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Romance / Photos: See Super Eagles Player Alex Iwobi's Cute Girlfriend by NLban: 2:52pm On Sep 30, 2016
Photos: See Super Eagles player Alex Iwobi's cute girlfriend
Akinshilo Ayomide

Super Eagles and Arsenal star Alex Iwobi is known to be an attacker with a special talent but not many know about his personal life. For starters, he is the nephew of Super Eagles legend Austin ‘Jay Jay’ Okocha and is reportedly homely as he still stays with parents and sisters.
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Iwobi

Also we discovered that the 20-year-old is in love with someone special.
According to his social media posts, Iwobi is dating Clarisse Juliette, a stunning beauty who describes herself on Instagram as ‘South American & European Londoner’.
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Alex Iwobi and girlfriend Clarisse Juliette
See more photos of Iwobi and his girl below:
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Alex Iwobi’s girlfriend
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Iwobi’s girlfriend Clarisse Juliette
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Iwobi posted a picture of him with girlfriend Juliette


Isn’t she a stunning WAG?

Read more: https://www.naij.com/989161-meet-super-eagles-player-alex-iwobis-stunning-girlfriend-photos.html
Politics / Re: Idoma Group Threatens To Invoke ‘aAlekwu’ Gods On Moro’s Persecutors by NLban: 2:04pm On Sep 30, 2016
olumaxi:
If u lyk,invoke d gods of d water join......if moro is found guilty,he wil rot in jail.....eeediots
That is how a typical Idoma man thinks. they are so fast to claim the victim of every circumstance, even when at fault.


That is how they have been bullying the Tiv and Igede people of the State at the Federal level.

They are usually the first to claim to be cheated because of their minority status.

They have ganged up against other tribes as far as Federal employments are concerned.

If you doubt my write up just go and check out the list of successful candidates for both military and paramilitary jobs in the state, they dominate. Check under local governments they claim to come from and you will be shocked to see that they forged their names on the Tivs and Igedes Local governments.

They are just simply born with it.

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCK ‘aAlekwu’

Quote me and receive some sense.

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Sports / Re: THE NIGERIAN YOUTH AND CADET TALENTS/ PLAYERS THREAD (Home and Abroad) by NLban: 6:30am On Sep 29, 2016
BascoVanVeli:


Missing the u-17 and u-20 is going to hurt Nigeria, there is no ways around it.
England na bad belle period

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Romance / Re: 10 Things You MUST Know About Dating A Girl In Her Late 20s by NLban: 5:47am On Sep 29, 2016
Torkwase1:
That number 1, quite true. I woke up one day and siscovered I could handle almost everything around me. I pay my bills, send money to family and friends, have my tool box with hammers and nails and pliers, can fix a broken tap, leaking pipe, devised an alarm and defence system for intruders in my house, love my own company... But man must dey, because it is not good for (wo)man to be alone smiley
Torkwase1
Tornomsoo2
Romance / Re: 10 Things You MUST Know About Dating A Girl In Her Late 20s by NLban: 5:46am On Sep 29, 2016
Torkwase1:
That number 1, quite true. I woke up one day and siscovered I could handle almost everything around me. I pay my bills, send money to family and friends, have my tool box with hammers and nails and pliers, can fix a broken tap, leaking pipe, devised an alarm and defence system for intruders in my house, love my own company... But man must dey, because it is not good for (wo)man to be alone smiley
Health / Re: See What Someone Found in Paracetamol Tablets he bought by NLban: 11:06pm On Sep 28, 2016
007Nasky:
u don start again. must everything b igbo made. anyway u need epp #respectursef
grin
Health / Re: Facial Deformity: Man With 'Alien-Like' Face Hoping For Life-Changing Surgery. by NLban: 10:04pm On Sep 28, 2016
Health / Re: I Have Sold Everything Including My Wedding Ring Just To Stay Alive. by NLban: 9:30pm On Sep 28, 2016
franzis:
Go to luth @ ur own peril... The worst teaching hospital to go
Is it worse than The Benue State University ''Cheating'' Hospital?

My cousin brother who was shot by armed Robbers almost lost his life in that ''Demonic Den of a HORSE=PITA.

It took the Nurses and Doctors more than Five hours to attended to my brother.
Health / See What Someone Found in Paracetamol Tablets he bought by NLban: 5:37pm On Sep 28, 2016
Please share with your loved ones to save lives.


