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Culture › Re: The Culture Lounge by Nlanalyst: 1:16pm On Nov 01, 2021
Collegenews:
Bros, it's on your profile that your friend almost scammed you and here you are seeking opinion of someone you barely know on your finances.
Wake up bross, I don't have any tips for you and I don't have WhatsApp group too.
By the way, I didn't really ignore your mention, I only decided to not give you any go ahead to ask me whatever question. It's a thing of choice.
Gaurd your purse bros.
Peace.
Thanks for your response boss.
Regarding my friend, it happened because I trusted him and saw him a a good friend not knowing he is an enemy. Now I have learnt my lessons. About trusting a stranger. I may not know you but I believe in you as I know people that know, have met you and have visited you. These people have shared enough to trust you and what you are doing with Eg is enough to judge. I know it doesn't change the fact that you are still a stranger but I am just telling you I can't just discuss this with just anybody.
Please my Boss, advise a brother.
Culture › Re: The Culture Lounge by Nlanalyst: 5:17pm On Oct 31, 2021
Nlanalyst:
Oga Collegenews.

How you dey boss?
Please I need investment tips and I will be glad if you can add me to this your WhatsApp group. I have Almost 500k in my account and I have no idea what to do with it.
Please help a brother.
Just for your privacy sake you can just advise a brother on what business to do with this said amount.
Please don't ignore like you did in diary section . ..


Respect to you boss
Cc
Collegenews.

Please boss
Foreign Affairs › Re: Germany: Afghan Refugee Vandalizes Church Cause He Can’t Accept Christianity by Nlanalyst: 4:50pm On Oct 31, 2021
Germany never see anything.

Their own go worse pass Nigeria own with time.
Politics › Re: Missing ₦881 Billion: SERAP Sues Buhari, Others, Wants Recovery Of Funds by Nlanalyst: 11:50am On Oct 31, 2021
Na everyday SERAP dey sue Buhari ni?
Culture › Re: The Culture Lounge by Nlanalyst: 10:58pm On Oct 30, 2021
Oga Collegenews.

How you dey boss?
Please I need investment tips and I will be glad if you can add me to this your WhatsApp group. I have Almost 500k in my account and I have no idea what to do with it.
Please help a brother.
Just for your privacy sake you can just advise a brother on what business to do with this said amount.
Please don't ignore like you did in diary section . ..


Respect to you boss
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 3:57pm On Oct 29, 2021
My first post here.

White rice and stew, all prepared by me.
Please do welcome a brother.

PS
Sapa has been staying in my house since August. And he has refused to leave.

