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 Jokes Etc › Caption This Photo Of A Kid Disappointed With The Present Government by NLban(op): 12:48pm On May 26, 2016 |
The kid be like; Dearis no food Hire fuel pump price No dollar No money for school fees No peace www.nairaland.com/attachments/3762548_FunnyKid_jpgb876a7cfd1f28f705a53989ab50a2647 Am tired of Buhari and the APC led govt. I will not come down untill Buhari leave office Sources: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1198113226895559&set=a.295768227130068.73272.100000906796300&type=3 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by NLban: 3:46pm On May 25, 2016 |
joseph1013:What about Orkpekyandega and Justiz5  All these monikers have something in common  3 Likes |
| Sports › Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by NLban: 5:45pm On May 24, 2016 |
Icon4s: www.nairaland.com/attachments/3753309_zaki_jpeg0cae07f46fb126737ef653322822eda1 Consequences of eating Gari and playing football |
| Sports › Re: Guess What: Ex-super Eagles Coach Sunday Oliseh Now A Model (See Photos) by NLban(op): 9:48am On May 24, 2016 |
terzurum5:That is passion. Free the guy joooor 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Guess What: Ex-super Eagles Coach Sunday Oliseh Now A Model (See Photos) by NLban(op): 9:35am On May 24, 2016 |
kenonze:Pay Oliseh again? Is he not suppose to promote the Sister's business ideas again? 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Guess What: Ex-super Eagles Coach Sunday Oliseh Now A Model (See Photos) by NLban(op): 7:21am On May 24, 2016*. Modified: 7:38am On May 24, 2016 |
More photos... https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Sunday-Oliseh-4-600x891.jpg https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Sunday-Oliseh-5-600x925.jpg https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Sunday-Oliseh-6-600x948.jpg https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Sunday-Oliseh-7-600x937.jpg Cool right? |
| Sports › Guess What: Ex-super Eagles Coach Sunday Oliseh Now A Model (See Photos) by NLban(op): 7:19am On May 24, 2016*. Modified: 9:39am On May 24, 2016 |
Guess What: Ex-Super Eagles Coach Sunday Oliseh now a model www.nairaland.com/attachments/3753097_sundayoliseh504x336_jpeg74621fd63e1ca214db89266f882f8f1a Ex Super Eagles Coach Sunday Oliseh Ex-Super Eagles Coach, Sunday Oliseh looks dapper in a set of colourful suits designed and created by Tesslo Concepts, a fashion label owned by his kid sister, Tessy Oliseh-Amaize. He was recently spotted in the collection of suits while in Belgium, and he described the collection as “rich and fabulous”. Sunday Oliseh who recently bagged a FIFA appointment as one the of technical experts to oversee the Rio 2016 Olympics, expressed happiness modeling the suit designs. He said,“I’m so happy doing this for my kid sister Tessy who is a very talented fashion designer. The suits are professionally tailored to fit and can compete, if not better, with any standards that I have owned or seen anywhere in the world.” On the other hand, Tessy who holds a Bachelor of Arts degree in Fashion Design from Middlesex University, United Kingdom and Creative Director of Tesslo Concepts, while speaking about the development said,“My big brother Sunday can be very reserved when it comes to matters of fashion. I’m so excited to see him in those suits coming shortly after the unveiling of our Lagos Island collection”. www.soccernet.com.ng/2016/05/guess-what-ex-super-eagles-coach-sunday.html More Photos below; https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Sunday-Oliseh-1-600x868.jpg https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Sunday-Oliseh-2-600x881.jpg https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Sunday-Oliseh-3-600x916.jpg Former Super Eagles Player and Coach Sunday Oliseh. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by NLban: 8:51am On May 20, 2016 |
terzurum5:am waiting for my share. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Governor Ortom's Aide Shot Dead by NLban: 8:42am On May 20, 2016 |
