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Onlywoman92:
Make I find small trouble



Uncle so you are still here waiting No wonder I no see you for my batch make I give you small knock on your head for your false accusation.

In other news, congrats to the freshers and congrats to the FYBs welcome to First Bank, the best place to work argue with your ancestors! Okbye

You too dey carry matter for head o! So you are still holding grudges of our past comments here and even remember?

Auntie what do you mean by so I'm still here waiting? What are you feeling like?

Well, as for me, I would wait till close of work on Monday 30th April, if after that evening no TS mail drops then maybe we would need to wait till August.

But I can't seem to understand something, if those invited for May 2nd TS were not offered accommodation as they are mostly resident within Lagos/Ibadan environs then why are we the other out of Lagos candidates not invited to fill the accommodation spaces that would be vacant? Hmmm!

cloud9usher:
Dude, you sound like you are experiencing cognitive dissonance!

First and foremost; this is a discussion forum! So what do you expect candidates of similar goals/aspirations to discuss rather than the matter at hand? Huh? Being anxious or anticipative of a job applied for isn't absurd, it shows how much you want it, and if you didn't want it you shouldn't have applied for it in the first place.

How does discussing about imminent factors now correlate to being desperate, stupid and childish as you said? Watch that bitter tongue of yours. You sound so insular and your condescending diatribes completely kill any supposed good message your post should have had.

Sorry to say, but in one word, your epistle is: balderdash!

You guys never cease to make me happy on this thread.

I did some research o.
Source: Google

Cognitive dissonance (noun · Psychology)
The state of having inconsistent thoughts, beliefs, or attitudes, especially as relating to behavioural decisions and attitude change.

Insular (adjective)
Ignorant of or uninterested in cultures, ideas, or peoples outside one's own experience.

Condescending (adjective)
Having or showing an attitude of patronizing superiority

Diatribe (noun)
A forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something.

Balderdash (noun)
senseless talk or writing; nonsense.

So perfect in all your said.

Oga Cloud9usher abeg just go for corporate communication department /unit at FBN when you finish training school. You know the right words to use and when to use them.

kwembehA:
mail just droped.. oluwa i thank you.. Lagos Training school. did documentation on 12 April Abuja. at least no more chill pill... then i woke up and discovered it was a dream. am not smiling too shaa

Take your time o! See how I started refreshing my Gmail like mad!

Since this TS thing started, I can't count the amount of times I enter my Gmail to refresh it manually Despite my Gmail being always live and updates automatically.

I'm sure Gmail server would be surprised why since last week a specific set of hardworking youths in Nigeria have been refreshing their emails every minute They will not understand

SummationO:
There's rumour that accommodation won't be given to this May 2nd batch according to my research. Whatever the case maybe, we'll know this day next week

That can't be the case for out of Lagos candidates, maybe that's why those invited so far are the Lagos axis candidates, until the Kano, Abuja, Enugu axis people are sent TS mails before we know what's really up.

How can they invite people from all over Nigeria who don't reside in Lagos and not offer accommodation? Except this speculation of training school in other locations becoming real

With what you guys are speculating about they sending us to other TS locations other than Lagos, this FBN should not play with me o, I want that Lagos training school o, I have already dreamt about how I would swim in that their fine pool to unwind during weekends, this people just wanna spoil my plans?

But please, half bread is better than buns as they say, even if na village location training school just bring it already, I can't wait any longer please, I will take it

One of you two has somethinf up which is happening, two of you always fighting can't be a mistake, and your wedding is close. You two need to sit down and ask each other if its okay to carry on or maybe chill for a while and see how things go first.

iluvpomo:
Ha ha .... all these long stories ... bros, you are an idiöt and I just caught you and exposed you ... now go and hug your boyfriend and share tears

State how you exposed me in response to my reply of getting comment notifications from any username your follow on Nairaland, or you don't know about that? I can see you are a mad man who is jobless, I will leave you here now to continue your jobless madness life,expect no reply from me again,I will not give you such a chance again.

iluvpomo:
No, you tell me, I caught you ... you have not posted on NL in 5 months and yet came to this hidden thread .... I have caught you with your second account .... you are a föol

Is this guy this stupid? I follow the guy replying you here,knew him from our first bank thread where we share info, you can go to the thread and see our comments,and you should know when you follow someone here when they comment you get the notification of their comments,came here to see lots of his comment and saw it was about him replying a mad man like you. So who have you caught? Mad idoit like you.
Chelsea fans like you are mad,its so shocking that a Chelsea fan like you would have the guts to compare your shit of a club to man utd. Go and argue with Leicester city fans.

iluvpomo:
You last posted in October 2017 : https://www.nairaland.com/3426691/2016-firstbank-graduate-trainee-programme/145#61595235
and then all of a sudden, 5 months later, you suddenly jumped to this very thread that is not even on NL's front page today?? How come??
You old fart ... one day you are a Gunner, the next day a Man U fan ..... frustrated

