franchasng:
Hello Maryam Sanders, have they released you from jail so fast

I was thinking you have sense oo
Everylady cannot be same as your sister Maryam

This one will end up being a dead beat baby daddy
You weren't bothered about contracting a sexually transmitted disease, na your type go finally marry and your wife will cheat on you or give you another man's child to raise.

I pray your gf dumps your ass so you can continue your miserable life alone.
What advice are you seeking sef?

You need a website and forum named koboland so everything go complete.

Wantedmiller:
is this a story or your opinion?

Remove that "most" joor and be serious with life.

Can you truly be happy if your wife is more successful than you? if yes, then you are likely from a more civilized society.

MJBOLT:

most women become something else the moment they are more successful than their partner.

Success changes both Male and female sir

Rip

Happyguy201:


do love exist ? park one side abeg .

Fu*k off

franchasng:
oh yeah, China is building 1000 bed hospital in 6 days!! That's money talking!!


Without money, men are doomed in our present world, you need money to live a happy life now whether u like it or not!

Woman should be the least problem on the mind of any reasonable man today. There are billions of good ladies out there, you can't know them if you shut your heart and rilling in pains that you lost one unforgiven chick, say who die

Money is good but doesn't solve all problems
He's inlove, I bet you don't know what love is

What if money is not his problem at the moment which obviously isn't ?
You people should learn to advice accordingly biko
If he wanted business ideas, he knows the perfect section for it.

franchasng:
You need to focus on making more money so that you can replace your car battery which to me is the most important thing here.....forget about the girl...when its time to settle down, if you are a wise guy with open eyes, trust me, you will definitely find a perfect lady to marry, unless you are one of those dull, non-street wise Nigerian guys who dignify mannerless ladies with a ring

Everything to you Average Nigerians is about money
This oga is even asking him to make money first, then buy car battery
oh chim

I dont think there's anything wrong with having sexual fantasies though...

I love virgin guys
free from STDs, HIV, Aids etc

I want one

pocohantas:


Forgive me, nne. No be birthday o, just satisfying my cravings.

Hmmm
thought someone was dieting after all the Christmas mende mende, didn't know she was enjoying....
na u biko

pocohantas:
Late post...

Didn't cook this, but I ate it.

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Cake got delivered while I was on my amala.
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More...
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I am on a cooking break

no pictures, or am I the only one who can't see anything displayed?

lolipopandy:
chaser please lemme bring basin

Shebi to knack raw dey sweet
Na d aftermath be dat.
Lucky you, you got a baby so many people contracted an incurable disease.

CHoccolaTE:


Many nairaland guys lack sense.

So he is old like this and he had mouth to call another person evening newspaper

If the poster were to be a female, by now we should be in the 10th page with his ilk calling her different names and reminding her of menopause.

Many of them are over 40 and still stup1d

ufotty2001:
Hello Nairalanders!
Please, I really need your advice most especially from matured men and women. Am a kind of person that don't like associating with ladies because I see them has distractions right from my University time now this has become part of my lifestyle am absolutely addicted to it.
This year will make me 35yrs old I don't have a girlfriend also I don't still have interest of becoming a married man yet reason because am still chasing my career and money.
Am a graduate, also I got qualified as a Chartered Accountant last year, currently am earning 120k per month, Am staying in one room apartment rent of N85k.. have Managed to save up to a N1m as savings.
When I see people earning even 40k married with 2 children I always feel as if something is wrong with me.

You see how everyone is politely asking you to take your time, dont rush, marriage is not a do or die affair etc... especially females. Nobody is pointing out that you are a MIDNIGHT NEWSPAPER, who might be needing energy drinks to stay ontop a woman for 2mins atleast.

well reason I am saying this is that I came across your post calling someone's girlfriend an evening newspaper but here you are, earning poorly, living in a self contain at 35, yet nobody is attacking you.
At 35 you should quit being silly

Quite sad
may their soul RIP

MomoAdura:
Yummy doughnuts!

Do you sell? Do you stay in PHC?
looks yummy


Sunday lunch

lol female miseducation indeed

Women are wiser than men, they already know what they want and how to get it
Men on the other hand are confused sets. They know what they want but don't know how to get it.

Low self esteem if I must say so they need their fellow man to massage their ego reason that Ubunga guy is using their head and getting the needed traffic on his blog.

Pls delete the thread, allow them wallow in their stup1dity thinking being cruel, uncouth and disrespectful makes them alfas

Each time one comes on nairaland and reads posts like this, you will think men will stop asking women out or stop getting married. Then you log out and you get a wedding invite or a private mail in your inbox from same set of "romance section warriors" insulting women all over this thread.

OP sorry ooo
I know how difficult it is to find out your mum lied at some point and your own wife is doing same to you but pls dont make it look like all the women in the world are not reliable or honest.

it is well with your soul

nwachukwu9:
I was once like you in the past. I always say if I want to marry it would be thick lady, until God revealed to me in a dream that I should forget about thick woman and marry my size. He further explained to me that the curses of trouble in marriages today is that people marry something bigger than their size. He said thick women are made for thick guys,why do you want to carry something bigger than you, someone you cannot correct

So you cannot correct a thick woman but can correct a slim lady
Loyalty is now by size okwaya? continue

@op
Life is easier with thick women

Agbaya

Las las na breast matter fit kee you.

Beautiful woman

Offpoint:
The most disturbing thing I've ever seen, was seeing a gay porn.

That 30 seconds whatsapp status was so disturbing, I felt my anus hurting me.

It still beat my imagination, how some fellas would see a door widely open, but instead choosed a closed window as their point of entry. I can't figure it out till date.

By the way, these two are INFIDEL... this is not what Islam stand for.

What took you there in the first place to the point your anus was hurting
Sure say you weren't using a d1ldo while watching

For those of you with small abunna that have patronized this seller, kindly share your testimonies with pictures.

Before and after pics pls, I want to check something

drezzyx:
SEX is stupid

Imagine going up and down just for liquid to come out.

I can imagine
quite stressful just for liquid to come out

TheRedpillguy:

Probably, I wouldn't know. But I think women like my mother stop existing since the 90s, but there could be a possibility that she was.

No wonder you ended up without proper home training and sense.
Choke on the redpills bro

TheRedpillguy:

All girls are whores,but paying one upfront is wise. If you stay in abuja u can order online. Str8t up no BS. Sex is always better then this lazy ho's

including your mum, I bet she had you from her years of "wh0rism"

vincentjk:
This can be annoying but the most annoying one to me is how I invited a girl I've been chatting on facebook with (we call ourselves besties) to my dad's burial last year, kept reminding her and she promised to come but on the burial day called and called but the number was switched off... She didn't even call back to say sorry or ask how the burial went

Since that day I locked up but I won't unfriend her, will leave her to be seeing my posts and know when I hit it real big

I think she's kinda scared due to the way I speak, some say my grammar too much for person ear

Seems like you are related to former Senator of Edo state Patrick obahiagbon....