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piperson:
using a BlackBerry phone in an android worlds

BlackBerry making users suffer with their restrictions

firstly no instagram
no snapchat
no android games
no creation of bitcoin wallets

inshort

Which cave are you living you? This phone runs on full Android OS so what you saying about no Instagram, Snapchat, etc?

For your information, this phone would run on the latest Android OS 7 - Nougat, which all Android user are dying to upgrade to.

Strange things

Atmmachine:

Who is that Gordons or Condoms

2face went to Enugu state University of science and technology

Look at his ugly goat face with his dry ass jokes calling 2face an illiterate

Alibaba and I go die never talk, na thst gorilla face truck driver to dey talk like donkey

I love 2face so much but my love for him went up to 1000% when he cancelled the protest

For the people calling 2face a coward, you guys are dumb as your leaders

After voting for Buhari, you want 2face to rescue you by going out to protest

The thunder wey go fire you still dey eat Amala and Ewedu

You want him to go protest for you and get in trouble with the government because of your dumbness

You voted for change, enjoy your change

2face will not waste his time protesting for dumb people who voted for a 90 year old sick illiterate

You are not making any sense!
Did anyone force Tu Face to announce he is heading a national protest? No! So people should smile at Tu Face after abrupt cancellation? Whatever reasons made him cancel didn't he envisage all that before starting what he knew he couldn't finish?

I don't why know Nigerians hate being told the harsh truth, pathetic ass lickers! If Tu Face is your messiah you can follow him around but don't bad mouth anyone expressing his disgust at his lack of determination and purpose. This has nothing to do with anyone wanting Tu Face to rescue anyone by doing a protest, he had zero possibility of rescuing Nigeria by protesting.

Seriously?

So fake! Which son can be morally debauched? So fake! I can believe that of the mom acting that way but not for the sun.

CaptPlanet:
Lol! Called it.






Done with u.

Run along with your tail between you legs, bloody homosexual! Cheers!

SamConquer:
yeah..of course you aint rude to Me,but to Your Mum...What did she do to you to deserve that...You are just confused like the Club you support...Dunce!!!

Dude its YOUR mum who is in question here, stop trying to act smart by editing my comment. Just swallow a blade and shut up!

CaptPlanet:
LMFAO! Really? I hope you're not bringing out your handbag next.


dude, you're grasping at straws.

I know it must be really tough being an assnal fan in Nigeria. Take heart bro.

Are you always this profoundly oafish or you are putting extra effort today?

I know it must be really tough for you being a homosexual on earth. Take heart for your ass bro.

CaptPlanet:
If you were so good at comprehension, you should know when to shut it.





Are u even listening to your pathetic attempt to make yourself feel better? Your comparison about the both legs hold no water even if we beat u guys 1-0. And throwing words like illiterate when you're making absolutely 0 sense make you what genius?





Enjoy your "finishing above 4th position" apparently thats a huge deal for you guys. I hope you finish there this season.


Pfft!

You mentioned that Arsenal's goal is top 4 when even Chelsea begged for top 4 last season, and then on realising that of late Arsenal have finished above 4th position all you can do is to sound superfluous, If everybody in the world happen to reason like you, trekking will still be the fastest means of transportation. Keep shut already, you are simply purblind!!!

SamConquer:
Asshole,cry me a river.you that was giving aggregate score like it was a Champions League competition,tell me now who reason like illiterate.#12(dozen)point behind#LONDON IS BLUE#EPL Title coming home#Chelsea fans love Wenger(You guys should better renew his contract oo )...Dont quote me again,I hate talking to losers it gives me headache.

You sound so uncouth and crude! I'm not surprised, wise words by Eric Hoffers says: "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength", and you are perfect example! I'm sure the word "asshole" which you used is my mother's favourite position with you. Yes, read between the lines. Mind you, I'm not being rude, I'm serving you the type of dish you love.

CaptPlanet:
Dude, you're the one who reasons like an illiterate, u just made a big jerk out of yourself. Yay! Congrats


Chelsea beat arsenal, we are 12 points ahead of assnal who by the way are out of the title race and are back to fighting for the only thing that keeps them relevant, 4th position.




Suck it up deal with it.

Whoever the heck you are please learn simple comprehension!

And for the last time, I didn't argue about points or who wins the league, that's a different thing, I was only comparing the two results of Arsenal and Chelsea for the season, 3-0 and 3-1. No one is talking about who wins the league or not, its just a simple comparison of the result of both teams against each other please! Get that into your head!

Lastly, if 4th position is that easy Chelsea would have gotten it last year, and for the past two seasons Arsenal ended above 4th position.