CC: dominique, Sissy
Kindly push this to where it deserves

Politics / Re: Judicial Commission Okays Onnoghen As Next Chief Justice Of Nigeria by NLban: 3:00pm On Sep 19, 2016
Crime / Re: Graduate Impersonates Kukah, Defrauds Oyedepo, Dantata, Others (pic) by NLban: 1:03pm On Sep 19, 2016
TrapQueen77:
shocked angry hang on... He collected tons of money from these ppol yet he still looks like a walking empty pocket... What did he do with all tat money he got? undecided
He spent the money on GIRLS.


most girls do not care to know the source of their boy friend's source of income.
All they do is to mount pressure on the Men to do this do that....
-You must buy me Apple Laptop
-You must buy me the most expensive Shoe in the Market, etc
or else you don't love.

But when they see this kind of unfortunate news headline on Nairaland, they are so quick to judge without giving a good thought about the deed.

90% of stolen wealth is spent on women. Take it or leave it.
Sports / Re: FIFA To Stop Awarding The Ballon D'or by NLban: 1:52pm On Sep 17, 2016
[quote author=justiz5 post=49439341][/quote]
C. Ronaldo at the moment gringrin

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Sports / Re: FIFA To Stop Awarding The Ballon D'or by NLban: 1:36pm On Sep 17, 2016
zuma4k:
Hahahaha Messi all the way...
Ur head set theregringrin

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Sports / Re: FIFA To Stop Awarding The Ballon D'or by NLban: 12:43pm On Sep 17, 2016
C. Ronaldo fans be like gringrin



lalasticlala, you be C. ronaldo fans?

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Education / Shocking!!! South African Universities To Offer B.sc. Witchcraft by NLban: 5:10am On Sep 16, 2016
South African Universities to offer Bsc Witchcraft

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.

Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.





Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

Source : LiveMonitor Satire
http://livemonitor.co.za/south-african-universities-to-offer-bsc-witchcraft/
Politics / Re: Angry Nigerians Blast Buhari To Return Nigeria To Where He Met It in 2015- Pics by NLban: 4:12pm On Sep 13, 2016
onomefm:
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Wailers be like gringrin

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Politics / Re: Angry Nigerians Blast Buhari To Return Nigeria To Where He Met It in 2015- Pics by NLban: 4:11pm On Sep 13, 2016
onomefm:
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Zombies be like gringrin

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Politics / when will we get out of this recession??? by NLban: 3:34pm On Sep 13, 2016
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Crime / Re: Heartbreaking Photos From The Religious Crisis In Zamfara State(graphic Photos) by NLban: 1:12pm On Aug 23, 2016
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God why did you born me in this Hell Fire called Nigeria






















Wish I could get hot palm oil and pour it into the anus of this idiot pictured below.

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Pets / Re: Ada Names Her Dog "Lai Mohammed," Says It Resembles Information Minister by NLban: 3:50pm On Aug 19, 2016
mEEt tHe dUlLaRd ChAmPiOn

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Pets / Re: Ada Names Her Dog "Lai Mohammed," Says It Resembles Information Minister by NLban: 3:21pm On Aug 19, 2016
conductor1:


Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/aww-ada-ogbonna-names-her-dog-lai.html

Chaiiiiiiii Nigerians are wickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

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Crime / Two Housewives Bathe Each Other With Hot Water Over Man by NLban: 4:20pm On Aug 11, 2016
[color=#0000]Two housewives bathe each other with hot water over man[/color]
Michael Abimboye

– Two housewives while fighting over a man have suffered severe burns the two women emptied a kettle of hot water on each other during a fight
– Biliki, who is 32 years of age, accused Muyibat, a 29-year-old woman, of marrying her former boyfriend which led to the fight.

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Women bathe each other with hot water

Two housewives while fighting over a man have suffered severe burns the two women emptied a kettle of hot water on each other during a fight Punch is reporting. Biliki accused Muyibat of marrying her former boyfriend which led to the fight. According to the report, Muyibat said their problem started after Biliki accused her of marrying her (Biliki’s) boyfriend.


“Biliki told neighbours that she once dated my husband and that she aborted for him during their relationship. She calls me Iyawo Sara (free wife). I have never known peace in that house. She fights me over every minor issue.


