₦airaland Forum

nollyj:
Just PM me and I will send you a reply.
Thanks

u gat mail sir.

proxillin:
My friend’s wedding is coming up by next month. I am to be one of his men in suit.

I noticed they are quarreling recently. He opened up to me yesterday.

They are looking for a DJ to play at their reception, so his wifeToBe got a number of one DJ, added him on whatsap and they started chatting. My guy trusted the lady that she is just doing business chat with the DJ.

One day, my friend was going through her whatsapp chat with the DJ. The WifeTB told the DJ that she needs the service of the DJ for her friend’s wedding. She didn’t tell the DJ she is actually the one wedding.

The DJ started asking her out for date. She agreed to meet the DJ for a date somewhere.

My guy saw all that, yet he kept quiet and didn’t want to raise the issue with the lady as their wedding is close, before people start saying he is jealous, he is spying on his girl blahblah.

But my friend could not endure the whole thing again when the DJ started calling her repeatedly. They engage in confidential phone calls. She will be laughing…all Yes No Yes No Ok.. Ok hmmmm conversation, so that someone nearby will not understand what they are saying. At times she excuses my guy to go and pick the DJ’s call.
My guy finally confronted her, why all conversations with the DJ are not business and formal. Why is she hiding things from him?

The wifetobe went mad she alleged my guy is jealous, wrongly suspecting her.

My friend told her, he actually read their chats where they agreed to go out on a date.
That’s when she admitted that he actually asked her to meet him somewhere for a hangout.
She said she had nothing in mind for him. She is only going to meet him as friend at a restaurant. Nothing is going to happen. It’s just a harmless date.

My friend opened up to me that he regretted making decision to marry her. He told me a lot of things that he can’t cancel the wedding again. He will be part of the wedding, but after the wedding, he will start f***cking girls. He will make life difficult for her.

I told him, it’s better to remain single than to go into a hateful marriage.
Deep down in me, I can’t advise him to cancel the wedding.
I have summoned them for a meeting to discuss it and settle it. But that lady can be arrogant at times. My peace meeting may or may not be successful.

Is it normal for a lady to go out on a date with another guy just a month to her wedding?

I feel so sorry for the dj ( wen the husband catches him), for ur friend (after the marriage , and ESP wen be carries out his plan and catches aids. ), for the woman (who is confused and is a harlot), and you who will settle enough marital quarrels wen they marry)

this is a matter that is clear enough. ur friend knows the truth but doesnt want to do the needful.

my advice for ur friend......marriage is life sentence choose your co prisoner carefully.
my advice for you....start reading books on how to settle other people's marriage issues.
as for the woman and uncle DJ.........john 3:16.

PasD:
I did not receive a msg from the enemy. There's a reason I was 'allowed' to see that vision.

personally I gained a lot of truths from the revelations. I think people shouldn't judge a matter before hearing the conclusion and reason for it. so op pls finish the vision and ignore all unnecessary arguments from our 'most holy prophets'. we Christians can argue And judge each other since the children of Israelites left Egypt and were arguing superiority with moses ( Koran , Nathan) .

nollyj:
I am not in Whatsapp. You can connect with me on Skype - henry.tochi

kia. I'm not on skypee. OK Pls can I have ur email address? so I could mail ya. thanks bro

nollyj:
I know this will not make sense to most people and some will even question if people make money from their android apps in Nigeria. The truth is that some Nigerians make money from their mobile apps the same way some developers in Nigeria are making from web application development.

I started developing android apps by chance late 2013 when a friend told me that he needed a simple android app. With no knowledge of android or mobile development, I went into research and started reading how to develop mobile application. Many months went by before I could wrap my head on it. When I finished with the project months later I decided that mobile application development will be fun to be doing as part-time projects.

I started trying my hands on two different types of applications. When I finished developing the applications I felt some sense of accomplishment. I quickly paid for a publisher account and hosted my apps in Google Play. I kept waiting to see downloads coming but I was disappointed months after. Negative thought of quitting android development came in but I was like since I am doing it part-time let me continue because I do not have much to lose even if I did not make any money.

I took some time out trying to understand why some developers have very successful apps in the store and why my apps are just getting 1 to 5 downloads a day. The more I read and research the better I understand how the Google Play market works.

I changed my mind set about the kind of ideas I previously have in mind to different categories of android apps. After three months of release I started seeing good result. But what happen subsequently surprised me. I started making more money that I previously thought.