Politics › Re: Why Is South East The Only Region With 5 States? by Nlanalyst: 10:26pm On Oct 23, 2021
The entire five states put together aren't as big as states like Niger, Benue and others.
How do you create more states from states like this? I even think the entire five states should be merged together as one or two at most.
Enough of wasting resources biko.
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed By A Close Friend Or Relative? Share Your Experience by Nlanalyst(op): 10:54am On Oct 22, 2021
joshuaidibia:
Sorry for what happened to you,but I bank with UBA and have been using their mobile banking. UBA mobile banking only allows you transfer maximum of 20,000 each day for three days before you can be able to upgrade your limit. So how was it possible that he transferred that much at once?
Could that be why the money hung in the air?
I sincerely don't even know.
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed By A Close Friend Or Relative? Share Your Experience by Nlanalyst(op): 10:43am On Oct 22, 2021
Maxwellsurge24:
Mine is very though And I was just 21 and it still makes me understand life more...
My secondary school mate abah Augustine called me that he wanted to sell iPhone 7 in 2018 that he sister sents him iPhone 8 and he needs money for something so he can't keep the two phones he will see one ..
So I told him I have phone now I am not planning of buying phone even though it's Android that am using..he said if I can sell the phone and send him the money beside iPhone way better than tekno spark...this guy knew am a bad guy ,I don't forgive people who offend me purposely and o don't mind going to jail ..so I was convinced that him knowing that alone won't make him Bleep with me so I sold my phone and I sents him the money and he said he will waybill d phone from abj to makurdi benue state for me ,so he gave me the number of the person that was bringing it I and the guy was talking jejely immediately I sent the money the guy stopped picking and blocked me ... I knew there was something fishy about this whole phone thing I know this boy can't escape me forget he stays in abuja why I stay in makurdi...
After three days I went to were the younger sister was staying I told the younger sister about everything that happened and the fine girl suprised me..she told me it's none of her business and what ever business I have with the brother I should go and settle it ,then the beast in me started waking up as usual ..I asked her to bring the two phones she is holding and she wanted to talk na so i give her a mini dirty slap and collected her two phones and I asked her how it feels now ..like it's still none of her business right ? I told her I don't have a business with her too..but I want her to know one thing the day I will set my eyes on her brother that will be the day that he will die ...I called in his school and they told me the guy left the school for 2 months now he is not at home he is not in school ..
The gate man at the house were the sister was staying started begging me that I should just pity the young girl and give her her phones back that she shouldn't be suffering cause of the brothers crime ..I told the gate man that it wasn't because of the brother it was because of her rude answers even when I came in peace .. but later I gave her her phones back.
So she went and called the father who is staying in abj too that it he doesn't do something Augustine will be dead cause this boy doesn't play ooo,.so the father went and reported this to federal sars then that someone wants to kill his son..
And the man started calling me and threatening me that,that thing that tiv people always do with idoma people he can't tolerate it on his family (trible beef btw tiv and idoma in benue state) he is idoma and me am tiv..I just told the old man that oga .all this things you are talking it's none of my business my own I just want my money back and if you and your criminal son can't give my money then I promise him I will stab him..the man started given me death threat that he will kill me and drop my cops in akwanga ..I was writing my 200 level exams then the federal sars came in in three Hilux but the school management refused I started receiving calls from left and ND right threatening me that me I can't run from them and they most kill me..so I left school that night went to boss house and told him water don the pass gari ..he said wat happen I told him sars are after me and try threatening to kill me ,he said what did I do I told him I threatened to kill someone and he asked me weada I have killed the person I told him not yet he said I should go back and never leave that school until am done with exams ...four days later I was done so wen I was coming back home the guys sister saw me and said me I thought I can run for ever...I gave her dirty slap and told her I blame there 419 father who be giving birth to idiots ..
Before I will finished takingy bath Hilux dey gate ..na me go open so when brought out i.d cards that they want to see me at the station over death threat I knew that one na mouth cos if I comot here even if I caome back alive some part of my body no go dey the same ...
So I called my boss ..who is the prince of tiv land and the father in-law to the governor of benuestate...
And I told the sars they can't carry out arrest here onless they bring a notice from commissioner of police .
So my boss came asked them to seat one of them was busy shouting who do you think you are bra bra bra normal sars para..
My boss came with his loyal and dss friend as a sharp guy.. so when his loyal asked what Happened the girl said first and I agreed with everything that happened about death threat ..
So my boss loyal asked where about who I wanted to kill the father couldn't provide the son of course he have not seen him for mouths and the boy is a 419 and the father was saying even if the son was a 419 I don't have the right to threaten to kill his son he will go to court bra bra bra ...so as a bad guy I played the call record ,all the threat that both the sars and the father was threatening to kill me and drop me at akwanga ..and how he admitted that his son is a 419 ...and my boss loyal collected my phone containing all there numbers they have been calling me and the threat...
At the end of the day a friend played me and still played a victim ...not that am a bad person I had anger problem when I was a child wen people offend me I never for give even with the gun in my head I always do my mind ...I prefer to die than not take revenge...
Only in 2018 my cousin called sars for me .my friend too...
But make I no lie .I never see the boy till today but if I see him I won't kill him again ..I will forgive him but collect his phone's and check his wallet and collect everything including wrist watch and if him wear better shoe I go officam
I swear to God you are a bloody fool.
In your bid to make yourself look like a bad guy which is even an unreasonable thing to do, you ended up up showing everyone how dumb you are.
Slapping an innocent girl because of his brother? Even priding yourself on how bad you are? Na immaturity dey worry you.
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed By A Close Friend Or Relative? Share Your Experience by Nlanalyst(op): 7:06am On Oct 22, 2021
bepositive11:
Unbelievable!!! Best friend of 13 yearshuh Omo! Did you see any warning signs beforehand that he wasn't loyal? Was this the first time he betrayed you?
That was his first time honestly which added to why I was so surprised.
He has just become an addicted gambler, I think that is what killed his conscience.
Crime › Have You Ever Been Scammed By A Close Friend Or Relative? Share Your Experience by Nlanalyst(op): 7:07am On Oct 21, 2021
Reading through this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6812771/robbed-thieves-placed-palm-oil made me create this to narrate my own ordeal.