SamConquer:
Deceive yourself, 12 Points behind that is dozen point behind,where do you start from here ARSIXNIL

I don't know why Chelsea fans reason like illiterates, did I mention anything about points here? Did I mention anything in relation to any fact that Arsenal have a chance of catching Chelsea in points? Jeez!

I only showed the home and away results between the two sides, 3-0 and 3-1 respectively, that even enough, in comparison Arsenal even performed better from the results of both games.

EPL!

I sympathise with you but I can't help but also be shocked at how careless and slow you add.

The first ATM cash withdrawal happened at 03:09 am, the next was at 03:40am and the third at 04:29am, weren't you awake during this time? Let's say you were asleep but why didn't you block you card prior to this time? The ATM card got stuck in the machine, I know, but to be sure I would block that card till I get back my card, the card in the hands of the ATM operator at the bank is not safe either, even bank officials can do fraud so that's the first mistake you made by not calling your bank and blocking that card when your sister told it that the ATM machine seized it, you ought to have blocked it and hoping to unblock it later when you successfully got it back.

And the worst mistake you made is the last transaction, let's say you didn't think it wise to block a sized ATM card, you woke up in the morning and saw that 100K was removed from your account from 3-4am, why didn't you still call your bank and block the card? The last POS transaction happened by 4:17pm that evening, isn't that absolute carelessness? They swooped 120K in that last POS transaction, the other 100k stolen could be a mistake most people would make but the 120K POS transaction is careless, that 120k should still be with you by now if you applied common sense.

Lastly, from all I see here, I don't think you can trace the thief, he withdrew from the ATM early in the morning and would have all the time to hide his face as no one would be around, as for seized ATM card he exchanged with your sis, it might not be his card in the first place, it might be a stolen one he got in the same way he stole yours from your sis and the POS transaction would have no ties with him, he just walked into a shop and purchased something worth of 120k, even if the shop has a CCTV camera I'm sure he would be smart enough to hide his face from the camera.

Please we smarter next time, sorry for the loss.

Young man stop acting like a boy with a weak mindset!

You are the one still getting attached to her unnecessary, forget the girl, if she chats you up reply her with indifference, show less concern and mean it. Why are you still going to her house in the first place?

Heck! Don't you have a girlfriend or female friends that can take your time? Stop making one confused girl important please, yes, she is confused just as you are childish as well!

beycity:
Although I am not a participant of MMM but this post shows the struggle for relevance on NL. I have friends who participated in the scheme and yet do not show any of the signs you mentioned.

Why do everyone always refer to that line, "I have a friend", "I know a friend", its always a "friend" that people use to talk about someone recovering from the consequences of MMM ponzi scheme, its ok!

Prymestrr:
Oga abeg shattap b4 u disgrace ur self. U sound like an educated illiterate. #intelligentMumu

Take a look at this pathetic ass licker calling names, as uncouth as you sound I would still try and enlighten your parochial mindset, so because Tu Face is protesting everyone has to share his same views and agree with it because we are zoombies right?

Do you have a mind of your own or you are just pretending to be dumb? Because you share Tu Face's views doesn't make you any more important than anyone else who doesn't support your views and that of Tu Face. Learn to respect the views and perspectives of others, if you are jobless and idle enough to join Tu face in his protest then do, but please respect the right of others who don't see sense in that protest.

Let Tu Face do his protest and those who support him accompany him, and also allow those who don't support his views to have a right not to support his protest as well, if Tu Face has the civil right to protest then others also have civil right of choice not to support it as well, its that simple!

The comparison here is wack! Re-posting the photo of your fellow celebrity is a common act of solidarity and act of congratulating her, of which everyone is happy about a pregnancy, while re-posting that of Tu Face is being politically inclined towards what Tu Face is supporting, those are two different things.

Nigerians are so crude in reasoning, they get emotional about everything, do you know the goal of reposting a picture of Beyonce? That picture became the highest liked photo EVER within hours of it being posted on Instagram, celebrities want their accounts to be in a stream of reposts which would give them more platform visibility on Instagram as well, any internet savvy should be aware of this, Nigerians lack adequate information most times.

And moreover, not everyone has to repost Tu Face's post, when they don't support same views as Tu Face in his protest why should they repost it? Does everyone share the same politically inclination? Enough of this gibberish about Tu Face's protest, no one needs to repost anything for him to do his protest, he should do what he is being paid or motivated to do.

Its official, Man Utd have the most draws this season

Draw soup specialists!

And my dear Man Utd are back to "drawing" ways

For those who are young, here's a brief history of Manchester United for you:

Man Utd were 6th last year -2016!
Man Utd are 6th this year -2017!
Man Utd were 6th 3 months ago!
Man Utd were 6th 2 months ago!
Man Utd were 6th last month!
Man Utd are still 6th this month!
Man Utd were 6th last week!
Man Utd are still 6th this week!
Man Utd were 6th yesterday!
Man Utd are still 6th today!
Man Utd are still 6th right now!