justiz5:@the bolded, he was killed around 12.00am. The hired assassins surrounded his house, some even climbed the trees within the neighbourhood. The attack was so coordinated such that the armed men trailed him and were communicating with those who had already stationed at his house. There was just no way Mr. Denen Igbana could have escaped this one. RIP uncle. You came, you saw and conquered. You have played your part in rescuing the State from the hands of Hired assassins, not knowing that you were going to fall victim to the same demon you fought since the begining of this administration. May the wicked know no peace. Your killers may go into hiding but the Lord shall punish them all. Oh Lord grant us the fortitude to bear this great loss. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 3:10pm On May 19, 2016 |
[b][size=14pt] Yobo gives away shirts, balls, match tickets [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/B14F4GB0091w_1_580x473.jpg Joseph Yobo Former Nigeria captain Joseph Yobo is giving away hundreds of signed football items and match tickets leading up to a testimonial game in his honour on May 27 in Port Harcourt. Yobo, who played 100 games for Nigeria, will give away signed shirts, boots, balls and tickets in the 10-day period leading up to the games "I know a lot of people want to attend the game, and I am grateful to everyone. This is a very important time for me and I feel that the fans should share in this too," Yobo said. "Because the match is marking my 100 games for Nigeria, I want to give out 100 items each. So there will be 100 balls, 100 jerseys, 100 balls and 100 tickets for fans. "We want to encourage everyone to be part of this, so we will also run a competition for the kids who will walk the stars out to the pitch. Details will be available on our website and social media pages." Yobo's official social media handles are @jyobo234 on Twitter and Instagram and on Facebook, it is Official: Joseph Yobo. The game will be staged at the Adokiye Amiesimaka Stadium Port Harcourt on May 27 http://africanfootball.com/news/628454/Yobo-gives-away-shirts-balls-match-tickets [/b] 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 3:09pm On May 19, 2016 |
[b][size=14pt] Taye Taiwo is in super form says Eagles star Oduamadi [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/image3_1.jpg Oduamadi (right) and Taye Taiwo (left) celebrate in Finland Nigeria forward Nnamdi Oduamadi has told AfricanFootball.com teammate Taye Taiwo is in the form of his life after his brace and overall display for Finnish club HJK Helsink. "Taye Taiwo getting a brace was awesome and I am happy for him because he is doing so well with the club. He is in great form," an appreciative Oduamadi told AfricanFootball.com Oduamadi, who is on loan from Italian giants AC Milan, said HJK have been working hard in training and so deserve their top place on the table in Finland. "Beating Inter (FC Inter Turku) wasn't easy. It was a tough game as we came back from behind to win,” he said. "We have been working hard in training and that has reflected in our games, we will keep working hard for more victories." Taiwo has now scored three goals in nine games, while Oduamadi has scored twice. By Olusola Alao http://africanfootball.com/news/628448/Taye-Taiwo-is-in-super-form-says-Eagles-star-Oduamadi [/b] 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 3:05pm On May 19, 2016 |
[b][size=14pt] Akpeyi says Chippa on course for Super 8 [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/B15KDDF_TD74754w.jpg Daniel Akpeyi of Chippa United gets the ball away from Bongani Zungu of ~Mamelodi Sundowns watched by Aristide Bance of Chippa United during the Absa Premiership 2015/16 game between Chippa United and Mamelodi Sundowns at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth Ahead of the final round of games of the Premier Soccer League (PSL) in South Africa, Nigeria and Chippa United goalkeeper Daniel Akpeyi has said his team must now finish in the top eight. Chippa are currently sixth on the PSL table with just one game to go, but face stiff competition from Orlando Pirates, Golden Arrows and SuperSport United, who sit seventh, eighth and ninth respectively, with only three points separating the four teams. A draw will guarantee them a place in the top eight, as well as a place in next season's Super 8 tournament, which Akpeyi said they cannot afford to miss. "We haven't won the league and we're not in the cup final so our only consolation this season is to finish in the top eight," he told AfricanFootball.com "We must get the points to finish in the top eight so we can play in the Super 8 next season," he stressed. It is Akpeyi's first season in the PSL, but he has had a huge impact since joining up from Warri Wolves. By Chris Oguguo http://africanfootball.com/news/628470/Akpeyi-says-Chippa-on-course-for-Super-8 [/b] |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 3:02pm On May 19, 2016 |
