected To The APC - Rivers Lawmakers by nkemoma(m): 2:14pm On Dec 11, 2023
THIEVESSSSSS

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