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eddy1977:
The Pope rode in a $20K mini car as a proof of humility?
Wow!
I guess He would have been even more humble if He rode a Donkey.

abi? me that use to enter okada to church or trek sometimes wen I'm rich what will they now say? let multiply 20 thousand dollars into naira first

I didn't mind your bragging till I got to the place u said u can only be broke if there is no God. pls stop that ma.

in the third pic y is the girl on the right looking at the bride like.......kiaaaaaaa so last last he dumped aunty bidemi for her?

strange but true. however just one thing I'm wondering.....the story says he pulled down his shorts and did the absurd act. now while the man was doing it.....was the woman just sitting down comfortably or she told him pls don't spray it on me....cos I don't get this story. seeing a man pulling down his shorts in front of you will normally make any woman flee. so y did this one wait till he poured akamu on her before running for help. I think the story no complete.

Fulaman198:
You are correct, but not every Engineering/CSC student from Nigeria studies in Nigeria. A lot study abroad and come back to Nigeria.

well that's true sha. u gat a point. good luck to op

Fulaman198:
Doesn't it depend on what university he/she attends?

bro from my experience naija unis don't teach industry standards and current technologies. if am wrong Pls correct me

LaraiBoluwaji:
My birthday was in August

Lol. then u must have put a wrong birth date on ur profile cos Nl celebrated ur birthday yesterday on fhe birth days corner. Pele

CUMPOLICE01:
i laff........ Demand is more than supply...... Yu wud grow old waiting till yu re-write yur piece...... Its beta u have group of skilled programmers dan wanting 1 person to do it all............ Nd dude having degree in CSC is crap........ I dnt have degree in css buh am way beta dan many csc cert. Holders...... Take it or leave it.... Byeeeeee

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haaaaaa. see as he dey call requirements as if na two times one table e dey read. op for ur info all those requirements u mentioned are very very difficult to see. u mentioned bsc in computer sc. imagine d person finished school at 25, nysc 27 , that means to learn all those technologies would take him up to 40 years. Becos in the university they don't teach such. after you entrepreneurs would be offering 80 k and saying take it or leave it. good luck sha with ur guilder ultimate computer search sha. byeeee too

LaraiBoluwaji:
For someone begging, you lack any atom of humility, and you have this sense of entitlement that is nauseating.

A lady I used to work with carried blocks and sold pure water to sponsor her way through school. Get off your ass and go hustle.

And please stop writing in shorthand. It is very irritating to the eyes.

calm down na. don't pick on him so hard. most times things r not always as they seem ( although that's no excuse for him to be lazy sha) happy birthday. hope I'm d first to wish u (12:28 am)

Hey guys those of you who have are in or have friends in the universities studying computer science and have difficult projects to do.... pm me and ill help out for just a token. I'll also provide documentation chapter by chapter on the project for ur supervisor. spread the word.

cococandy:
It makes no sense. He's already been beaten to stupor. Plus it's very barbaric.
Unless they want to kill him. I won't be surprised though.

my dear we r in Nigeria o. anything goes. wat can we do?

cococandy:
Is that man sitting on him?

yes o. its necessary. or u want make the man collect the second Okada?

nickibarb:
So my husband cheated on me some months ago right, i realised this when i came across numerous flirtatious messages on his whatsapp (you might remember me from my previous posts). The drama resulting from that discovery was so complicated, i don't even have the strength to go there. Anyways, my reason for this post is that I am obsessed with paying him back in his own coin. I think i'm way too hot for that insult he meted out to me like does he think because i have two kids I am like totally off the market? The first two guys i flirted with as payback (via the same whatsapp) were falling over themselves to get with me. My husband saw the messages (i'm glad he did) and it drove him crazy, he was swearing fire and brimstone about what he'll do to any guy that messes with me. Right now, I don't feel any love for my husband, I kinda told him that already. He broke my heart and I don't think it can ever heal. I'm only here in this marriage co-habitation cause he has some money (i like the entitled life) and of course I would love to give the kids a two-parent home. (I have some cash of my own though but he has a lot more).

I totally ignore my husband now, I don't give a hoot about whether he comes home or not. Some days ago, after staying away for like forever, he came home ready to give a million explanations about his whereabouts but i wasn't interested, i just carried on a conversation with him like i didn't notice he had been absent (the same explanation i used to literally beg him for). It's making him so uncertain and shaky and i'm loving it. Looks like he enjoyed the attention i used to give him before when i used to whine about him not calling me and not coming home. Now i don't give a f*** and he knows it. Anyways, I probably won't cheat unless i meet a really classy, enlightened, well travelled young-man , the type i'm usually attracted to (like my husband), for now i just feel like ranting. Most Nigerian men are not my type anyway. I'm 27 so i'm not that old. This n**** messed with the wrong wife. Its been a slow boring day at work today maybe clients are already in pre-independence celebratory mode, so i'm available to read your comments. try and be nice okay *tougueout.

without wasting much of ur time or my time, I'll just go straight. 1. from ur above narration i can see that you still love ur husband. the pain is only hiding it from your eyes.
2. from your narration i can see it feels so good to hurt him. revenge is so sweet. however it has a bitter pill too. after all that has been said and youll look at urself in the mirror and ask how you could stoop so low. I admire you. you r really a strong woman. you pulled out of the pain and didn't commit suicide as Planned by Gods grace . no need to spurn that grace and commit the same sin he did. you're better than that. I know you are. prove me right. don't do it.

remi4ever:
LOL!! Bad man..