The result actually gave me hope to do some more apps. This is end of 2014, a year and some months since I started developing mobile apps. My monthly revenue from my apps is around 200,000 – 250,000 Naira with almost (400,000 downloads)

Come 2015, I have taken a decision to push this revenue to 1 million Naira a month.

I know the question in your mind is how will I achieve this? I do understand that it will be difficult but I believe I can do it. I have made a long list of android apps and games I will develop next year and if many become successful I will be on my way to hit this target.

I will describe and document everything that I am doing to achieve this target on my blog (http://inducesmile.com/blog/) and other interesting information that can help make a mobile app successful.

As a developer, have you drawn up your target for 2015? If you have and want to share, please kindly come forward and do so.

I wish you all happy Christmas and successful 2015

wow bro thanks for the motivation. really needed that. pls can I contact u via wassap? there r a lot of things I wanna clarify from you. thanks

lordZOUGA:
@nollyj, your app doesn't look interesting. Is this the real app or is it in pre-alpha stages?

Those that are saying that this is a nice app. What? Please share what's nice about it.

To be honest, I don't understand. Were you on a deadline to launch the app?

I would start telling you what's wrong with the app but that would effectively mean recreating the app. So.. nah man.

You can do better than this. Much better.

Haba bro. the least u could have done was to add a line or two of encouragement even if u were to critique too. everybody may not be as good as u in programming or design but......u were once like them. it comes with experience and time.....and maybe good lines of encouragement. one day we'll GWR there (maybe even be better than u) I actually didn't expect that from you.

Op its all good. thank God for the design. I really love the UI and creativity behind it. but work with the advice given by others, ESP the icons part. Rome wasn't built in a day. peace

princeemmac:
They were not living long. They just didnt know they were dying silently from it. Especially those that were always cooking

point of correction sir...they WERE LIVING LONG, AT LEAST LONGER THAN US ( EVEN WITH OUR SO CALLED TECHNOLOGY) in case you don't know.....advancement in technolgy has complicated the society. and even though its saving lives, its destroying more than it saves. that's y with every increase in tech. there is almost always outbreak in diseases, new weapon of mass destruction, oil craze madness etc. lets faced it, the simpler man kind lives, the better for him. technology is a necessary evil. it helps but has drastic effects

sheedy407:
Work for nigeria

let me help u finish it. work for Nigeria.......NOTHING FOR YOU. meanwhile someone with pot belly is stealing money in abuja as I'm typing this and he's going to receive a national honour

NemzySeries:
Av had quite a lot but d 1 I caan remember @ dis mment wuz ma primary sch crush whom I l8r found out wuz in dsame boarding sch wit ma kid brodas & back den ma dad wuz intensively jobless so I wrote a letter tru DHL(one of ma kid brodaz) to her & left 4 sch(a day sch) so while ma dad wuz. Preparing to take ma brodaz back to sch he decided to search deir bags 4 any contraband stuffs bkos dat man hates embarrassment & dat wuz aw he saw d letter I sent in one of ma brodaz bad & he tuk it,read & above tuk d 600h(20box note mint) in included in d letter & bought fuel 4 hiz car n l8r in d evening in. Front of d remaining hauz hold he wuz like "Nehemiah,seem u av alotta money so I tuk d 1 u sent ur brodas to give ur galfwend & bought fuel 4 ma car".......& immediately he said dat I xperience d ma 1st menstrual cramp as a man

....nw dsame man wanna kw who I'm dating & all dat,he even gets more xcited more dan me who is directly in d relationship

Lol....you must be from a family of comedians.

hi guys. please a friend of mine wants to do her I.T in lagos preferably these food factories e.g golden penny, flour mill e.t.c she studied food technology. any one with any idea or contact at all should pls pm me. thanks a lot in advance.

hey guys. please i really need some help on this. trying to create a little app that lets users uploads a file and file in the edit text boxes and upload them all at the same time. now i can do any of the task alone (i can upload text or i can upload files). but i need help on how to upload them all at the same time. ill really appreciate any help i can get. thanks guys.

Sile12:
12. Muritala Muhammad International Airport, Lagos, Nigeria.

it was like i was watching a colour tv screen until the moment i saw murtala airport.... i was like, who turned my tv to black and white?? . i love naija till i die

Atlantian:
America and their Lies. This car may not be as strong as KIA, but trust America to hype and lie about it. This is all intimidation and threat. This car is just a regular car overhyped to keep the concurrent fraud on the servicing and logistics budget going.

