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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 11:00pm On Aug 05, 2023
leisuretym:


In your small mind, in your narrow mind, you’ve made a point huh? Kiddo go get something doing with your life rather than nonsense you are doing with valuable time here, the Nigeria of today doesn’t give time for a responsible man to be trolling a busy woman online all day leaving your wife and kids at home , they’ll be disappointed if they see your footprints 👣 on here.
As you go to bed tonight, reminisce and think about your life like the prodigal son, we’ll forgive you
Like I already pointed out. Shishi, you no go see guy. You can troll all you want. I ain't gat no shingbai for you.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 10:02pm On Aug 05, 2023
leisuretym:

I apologize for defending that NlAnalyst here, I mistook him for one reasonable guy in Abuja, and instead of this lout guy to tell me he wasn’t the guy, he just quietly claimed the praise and enjoyed the hype, I later realized he was not the cool guy I took him to be after posting some dumb post in recent times, I’m sorry 😞

I don't have a penny to give you.
Romance / Re: I Need You All Opinion On This. by Nlanalyst: 5:09pm On Aug 05, 2023
iwillnevergiveup:
I am a hustling guy and she is learning a skill too. She is a Christian and a nice girl too ( based on her dressing, manner of speech and attitude). So i want to know what it means for her to be bringing me food. Though i jokingly told her to bring me one when we were talking some time ago. Surprisedly she did, and i thought it was only that but she brought again for me. So i want to understand the reason why she did that because i think it won't stop anytime soon.
Ask her and stop disturbing us.

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Romance / Re: Would You Tolerate This Behavior From Your Girlfriend? by Nlanalyst: 9:03pm On Aug 04, 2023
One of my favorite street codes.
Never personalize a public property.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:31pm On Aug 04, 2023
SALLYBERRY01:


How much
90k per one.
Enter my DM let's seal the deal.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:05pm On Aug 04, 2023
Imported benches available for immediate pickup. Smooth, colorful and standard.
Could last you for eternity.
Make me an offer.
Selling because my dog died and my birds won't eat.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 8:49pm On Aug 03, 2023
Artelle:
How much and Location?
100k last bros.
Location is Maiduguri.
Enter my DM let finalize it.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:26pm On Aug 03, 2023
Engrchoko:


Some things are meant to be dashed out now.
Not this one bro. I bought this one not quite long. It's very original.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:17pm On Aug 03, 2023
Fairly used TV available for immediate pickup.
You don't need to buy a TV stand, it comes with one.
Make me an offer.
It's urgent.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 9:06am On Aug 03, 2023
Breakfast. The type Ahnie will call real and not fake. I rebuke yee and poverty. smiley

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo, Mane, Benzema Headline Top 10 Highest-paid Footballers In Saudi Arabia by Nlanalyst: 8:34am On Aug 03, 2023
None of the digits are verifiable.
All na lie abeg.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Allow Me Listen To Female Musicians by Nlanalyst: 8:27am On Aug 03, 2023
Omo, 12 years later, Andy is still a troll. grin
Nothing's changed.
Family / Re: My Room Transformation Progress With Cost Breakdown(photos) Cont. by Nlanalyst: 6:35am On Jul 26, 2023
Yankee101:
You spent all that resource to renovate just to put this kind furniture inside?

I’ll rather buy better furnishings in the old room
Seems you are the only reasonable person here.
This project is nothing but a foolish and wasteful one.
With all the amount he quoted, one could have furnished that same space with little to no ceremonial painting and end up with a classier space. Imagine quoting such amount only to end up with nails on the wall as hanger and a space littered with items. Nonsense.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:11pm On Jul 25, 2023
Juliearth:




This isn't rocket science. Most of these stockists have online pictures they use to market their goods. That saves them the stress of taking pictures and what not. I strongly believe the accused doesn't have any link with the anoura. The accuser should tender an apology and retract his accusations.
Na now MTN gree borrow you data?
Get serious with your life.

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Family / Re: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by Nlanalyst: 8:48am On Jul 23, 2023
nickyvil:


I just went through her post now and I don't know what to say again or do, I'm short of words like I discuss to her on phone which she never called or message me back, this is not adoption and she is ready to come pick her daughter anytime she wanted, I've raised kids that are not mind and one is in the university which I'm paying for and in the hostel. At this stage, I will just be reading because what she said is totally different now, she said her dad gave her 4days, that was yesterday morning, now she's saying her dad went to drop the daughter.
You've really tried. I'm sure there are so many lies in her claims. Instead of replying to you, she was busy making comments and dropping account details.
All na format.
God bless you anyways.

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Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki's Convoy Trapped In A Flooded Road In Edo State (Pictures) by Nlanalyst: 8:36am On Jul 23, 2023
madridguy:
Shameless people. Many roads in Lagos State and Ogun state are like this too.

Ogun state roads close to Lagos are all death traps.
Leave Lagos out of this.
Ogun state has the worst set of roads in the whole Nigeria.
Family / Re: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by Nlanalyst: 7:21am On Jul 23, 2023
nickyvil:
* She should contact her sister that have her father's contact so to get his contact, she said the father don't want her and her sister to know his place and that he said he will bring the daughter to the nearest bus stop for her. Once she get the contact, I will take it from there and fix a day I will pic her up to go pick her daughter together.

Lastly, I've already spoke with my family and lawyer about this and I can go ahead since my family have given me the permission.

Another suggestion is if there is someone staying at IFO since that is where her daughter is, it will be helpful so that the person can go and verify, get in touch with her father after she drop her father's contact.
Thanks all
I'm based in Ifo and I'm mobile which makes it easier to navigate and verify the state of things but I think the lady just changed mouth and she's now talking about Abule Egba U turn.. are you sure she's real?

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 4:39pm On Jul 15, 2023
Jagznation:

Take it easy just quietly work into zaaa da room ,you'll be fine.
She should please help me with nose mask while coming.
She stinks badly down below. 😷😷

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 4:23pm On Jul 15, 2023
Jagznation:

Let there be peace ✌️ I no dey like put mouth for husband and wife matter grin
That one na my steady bitxh any day any time. grin
Ignore her, we go settle am for the other room.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 4:21pm On Jul 15, 2023
Jagznation:

I dey tell you grin we will not extend solidarity to any new MAGA of hers, if you pay and aunty send you shoe size of 99' instead of 39' just use paper,stone ,carton,sawdust or nylon pack your leg inside the shoe no come here kon disturb us

grin grin
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 4:10pm On Jul 15, 2023
ahnie:

He's a low lifer o.
A charity case on diaryland cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


See wetin he dey beg on diary land
Your wife needs them more. That filthy unfortunate husband whom you've turned into a housewife or you could cut the Jeans into sizes and gift your motherless children. Smelly and starved sickos. wink

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 3:35pm On Jul 15, 2023
akpumping7720:

Your footwears are beautiful. I want to buy one black and one brown but what is it with all these negative comments? Hope I'm save?
You're safe, don't worry.
Sha don't come and disturb our peace here later when your feet magically shrink over night.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 3:34pm On Jul 15, 2023
Veepeelee:


Guy, try give yourself small sense nah
Be like you never enter Surety wahala before ni
Wetin concern you with person wey her way no clear;, person wey dey shun everybody, say she big pass to say "Sorry". Not to any of the customers she has offended, even people like you here wey dey plead for leniency for her.
Shey your senses no tell you say this kind person, if yawa gazzz, na people like you dem go turn to suya...

Oya, continue o, as you nor wan get sense be that, mtseew.
My guy dey find cheap kpekus. grin

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