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You're not alone brother . during prayer i felt like a ball of fire on my chest giving me joy unspeakable. then I knew that there is a big diff between happiness and joy. joy is greater you feel power , boldness, forgiven , cleansed etc God is soooo good

oaolosu:
@ajoo17 please help me with the person that deliver you , am ready to leave them but I don't know a through man of God that can help the leader of the ogboni group do appear to me anywhere from the air. the man is a spirit please I need help am not lying this real .the snail they gave me was commanded from the air to appear I don't even know what there plan is and they have not call me to anything

have u given your life to Jesus?

Karmanaut:
The OP is retårded.
In Android the apps are stored in data/app and you don't even need root to access them.
You don't even need Flash Share or any sharing app, a decent file explorer would do.
So what the Bleep is he saying?
I guess Bluetooth and WiFi direct also hurts musicians.
If you do not like the ability to sideload apps then by all means get an iPhone.
The idiøt thinks in app purchases are better.
LMAO.
TL;DR: OP is an idíot.

wise man king Solomon sir don't be annoyed with most of us not lucky to be as wise as u

iNVICTUSobi:
I am looking for a web designer, preferably in Abuja, but if you're in Lagos cool.

Below are samples of corp entities I like. No flashy flasy website! this is serious stuff.

Hit me up on invictusobi@icloud.com with your portolio

http://www.shanduka.co.za/home/index.html
http://www.thebe.co.za/
http://www.vantagecapital.co.za/

you gat mail. a serious mail for that matter

thewebcraft:
I could help you with one which am also using for the app I'm building

I'm also in the need Pls how can I get it from u? thanks

seromezy:
Can you design a platform for me with my own idea?

Note: i said a platform not just a website, and this is what no one has ever done before, it coming new on the internet from me. The idea is set, u have to understand i want it in my own way. It from scratch work, No uses of software such as joomla or wordpress etc.

If you can then drop me your contact number please.

namo. 08164220091

DonaldGenes:
okay, will definitely holla you..
You know i am more of Android Developer than into Web design nbut iCan design the site quite well with the latest webkit too from gool. Maybe i can give you something sha..The site just have a staff login menu..others are just services, About us, services, Equipment, i am gona add some cool functions using JavaScript allowng visitos to click a mail button and would take them directly to their Gmail or Yahoo App.. Very cool

nice. would be expecting ur pm

DonaldGenes:
It's a marine company...Headquartered in Port Harcourt..
Kinda huge company..
The man just askinq me to send in my proposal.The site looks unprofessional and tacky.
Should i charged upto 200k?

bro it all depends on the features they asked u to implement in it e.g will there be a database, login and registration? newsletter, app, SMS sending from the site? etc. you can have a basic fee first e.g 150k and as they add features, you upgrade the fee upward. holla me if u need help in designing any extra features.

Abbeyme:
You were listening to those that spoke into their microphones. Bukola Saraki heard the whole of the house.

exactly. plus if indeed the voices of those against lai were more.....trust those people na. they for start boxing match. as long as no one spoke out, or argued like ourebebe then.....all is well

Spizo:
Please I am Computer Science student in need of a simple project topic for my final year project.....somtin i can implement with php...Thanks

easy. you can choose a driving license registration project that involves citizens going on the site to register and have their plate number generated and sent to them......or a company hr website that involves an admin registering and storing staff Id in the database and generating staff id automatically . holla me if u want more help

[quote author=samkelechi post=38932352][/quote]if mobilization will be paid, I'll love to be part of ur project. holla me on wassap wen ready. 08164220091

Totfulguy:
My daughter (2+) was waiting to be picked up after she had been dressed for school. I heard her scream "Daddy" and I noticed a fly trying to perch on her lunch box. I paused a bit to see how my daughter would handle the situation. The unrelenting fly kept trying to perch on her lunch box and the next thing I hear my daughter say to the fly was "Stop it". I wish the fly understood.

hahaaaa. and funny enough she honestly thinks the fly can hear her o. kia. I so love children

Eddicated:
looking out for a good php expert to help me design a page ( 1 login page )

below is sample..

[img]https:///f8650928d63c4e3be8790aed90cfca0b.png[/img]
just a login page with background music thats all.. i meet with the person if he stays in lagos and i pay in Person.

drop me ur digits and your previous works and i will ring you sharply.

easily done.

