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Family / Re: How Do You Recover Money From A Dead Relative Bank Account? by nlanded: 5:22pm On Jul 03, 2019
First go to a probate registry in any high court, request for a letter of inquiry to mandate the bank to give the deceased account balance. This can be given to one or more family members of the deceased on presentation of relevant documents.

After getting the account balance, the probate registry would issue you a letter of administration.

You bring that letter to the bank and proceed to open an estate account linked to the deceased, you or any other family member would be signatories of the account. All you need to open such an account is 5k for a probate registry search.

The funds from the deceased account would be transferred to the estate account and you/family can do whatever you want with the funds.

The bank where I work you can get all the funds within 2 weeks at most.

PS: Funny how people are talking about next of kin and all, it doesnt matter here when it comes to this, the bank doesnt give a damn who you wrote on your account details as your next of kin, all they respect is the letter of administration brought from a probate registry by any family member. Next of kin on paper is just for formalities.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nlanded: 8:23pm On Jun 12, 2019
Ifedith:

Yes, leave it unlocked. The locking is just mainly for security,... For me o... Chinese version or global version... I can work with both versions perfectly, so personally i don't tamper with my rom, and so far no single ish... cool

Please can you or anyone knowledgeable about Xiamo state the pros and cons of global version vs Chinese version? Thanks in advance
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nlanded: 1:31pm On May 28, 2019
harthonder:
I just downloaded it on play store, because of the clock.

Please can you send me the screenshot of the theme you downloaded from how it shows on play store? Because I search "chom sao" on play store and saw nothing about a theme.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nlanded: 9:18am On May 28, 2019
harthonder:
chom sao

Please is it a custom theme on Redmi note 7 or you downloaded it? Please give me the details and how to get it. Thanks.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by nlanded: 9:52pm On May 27, 2019
harthonder:
Check it out

Please what's the name of this lovely theme? I need it

Celebrities / Re: "You Need Money, Sense" - Davido Slams Follower Who Said He Needs Throat Surgery by nlanded: 9:25pm On Sep 06, 2018
The guy was still kind of praising Davido as regards him making so much money to the point that money has filled his throat, I see no need why some Nigerian celebs are always insulting people with the "you don't have money" line.

Typical African mentality! Cant our celebs come up with more creative clapbacks rather than always bringing the point that the fan is broke/poor?

And for those who would be saying why can't the fan mind his business, as a celebrity, its only normal for fans to be fixated on the celebs, else such a celeb would not be a celebrity in the first place.

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Religion / Re: What Personal Experience Made You Believe God's Miracles Do Happen? by nlanded: 3:34pm On Aug 26, 2018
There are lots of instances but the one that stood out the most was plenty years ago, I think I was around 18 years back then, there was a mango tree over our house fence, I would use a long iron rod to pluck mangoes, one day I had plucked a mango and caught it in the air before it fell, I was eating the mango while still holding the rod in my other hand.

The next moment I was hearing loud sparks, I looked up and the iron rod was sparking off fire as it had rested on a live high tension NEPA wire which passed outside our fence between the mango tree, I froze and dropped the iron rod.

Till today if you go to my house you'd see the iron rod and part which got burnt as it was on the high tension wire.

That was only a miracle from my father in heaven, that perfect father who saved me from being roosted and electrocuted to death, without fulfilling purpose and all.

May God be forever praised!

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Events / Re: Yoruba Bride Avoids Kneeling Down For Her Husband At Their Traditional Marriage by nlanded: 7:54am On Aug 24, 2018
Men too should stop knelling down to propose then. Its that simple!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NPOWER: An Open Letter To Afolabi Imoukhuede. by nlanded: 8:41am On Aug 23, 2018
This is not right, it was clearly spelt in the terms that this is a 2 years thing isn't? You only sound fraudulent making noise about permanency when you signed up for a two year thing.

Ask yourselves these questions:

1- Did the government budget and plan for you guys after the 2 years? No! So what are you guys making noise for? So where would you guys be paid from when there was no budget funding for you guys? Do you guys even know what a budget is for?

2- Having enjoyed this for 2 years, do you feel the next batch of 300,000 youths don't deserve it as well?

3- Can the federal ministries you mentioned above absorb 200,000 people added to their pay roll? What has even been the number of new intakes into all the federal ministries in the last 10 years that you want the government to wake up one morning and absorb 200,000 more people.

