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Who told the owner of nairaland that pen1s gives joy?

ornicus:
first question - are you ready to leave your job to manage the business?
because nigerian employees if not directly supervised will rob you blind
unless you have a way of tracking the money being made, and the power to deal with employees who steal from you, you may find the business is 'not making money'

a business that i see that always makes money is a car wash. get a good source of water, a sign, compressor, proper soap and rags and you are in business. but how do you track number of cars washed?

install a CCTV and monitor number of cars with his phone

rent a 3bedroom flat and convert it into a motel.
short time and night services..
Gradually you add a laundry service to it

or
Start a small popcorn, shawarma and pizza shop.
uwlcm

totosucker:
The man worwor sha. I'm sure this lady married him because of money.

And he married her because she's young and very beautiful.
win win situation

Era of olosho men in full display
they are nolonger ashamed

Tueh

Buhari should just ban the eating of rice in Nigeria
That way anybody caught selling Rice will be sentenced to death.
Nigeria needs to work and rice smugglers are the reason our dear country is in a mess.
say no to rice consumption
so no to smugglers

Useless country

Ahmed0336:
Hehehe tell her and loose her.

Keep her but make sure you stylishly make her quit her friendship with her end time friend

Hope her friend does not have evidence of what happened? As to the size and nature of your dick better find story tell her o. E.g I was sleeping with just boxers and your friend just walked in e.g before she ll use the size of your dick to blackmail you

Don't chat with her on social media even if you must keep it cordial.

I am in no way supporting your act but somethings are better left unsaid

Not unusual, so many of you reason this way.
A man sleeps with his fiance best friend and instead of him leaving the young woman alone, you are advising him to ''stylishly make her quit her friendship with her end time friend''
Pathetic...

desire222:
Wealth ko weather ni. A so called wealthy man that still drive Mercedes Benz that has manual transmission. His bragging is really getting on my nerves men !

bwahahahahaha

You were cheating for months and even impregnated your side chic but it's not a big deal to u
Your wife cheats on you and boom u rush to nairaland and create a thread

This one pain u well
Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.

some men are just idiotic
You were cheating on her for 6months and just one knack is getting you upset
Do a DNA on all your children if you have any because that is where the koko lies
You keep being unfaithful thinking its your birthright
So many of you deserves the kind of spouse you have
See how two of you are making a mess of the institution called marriage.

Gloriagee:
First of all, I wasn't quoting you so I'm not sure what you mean about being indirect. I was responding to ornicus and agreeing with him.

I don't care if you are poor or not. U def are not paying my Bill's n I'm too proud to beg a braggart like u.

I never said I'm at the top of my game but I def have female mentors who are at the very top of their game and I'm as certain as can be that their husbands help out.

N stop saying only poor men help their wives. Thats bull and you know it.

Broke people are usually very rich online
They always want to show off wads of cash, wristwatches, vehicle logo whenever they borrow car from friends and they can brag
Just ignore that human abeg, we no dem when they post..

adedehinbo:
they will both enjoy themselves, won't they?

Does he give head?
that is when she can enjoy sex well

adedehinbo:
u should have summon the courage to tell,he will never say no,u see we men,all of us are very cheap,we would never say no.

story
so he will turn her to his sex pet

kizwid:
Now your true identity is review.. have a good night

You are probably a native doctor somewhere forming engineer
which one is identity is review
itibolibo

Enemyofpeace:
aunty wetin guy go take that one do?

gay guy

kizwid:
you are stupid for putting "help" in your writeup

Yep stupid like your mum

LabDNA:
Tell him in clear terms you don't love him. He'll get over it with time. Everyone always does.

na today?
I have told him severally and he has refused to let me be

Vicvalentine:
Just allow yourself , communicate with em

how

I am in that place right now..
I have a young man who truly loves me, I mean he stalked me for so long, summoned the courage to talk to me and I dont know why I can't bring myself to like him atleast.

in all honesty I don't know how to reciprocate and love him back.
Someone should help me before I lose a good man because of little things I can ignore

Mouthpis:
Poor vibrator.