All fingers pointing to his friend. I don't think he should be carried away.

I had an experience one time although nothing fetish was involved.

Someone cleared my account and made away with my life savings running into 400k plus.
The guy was so smart but luck later ran out of him. First, he had been watching for a very long time as he had access to everything about me. I just lost my phone and I was using a small torch light phone then. Long and short, he registered for UBA Mobile banking on his phone and he had gotten my card details the day I begged him to borrow me his phone to pay for a stuff online. I didn't know he activated the screen recording and from there he got every of my card details. Shortly after, after he had activated the mobile banking. he transferred #350k to a paga agent and as God would have it the money hung in the air due to bad network. He went ahead to credit a newly created betting account with #120k. I have never indulged in betting all my life.

The next thing I saw in my inbox was a message from an unknown number telling me I will regret ever trying to drag babe with her. Which was really shocking as I can't remember ever stooping low to fight a fellow man because of a lady. I have never done that and will never do that, no insult intended please.
Turned out the message was to sway suspicion, to cause me to start imagining who could be targeting me because of a lady while the real culprit would remain unnoticed.
The guy most have waited all his life expecting the paga agent to receive the money that never entered.

The money was finally reversed to my account the next day which was when I saw my balance and saw that more than 100k was missing. What happened, was that, the guy that carried out this act had access to my phone and he deleted the alerts while I didn't suspect a thing. The other thing he did was that....

He went to the agent hours before doing the transaction. Requested for his details and told him he had transferred the money already. He waited for a while knowing fully well that he didn't do any transfer. The agent asked him to drop his number that he would call him when he finally sees the money. Mind you, this particular paga agent was in a different city from ours. It was after he returned home he now did the transaction and coincidentally the money truly hung in the air as he already lied. I Sha was credited the next day (Sunday) and to my utmost dismay, he was the very first person I narrated my ordeal to out of frustration and he still went ahead to tell me what to do while sympathizing with me and as well raining curses on whoever carried out the act. Not knowing he was the very person.

How he was busted.

I went to bank the next day being Monday and UBA was really helpful. They gave me the details of the paga agent and the manager was so concerned about my case that he personally decided to message the betting site himself. The tears in my red eyes and the catarrh in my nose plus the hiccups must have really driven him to no choice or perhaps it's just God. He asked me to go to a nearby police station and make reports that they will tell me what to do. While I got there and they were asking for bribes inspite of my situation I returned to him (the manager) out of frustration and he decided to cut corners for me. I sincerely don't know how he did it.
All I know is that he sent sportybet a message and he asked me to come back the next day. The next day, Tuesday, I was there and he said they haven't replied him. I even thought it was the usual gimmick to frustrate me into moving on. I went back there the next day Wednesday and to my greatest surprise, the details from the betting account into which my money was credited was staring at me on the computer screen of the manager. I didn't need anyone to tell me who the culprit was. I was even thinking someone probably created a parody account of this culprit so as to further sway suspicion. But it was real.

It was John, my roommate of 3 years, my supposed best friend of 13 years. We've shared everything together in between these years. A feel for friendship wanted to let me overlook the whole thing but then when I thought about what I would have lost if not for mercy of God and when I thought about how he would have feigned innocence if he wasn't caught and would have wasted my life savings feeding his betting addiction,I trashed the feels.