I pity you. you're so used to the lies our politicians sat that you think every govt lies like the Nigerian govt. FYI.......that isn't all the specifications the car comes with. the purposely shielded some from the press so as not to totally expose the strength of the beast.

lordZOUGA:
Hello Everyone,

There seem to be a trend by banks in Nigeria to create subpar android mobile app for their services. So, I decided to start re-creating their interfaces with Material Design to see if I can illustrate a better app that will be intuitive to use.

I based it on Access Bank's mobile app because that is the one I use a lot and have had a lot of frustrating experiences with it.

Attached are activities with most elements.

In the current Access Bank app, there about 3 separate actvities for fund transfer. I really don't know why that is.

There should be a Navigation drawer, for easily switching the current account in use anywhere in the app.

https://i.imgur.com/XtHdkxP.png

bro i sent u a mail. please reply. its about a job offer from someone.are you intrested?

Brugo:
.

Who remembers Jabberjaw. ...... "no respect, no respect!"

https://www.wallpapers-junction.com/Cartoons/Images/Jabberjaw-Wallpaper.jpg

Then I learnt to tie my shoe lace from an episode of King Rollo

https://www.thechestnut.com/rollo/ep6-02.jpg

Those were the days.

kia. see tears in my eyes. miss those times. always wanted to grow up quickly.....now I wish I could grow down

lordZOUGA:
Hello Everyone,

There seem to be a trend by banks in Nigeria to create subpar android mobile app for their services. So, I decided to start re-creating their interfaces with Material Design to see if I can illustrate a better app that will be intuitive to use.

I based it on Access Bank's mobile app because that is the one I use a lot and have had a lot of frustrating experiences with it.

Attached are activities with most elements.

In the current Access Bank app, there about 3 separate actvities for fund transfer. I really don't know why that is.

There should be a Navigation drawer, for easily switching the current account in use anywhere in the app.

https://i.imgur.com/XtHdkxP.png

hi Bro. I've Downloaded the pencil mock up installer through the link u posted. but I understand its just for creating mock ups. but pls do u have an app I can use to design ui views? I'll really app. also pls can I chat privately with u on wassap? thanks sir

KingEbukasBlog:
Lol ... that stare though

buhari is saying......." See him face. gay supporter. if you try me come my hotel room for night i go bite you"

lordZOUGA:
Thanks man.

Material design is a design language created by Google. Its core concept is to look at UI components as materials. As a result components have the look and feel of lying on top of each other. Just the same way a physical object would.

Google created it as a way to help developers create a unified UI across devices.

See the whole document here: https://www.google.com/design/spec/material-design/introduction.html

ohhhh OK. thanks . pls can I have ur no to add you on wassap. I got a lot I really need to learn from you and ask pls. I'll really appreciate it. thanks

lordZOUGA:
Hello Everyone,

There seem to be a trend by banks in Nigeria to create subpar android mobile app for their services. So, I decided to start re-creating their interfaces with Material Design to see if I can illustrate a better app that will be intuitive to use.

I based it on Access Bank's mobile app because that is the one I use a lot and have had a lot of frustrating experiences with it.

Attached are activities with most elements.

In the current Access Bank app, there about 3 separate actvities for fund transfer. I really don't know why that is.

There should be a Navigation drawer, for easily switching the current account in use anywhere in the app.



https://i.imgur.com/XtHdkxP.png

mennnn bross. you be chairman abeg. i still recall the help and advice you gave me when i was stucked on my contacts app. thanks a lot. the bank app views are superrrrr cool. oh by the way...what is material design please? thumbs up

awoll:
yeah, this has me going, almost brought me to tears, did actually, honestly!!!

but no one has mentioned, on your marks is BRIGHT SPARKS,

the if you live on PIGEON'S STREET, here are the people you will meet, here are the people who will say hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye!!

then BERTHA, lovely bertha, lol

also the english programme, brushstrokes,

my faves were rentaghost, alo alo, fawlty towers, telematch!!, jake and the fat man, moon lightning, those days were the best!!

i loved watching the ava advert from youtube, then the hey joygirl, aawww, wish i could go back in time(the 80's/early nineties-93 precisely!!!)for just one week!!!

kia girl.....wats wrong with you? you want to make me cry now abi? I really missed bright sparks sha. remember thunder sub, secrets of the sand, the wild rose, Santa barbra, egoli....place of gold? I've got a million of them but tears won't let me write.

freecocoa:
Aww! Sweet memories.