Www.trem.org
www.egadjetz.com
www.bizsearch.browngarri.com
www.one.androidsounds.com/
www.moodclothings.com
www.theknightishere.com
www.mtcarmelschog.com/

08164220091.

ideyhere:
My elder sister is scheduled to get married in a couple of weeks. Initially I was quite ecstatic with the whole news and arrangements and all. One day she was to visit the husband in their family house and we packed her bags and all. The guy came and after staying and all, he now said (in his exact words) LET US GO TO OUR HOUSE. That was when it dawned on me that she now had another house. That realization really gave me the chills I must confess.
The other day she still had to go spend some time in their family house, even without the guy being around...and she was very happy about it. I began to wonder how she could be happy leaving us that she had always known as family to this newly found family of hers.
Wedding preparations are at its peak now...and seeing as I really don't have money to support them (just straight out of school), I felt the much I could offer are ideas. My sister keeps complaining that I only pitch in ideas that are worth so much naira...that do I want them to go broke after the wedding. I just want her to have the best...and with the way she's sounding, I started feeling like she's already seeing me as the outsider...choosing him over me. Unconsciously I developed a grudge against the guy, after all if he hadn't come into the picture, we wouldn't be planning any wedding, and things would still be as they were...perfect.
Am I an insanely wicked person for feeling this way? Or is this a perfectly normal feeling?? Something that will disappear with time

ideyhere:
My elder sister is scheduled to get married in a couple of weeks. Initially I was quite ecstatic with the whole news and arrangements and all. One day she was to visit the husband in their family house and we packed her bags and all. The guy came and after staying and all, he now said (in his exact words) LET US GO TO OUR HOUSE. That was when it dawned on me that she now had another house. That realization really gave me the chills I must confess.
The other day she still had to go spend some time in their family house, even without the guy being around...and she was very happy about it. I began to wonder how she could be happy leaving us that she had always known as family to this newly found family of hers.
Wedding preparations are at its peak now...and seeing as I really don't have money to support them (just straight out of school), I felt the much I could offer are ideas. My sister keeps complaining that I only pitch in ideas that are worth so much naira...that do I want them to go broke after the wedding. I just want her to have the best...and with the way she's sounding, I started feeling like she's already seeing me as the outsider...choosing him over me. Unconsciously I developed a grudge against the guy, after all if he hadn't come into the picture, we wouldn't be planning any wedding, and things would still be as they were...perfect.
Am I an insanely wicked person for feeling this way? Or is this a perfectly normal feeling?? Something that will disappear with time

sweet heart its perfectly normal. there is nothing evil about you ( although I believe its a little beyond the edge) you see......we all feel emotions like this wen our loved ones that we've known for life seem to prefer outsiders to us. Infact most parents on handing their daughters out feel like that secretly.....however you need to check ur self ( immaturity is the main cause from wat I see) BE GENUINELY HAPPY FOR HER. ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU CANT LEAVE WITH HER FOREVER..... YOU TOO WILL ONE DAY HAVE YOUR OWN HUSBAND WHO WILL TAKE YOU TOO AWAY FROM OTHERS. SEE YOUR BROTHER IN LAW AS A BIG BROTHER. DON'T LET IMMATURITY AND INSECURITY Rob u of something sweet. flow with the CHANGE. THE PAIN AND CONFUSION will pass AWAY ONE DAY AND YOULL be laughing at urself for being silly. ciao

samkelechi:
Up on interest the following will be consider

1. We pay once job is done and clients satify
2. Our developers price are fixed
3. You must not in any form claim ownership (developer) or added in your Portfolio.

More details will be sent accross

Best Regards

wait o.....so u mean after we design the work, we will now cross our hands and be waiting for alert until the client pays. so no balance before work commences?

I served in kano. you see we southerners imagine the northerners to be monsters but in reality they are the kindest and free minded people I ever meet. yes I know.........you'll want to say a million hateful things abt them....but i m telling y'all don't judge them too by what others did.
I miss you mal jumare Yusuf, HOD ICT unit NYSC KANO STATE. you changed my whole perspective abt Muslims. THANKS FOR BEING A FATHER TO A CHRISTIAN BOY