You are this jobless to even go and look up my profile past post? This is how you know a jobless mad man,since you are jobless,go back and read all of my comments and see I comment on anything I want in soccer threads. And you don't dictate when I comment or not.
Now back to what got me replying you to this point, never in your life compare man utd to Chelsea, your madness is on high level I know but please distribute the madness among your family rather than displaying it in public and comparing man utd and Chelsea

iluvpomo:
Why are you getting so infuriated?? Oh yes, I suddenly see that ... You are a Man U fan .... you are slowly morphing into Gunners ... 5 years and counting, no EPL titles

Please go outside and dare to compare man utd and Chelsea and get the beating of your miserable life. 20 EPL trophies compared to meagre 6 or Chelsea? You are mad or stupidity runs in your family, I'm sure of that.

iluvpomo:
Another frustrated Gunner has shown up .... 14 years and counting - NO EPL trophy.
You yourself know how many my Chelsea has won in those 14 years

You are a bastard and you are mad, i am proudly a Man utd fan.
What has Chelsea ever won that can be compared to man utd?
Chelsea has won nothing yet, even Nottingham Forrest has won more champions league than Chelsea talkless of comparing man utd's trophies to Chelsea, when big clubs are talking, Chelsea should shut up.

prettyboy5:
Frustrated Chelsea fan, tell your coach to come and learn how Arsenal beats him every time.

Since you love dwelling in the past, does Chelsea have more trophies than Arsenal? Hell no!

Man Utd has the highest EPL trophies and second highest FA cups.

Liverpool has second highest EPL trophies and Highest league cup trophies.

Arsenal has highest FA cups and second highest community shields.

How about Chelsea? Chelsea doesn't top or even come second in ANY competition, Chelsea has not even won up to half of any club in terms of EPL trophy, even Aston Villa has won EPL trophies more than Chelsea

And one ignorant minnow is here in Nigeria talking about Chelsea, being stupid enough to differentiate "past" to suit him, past is past! Was Chelsea not existing when all other big teams were winning trophies?

Frustrated dumb ass first of all go and learn how to beat Arsenal, since Arsenal is so small as you claim, why can't Chelsea beat them? Ignorant flea!

Why are you wasting your time with this iluvpomo guy? Its clear he is living in a cave or something, I'm not an Arsenal fan but I can say Chelsea is not compared in achievement to any of Man utd, Arsenal and Liverpool. How many trophies does Chelsea have? Haven't they been playing football ever since as well? And this iluvpomo guy is funny o,which one is 1 year past and 14 years past? Talk about the present or calculate ALL of the past as one

See whether it was a technical glitch or physical witch we don't wanna care, we are in and we are in and there is nothing else that matters.

Its over 24 hours after FBN sent me the TS invite and I have waited and I didn't see any follow up email stating the TS invite was a mistake and this being a professional workplace situation I have tendered my resignation where I work as the TS invite stated categorically how I would start TS by November 13 2017, so if FBN is stupid enough to play pranks in the coming weeks with me and my career and tell me its a mistake or something, then they should be prepared to hear from my lawyers, I would sue them for 1 billion Naira for negligence of responsibility and making me be out of a job. And I know a lot of other miracle children of TS invite without documentation here would join me in court for that case

Ps. (I have not resigned from my place of work yet o, don't tell FBN I said it o)

Mourinho is really becoming a disgrace to football, all because the dunce is scared to loose he would instruct his players not to be forward minded and only defend and annoyingly pass the ball around in a boring manner, imagine just a shot in a whole first half.

If football was played like this a century ago then football wouldn't have become the most loved sport it is today. All other 6 games of the night have being entertaining with goals except Man utd, Big shame on Mourinho

Dream owning a car and you'll wake up owning
nothing.

Dream you found money and you'll wake up broke.

But try to dream urinating somewhere and that's when you'll realize dreams do come true.

Tigris007:
Hey landed. Top of the morning to you. You are absolutely entitled to your opinion but I asked you as at yesterday afternoon to show where I insulted cloud....you did not respond until this morning writing all you just wrote. Someone saying he/she is disappointed is actually a relative term....where I come from you scold both whoever is right and whoever isn't just to ensure there is peace and not to let the other party feel much aggrieved.(This is not to say I am right)

You actually said you didn't want to get involved in this but you clearly are in thick of it....try to prove whatever you assert and don't be overridden with emotions.(this is not an insult, is it?). I actually made the above statement to emphasise and denounce the zero-sum approach to arguements on this thread...it didn't start today he who must come to equity must come with clean hands".

At the heat of the e-fisticuffs yesterday I made a statement even though hidden had no layer of over-ridden emotion. I wrote that at night but I had asked since in the afternoon to point out where I insulted him. If you are to be sincere with yourself, if I was the very person you are defending, by now you know what you are likely to read.