..and would remain 6th again by weekend even if they win by 11 goals difference and the team in 5th position loses by 20 goals!

I think Man Utd should be renamed to "6th United Football Club"

Mandesz:
do u notice that tubaba is more popular than bubu?


na only me dey see am?

He is more popular as you said and yet he is not the president of the federal republic of Nigeria like Buhari, what has Tu Face achieved in his life as compared to the president of Nigeria and former military head of state?

I just don't know how some of you reason like toddlers!

I'm not in support of the protest neither am I against it but I feel its better to offer solutions as well rather than only criticise, this is the same Tu Face whom didn't say a word when Goodluck Jonathan and his cohorts were stealing Nigeria black and blue, back then Goodluck was giving out millions to performing artistes and Actors Guild of Nigeria, they were all quiet then, now that such free money isn't coming anymore they remember they can protest, Tu Face as a man has a heap of mistakes as well in his life, yet fans still respect him so he should as well respect the government for the time being, and also, he should offer solutions as well rather than only criticise.

I withdrew from a Zenith bank ATM on saturday so I don't think the OP's issue affected everyone.

I entered Zenith bank yesterday being monday to withdraw over the counter, it was full and looked like they were paying just few cause the queue remained same after checking back later and their ATMs weren't paying too, I went there to use their ATM because I didn't wanna hear stories of "wait for two weeks" as a result of another bank ATM debitting me without paying me. But I however used FCMB ATM and I got paid, I tried about two ATMs there before I got paid though. I saw the ATM bounce another Zenith ATM card holder there though, I didn't even realise Zenith Bank were having issues. I think the whole thing isn't really a planned thing, it should be caused by some technical glitch.

Ride on Pastor!

Let those Fulani murderers know they now have a fight if they try any nonsense again, enough is enough!

Trump is double standards personified!

The biggest terrorism threat on American soil was 9/11 and about 80% of the perpetrators were from Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia was not mentioned as part of the banned muslim states and that's because Trump has business outfits in Saudi Arabia, that shows he is selective and that's so wrong and selfish!

amnwa:
Nairaland wrote the don't support ponzi schemes..
Why are you then sponsoring posts bashing it.. Can't you jus remove your hand completely from it..
Shouldn't you ignore all ponzi schemes posts and not pushing bad ones to FP.
Hypocrites
No matter what you do. Mmm will stand and will be stronger.
We waste our Mb to come here and you are not even grateful. Yet our small.source of income you want to tanish
All this mods doing this. God d c una

You are spitting out gibberish!

Nairaland is trying to help other not so informed Nigerians to be aware of the dis-advantages of the ponzi scheme and not lose their monies like how gullible participants like yourself did. Nairaland is doing the nation real good.

Back then this taught kids how to be eloquent with written English and brought out a lot of lexical creativity, and that was a good thing, not like now when a University student can't even compose one sentence of error free good English.

By the end of January, the stories we would hear about the resultant effects of MMM duping Nigerians of their monies would be too disheartening to hear. And they were warned from all quarters that MMM is a fruad, yet they didn't accept all the advice, let MMM participants carry their crosses please!

MMM is gone!
Its glaring, with the latest limit on withdrawal that already shows you that the scheme is preparing for burial. Anyone who can accept the bitter truth would agree to this.

Nigerians don't wanna know that ponzi scheme business is now the hot cake in town, go to facebook and see over 50 new ones promising lots of profit.

A guy in my office resigned weeks ago, I thought he got a new job somewhere, the dude linked up with another dude and formed a local ponzi scheme like MMM, went to facebook to advertise it, linked lots of his contact to it and was posing as a neutral person, the scheme was promising 100% in 3 days, I saw this dude this evening when he came around, he laughed and told me how he has cashed out on the scheme, that he got about 1.7M within 3 weeks and closed the group, he just gave the same excuse MMM gave, and that's how it all ended, no one can even know how he did it because to the gullible members they were paying to "no central account", how funny.

Nigerian learn from this please!

Demonicide:
A 5yrs old child can answer this Question. When mmm first started,its participant sent a request to provide help and they were matched with ppl who also sent a request to provide help. That was how they matched ppl randomly.

OMG! Even a 5 year old can't say what you just said, think before you talk please, let's say the first participant is Mr A and the other participant is MR B, if Mr A sent request to provide help how would they be match him/her with Mr B who sent request to provide help also, do you get paid when you request to provide help? Do people pay to you when you request to provide help or you pay to someone else? So you mean Mr B got payed when he/she just requested to provide help? So they requested to provide help and in turn had someone pay money to them rather than them paying money to someone first? Common sense ain't common I must say!