4- If the federal government absorbs 200,000 of you folks, dont you think the next batch of 300,000 have a right as well to be absorbed? Now that would be half a MILLION new intakes to be catered for by the government, is that feasible?

Why do you people think this way please?

This is not only being ignorant but freaking greedy!

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Celebrities / Re: Mocheddah Has Added Weight Since Her Wedding (Photos) by nlanded: 8:41am On Aug 14, 2018
She still has little "pimple" boobs grin

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 7:45pm On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

Get over it boy. When you are tired of making posts about someone you can never ever in your life see, no be to go rest one side go be your next plan. Cos Alex will still continue posting on this thread whether you like it or not.
I'm done with you.

Look here little child, no one ever said they wanted to stop Alexistaiwo the thief from posting here, where/when did anyone say that? Someone was reprimanding him and you started protecting him and sprewing gibberish. That said, people will continue reprimanding the thief of a guy on this thread whether you like it or not! And there is nothing you can do about that!

I'm done with you silly thing!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 3:32pm On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

After all the English , you don't understand figure of speech. Terrible


Oh really!? You want to divert from your support of a thief now you are going into lexis? Keep mum dude, stop talking about what you know nothing about!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 2:23pm On Aug 12, 2018
spine:


I replied you because i assume you are capable of reasoning and reviewing a counter opinion. and that you are possibly a result oriented person.
if someone scammed me, i would either go underground and screw him up nicely like i have done in times past or i let it go.
Im just saying to anyone that i dont see the profit wailing from a distance while the alleged criminal is chewing gum and laughing at every enraged post....
i did not reply you to attack you. nor was i referring to you particularly, i was writing against what i feel is a futile approach. i am not a child nor an idiot that i would seek to abuse anyone unprovoked because its faceless here.
I am all for effectiveness. not endless complaint and rants. again its not you im referring to directly

Fair enough, I'm not replying the thief of a guy as well directly, I'm speaking against thievery and erosion of integrity.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 1:27pm On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

Oh Jesus, people need to see the realities of life. Keep your morals, I grew up with them. Reality of life has made me more exposed and taken me to where I am today. FYI I wish I stole to be where I am today, life would have been easier but unfortunately I didn't steal. I'm a legit business man. I work, pray and earn.
If you say I'm protecting a thief then let it be cos Jesus didn't condemn the prostitute. I don't judge people based on action. Everyone I mean everyone is a suspect so why do I need to beat myself up unnecessarily. I don't have such time

Dude keep up with protecting a thief as you have been doing, your damage control act of sounding contrary is only fictitious!

Just read your statements again! You "wish you had stole to be where you are today..." And such words came out from someone who is claiming to be a "legit" business man. Dude get over it, you are morally debauched and have ZERO integrity!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 1:21pm On Aug 12, 2018
spine:


what sensible value does verbally reprimanding someone you cant lay your hands on serve? i just think its a pathetic waste of ones time. Focus on what you are here to do and ignore the things that irritate your senses.
except of course your sole aim is to come here to throw aimless punches and get orgasmic about it.
if he cheated you deal with him with every "effective" means possible ....or drop the lame attacks. cant you see its not working and youre possibly the one looking disgruntled in the process.

The same way you are 'verbally' replying me here is a waste of time and has no sensible value, focus on what you are here to do as well and ignore replying me since 'verbal' reply to what someone does has no value.

And mind you, I never have EVER said Alexistaiwo defrauded me here, God has blessed me far enough to be looking for 1k here. So I'm far from being disgruntled, I'm only speaking against thievery!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 12:40pm On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

Will you tell a man what to do. You don't own nairaland. You can't stop him from accessing this forum. If you can't get him offline then take a deep breath . MOVE ON BRO. Life is to short to worry about other people. If he brags, is it your brag. Brag your own and let him brag his own. Na wa oh

Then let him reprimand Alexistaiwo as well! Is it that hard for you to do? Do you own Nairaland as well? If you claim they should allow Alexistaiwo brag or do what he wants, allow those reprimanding him to do what they want as well. Jeez! What kind of pathetic double standards is this?!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 12:37pm On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

Don't know where my father came up into this issue. I no go reason that side finally.
Since you know who a thief is, why have you not reprimanded the corrupt politicians. Or are u such a coward?