[b][size=14pt] Aluko's Hull City battle Sheffield Wednesday for EPL ticket [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/2rnw66j6golc1kj17a1p9tw9d_580x473.jpg Hull City Forward Sone Aluko Nigeria forward Sone Aluko will lead two other Nigerians, Chuba Akpom and Moses Odubajo, as Hull City face Sheffield Wednesday to determine the final team from the English Championship to feature in next season’s English Premier League. Burnley and Middlesbrough won automatic passages to the English top flight. Hull City saw off Derby County 3-2 on aggregate to reach promotion playoff final, while Sheffield Wednesday sent parking Brighton Hove 3-1 on aggregate. Hull City won the first leg at Derby 3-0 only to lose 2-0 at home in the reverse fixture. Odubanjo played the entire game on Tuesday, but Akpom, who is on loan from Arsenal, was an unused substitute. Aluko, who was not listed for the second leg playoff, has played in the EPL with Hull City before they were relegated. The final will be played at Wembley on Saturday, May 28. http://africanfootball.com/news/628493/Alukos-Hull-City-battle-Sheffield-Wednesday-for-EPL-ticket [/b] 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 3:00pm On May 19, 2016 |
[b][size=14pt] Keshi closing in on PSL job reveals agent [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/Samm_8_November_4_580x473.jpg Keshi Former Nigeria coach Stephen Keshi is edging closer to bagging a contract with a top South African club, according to Tim Sukazi, the CEO of Quality Talent Sports (QTS),the agency which now represents the ex-Nigeria star. AfricanFootball.com had broken the news last week of Keshi’s deal with QTS, one of South Africa’s biggest agencies, and now it has been confirmed that they have made some ‘headway’ in getting a deal for the ‘Big Boss’. “We have made some headway as it regards getting a job for Mr. Stephen Keshi in South Africa which is what we have been working on,” Sukazi told AfricanFootball.com However, Sukazi refused to disclose the clubs they have spoken to regarding Keshi, as he said that might destabilise the clubs involved. “We are not at liberty disclose the names of the clubs at this point because given the current situation in the league, it might destabilise the clubs involved,” maintained Sukazi. Keshi has been without a job since he was sacked as Nigeria coach in July 2015, but has an impressive resume, having qualified Togo and Nigeria to the World Cup, taking the latter the round of 16 at the 2014 World Cup. He also won the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations with Nigeria. By Chris Oguguo http://africanfootball.com/news/628515/Keshi-closing-in-on-PSL-job-reveals-agent [/b] 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 2:57pm On May 19, 2016 |
[b][size=14pt] Ujah not sure he has done enough for Eagles recall [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/1a7k7oqdvpnzb1d0agwmdsctd9.jpg Werder Bremen Forward Anthony Ujah Werder Bremen striker Anthony Ujah has admitted he does not know whether he has done enough to earn a recall to Nigeria’s Super Eagles. The 25-year-old Ujah scored 14 goals in a season that saw Bremen escape relegation on the final day, and while he said he keeps working hard, he also admitted he is not sure if that was enough to get him back to the Eagles. “I have not had a lot of success with the national team,” he told Africa International. “But I have been working hard at my clubs and my hard work has paid off for my clubs but if that is good enough for the national team, I don’t know.” Ujah’s last stint with the Super Eagles was the goalless draw with Tanzania in a 2017 Africa Cup of Nations qualifier. He has been part of the team since 2013, but has not been a regular fixture since his debut, despite having a decent goalscoring record in Europe. http://africanfootball.com/news/628489/Ujah-not-sure-he-has-done-enough-for-Eagles-recall [/b] 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 2:54pm On May 19, 2016 |