My brother loved Sholay(watched it repeatedly), those policemen made him laugh in a way I'm yet to understand.

Those movies were the in thing those days.

Indian movies and novels(especially Mills & boons) shaped my idea of what a boyfriend should be.

and I hope life and reality has unshaped it?

bakenda:
A lot of applications nowadays are sms-enabled. In this tutorial I'm going to show you how to integrate
sms-sending capability into your applications, some of the common uses of sms in applications include:
sending a custom message to a user after signing up, or after making a purchase on an ecommerce site,
automatic birthday greetings and of course the familiar bank transaction alerts("Godwin",lol), there could be
countless other creative uses, the idea is the same as we are going to see.

[size=13pt]What you need[/size]

Now, to sms-enable your application, you need access to an sms gateway api...and the documentation.
An example of such is the one provided by Supertext:

[/b]

This is a RESTful HTTP API, you can consume it in whatever language you use.
Here, we are going to be speaking PHP, but the principle is the same for all languages.

Most sms api's are in this form. If you type that api url in a browser, something happens, an sms gets
sent if everything is rigth, a response is returned in any case.

Now, the question to ask is how do we open that url programatically i.e within an application.
In the answer to that question lies the crux of the matter.

[b][size=13pt]Filesystem functions and cURL to the Rescue[/size]

The api url can be viewed as a resource or as a file with some content, when you open it, some textual
content is returned as a response, that means we can use filesystem functions like file(), fopen(),
file_get_contents() to programatically open the api url and achieve what we want.

The cURL library can also be used to achieve the same end, and this seems to be what is often used in practice,
but here we are going to take an illustrative example using the file() function.

[size=13pt]An Example[/size]

Let's say you want to send an sms automatically to users after they sign up for your application.
The signup form essentially consists of the Name(name), Email Address(email), Password(password), and GSM Number(gsm) fields.
You already have access to an sms gateway api.
To make things neat, let's write a standalone function for sending sms that we can always call to get the job done.

Here we go...

[b][/b]

nice tutorial bro. really appreciate it. but please in case its an asp application. how can i go about it using my php SMS api? thanks in advance

and pls wats d use of the bot? thankz

PasD:
I could just know the kind of spirits that possesed people without even seeing the demons!
I saw so many things jare. I'm tired.......will come bak later. I have studio work wen am bk I may continue
God bless u friends!

thanks a lot for the insight bro. really appreciat it. God bless u. amennnnn

PasD:
Ok.
Let me talk about him living in Europe.
Many people think satan lives in Africa. Possible because of the level of violence and corruption here. But the truth is, satan revealed that he lives in Europe!

And then he told me that humans owe him apologies! That they ofter accuse him of the crimes he didn't commit! Can u imagine that?
But hey, I saw his hate for humans. No matter how he tried to hide it, I saw his hate for humans.
He said to me that his greatest fear is in the future (I'm yet to find out what that means though)

When I gather the courage I will talk about his connection with islam. But I'm careful I dnt want to be banned.

thanks for replying....although it was short sha o. anyways its quite true he hates us deeply....Becos we remind him of God.....we were made in Gods image and it was a man in person of Jesus that disgraced him. that's y he is angry. I guess he is scared of his 1,000 years captivity in the bottomless pit. he has never been locked up before or chained so apart from the embarrassment its also painful. revelation talks abt it. concerning Islam....many people believe that since that is the religion and group that hates Christians and Christianity most, the anti Christ would come out from there. plus its the largest most successful self destroying religion... though no scriptural backup sha. pls share more jor. really learnt a lot from them. cheers. God bless...also concerning his story that he told you....wat did he say he did? off course it would have been garnished with delicious lies.# justcurious

PasD:
Its been close to seven months now I saw this very troubling vision. I have just told it to two people. This testimony is true.

