₦airaland Forum

BALLOSKI:
Wow!

If this guy I so admire could be this offensive, then I cease to admire him from today.



*looks at my shelf, picks the books : "gifted hand and the other one , throw them into the dustbin*

if u like throw his book into space....it doesn't remove one gray hair from his head. * picks up the book gifted hand from my shelf and starts reading.

emmyw:
for how much?

and ur answering him. that's how they scam u people and you'll be opening threads . how can he give u 20k members in a day? na him create Facebook?

twoondei:
Never really got punished until the day class teacher put me in charge of writing names of noise makers. He came back and saw the class very rowdy, na so him call me out to lie down on one long bench. Six strokes and fourteen years after, I still remember the color of the shirt and tie he wore that day.
The cane landed in the very centre of my back where hand no dey reach.
That thing has a way of permanently registering memories.


Igbobi college that year, 1997, you waka anyhow near field, seniors go "obtain" all your money.

up ic...say say say. nice bro. hope it wasn't ambali? finished 01. u?

marycool18:
Please to anyone who has knowledge on why people do court marriage, and if courts don't honour marriages done without the court marriage in legal matters, please do me well to explain, thankyou

wen a marriage was done via court wat it means is that both parties have invited the law or government as the final say in their marriage in event of separation or divorce. women often opt for this kind of marriage Becos it defends them from oppression or neglect from their husband, especially in the time of divorce...e.g the court would specify the amount of money the husband must give her, properties to be shared equally etc. a marriage done in court can only broken up by the court. but since its quick, time and money saving, most couples opt for it now Becos of the economic situation with fully comphrending the pros and coins of it. hope this info suffices you?

aspirebig:
Very real sad experience.

But guy, you funny, no be small. I like this part "I looked at the soap, the soap looked at me"

I never knew soap has eyes.

Next time, pls buy phones only from shops.

or phones that don't have eyes.

chiggie:
07064595739 thanks

k. I've added u up. u can remove ur no now

chiggie:
I'm also interested . if u don't mind

. nope I don't...freely I received and freely I give. are u on wasssap?

ride on sir. we following

OLAADEGBU:
God doesn't play dice.

nice teachings and comics. pls finish posting them. God bless

INTROVERT:
Stop sleeping on public buses... next time they touch you, shout but don't lay your hand on him.






if I say I don't enter public buses, they will have my head
I DONT ENTER PUBLIC BUSES.

i just had your head...

Carlcaresophia:
Hi, you can try to take your phone, along with your receipt or warranty card, to our Carlcare Service Center, below please find contact information of our service center in Lagos. Our colleagues there will try to help you with it. Thank you!

1. No.77, Opebi Road, Ikeja , Lagos State , Nigeria +23480022752273/08138615848
2. Digital Square,2nd Floor,No.20,Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja, Lagos State, Nigeria +2349036003533
3. No 55,kofo, abayomi avenue, apapa, Lagos State, Nigeria +2348091339530
4. 1205,Ahmodu Ojikutu Street, Off Bishop Oluwole Street, Victoria island, Lagos State , Nigeria +2348066153123/9039209279

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oh OK. thanks

Aisha95:
My life force is gradually fading away. . .
Each moment, am alone, sitted in the confines of my room, I experience a sudden surge of suicidal rush. I have fought hard to defeat this feeling but its effect in me is overwhelming.
To me; life is meaningless. It's no longer worth living.
I don't know what else to do with my life.

aisha its OK. I know how u feel dear. are u on wassap? u want to talk about it?

FlorenceBee:
Thank you sir,you won't believed tears came to my eyes just now.. because I just realised that the holy spirit just spoke through you..

its well sister.God loved u. AND HE'S NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET. HE DIDN'T BRING YOU THIS FAR JUST TO ABANDON YOU.

Itulah:
Disregard that information, you do not require 'custom recovery' on a bricked device before restoration.
Items needed are:
1) Computer (Laptop or Desktop)
2) Downloaded x509 Stock ROM (which will include 'scattered file by default)
3) SP-Flash Tool
4) USB cable
5) PDaNet Driver
That's all.

but the x509 stock ROM isn't listed out on ur site. any where I can get it? Pls can I have ur contact? its really urgent

Itulah:
Download infinix Stock ROM, and procedure to unbrick your phone. Visit: http://itulahakhere..com/2015/08/download-infinix-all-stock-rom.html

also bro I checked the site and the ROM for infinix zero 2 ( x509) isn't there? Pls wat should I do?

can't believe mortal combat and street fighter aren't there. nice one op.

Itulah:
Look, get yourself a PC, download your phone Stock ROM, SP-Flash Tools and every other tools you will require here. Visit: http://itulahakhere..com/2015/08/download-infinix-all-stock-rom.html

thanks Sir. God bless. but pls how can I install custom recovery into the bricked phone?

orogodoganyin:
was jst listening to 'gbese re o...'

Lol......and me was just listening to ti Ba mu e.......a

jideprof:
Do U Have A Custom Recovery Installed?

no sir. how can I install it now on it?

jideprof:
What Caused The Brick? Is Is A Soft Brick Or Hard Brick?

soft brick. caused wen trying to do updating

jideprof:
What Caused The Brick? Is Is A Soft Brick Or Hard Brick?

soft brick. caused wen trying to do updating

hi guys. pls I need some advice on what to do. my infinix zero 2 phone has bricked. can anyone help me out on what to do pls, of anywhere in lagos I can flash it? pls help a brother out.thanks guys

AutosBay:
This happened today along Ughelli Express way in Delta state. A bus hit and killed some cows on a highway.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/08/as-seen-in-delta-state-today-photos.html?m=1

so cows can die? cos the way u see them majestically walking on. the road you'll think the just ate d tree of life finish. anyway.....scores is 3-0. those guys don't joke with their cows o........he that has legs.....let him....(fill in the gap somebody)

ClintonNzedimma:
Why not use 2 pages for one content one for mobile, one for desktop, redirect via javascript or php.
Dont know why many webmasters like responsive design

bro thanks but in a situation whereby i have 50 pages to do that will require constant updating, will i now be going through the first set of 50 for desktop then the next set of 50 for mobile? thats stressful na. thanks anyway sha.