[b][size=14pt] Eagles defender Troost-Ekong out of Mali clash [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/Samm_20_Mar_3.jpg Troost-Ekong in action in Norway by Samm Audu Norway-based defender William Troost-Ekong will miss Nigeria’s friendly against Mali in Rouen, France, on May 27 because of club engagements, AfricanFootball.com has been told. “Troost-Ekong has been excused for the Mali game on account of a crucial cup game involving his club on May 25. He is his club captain and the earliest he can join the Eagles will be on May 26, which effectively rules him out of the Mali game the next day,” a top official informed AfricanFootball.com “But he will get his chance in the second friendly in Luxembourg now slated for May 31.” FK Haugesund will be away to Bodo/Glimt in the fourth round of the NM Cupen on Wednesday, May 25. Ekong, 22, made his debut for the Super Eagles in June 2015 in an AFCON 2017 qualifier against Chad in Kaduna. The defender, who is on loan at Norwegian club Haugesund from Belgian club Gent, has represented the Netherlands at U19 and U20 levels as he was born there and his mother is Dutch. http://africanfootball.com/news/628548/Eagles-defender-Troost-Ekong-out-of-Mali-clash [/b] |
| Sports › Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by NLban: 2:34pm On May 19, 2016*. Modified: 3:15pm On May 19, 2016 |
Happy birth day; Safarigirl(Sports section first lady), terzurum5,(super sports reporter), orkpekyandega(super eagles addict), blackalbino6(a.k.a the charcoal man cum youth football advocate), justiz5,(another on and off football reporter)..... *Wish you guys more ink to your pen* 5 Likes |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 9:40am On May 17, 2016 |
[size=14pt] Taye Taiwo double keeps Finnish club on top [/size] https://africanfootball.com/bp_images/2016/05/taye_taiwo_qpr_4.jpg Taye Taiwo Nigeria defender Taye Taiwo fired a brace for Finnish club HJK Helsinki to beat FC Inter 3-1 to remain top of the league with 20 points from nine games. The 31-year-old left back scored in the 72nd minute to give his team a 2-1 lead. He completed his brace eight minutes later to seal the victory. Oduamadi also played full game for HJK Helsinki. Taiwo has played for Lobi Stars, AC Milan, Bursaspor, Dynamo Kiev, QPR and Olympique Marseille. http://africanfootball.com/news/628420/Taye-Taiwo-double-keeps-Finnish-club-on-top 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: See The Bag Solomon Dalung Is Carrying (photo) by NLban: 2:13pm On May 16, 2016 |
boman2014:Similar to what the Tiv people of Benue State have. It is called 'Ikpa abora tar'. It is normally owned by the very aged or matured people. Its a sign of honour for this kind of bag to be presented to you in an occasion. 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Miz Gold At Kiss Daniel’s Album Launch Yesterday, Stole The Show (Pics) by NLban: 2:08pm On May 16, 2016 |
MaQuin:Its very pathetic, some girls don't know how ugly they are, Isssssssssssssssssshhhhhh |
| Family › Re: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by NLban: 4:27pm On May 13, 2016 |
sunkky83: Am sorry in advance, if you will feel offended by my comment. Why is it that women always lay emphasis on "how you say it" why on the other end, Women are the ones that talk any how. Go visit some homes and see how these women treat 'house helps' that do most of the domestic work. How many women here appreciate them just once a month. All they do is to see how they can maltreat such house helps. The worse of it all is that, it is this same type of women who come on online to teach men how to talk to their wives. Hmmmmm if you value good talk this much then why don't you practice it with people that relate with you on a much more closer level. Why can't most women relate to people the same Am not referring to you though. Hope you don't misunderstand my point. **** 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by NLban: 4:14pm On May 13, 2016 |
Evina: Maybe you expected me to be sentimental by saying such men are so many in town. But I wouldn't say that. Ask around if you can find 10 of such men in your locality. Ask even among Pastors', Bishops', Evangelists' wives. @bolded. May be because you are a good woman and one that understands and appreciates the good virtues in your husband, you feel I have contradicted my stand. Believe me, I have not. Just do your research well. Some NLanders who are sincere can even confirm here that what I said hold sway. |
| Family › Re: Best Way To Show Your Wife You Are Not Happy With Her by NLban: 3:42pm On May 13, 2016 |