I answered because you quoted me. And as regards the accounting foundation stuff, please try not to use a note of finality in your statements. Someone else might think otherwise and decide to run a few accounting topics on this thread!


Please relax, take a deep breath. Look at what you typed and what i just typed? Who just insulted?

Cheers!

You are trying too hard to sound diplomatic and show a good imagine in the eyes of people, quit it and move on, all of a sudden because you were scolded for messing up here you are trying to sound good and helpful to the thread and finally I don't have any more to say on the Cloud9 and you issue, I got more important things to dwell on.

Now to the issue concerning accounting and all,I still stand my ground that asking for accounting information here is not important,because we don't even know the particular aspect in accounting First bank will dwell on in training school,the best we can get is have someone who already passed through training school to give us the accounting curriculum,of which we don't have such a person here. First bank has our Cv's and knows a lot of us are not accounting graduates and they know just how to tailour the right curriculum for us to learn,there are also a lot of other areas training school graduates would be deployed to other than core accounting areas as well, so I feel we would be given the best foundation of basic accounting during training school,after all training school is a foundation school for learning banking basics. Most of the guys I know who are core staff in the banking sector today never did any accounting discipline and it wasn't hard picking the basics taught during training school.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and if you fill you can go on Google and search for information on accounting and drop here just to be ticked as being a contributor to the thread then you can carry on,or if accounting graduates want to bring their university lecture notes to show off here there are welcomed as well. But as for ME i believe the foundation school of first bank would put me through on EXACTLY what firstbank wants me to know concerning accounting and other banking areas and I will surely pass as most have passed prior to now.

Damn!
The internet never forgets o

cletz991:
YOU ANTI - PONZI TAKE THE COUNTRY FORWARD NA

Keep on indulging in a fraudulent scheme, no one has ever become wealthy by engaging in Ponzi schemes, the mirage would soon be cleared from your eyes.

cletz991:
MMM JUST PAID ME THIS MORNING

Just shut it already!
Pathetic Ponzi scheme fraud participants like you are the reason this country is backward.

MMM why did you do this to this man

macherie1 Don't say things on what you don't know, I can agree with some points you made but the issue you raised about Microsoft Office is wrong!

Microsoft office suite has different platforms in it, like- Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, Outlook, etc. Do you mean to say a powerful tool like Excel is not sought after by employers?

Do you know how sought after an expert level Excel proficient candidate is in the job market? Even the lesser robust PowerPoint has made lots of people fail assessment stages in big banks graduate trainee programs talk less of Excel competence.

Please input your Microsoft Office proficiency level in your CV, include those you are good at, especially Excel and Access, Word and PowerPoint are what every Tom Dick and Harry knows.

What the heck is the portal address?

You talk about a new portal and can't even state its address for folks to log on and check it out.

Or can't be portal be assessed via the internet? Or is it only accessed through the government house gate in Uyo?

Ximenez:
What are you still ranting about? I told you it was a mistake and you still went ahead to put up an epistle on it. Please get off my mentions and find someone else to keep you busy.

Get off my mentions as well you ignoramus!

Ximenez:
weren't you thought simple manners? That you can't state your points without including insults or you just simply lack civility. If you check from my earlier posts, you'll see that that was a mistake.

It's good to know that Arsenal has history, very rich history. An history that can always speak for them even when they are beaten 8-2 or 6-0.

Your comment which I quoted was your most recent comment on this thread when I quoted you, so what you saying about earlier posts? So I need to go to your previous post first before I correct falsehood stated by you? Heck! I replied your post which I saw in which you stated something completely false. Simple as that!

Why are you bringing in defeat margins here? Every team in the world has some sort of bad defeat goal margins in the past, we are not talking about that here, stick to the bone of contention here, in which you erroneously and deceptively claimed Arsene Wenger has won only two trophies(be it EPL or other trophies-which ever you meant), I just gave you some schooling to save you from your ignorance or conceited deception of facts!

Ximenez:
SInce when you became an Arsenal fan, how many have you won? Even Arsene Wenger himself has only won two after 21 years.

Are you high on cheap drugs or you just love to spit out lies?

For your information;

Arsene Wenger has won THREE Premier League trophies: 1997–98, 2001–02, 2003–04


Arsene Wenger has won SIX FA Cup trophies: 1997–98, 2001–02, 2002–03, 2004–05, 2013–14, 2014–15 (The most of any manager in new premiere league era, next to Wenger is Sir Alex Ferguson who won 5)


Arsene Wenger has won SIX FA Community Shields: 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004, 2014, 2015


Let's also not forget he is the only manager to win the league with a perfect record of no defeat, the Invincibles' 49 games unbeaten run hasn't been equalled or broken in any of the top professional leagues in the world.