All Feminists are scum!!

Lol...

what if it's a guy that owns it?
a bottom

Iogobenz:
I simply said no man that is doing well and fulfilling his obligations do chores.
He can help out when he wishes to,not share chores!
Only poor men clean the house,care for the child and cook in the name of helping wifey.
You can take this to the bank.

shut up abeg
shame is catching me on your behalf

Buy her another brand of toothpaste and bathing soap and give it to her.
or ask her the name of her toothpaste, then suggests she changes it.
for the body odour ask her to get a good roll on or any good spray.
An intelligent person will decode when u constantly remind them to get those.

Iogobenz:
Late dinner.
I ate twice today.I don't know why I get so hungry these days.
Got to the place,was eating my food and a lady waiter kept interrupting
Dem no dey use eye see OG for PH
Mtcheew!
Anyways food...
Semo,bitterleaf soup(very bitter.actually tastes like nivaquin),goat meat and all...
I didn't like it at all.
Name of the place withheld before someone here that knows someone arranges for the sack of that otondo hooker masquerading as a bartender.

this should be along stadium road...

NyenwePHC:


Who cares?
Cheap whoore parading a product of shame!!
The honest truth is that all women who are proud of having kids out of wedlock are nothing but cheap piece of trash.
The only ground to be proud of motherhood is through marriages, deviating from this makes you a daughter of Devil

shut up

VicM6:
Then shut up na and dnt interfere ok.
I knw wat am saying.... i av done business with many igbo guys and live to regret it. so what are u sayin.....
That's y i like an hausa man.... An hausa man i sent an errand to help me get something from lagos, he came bk with d product and with an extra change for me saying wen he got there, the product was cheaper than i thought.....
if na yoruba man bdat, him no go return the change again but him go deliver the product give you fine fine...... but if na igbo man, plus change and product, u no go see again..... d next tin him go say armed robber rob him for road.... Wayo people

please this post was made for someone to help me find a solution and how I can get this guy arrested
You can move to the politics section and discuss tribe and be as low as you can get.
You are irritating already, mr bigot.

udemzyudex:
I ask two engrs I know in Enugu and they said they don't know him.

he lives in portharcourt
his wife and children stays here too
He is from Enugu but does not reside there.

People living around his workshop said so many people keep coming around to ask for him and all have been scammed by this same person

I have been to Twitter and tagged everyone as I was advised to but non replied me.
Just like that this guy absconded with a laptop and he's nolonger reachable

udemzyudex:
Do you have his phone number?

nolonger reachable

8 of November 2019 will make it a year since I took my laptop for repairs..

lalaaticlacla pls help

Till death do.they part...
when she dies, the union ends. for now you are the asunder in the marriage.
pls you have tried, you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.

iamjavadem:
Is Reno the only opposition? Are FFK, Fayose and co not here?

And they have not been attacked and humiliated ?
continue supporting them and their brutality, one day it will get to everybody's turn

ornicus:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10496735_fbimg1572677534000_jpeg9c580afbdba6ff2b6f75ef976e4720a1

asuquo has missed several things here

there are fantastic quality tower aluminum pots for sale in nigeria
brand new perkins generators are brought in knock down as assembled in nigeria. the soundproof cabin is Nigerian manufacture. the moment you buy a brandnew gen from jubalili and co, you are buying a mde in nigeria gen
in the same way, scanfrost home/kitchen appliances are brought in knock down and assembled in nigeria.

that cartoon is very inaccurate and speaks badly of him

Just like innoson has started "assembling" phones in Nigeria and our blenders are made in Aba.
You got it all right you know and this speaks well of u
mtcheww

Deep down you know this cartoon is the reality but we just love to argue.

Those of you asking why Reno is in the US with his family should not forget that FG led by Buhari and Mamman Daura are after opposition.

Where is Sowore?
nobody is safe here even Nnamdi Kanu was told the safest place for him is in prison.

For me, we.deserve the type of leaders we get because even the youths have either been brainwashed or silenced in this Buhari's regime.