You talk like a child who is hungry and hence can't think clearly or objectively, do you follow me all about to know if I reprimand corrupt politicians or not?

I reprimand any act of thievery whenever I see it, be it a politician or not, while people like you celebrate them. You are the utter coward whom doesn't regard integrity or morals, keep on protecting thieves, after all I'm sure all you have you stole as well, so I'm not surprised.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 12:27pm On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

I wonder how many people your grammar has helped.
Take it or leave it. You can't change the world. Be a better person to people. That's the best you can be and that is how you will be judged. You call me corrupt. Well, every being in this world has a trait of corruption in them even you my friend. Unless you want to claim to be a saint then I leave you to deceive yourself.
My stand still remains that if you can't beat alextaiwo, then die the matter. It is simple.

Who my grammar has helped? A lot! In countries outside Nigeria as well.

Take it or leave it, changing the world starts with each person.

You said I should be a better person, of course I'm. But you are guarding a thief, was the thief being an better person by stealing what didn't belong to him?

Speak for yourself about every human having some form of corruption, if your father taught you no morals, integrity and standards then maybe I need to teach you some. I will never steal money meant for someone else like the person you are protecting did, of course you are a bloody thief as well for the inclination towards his trade.

Lastly, I will not 'die' any matter as you put it, a thief deserves all the reprimand he deserves, that's why you see in sane countries they lock up thieves for decades and don't celebrate them. Don't ever think you can come here with all bravado and bully people not to talk about your thief of a friend, he would be reprimanded over and over again, the best you can do is shut up or get some standards into your eroded morals.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 12:11pm On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

See English shaa.... This one off me walahi. Ah don die.
Have you condemned politicians through their social handles the way you condemning this fella here... The sooner you begin to realize that one man cannot change the world the better for you.

Its clear that your crude mentality has kept your brain on life support because you have zero regard for integrity.

Keep up with making corrupt people seem 'okay', you can only preach that with ignorant folks in the cave you hid in, not with me bloke! Now run along you corruption infested urchin! Protector of thieves!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 11:54am On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

A warning to future thieves you say.
What can you do to them on this platform?
Please be realistic. You can't do anything other than wasting your time typing like you are doing. So get over your silliness and face your life.

If I'm wasting my time typing and reprimanding a thief then you are wasting YOUR LIFE 'okaying' the activities of such a thief. So you feel you are doing something by what you typed right? You said lets be realistic, so being realistic for you is letting a thief not be reprimanded 'too much' right?! What a pity!

Get over your parochial and morally debauched mindset and face your pathetic life that is dwindling away!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 11:33am On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

I should be one step ahead of you since I mind my business.
What makes you think this guys hasn't been reported to the admins of this website. What happened afterwards..NOTHING. So why are you killing yourself over it

Look here dude, I don't live based on the regulations I 'hope' other people or those in 'authority' are regulating, I frown at a wrong when I see one, so its none of my business if the admins did a thing or not.

So you feel Nairaland is safe of thieves and scammers just because there are admins? There are still countless number of thieves here, at least for this Alexistaiwo issue alone I have seen numerous people who have stated how he defrauded them.

That said, you and the other dude sprewing gibberish have no right to try to shut up the dude reprimanding Alexistaiwo, if he wants to reprimand a thief a millions times over, he has a right to do it as much as he likes. At least that can be a warning to future thieves.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 11:25am On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

First question, did he steal from you?

Jeez! You see how your mentality is rotten in zero sense? So the society should only frown at people who directly steal from them? Jeez! I should not be wary of a rapist in my area because he didn't rape my daughter but that of another neighbour? You need help dude!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 11:19am On Aug 12, 2018
George28:

Who is this one?
And did you see any form of washing materials with me?

Continue lamenting till thy kingdom come
I can give you the 1k you crave for if you like

Dude I can give your family 1 million naira to help your generation get rid of the lack of integrity you guys have deeply rooted inside you! Take a look at this urchin telling me about 1k, what's my business with 1k?

