AntiIPOOP:

Lol back to sender, I can't remember cursing someone when they rained all sort of insults on "Sai baba"

Email me your number,i'll like to meet you in person...jus wanna discuss something with you.

AntiIPOOP:
Good for the flat head wannabe, no room for corrupt officials in this present administration of "Sai BaBa"

He can now have the chance to face is own trial lol, and he shouldn't forget to return the billions he collected from Santa Dasuki.


I AntiIPOOP, the official master of Flat heads here by handed "Adeniyi Ademola" to my slaves "the flatrons", he's now your Hero.




Master of the flat heads

You will die a premature death.

Exponental:
I can't drink garri with ordinary water.... Abomination!!!!
Don't you know that hot drinks can cause unwanted abortion, stomach upset and kolostaticmiasis (don't ask me the meaning)
Drinking Ordinary water in hot sun is a sign that you don't have access to good electricity or you are rehearsing life in hell fire.
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Even when I am sick, I take my drugs with cold water.... e.g using procold with ice chilled water makes the cold disappear on time.

Merchant of death

Na dem support Buhari naa,so that serves him right.

DropShot:

I don't blame you. Had the Ineffectual Buffoon managed to rig himself in, Boko Haram will have take n over more cities including Lagos and Abuja. If you'd experienced that scenario, perhaps you'll have accepted we're more secure than the time of the drunk.

Tell the people of the NE and NW they're not better secured and see their reaction.

Kids full NL.

I just feel like to stick a knife to your chest Wallahi.

DropShot:

I am progressing. We are progressing as a country.
Nigerians now know that thieves are not presiding over their affairs as we had it under the Ineffectual Buffoon.

Nigerians now know that they're secured and no fear of Book Haram with PMB as president.

The economy is working for hard working citizens but the lazy, docile, corrupt ones are the ones crying day and night.

You are embittered and disgruntled. Change your ways.

Chai social media has saved so many people of swollen eyes and mouth why because we hide behind it to utter rubbish if not your type will not say this in public without going home with a broken head and swollen mouth ....IDIOT.

emeraldknytt:



You never knew she has such account yet you know she has never had more than N500,000


Taarrh! Thunda faya that lying rotten mouth of yours... snowwhite kor monkeytail ni.

Idiot,you are the one that the thunder will fire,Stupid goat,People are being harrased by this pharaoh and tyrant called BUHARI and you are here supporting evil,what you wish to others must surely haappen to you,one of this days your family will be kidnapped by this same Idiot(BUHARI) let me see how you will react,infact your type deserves to be hacked to death with a sledge hammer,Idiot.

Make I intentionally apply for likes and shares ,....If you believe that the op is high on Obubra weed click like but if u believe he is high on nothing else except Obubra weed click share ....no blame me o cus I'm typing this shii under the influence of Afara weed

To slap this op jus dey hungry me Wallahi

*Singing in Chika Okpala's voice* ibi di aro,ibu di aro ,ibuwo onwe gi ibu di aro,ibu di aro ka ibu.ibu boobs bu ibu di aro.

The boy be like ''NNAA NEKWA UKWU O'' .

Eya diok o no mbufo ke itiedo do,nso e nam ndito ifot'm,yak nduk ufok ndi efre fut mbufo eya isuana.

carmag:


how do you mean

I mean if lalasticlala is real human beign or a robot because since I know Nairaland people always mention that name so I wonder if the LALA is not getting tired of all this mentions,I was surprised to see a poster bearing LaLasticlala on this thread so I was wondering so he is human afterall??

I have a question and the question is...IS LALASTICLALA REAL OR FICTION

MODERNISATION WAS FORCED ON KENYA......if you know what I mean.

STFUareyouG0d:
very dumb comment #NoOffence

This is how to identify Policeman pikin ,so u follow dey enjoy twenty twenty naira bribe?...Chai I pity you o .

With what I've suffered in the hands of some Nigerian policemen all I have to say is Thank you lord *kneels down and raises hand towards heaven*...#IHATENPF.

And some mofos will come here to support the corrupt judges,in fact I no know wetin I wan talk again sef.

Mr Reuben Abati may be right tho',from my own point of view I think both Buhari and his wife are both possesed by the demons in Asoville hence the public goof from both of them(Aisha made sense but shouldn't have gone that far to tell it to the whole wide world),Really there are Evil spirits in Aso rock....#ASOROCKHAUNTED season 1

All this one na small punishment naa,I don chop all of them,but the one wey I enjoy most na my single,beautiful,young and energetic teacher,any time I misbehave she go tell me to wait after school hours to go home with her and sweep the whole of her house and make sure that everywhere is clean,I go comot cloth sharp sharp because I know say after the whole cleaning I must be entertained with a sumptuous meal ,tomorrow I go commit again

#ISTANDWITHAISHA.

Honestly I don't blame the girl because I believe say she dey her own jeje and a married he goat approached her to be his side chick and she agreed since she is in need of material things and money,I do blame the he goat that cannot keep his joystick to the woman he got married to,if you know that you can't keep your joystick one place why marry then...Smh for some Nigerian men.

amuokuko:


I ain't no gay

This two monikers tho' Amuokuko(the dick of cock/chicken) and Tiny Dick hahahahahahah oh my God my belle go tear ooo

Deckylicious:
Foolish police. It's better to collect #50 at checkpoint than to defraud innocent people.

OLOPA ALASODUDU spotted

soberdrunk:
From a very educated gentleman to a camo wearing, kpomo cutting, judge beating, insubordinate loud mouthed governor, Ekiti kete!! Ta ni ese'?

ALWAYS DRUNK

kropotkin2:
Igbos are seething with rage seeing Buhari do what 'hero' couldn't do. Die in pain losers!

OTUOLO GBAWUKWEHE KAAHA,ANU OPHIA.

Babaneh:
Irrespective of how those girls were rescued, all i know is that their families will wear a smiling face and tears of joy will drop from their eyes and it will also be a reason for them to be happy once again..

WELCOME BACK GIRLS..I MISSED THEM

Na so you suppose talk am no be say ''WE''missed them,you and who miss them Abeg talk for yourself...abi how you wan make I feel remorse for a mere season film featuring chibok girls and nigerian government in this hot recession wey we dey,I dey vex say ground no level u dey serious dey drag ''US'' to follow u show pity to a movie crew...mtsheeeeeew.

The second picture got me laughing so hard that I polluted the air,that man on top of a horse(the framed painting behind amaechi)wants to have Amaechi's head on a platter of gold,e wan cut the head comot ni

PassingShot:
Yisrealites won't believe you Mr. Lai Muhammed.

They'll rather believe the faceless unnamed Boko Haram commander making the claim.

Anyway, whether a terrorist was swapped for the 21 girls or not, it's still a victory over the perpetual wailing bigots.

I love seeing them wailing

I am very sure that you also are a wailer,ask me how.

*in Wyclef jean's voice* Survival of the fittest,only the strong will survive.

If I post my own plastic surgery pics here walahi una go run...