28th december 2014, around 4pm, it looked like I had been sleeping (I don't understand how it happened up till now). Then I woke up into another world more real that this physical world.
I saw my self with two other people walking into a broken gate. After that gate was other two broken gates. The 'man' leading us was not extra-ordinary at all but he was young (mid 30s).
As we walked into the 1st broken gate, we entered into a place so wide, with an impression of a burnt house (but there was no sign of fire).
I saw many thing but let me just go towards the end of my vision.
Minutes later we heard an announcement "make way!!! He's coming!!!"
I looked back and saw three dogs. Two of the dogs were very violent tearing apart everything they come in contact with. But the third? Phew!
He was way to small to be their leader but the seemed to fear him! He would give them a stare and just suddenly they would stay calm with great reverence!
As they came closer, the smaller dog materialized into a 'person'.
How can I describe this being? Let me try.
I cannot really say he's a man or a woman but he looked like a woman. Fair, beautiful, slim, without breasts or the figure of a woman.
He (actually he is not a he...he had no gender) had a very smoothe skil like what I have never seen all my life!
Approaching us with an elegant smile. When he introduced himself as Lucifer I could hardly believe him.

Believe me, in the real sense, satan looked nothing like satan. He looked more like one of those pretty news casters you see on CNN. His smile 'perfect'.

There was this charm about him that will make you fall in love with him at 1st sight, I did! He seemed to be calm, innocent and welcoming.
Then he assured us that no one will harm us here. He gave us every assurance that he was in charge, an he was!
Looking at him, you would never believe he is the architect of all the evils going on on earth today!
He looked so intelligent, informed, educated, morally sound, and.......terrible! He was awesome to look upon.
When he introduced himself at first I laughed so hard and wondered why such a beautiful man/woman would admire to be addressed with such cruel name as lucifer!
But there was something else about him. He seemed not to be aware of what's going on on earth. He seemed to be dependent on others for information! He asked me a lot of questions and I wondered as I saw his interest in such matters! He is not omnipresent after all!
Then I asked him where he lived. He said he lives in the Europe (note: he looked like a white man-woman).
Something else amazed me. He told the truth! He won my admiration! He told me his story and I started seeing God as unfair!
Then something inside of me started getting real uncomfortable because I was loving him!

Just then, the man that led us to that spiritual world warned me to be careful. The more satan talked the more I agreed with him. He's so perfect in his speech that his lies are so true!

Let me stop here....many more things to say.

so true. pls finish. I'm following attentively

Paulscholari:
Op...
My contribution


I have seen some things in my dreams and visions, we
humans are just the little brother in the whole universe... I
have been asked by this demons and even satan himself
to come and serve him, but i reject his offer, the last they
entice me was offering me a red baby dragon that with it i
will have everything i want, i refuse. Attimes they teach
me some strange things like holding a little snake in your
hand and you step on the sand, dogs will run mad at you,
even the mudrach or whatever you call it by turning the
finger in certain position, I didn't know its relevant and
name until when i hit this thread, Attimes i walk hell
seeing strange things like large snakes, boiling fire in a
pots, demons, female demons with seven head and lots
but when they see me and knew I don't belong they do
something that make me return, maybe i have my third
eye open in a way I can't hold different strange demonic
names, oh gosh, when i wake up from this night visions
and journey, i just dust myself and move on with my life, i
had my share with the other side too, unmh, angels,
cherubims, Jesus, the throne of God, God. the day i slip
before the throne before i could get any closer, order was
given for my immediate return before i gaze upon the face
of the Almighty but the day i finally encountered Him, I
was like an ant before him, the energy and power that
come from him was enormous, it glued me to my feet i
couldn't move, I fell on my knees it was automatic, i
couldn't even talk self, He has a very large sword, I
thought He is going to cut me into two, He walked pass
me, i didn't see His face, His face was covered with
darkness or dark clouds..... The devil, he is just like a
normal angel very cunning and very beautiful, too bad a
beauty to waste and his demons are ugly, although they
can pretend to be beautiful but that of the devil is
exceptional.. Jesus is the only one as God, very calm with
a love eyes, you can't look into His eyes and not fall in
love. He overcame the devil in human form and was lifted
up in that same human form to God in the highest
heavens, that awed every living being in the universe
(overcoming the most Cunning, wise devil even in human
form) and He was raised to that greatest height with and
to God in human form that's the reason why we have
power over the devil and all evil spirits, the reason why
every other spirits are interested in the human race...


Quote:

. hmmmmm u seem to have a remarkable gift. thank God for his grace on u. y don't u pls share more revelations and teachings Pls. thanks