He was handed over to the police which was where he narrated his tactics.
It took like forever before Sporty bet could refund my money tho, I have even almost lost interest. I just kept bombarding their email with a reminder.

Share your own experience.
Family › Re: .. by Nlanalyst: 5:23am On Oct 21, 2021
MTN has stopped giving out their free 50MB, what do you expect? I can imagine what how hard it is for her. She and Pocohantas live their entire life on here.
Bunch of jobless lots.
Sports › Re: Messi Wanted Me To Take It - Mbappe On Decision To Take Penalty by Nlanalyst: 6:11am On Oct 20, 2021
Greatest footballer ever
Lionel Messi.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Trolls Ex-Lover Prince Kpokpogri After His Reported Arrest by Nlanalyst:
benuejosh:
This woman will be behaving like a toddler. I see no difference between her and Bob risky.
Isn't that why they were close friends?
Celebrities › Re: Battle Of The Year Dance Show: Glo Announces Mega Millions To Be Won by Nlanalyst: 5:56am On Oct 20, 2021
These are sincerely nice and I hope the selection process favors the common man.
Airtel, Multichoice, Guilder, glo e.t.c are making millionaires annually. Better than all useless governmental projects.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 2) On 18th October 2021 by Nlanalyst: 8:43pm On Oct 18, 2021
Macarthur tho. grin
The way he cleared saka leg ehn. grin
Education › Re: 900-year-old Crusader Sword Discovered By Israeli Scuba Diver by Nlanalyst: 7:46pm On Oct 18, 2021
cassidy1996:
900yrs! how dem take dey calculate all these things
Happy you only saw 900.

Some would have Said 900 million. grin
Sports › Re: 3,494.4 Bet9ja Odds Cut 2 Games by Nlanalyst: 5:07pm On Oct 18, 2021
ecoco2014:
Sign of something good about to happen.
How many times one ticket don cut millions of tickets? How many times better don sup for the owner of the tickets?
You gamblers should find something good to do with your lives.
Crime › Re: DSS Sues Charlotte Delhi For Blackmailing Walton Liverpool With Nude Video by Nlanalyst: 5:02pm On Oct 18, 2021
Nigeria is on mad cruise.
Cruise no dey finish.
Crime › Re: Lady Shoots Man Dead For Refusing To Kiss Her In US (Photo) by Nlanalyst: 4:23pm On Oct 18, 2021
See death abeg grin
Politics › Re: Scores Killed In A Clash Between Hausa And Fulani Communities by Nlanalyst: 4:18pm On Oct 18, 2021
Gambari kill fulani, no case for there.
Politics › Re: Police Kill 10 Bandits In Niger State, Repel Attack On Kundu In Rafi LGA by Nlanalyst: 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2021
Apart from Gunmi, Don`t these bandits have pictures?
Especially proofs of their being killed?
Politics › Re: Why Can't Igboho Defeat The Soldiers Who Invaded His House With Special Power? by Nlanalyst: 5:11pm On Jul 01, 2021
It's all mouth bro.
Politics › Re: MNK: This Return Is HEAVY by Nlanalyst: 6:30pm On Jun 30, 2021
I have every reason to believe majority of these IPOB yoots if not all, are just sum bunch of brainless and stotty idiots.
How they come up with ridiculous claims like this is just so hard for me to comprehend.
Lousy jokers.
Politics › Re: How Can Nnamdi Kanu Be Extradited To Nigeria? by Nlanalyst(op): 4:02pm On Jun 30, 2021
Plut01:
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Forget all these......That niggar is on a mission. One that will be suicidal for Nigeria or for his movement. Anyway it goes, the Brits win.

Despite being kidnapped and arrested in our neighbor state, it could not be possible without the support of the UK government. There would have been a very serious statement from them if they did not have a hand in his arrest.


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Lmao! I can't handle anything in this world but IPOB's empty threats. Puleaseeee!! grin

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