Lol. abi?

INTROVERT:
MAGNETO of course

introvert once I remove the helmet.......the rest is the introduction of me entering ur mind. the strongest of then all is prof x cos he can enter any ones mind and control them. imagine me in ur mind introvert. I'll turn you to extrovert

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illuminatic:
Can anyone build a forum nairaland for me on Blogger cos am tired of changing host? I want the script to be on blogger platform and have AdSense feature like ladysnote.com and search engine friendly also.

young man...... how can u build a forum on blogger? blogger is strictly for blogs na. its like you working in uba and going to gtb to collect salary from them. however if you want a forum like nl done for you, holla me, and ill speedily get it done. ( i just hope you wont say you want to host it on yahoo mail)

Lizabeth25:
Scripture:

“Because you belong to Him [Christ Jesus], the power of the life-giving Spirit has freed you from the power of sin that leads to death.” Romans 8:2

Forgiveness is freeing. Through Jesus Christ, you have freedom from the power of sin and death in your life! This feeling of freedom can also be felt when you forgive others.

I'm sure we all remember our Lord's prayer? Especially that line that says " Forgive us our trespasses so that we can forgive those that trespass against us!

Whatever and whoever have offended you, learn to forgive them for your sake! So that you can have a peaceful and free mind.

God bless you as you begin to let go and forgive.

I love you in Christ...

nice write up Liz . keep it up

AdaNri1:
I thought he was married to a Catherine that worked with NTA.

me too o. esp after I watched lekki wives

empamfel:
how much does it cost to design and program a portal for a university

depends on the capabilities and functions of the sites. if your integrating school fees payment we looking at a million naira upward. online registration? course allocation, online teaching? all this might make it enter 2 mil to 2.5 mill

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crixtex:
Well dats true.... buh y must d devil b fighting a lost battle sef

well.....if I tell u y u won't believe. but do u believe that the devil still thinks he can win God? are u aware that the devil is one of the wisest if not the wisest angel. so he knows abt wars and God more than almost any created being ( angels, spirit and humans) but his strong point ( his wisdom) is also his weak point ( pride and over calculation ) that's y wen he nailed Jesus to the cross in his almost perfect man.....he actually didn't know he tied his own hand with the rope . tired of typing. ask God to shed more light.

crixtex:
Willu b meaning d false priest dat wud b by his side during ds times??

yes sir. the devil knows that we humans are very religious . be won't be able to fully control the inhabitants of the world without using a religious puppet that men will be hooked to. the anti Christ would take care of the political science. while the false priest will manage the most inortant scene. the religious .

ebenice:
I constantly heard the term new order and world order and new times but I never heard him use the term new world order. I don’t know why.
At staggering rates people were buying right into this plan that this man was releasing through the airwaves. There was no resistance. No one was fighting it. No one was saying anything publicly against it.
The man that I saw on the television, the man that could do signs and wonders and fix all the problems, I will never forget his face. As long as I live I will never forget his face. His face was almost supernatural in appearance. He was almost too perfect. For lack of better terms, he was the most handsome man I had ever seen. This man had everything going together for him, everything. He had kind of a chiseled look about his face. And everything about his appearance was almost perfect. When he spoke, there was a very strange quality about him.

that's because he would be Satan incarnate one of the very few people embedded with full powers of the archangel satan. please op continue. this ur revelation has made me understand so many things. wow. thanks a lot. but one question I have op. please was there any relationship BTW this man and a religious important personality. I know y I'm asking

MMAngelMichael:
A colleague of mine says she has given her life to Christ, but each time she sleeps, she sees herself with the waist downwards as a fish and the waist upward as human sitting on a throne. And she often sees a woman pulling her into a river but she sees herself locked in a cell crying to her to please let her go. She was dedicated to the marine kingdom as a child. She asked me if that means she is not truly saved or does she need deliverance before she can be bornagain?

She says she knew she needed deliverance, which she has been undertaking, but was not sure if she should consider herself as a bornagain since she is not yet wearing the garment of righteousness instead she is still wearing the mammy water half fish half human garment.

I didn't know how to advice her. What advice can bornagain Christians give her?

first and foremost SHE IS A BORN AGAIN IF TRULY SHE CONFESSED JESUS WITH HER MOUTH AND BELIEVED IN HER HEART. don't let people on the forum deceive you. almost everyone who gives his or her life to Christ also has spirits in them (just that the demons in question are hiding quietly) so they'll come here and be giving professional spiritual advice. meanwhile all your friend needs to do is go for intensive deliverance. pm for more explanations

mrjojo:
aiite, it all good. Try n calm down next time though. 1love

I admire ur maturity.

effissyman:
i understand wat u'r trying to portray bt mayb i should make it clear like this....
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Do U Understand Me Sir?

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