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 11:16am On Aug 12, 2018
Alabaintprice:

Since you weren't involved with it, why then are you still talking about this. This issue is so last season. Is this how jobless people can be. What make you all think that with the 1k having been shared properly will make you all millionaire today. What is the problem with you people. The guys affected have moved on. Bro please move on. DONPIKKO, you don't deserve that name DON. Maybe PETTYPOORPIKKO would have made more sense since you can't get over common #1k. I told you this last season. If the 1k is your problem forward me your acc and let this case be. You are becoming unnecessarily boring and a pain here. Nothing to offer at all

Look here man, before you bore me with more drivel, ask yourself if you made any sense! A thief doesn't deserve to be rolling with the guys like nothing happened, its called integrity and standards, its clear you have none of those. No one is talking about if 1k is small money or not, or if the 1k he stole from various people would have made them richer, we are attacking the rational behind such actions.

Its people like you whom give Africa a bad name and they term us as a corrupt sh*t hole, its people with a mindset like yours that's responsible for all that. Yuck! Spits!

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 11:05am On Aug 12, 2018
George28:

Sorry to say this bro
You placed this on yourself as a cunny witty poor fellow

Is it because of the 1k funding share that never got to you or you are fighting for the masses that never got theirs am not understanding

Look here, a thief is a thief, Alexistaiwo deserves all he is getting, be it even 1 naira he stole, don't try to wash dirt off him.

And mind, I never have begged for any money from this group neither am I crying for anyone whom Alexistaiwo stole from, integrity matters and if integrity means nothing to you then shut up and become a thief as well.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by nlanded: 10:54am On Aug 12, 2018
alexistaiwo:


I have been busy sourcing for the antidote to your congenital mental health condition grin

Dude, a shameless thief like you should be the least person here giving clapbacks, it's so brazen how you have insolent guts here.

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by nlanded: 8:29pm On Aug 08, 2018
pocohantas:


Guy I am not the cause of your problem o.

This your diatribe won't change reality. Your 21st century men are dating and marrying dependent ladies everyday. Any day they want otherwise, the ball is in their court grin grin.

Girl I'm not the cause of your problem and predicament either, just pray harder okay? Siloh 2018 is just around the corner.

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by nlanded: 8:27pm On Aug 08, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Whatever. It's not like the argument or her tweet would change anything. Namaste.

And would your own counter claims change anything too? NO!

Go to Twitter and Instagram and find out the reach of this tweet of hers, then you would know her tweet is already changing alot of things.

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by nlanded: 8:24pm On Aug 08, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
No woman thinks twice in parting with her money for the man she truly love. Just know that. If you are dating a woman who doesn't, just know you on your own. Simple.

Here comes another dumb gimmick at giving the impression that people should be giving because they love, let's even agree both men and women give when they are in love, the question now is how many ladies even have financial stability to contribute in this love giving? You stingy set of leeches don't have such! Thats the point here, you all should go out and get some financial stability!

I would say it again: Money is not gender bias!

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by nlanded: 8:18pm On Aug 08, 2018
pocohantas:
Why should any sane woman be angry with this advice? It is for her own good.

That said, men should stop marrying these dependent women na.
It is that easy. But will they?

Creating a thousand threads won't change the reality that lots of men love dependent women. Check around you, you will notice your jobless course mate is married. The ones with good jobs are still single. Don't start that story of how independent ladies are proud o. The only thing that's proud, is your EGO grin

The usual ramblings of gibberish! First they start with damage control then excuses and then cap it up with reverse psychology gimmicks.

The day women folk like you in Nigeria get it into your skulls that the 21st working class man desires an equally successful woman earning her own money would be the day you guys would be taken more serious, and more from being underachievers to achievers, can't you see women presidents in foreign countries?

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by nlanded: 8:04pm On Aug 08, 2018
Lalasticlala, farano , Rocktation come and take this to the promise land so we hear what more Nigerians have to say.

Nigerian women are funny set of people!

They shout for equality when it comes to benefits but runaway when it comes to equality for responsibilities as well. Double standards at its peak!

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Romance / Re: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by nlanded: 7:59pm On Aug 08, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Are you saying we don't have male gold diggers? Too bad people are now focusing on material stuffs in relationships, what they stand to benefit and what not.

From inception, women have been the ones focusing on material stuff in relationships, yet it was normal then to you, now men ask that women be financially stable as well and these double standard gender called women are crying wolf, how sad!

If you are saying there are gold digging men, in everyone 100 gold digging men you see, they are a billion gold digging women to outnumber them.

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