“On Saturday, I went to the market with my husband and when we got home, my child started crying. Biliki’s younger brother, Ahmed, came out and shouted at him and I cautioned him.


“His sister then picked up a quarrel with me and started raining curses on me. I did not talk because I was observing a fast. While she was abusing me, I sneezed and said, ‘Ausubillahi minashaitani rojeem’ (God, deliver me from the devil).” “I removed the water I was boiling for my vegetables and put it on the table.


She (Biliki) held my head from behind and poured the hot water on me. “Her younger brother slammed a plastic paint on my head, while she drew my hair. Both of them assaulted me,” Muyibat added.


On her part, Biliki, who suffered burns on her breasts, chest and hand, denied the allegations, said her neighbour was the first to attack her. She denied ever dating Muyibat’s husband.


“I went back to my parents’ house when I had issues with my husband. Because of that, many of the tenants started ridiculing me. “I was ill that Saturday and was sleeping beside my baby. Her child had come to play with my baby when she called him back.


When the child didn’t heed her call, she hit him and the child started crying. “Another child passing through the passageway was also crying that partcular time. My younger brother asked the other boy to stop crying and Muyibat abused my brother.


“My brother reported her to me and I told him not to reply her. She then started insulting me. We fought and our neighbours came to separate us. “I was backing her when somebody suddenly shouted, ‘hot water!’ As I turned back with my hands raised, she emptied a kettle of hot water on me. Because my hand was raised when she attacked me, a little of the water splashed on her.”

Read more: https://www.naij.com/922637-see-what-happened-to-these-housewives-while-fighting-over-a-lover-photos.html
Crime / Re: See What They Did To A Suspected Female Kidnapper In Osun State -globaltake News by NLban: 4:04pm On Aug 11, 2016
Globaltake:
A suspected female child kidnapper met her waterloo in Ilesha yesterday when she attempted to abduct a playing child. The enraged mob drenched her with water, beat her up, then stripped her naked until a man came to take her away.

Watch the clip below …


http://globaltake.com/video-see-suspected-female-kdnapper-osun-state/
They should have cut off her Clit and breast
Romance / Re: Meet The New Mr Nairaland 2017 Edition. Saintsamurai. The Most Cutest Guy. by NLban: 11:27am On Jul 24, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
Am i the most handsome male romancelander?
check out my korea eyes, my spanish lips, my french smile, my british ear.
by the way i will be 2017 mr nairaland. who wants to bet?


See as I no free laff

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Sports / Re: All The News About The Olympic Eagles (U-23) HERE! by NLban: 3:19am On Jul 17, 2016
[/b]Dream Team VI vs Charlton Battery[/b]

Any updates?
Romance / Re: Could My Fiancee's Uncle Be Sleeping With Her? by NLban: 11:42am On Jul 16, 2016
Trendy247:
simply install "....." in her fone... its N900 in playstore. it has 'hidden feature' which means u can hide it after installation and she won't know somtin like dat is in her fone. leave it for at least one week, it will do d work for u...
But whatever happen next, u're on ur own.... The app have succeeded in destroying two of my friend's relationship..


Quote me if u're interested lemme giv u d name
Politics / Re: Vandalism: Buhari Begs Militants, Says “they Use Hi-tech weapons” by NLban: 8:40pm On Jun 25, 2016
mightyhaze:
e chopu go anoda ban nwoke grin
[color=#0000]You see I better express my self than keep mute for fear of ban. Nairaland doesn't put food on my table that I should be afraid of her neither her Wicked and partial mods. I am surprised they have not ban me up till now. Maybe the Mods are still sleeping. Please help me wake them up.[/color]
Politics / Re: Vandalism: Buhari Begs Militants, Says “they Use Hi-tech weapons” by NLban: 11:37am On Jun 25, 2016
President Muhammadu Buhari has asked leaders of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) to help him pacify rampaging militants in the oil-rich Niger Delta.

Lamenting the effect of attacks on oil installations, the president said the country does not need such a distraction at this point in time.

He said the militants were in possession of sophisticated equipment, adding that unlike the Boko Haram sect which has one faction, the militants are in so many groups, suggesting that government has been having challenges relating with them.

Buhari was speaking on Friday, at the breaking of fast dinner with the APC leadership at the presidential villa in Abuja.