IamGodzilla:
http://getbootstrap.com Bootstrap

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.yea. thanks sir. but I've already design it finished. the site is finished already.can anything be done again?

Akeelahtunez:
I saw dis in my area can't just stop laughing

its for the gods children na...won't the children eat too

hello guys. please i have a webpage that im working on. however i just discovered that it is not responsive and i need to turn it into a responsive web page so wen its viewed on a mobile phone, the viewer doesnt need to pinch and zoom the page. pls can any one help or give me a tutorial on how to effect that? its really urgent. thanks a lot

slimmyprince:
[color=#990000][/color]my name is adeleke prince adewunmi I stay at ibadan challenge.....and my younger sister stays with my mum....as at 7pm on saturday night she Called. That she was on her way home from school after like 30minutes more mum received her call that she was panting that She mistakenly ended in the wrong bus and that the people in it are already hitting somethg on their head to make them sleep, next we heard on the call was a scream, when we were about asking her what road she was and we been to several stations and radio channels to no avail pls. Hlp find my sister she is funmilayo abosede hassan...nd1 local govt studiesa poly ibadan her number is 08183712310 if u hv any information pls kal mi on 07038745119 or 08077662134 my pin Is #33392409 and my watsp is 07038745119.pls help a worried heart frds and fellow nigerians.pls come to my aid.

pls just be prayerful. others in such situation have been found. she too can be found in Jesus name. amen

Lasgidy1:
I am 30 years, a contract staff in a commercial bank with a low income of abt 60k, Although I have my HND, but as a result of the trending dichotomy between HND and Bsc holders, I have recently opted for a direct entry programme to enable me brace up with current workforce demands.
My girlfriend, on the other hand is a final year student in a reputable Nigerian university. I don't understand why it is at this point of my current desire to go for a degree that she would get pregnant . For the record, I love my girlfriend so much that I don't want to loose her. Dear nairalanders, I need your candid advise on whether to keep the baby or not. Matured advise pls
Cc: lalasticlala, seun, ishilove...

when u took her to bed and did the deed, you didn't call anyone for advice........ now that your deed has been done you r asking if u should keep it or not. ....abortion? bro just invite me to the naming ceremony of the Baby to eat rice. may God bless you with twins. say amen.

SHOPPERS:
Sweeet business bro. Lazy me know all the ways to do it but just won't start.

You can make money even if you don't know what C# stands for other than a music note. There is app flipping. Buy an app from a developer, then make it for free and add adverts on it by google or whoever you want to use. Then share your links on android forums for faster downloads and the rest. You can also sell it to higher pricers if you've gat a good idea.

Nollyj, you like the edu niche so much. Good for Nigerians. If you are planning to start too, you can start it out in the beauty tips for black babes niche. Health niche too is bubbling up.

I'm hoping to get my system by the end of the month sha. God help me, playstore go hear am.

sir how do u mean add adverts on Google in the app. pls explain more

MykaelX:
I have a lot of Nostalgia cartoons and Tv shows which were shown on sky one,NTA 2 channel 5,10,7,8 etc BOP TV,UK GOLD,the childrens channel,Sky Movies,Cartoon Network etc.I wanna help anyone remember their Nostalgia.Below is some of what i have: Allo Allo,Alvin and the chipmunks,Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin,Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers,Adventures of the little Prince(incomplete), Astro and the Space Mutts,Battle of the Planets,Bionic 6,Blackstar,Bravestarr,Captain N:Game Master,Care Bears,Chuck Norris and the Karate Commandos,C.O.P.S,Centurions,Danger Mouse,Defenders of the Earth,Dennis the Menace,Denver the last dinosaur,Dogtanian and the three muskehounds,Dungeons and Dragons,Fat Albert andthe cosby kids,Flash Gordon,Fraggle Rock,Galtar and the Golden Lance,Gummi Bears,Gijoe,He-man and the masters of the Universe,Inspector Gadget,Inhumanoids,Jayce and the Wheeled warriors,Jem,Karate Kid,Kidd Video,MASK,Mysterious Cities of gold,Police academy(incomplete),Pole Position,Rambo,Robobcop,Robotix,The real ghostbusters,Sabre Rider and the star sheriffs,Silverhawks,Spiral Zone,Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles,Little Nemo,Ulysses 31,Visionaries,Voltron-Lion Force,Voltron Vehicle force,Vytor the starfire champion,Thundersub,Thundercats,Transformers,Secret squirrel,superted,Robin of sherwood,Faulty towers,Some mothers do have them,Sledgehammer,the wonder years,Brush Strokes,Jane Eyre,Dempsey and Makepeace,TOM GRATTANS WAR,Smurfs,Jabberjaw,Victor and Hugo,the real adventures of jonny quest,Moonlighting and many more.Will gladly share with anyone who wants but i wont be available in Nigeria till middle of september..Just sending a heads up.P(#)

bro pls I'm so much interested. when will u be bk and where do u stay? thanks

graciousolo:
Reminds one of the allegations around Michel Obama.

that she's a transgender too?