Here to laugh.

Adaibeku:
Good one . As a moslem itshekiri are slaves to we the yorubas because few are moslems , but we love them more than the igbos .

If I were you. I would pay attention to the wide spread of Islam in your eroded region. This is pitiful.

medube:


Ogombo Road, Ajah

Sorry sir, I'll pass.

I'm Itsekiri, Igbos are totally unlikeable.
I can't think of any positive thing to say about them honestly.

medube:
Midea HS121L (93L) table top fridge (like new)

Asking price: 75k (slightly negotiable)

Location: Lagos

Whatsapp: 070.eight.eight.8.8.eight.eight.8.3

Where in Lagos?
I'm interested.

Mercylike:


Have u done something reasonable this morning or u just wake up open nairaland to begin checking who u go drag with...

This is my last reply to you......go and drag with ahnie as u usually do.

Man like women.. Hian

Lest I forget, I'll send someone over to beat you up too.
Happy sales, auntie oni speaker meta waso.

Mercylike:


Na everything u dey put mouth for?


Han ahn.. Man for dt matter

I said your advert is a huge comic relief to me..
You are spewing what I've got no interest in.
Who in his or her right senses would buy these things 1k per one let alone 2k?
Joker.
I'm waiting for the day you will upload something I have interest in and see how I'll slash your price by 95% since that's what you do best.

Mercylike:


Speakers still available..... Negotiable

This your advert dey make me dey laugh always.

chelseamann:
Can anyone here Vouch for this seller ?

Better to use your money play betnaija.

This one and her over priced rubbish.
If you are planning on traveling abroad, you better start planning how to travel with them.

Flooerin:


Interested in the TV, send video with line to 08117221691.

I don buy am bros.
I can still send the video you requested if you don't mind

Prince3:
House Clearance Sales!!!

60k.... Midea Washing machine.
60k..... Sony 49inches Tv with tiny line
50k ..... Polystar Standing fridge. (29k to fix)
80k ..... LG body Guard Home Theater.
80k ..... Polyester AC 1.5hp.
70k ..... Fairman Generator (4years use)
80k ..... 6 by 4 Bed frame
50k ..... 6 by 4 mattress
120k ... 6 by 6 bed Frame
70k ..... 6 by 6 mattress
70k ..... Wardrobe.
20k ..... 2 Gas Cylinder
15k ..... Gas Cooker Burner
100k ... Mini 6 seater Chairs.
50k ..... Dressing table.
And other house hold properties for sale, just mention u think I will need in a house, might be available...

N:b. Fridge stop working and Engr charged 26k to fix. Smart Sony 49" Tv has a tiny line.

Location: Satellite Town. LAGOS...
Reach me 80 3661 226 4.
WhatsApp/🤙

Boss, I need the TV please.
I'll call you right away.

Groveryeverydai:


Whatsapp sir!

Ok.

Miracood2:


The dude is looking for your attention, and it seems like he's gotten it.

Attention of a deranged animal?
Aren't you the dude who's dedicated his life to gambling and e-begging?
Now listen dog, if you don't want to perish in your prime, stay out of my path, my talks don't belong to filthy brains.

Groveryeverydai:

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#60k?

ahnie:
Alaboshi united clud reloaded
Redoil
Yam
Crayfish
Enough pepper
Spinach.

Wow.
This looks quite yummy for a pig though, you really tried dear.

kmaster007:
Plz whr can I get this exactly remote control

Jumia is your best bet.

leisuretym:


Please let it stop there.

No wahala baba.

leisuretym:


stop giving her attention, I know the of two of you very well, you are not in her league and you shouldn't be found doing this by your team, you don't fight a pig, she doesnt have anything at stake rolling in the mud , CEOs doesnt engage in physical fight with their workers, they sack them , you can never see osinbajo fighting a bus conductor, you shouldn't be doing this.

I'm disappointed in you

You're a legend Senior.

ahnie:
NLanalyst my son....I m at it,e remain small make e done.
We're natural,we nor dey go our neighbors house go snap their food pics .


I won't forget to put it in my favourite heavenly white ceramic plate



Ventriloquist dummy.