FincoApps:
Did you go to Aptech

no. niit

willace:
My dream is to become a Software engineer. I dream of it every day. Right now am no longer thinking of going 2 school full time because of the nature of unemployment in our dear country. I just intend 2 study part time dats is if I even want 2 go school. I just want 2 learn d necessary things Dat I need 2 create a successful software company Because software is D future. Pls guys I need ur advice

first, I admire ur courage and zeal. however ALTHOUGH GOING TO SCHOOL IS NOT AN ASSURANCE OF MAKING IT IN LIFE, I STILL WOULD ADVICE YOU TO GET AN EDUCATION WHILE TIU PURSUE UR DREAM. NO KNOWLEDGE IS WASTED..2. to study software engineering you have two choices, a. get a mentor,to train you while you also train ur self (self development) or enroll in a school e.v aptech, hiit or niit. (tutored development). the first is longer, cheap and frustrating, time consuming but rewarding and impartive. the second is expensive, quick , enjoyable and rewarding. so.....make ur choice

Airforce1:
mad love tiwa


But why is she dark skinned
. Can't she bleach?

no be only bleach. na jik. Nigerians and their bleaching mentality sha. confusing the angels of God on judgement day.........

PRYCE:
I thought he was going to be promoted? I think he should get at least Brigadier General to cover for his wasted time in prison!

no be only brigadier general.....na bridge and garage. mtchewwwww.

that's the problem sir. ur scared. scared that you won't perform as good as fash. so instead of you to concentrate on ruling us well, envy and fear is driving ur gov. its OK sir. we understand. just do ur best. that's all we ask. don't try to do more than fash. be urself...

safarigirl:
As you can tell, this is a reply to emusmith's thread. Apologies in advance, it won't look sexy.

1. MAKE MONEY: Yes, money makes the world go round and turns a frown to a smile. So if you want women, make money and you'll have them- the downside is, they only care about the money.

2. BE INTELLIGENT: Where you have no money, intelligence always works. They come to you to help them in assignments, tutor them and all that. This is a much better way to get a girl to actually like you than point 1.

3. BE FUNNY: Yes, ladies love funny guys. Ask Bovi and Elenu . This is a major way guys get women, ladies easily get smitten by the guy with the sense of humour. Even in school, the funny guy is more often than not, the ladies man

4. HAVE A NICE DRESS SENSE: Ladies love a well-dressed, clean cut brutha. Get the nice watch, the classy outfits and the d-ope shoes and watch the ladies fall. Don't overdo it though, nobody dates a nigga who looks like a P.I.M.P

5.ELOQUENCE: Sounding like Idris Elba or Yul Edochie will really increase your market value. And yes, that baritone will be an added bonus. Onitsha boys baritone will NOT work

6. WORK OUT: Some ladies may need surgery to enhance certain body parts, but the dumb bells and tread-mills are far cheaper. Get to gyming guys, a man who looks strong always gets the attention of ladies.

7. IF ALL ELSE FAILS....ROLL WITH THE HOT GUYS: Then girls have to go through you, the 'easy' guy, to get to your hot friends and someone might just pick interest and date you .

That's my list guys, any additions?

nice list but just one question i have for you. I see materialistic and childish characteristics. wat about kindness, humility , compassion. you crossed all those important things for rolling with the hot guys, eloquence, working out etc. all this are nice but the ones I quoted are better. life is more than swag and vanity

mentorandfriend:
PART 5

My Prayer For You

If you're currently reading this, I believe you're a messenger; and you need to know that. You were designed with an end in mind so you should discover it and fulfil it.

The spotlight is on you now. May your life never lack a sense of purpose. You’ll never drift through life again. You’ll go from wandering aimlessly to possessing your future. You will own it.

You shall experience a quantum leap - a radical ascent of grace, shooting you up into new realms of life, not traceable to your natural ability.

You shall experience unpredicted emergence; a show up on the scene supernaturally, like the Wind, and taking your space by storm!

You shall experience a mighty rescue from habits stronger than you, plus the licence for a future better than your past.

God will take over your life and you will become a different person by grace. Your soul will be emptied of pain, and the curtains will lift for new light.

