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Romance › Re: Those Who Are The Objects Of Jealousy, Share Your Tips How To Help Envious Pple by nlPoster(op): 8:59pm On Oct 14, 2019

Some things that make nlers very angry:

1. You are married

2. You are not begging them for subsistence (ie daily bread)

3. You have a house or houses

4. You have a posh accent

5. You seem posh and classy

6. Even your farting is considered classy, lolz. Farting and shitting with class.

7. You are not them

8. You don't kiss their asses

9. etc etc

Romance › Those Who Are The Objects Of Jealousy, Share Your Tips How To Help Envious Pple by nlPoster(op): 8:57pm On Oct 14, 2019

Especially the nlers.

Some folks are consumed by envy, how do you help them without letting them destroy you because of their bad belle?

Romance › Re: Can I Actually Get Pregnant ?matured Minds Onlys by nlPoster: 8:55pm On Oct 14, 2019

sweetonugbu:
ok

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YhrEJQq-6WE/maxresdefault.jpg

Family › Re: As A Man,who Should You Take Care Of The Most Between Your Wife & Your Mum? by nlPoster: 8:52pm On Oct 14, 2019

udoekere:
which of this two do you need a ban from , lalasticlala or mynd44 ?

No rule was broken, stop being sensitive.

Your topic actually should be deleted because you are meddling in what doesn't concern you.

You can tell us who you prefer among your own relatives, it's rude and intrusive to dictate to others about the same, moreso nobody owes you a dime for your opinion and neither did anybody ask for one

Ar we good? Typical Nigerian, you have opinions but others must not have any.

Celebrities › Re: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by nlPoster: 8:43pm On Oct 14, 2019

Melvinsofty:
Lol geez see aircraft weapon of mass destruction

Humoring her is not yielding desired results.

Family › Re: As A Man,who Should You Take Care Of The Most Between Your Wife & Your Mum? by nlPoster: 8:41pm On Oct 14, 2019

Your grandma.

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Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 8:40pm On Oct 14, 2019

Fountainofyouth:
I don't care attitude, everyone complains about it.

Haven't you jumped on a few of my posts here, perhaps there are some things you don't care about but which everyone expects you to, you mean?

Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 8:39pm On Oct 14, 2019

^ are you a trained health professional?

Romance › Re: Can I Actually Get Pregnant ?matured Minds Onlys by nlPoster: 8:37pm On Oct 14, 2019

sweetonugbu:
100 per day

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5145669.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JohnnyCash_1994.jpg

Not for everybody, that's too much.

Romance › Re: Can I Actually Get Pregnant ?matured Minds Onlys by nlPoster: 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2019

sweetonugbu:
but it's true

100 a day or 100 in two to four months?

the kind of body aches and pains for the former. . .

Celebrities › Re: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by nlPoster: 8:24pm On Oct 14, 2019

pocohantas:
It's pleasuring and e no dey break hymen...

#Flies out of thread

You like people asking you what you mean. huh

The graphic is really unnecessary, are you sex starved?

Hope the mods can remove it after my reporting, I don't like when nlers introduce sexual content to non sexual discussions.

Romance › Re: Can I Actually Get Pregnant ?matured Minds Onlys by nlPoster: 8:12pm On Oct 14, 2019

sweetonugbu:
Ok

You're wicked @ 100 sit ups. shocked

What time frame?

Celebrities › Re: Three Ladies Seen Twerking Inside Brown Dirty Water (Photos, Video) by nlPoster: 8:08pm On Oct 14, 2019

Social media fans have reacted bitterly

Shouldn't they react bitterly?

Nigeria's image is looking bad once again.

Although, it reminds me of similar rivers at some point sha, I'm sure I entered a few.

The butts look inflated (like plastic or rubber), or is it just me?

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Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 7:43pm On Oct 14, 2019

Katier00:
I trust very easily and i don't learn from my mistakes

serious.

Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 7:42pm On Oct 14, 2019

Squillaci:
By bad qualities you mean?

Anything you or others consider a bad quality, not including introversion (that's been discussed enough already).

Politics › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? Sanwo-olu by nlPoster: 7:36pm On Oct 14, 2019

NSNA:
All that is left is to replace Sanwo-olu with a Foreigner so that it is a perfect picture and we can Kuku say the whole country is useless and foreigners can do a better job all round including leadership.

I guess then you will not have to ask about my concerns with the picture.

Romance › Re: 10 Major Signs You’re Not The Only One She’s Sleeping With by nlPoster: 4:53pm On Oct 14, 2019

.....

Family › Re: Edo Folks, Let's Discuss The Cultural Significance Of The Left by nlPoster(op): 4:50pm On Oct 14, 2019

I should care if someone accuses me of "left" with the kind of determination that indicates it's a real crime.

In this day and age.

So, I'm wondering.

And very disturbed by the fact there have been almost no responses at all, maybe due to fear?

I be abami ni? Need to know.

Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 4:47pm On Oct 14, 2019

Not at all.

That's how someone said because some people post pornographic pictures on regular threads, that means all nlers, or everybody on the internet has participated in porn.

I'll have to report your post unfortunately, just so it doesnt appear on my views. Nothing personal.

Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 4:42pm On Oct 14, 2019

saucecoder:
Okay then, since I don't have to pay by the hour for this.

I am genuinely unable to come first during sex. Even when I'm in a hurry, as in like I need to catch a train, still nothing.
What do you think the problem is?

No vulgarity, discussions of copulation are for sexuality section. Rule number 4.

If you mean to advice on forms of transportation, do so.

Family › Re: Edo Folks, Let's Discuss The Cultural Significance Of The Left by nlPoster(op): 4:40pm On Oct 14, 2019

This is making me feel bad, so being left makes me a persona non grata to some fellow Nigerians? undecided

Na wa o, cultural things sha.

Politics › Re: BREAKING: FG Declares Total Ban On All Goods Through Land Borders by nlPoster: 4:35pm On Oct 14, 2019

What goods and services are affected?

Romance › Re: 10 Major Signs You’re Not The Only One She’s Sleeping With by nlPoster: 4:30pm On Oct 14, 2019

nsiazu:
Hmmm! Why always ladies?

Meaning?

Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Husband Because Of N1500 To Buy Meat by nlPoster: 4:30pm On Oct 14, 2019

Too bad. . .

Family › Re: Edo Folks, Let's Discuss The Cultural Significance Of The Left by nlPoster(op): 4:29pm On Oct 14, 2019

Seriously?

Politics › Re: Master's Of The Game: Throw Back Picture Of OBJ, Danjuma And IBB Playing Draft by nlPoster: 4:26pm On Oct 14, 2019

Power.

Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 4:25pm On Oct 14, 2019

Romance › Re: 10 Major Signs You’re Not The Only One She’s Sleeping With by nlPoster: 4:24pm On Oct 14, 2019

goldfish80:
A bro will turn into a real arsehole if he follows through the Op's assertion to the letter.

Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Husband Because Of N1500 To Buy Meat by nlPoster: 4:19pm On Oct 14, 2019

Nkan be.

Family › Re: Mention Your Bad Qualities, So Nairalanders Can Discuss Them by nlPoster(op): 4:16pm On Oct 14, 2019

saucecoder:
Na free therapy sessions dey go on here?

"Mention your bad qualities so nairalanders can discuss them".

I'm a nairalander and I'm discussing them.

Family › Re: My Wife Always Tell Me This Whenever We’ve Argument by nlPoster: 4:15pm On Oct 14, 2019

Chapter1vs6:
To the people that will take this thread seriously

l want you to know this post was made by the same person that opened the Zhuhilat account

Highly suspicious I'd say.

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