My dear, poverty makes you see very basic things as luxury. Your reality makes me shake my head in pity.
I anticipate the finishing of whatever rubbish you plan to prepare tho.

ahnie:
We have seen so many fakies on this foodland.
We know people wey dey real.

We also know people wey dey do peek ka boo for their neighbors windows dey snap pics.
They claim say na their own.

We know people wey dey post food just to impress people wey nor send them.

We know people that post their foods anyhow it is and are contented with it.

We know people wey their natural follow come gifts na to steal food pics from the internet.... they're the descendants of elder001.

We know people wey dey beg other foodlanders money to cook food,they will make heaven.

WE KNOW people wey dey claim say them cook the food and dem dey stay for lekki phase 34,meanwhile na one interior carton dem dey stay dey thief people food.

And so long you nor cross my path,I have no business with you,but if you wan show me say you dey kolo,my own na to handcuff your madness,I nor send anybody,I nor dey fear anybody,I dey tell hug you with the bitter truth wey people dey fear to tell you.


Worst you can do na to hate me and go further by creating alternates acct to Mugabe me this isoko darling absolutely will not give a FECK.


So my son NLanalyst,the charity case of diaryland,in whom we are all pleased,stop trying to impress me,you will never get my validation and I guess that ****HURT**

Your are irredeemably silly and motor-mouthed.
I don't know the WhatsApp group you belong where you rehearse how to impress your fellow brainless cohorts but I don't belong there. I cooked, took a picture and uploaded it on a food thread and this isn't my first time here. Your interpretation of that is your problem. I would rather impress one ugly sluttt in my ghetto than you, little one. You're the biggest "P" in psychology, utterly useless in the scheme of things.
I've told you what to do, I'm still expecting your mention to be sure it's not your alternate just so I could do the needful. Until then, share the left leftovers to my darling Z and the other guy whose name I can't remember. I wish them well, life already dealt with them enough by giving them to you. Have a nice day sweetheart, if you can.

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Bread, moi-moi, tea, cooked and fried egg shouldn't be a luxury at all but here we are.

guyboss:
Chat me on whatsapp
+234 803 301 2455

E be like say something dey work you?
Price and location dey too hard to answer?

ahnie:

Still smells FAKE
I wonder why ya'all are putting efforts just to impress me


Stay away from druuuuuuugs


In Charles okocha's voice.....
This is a phenomenal rubbish fronting.







May God not allow us condecend so low say we go dey go awa neighbors house go snap their food pics because Inferiority complex.carry them take do facemask.






May awa neighbors food pictures favour us.

Impressing a dingbat like you? You must be a bloody joke.
Anyhoo, you came late. Bread is finished, manage the leftover moimoi, egg and tea. Share everything equally. Monkey.

There's hunger in the country.
You can ask Ahnie.

neutralmind:


Sorry for the delayed response. We do not have your preferred colour.

I got some numbers mixed up. Kindly chat me up on WhatsApp: 09131586136

Alright.

neutralmind:
Most affordable duvet sets for sale.

Brand new

Complete duvet set made up of:

Duvet cover

Bedsheet

2 pillow cases

All packed in a fancy bag

Ideal for 4.5 by 6 bed. With good quality fabric

Location: Agege

N9,000 ( best bargain in the market )

Call or WhatsApp: 09131586136

They come in different designs and colours

Hurry while offer lasts.

Oga, I called you earlier and you said you would revert back to me on my preferred color. I'm still waiting sir.

Fraih:

Lol, I had no idea?
okay, here's the report from my survey.
We learn everyday yeah, Pls post where you have it at 70k - 75k and I will gladly review my price.
Name - Hisense 5kg Twin Tub Washine machine
Brand - WSJA551

You don't know Jack about Jumia so dead your talks.
When you want to buy things like this, you pick the price from the official store. It's madness to abandon the official store and be sharing shots from other greedy vendors on the same platform.
So I should leave #76k brand new to buy your second hand for #90k? Is your brain paining you?

Fraih:

Okay. You can get on Jumia then
Of course you know I didnt get on Jumia

I've not shown interest in any of the things you put up for sale. I only made that point because you were confidently asking the guy to check out the current price on Jumia like you had an idea yourself. Your price is about 15-20k higher than the current market price.
Now run along.