Grace to you. Grace to me too.

sir I don't know who you are but I liked, shared, saved and book marked ur post. I never knew I had a brother who was a genius like me. more grace to ur ministry, more ink to ur pen and more wisdom to ur head. see you at the top bro

HOJOSKID:
as aw bro and please some one is discouraging me frm learning it the person said i should learn c++ rather plz need good advice

no bro. continue with java cos from there you fan even dive into android programming which is done using java. holla me on 08164220091 on wassap for more discussion .

bawari:
Pls webmasters, am trying to invest my money on something big and i have come to the idea of creating a forum website like nairaland,but how do i start. These is the big question. So therefore i have decided to return to the nairaland to ask the help of webmasters for these .please webmasters how is a forum site built,what need to be done. Please take your time and drop ur comments for me and God bless you.Or if you want to take me on the tutorial through whatsapp, then drop your number and let me add you,so i can start these huge project, because it is said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a step and am about to take dat step.

bro, in as much as I admire your courage I'll have to tell u the truth. creating a forum like Nl is not something someone with no programming or web designing skills should undertake.....esp as you plan on investing in it. contract someone skilled in the area and have him do it for u. granted with cms scripts you can easily created a forum. but after that what else? the work is the maintaining and securing of the forum not just creating it. pm me for more advice on wassap on 08164220091

Merci1234:
Hi fellow nairalander am highly and urgently in need of wordpress and mediawiki experts for some kind of lecturing.
Though i have a little experience on wordpress but i still need a tutor in the aspect of plugins and how to assign it to a particular menu of your desire since i want to build a web portal similar to yahoo but not exactly as yahoo.
I also need an expert on mediawiki.
Please drop your number so that i can contact you and also drop your website if any so that i can be sure you are...
I also need an expert on blogger.com.
Please drop your contact
Thanks

Nnamdi 08164220091. WordPress and blogger

Raylight2:
thanks. i saw it. i already stated that i wasnt
using this to get members... two ppl
complained. ill post the comment and link.
thanks

thank God. sorry I misjudged u

Raylight2:
nairalanders i developed a site on www.advertsnigeria.com but i get complaints that the register button on signup is not clicking on some mobile like Bb Touch 2. i have corrected where i think the problem is. please help confirm if the Register button clicks on your phone. any one

thanks

bro I just registered it is perfectly working. seems you r just trying to be smart to get people to register on ur site abi? anyway I just used aaaa and vbbbb to register. starting ur biz on the foundation of deception is veryyyy Bad.

yemar:
Pls guys, I need your urgent advise.
I met a guy on NL 3 years ago to help design a website for our company and he did but my director was not happy from the beginning cos even when we told him that the colors differs from our company's colour he said its no longer possible. Well, I convinced my director that we should manage it for now cos we a very small scale company struggling with very limited capital so we don't have a choice.
We paid 15k the first year and when it expired, the guy just suspended our website and our few customers started complaining and when we called him he said we have to renew it for 25k. We begged him that how come the whole website design, hosting etc will cost 15k and renewal will be 25k? The guy said that's final, we begged and begged but he later accepted that we paid 20k which we paid in batches after like 3 months(all those period our website was offline).
The second year same thing happened.
Now the third year is supposed to expire by November and but our website has been down since july and we have been disturbing the guy why? And explaining to him that we are loosing a lot of money and customers cos of the website. Many times he kept on avoinding our calls and mails but last week he now picked the call that our website was hacked!
What!! Hacked
Please let me place here word for word what the response as we are working on suing the guy. Here below is the exerpt of his mail to us.


Your Website was hacked/compromised (because it's very outdated)... and we have been trying to get it back
online,
But as it is now, we'll advice you get a complete upgrade & re-design.
However, if you still want the old site back online, you will have to pay for a firewall to protect your
site from future attacks and this will cost a total of N25,000 and even more for the cleaning.
Or we can upgrade and re-design the website with added security firewall for
N35,000. (The site will be ready within 7 - 10 days maximum to enable you continue your business.).



Please is it normal for him to place the blame on us and instead of solving the problem is even asking for more money and telling us the website is outdated?
Actually we can afford the money now but its very unfortunate and a slap on our fave that he is like telling us a website he designed for us less than 3 years now is outdated.
Please advise so we can know the next step to take.
A concerned struggling small scale businessman.

sometimes in life we meet the wrong people for a purpose......anyway I believe in the way forward. deliberating and judging matters won't help anyone. let go of the past and get a new webmaster. I've done sites for many cooperate bodies and organizations before. holla me on wassap on 08164220091. let's re create an online presence for you

strictly speaking u can't. some blood that flows through ur grandfathers step brother still flows through ur grandfather. so she's related to u. but some families don't mind. so use joke and ask ur father.

kraftykc:
Bros... Even tokunbo 2008 Accord cost pass 20k dollars oh. No dull yourself.

that na for who won buy na. Nigerians are the only people who no get job but her car, who dey stay rented house but they drive hummer h2. me need the money for business. money for new Toyota go come from there. first things first