Evina: You must be a very lucky woman to have such a husband. Most women take men like your husband for granted. They see men with such virtues as week men. Some secretly mock them with their friends. I don't think I can live this kind of life, because women only respect men who are harsh on them. When you are too soft on women, they never take you serious. They see you as their rag. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Emirs, Herdsmen Clash With N’central, Southern Leaders Over Gazing Reserves. by NLban: 10:45am On May 12, 2016 |
MrAdetunjiBayo:Good for you slaves |
| Politics › Re: Emirs, Herdsmen Clash With N’central, Southern Leaders Over Gazing Reserves. by NLban: 3:41pm On May 11, 2016 |
LadyExcellency:Miyetti Allah and all the Northern Elites are the grand patrons of the Fulani Jhihardist cum terrorists. 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Pictures People Who Attended Primary School In Nigeria Will Get. by NLban: 3:25pm On May 11, 2016 |
Smellymouth:[img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/doy0c197oi6l0zjpr3byz0o8wozl89eh1588830[/img] When you are a confirmed dummy and your father learnt you came first in your class. He rushes out of the bathroom to go get your report card 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Emirs, Herdsmen Clash With N’central, Southern Leaders Over Gazing Reserves. by NLban: 3:12pm On May 11, 2016 |
justiz5:[b][size=14pt] I have always announced here over and over that the people behind these ethnic and religious cleansing aiming at depopulating the Christian population in Nigeria are the Emirs; take it or leave it. For they owe the cattle whose business has become a curse to our peaceful existence in Nigeria. The Emirs and the Northern (Muslem) Elites are the ones sponsoring these Fulani Jhihardist to attack Christian settlements all over the country. Read this piece if you doubt my position. [/size] However, the herdsmen, under the aegis of Miyetti Allah, pushed for the creation of grazing reserves and routes, which would sustain their nomadic tradition of moving cattle from one part of the country to the other. But representatives of the South-east and North-central zones sharply opposed their submission and threw their weight behind federal government’s presentation by the Minister of State for Agriculture, Senator Heineken Lokpobiri, on the government’s plan to create ranches for cattle rearers and consequently restrict their movement. But Miyetti Allah which was represented by its legal adviser, Tukur Bello, asked respective governments and community leaders to “preserve and demarcate trans-human routes and cattle resting points with support from technical and financial partners.” The group also asked the governments to review past interventions and reports, and simultaneously work out a comprehensive development action plan under the auspices of the National Council on Agriculture for the smooth transformation of livestock production, including all actors in the value chain from pastoralists to transporters, markers, consumers and dealers in livestock by-products. They also demanded the creation of a Federal Ministry for Livestock Development in Nigeria in line with practices in most African countries that have a large livestock population like Kenya, Tanzania, Ethiopia, Senegal, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger Republic, Chad, Cameroun and Central Africa Republic. The group also demanded the funding of grazing reserves development from the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) intervention fund and SDG fund, and asked for support from technical financial and development partners like the World Bank, the Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO) of United Nations, European Union and the International Fund for Agricultural Development (lFAD), among others. The submission of Miyetti Allah was strongly supported by the Sultan of Sokoto, Sa’ad Abubakar III; Emir of Kano, Muhammad Sanusi II, Emir of Zazzau and Emir of Katsina, who were all represented by individuals and affirmed that they had been sent to support the position of cattle rearers. Their position was also supported by Professor Ango Abdullahi and Senator Jubril Aminu who claimed that grazing reserves were created by the late Sardauna of Sokoto, Ahmadu Bello, and should be sustained. [/b] 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by NLban: 12:18pm On May 09, 2016 |
@BascoVanVeli you mean who was not even close? Enyeama or who? |