“I honestly don’t know how many factions the militants are in the Niger Delta compared to the north-east where you have the Boko Haram,” he said.

“The technology being deployed by the militants to destroy oil installations is high-tech, the way they can go on high sea and international waters and target oil installations is a national problem. It is affecting development.

“No insurance company will want to insure installations that will end up being blown up and no banks will want to finance such installations.

“Those of you who have friends among the leadership or even the militants themselves should plead with them in the name of God ‎Almighty to take it easy.

“We are in a very difficult time, so we have to organise ourselves. Anybody that says he has any other country than Nigeria should go out and see.”

He expressed delight that the primary election in Edo state was successful, and said close attention would be paid to Ondo state, which is next in line.

“The successful conduct of APC primaries in Edo state gave me a new hope,” he said.

“We are going to watch Ondo very closely, we have to ensure that the vote of the people count.”

John Oyegun, national chairman of the party, said the APC was pleased with the achievements of the president so far.

Oyegun, who acknowledged that Nigeria was passing through a difficult time, said “change does not come cheap or easily”.

“Things must change. Those things don’t come easily. Nigeria is clearly a difficult nation to govern,’’ he said.

Those at the event were former Vice-President Atiku Abubakar; Ghali Na’aba, former speaker of the house of representatives; Segun Oni, the party’s deputy national chairman (south), and Timipre Sylva, former Bayelsa state governor.

sharpden:



https://www.thecable.ng/please-help-beg-militants-buhari-tells-apc-leaders
[b]As far as PMB has given the go ahead to his Fulani Ordained Militants or Jihardist to kill people at will, let the Niger Delta Militants or Avengers go ahead and cripple his government.

I do not know what they are still waiting for. I had expected them to bring crude oil production in the region to zero percent long time ago.

The Fulani Jihardists as I write presently are still occupying some lands in Benue State. The rape our women, kill innocent people, allow their cattle destroy our farm/crops unhindered, look us in the face and tell us they own Nigeria and there is nothing any one can do about it.

PMB, the Emirs and the Northern Political elites and their Alhajis that own these cattle are aware of the crime caused by their brothers but still pretend all is well.

Thank God for stirring the hearts of the Niger Delta Avengers to tell PMB and his Northern Elites that no body has monopoly over crime or terrorism or militancy.

Ahead ahead NDA. Pls help me cripple the economy.
[/b]


This was a similar comment I made that made the Mods to ''ban me for Weeks''.

To the Partial Mods, I am not afraid of you. You can ban me for life but I will still resurface. I repeat "One Nigeria your ass"

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by NLban: 7:48am On Jun 07, 2016
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AF Nigeria 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers - Africa Cameroon
Nigeria to draw Egypt, Cameroon in tough World Cup group?
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Nigeria vs Egypt in AFCON 2017 qualifier recently

by Samm Audu

Nigeria could well face Egypt, the team who eliminated them from AFCON 2017, and dreaded rivals Cameroon in a tough 2018 World Cup qualifying group after they were drawn in Pot 3.


The draw for the World Cup qualifiers will be staged in Cairo, Egypt, on June 24.


As expected Egypt are in Pot 1 alongside Algeria, Cote d’Ivoire, Ghana and Senegal.


Pot 2 has Tunisia, Cape Verde, DR Congo, Guinea and Cameroon.


Nigeria are in Pot 3 with Congo Brazzaville, Morocco, Mali and South Africa, meaning these teams will avoid themselves in the qualifiers to be played in a mini-league format from October to November 2017.


The 20 teams for the draw will be divided into five groups of four teams with the winners of each group qualifying for Russia 2018.


Nigeria will be playing to qualify for a sixth World Cup after they featured at the 1994, 1998, 2002, 2010 and 2014 editions.

africanfootball.com/news/630338/Nigeria-to-draw-Egypt-Cameroon-in-tough-World-Cup-group
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Jokes Etc / Caption This Photo Of A Kid Disappointed With The Present Government by NLban: 12:48pm On May 26, 2016
The kid be like;
Dearis no food

Hire fuel pump price

No dollar

No money for school fees

No peace
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Am tired of Buhari and the APC led govt.

I will not come down untill Buhari leave office

Sources: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1198113226895559&set=a.295768227130068.73272.100000906796300&type=3

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