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Jokes Etc › Awaiting the arrival of the heavenly Ministers (funny photo) by Nnemuka(op):
I saw this picture on Facebook and i can't help but share it......
grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Questions Begging For Answers Over Buhari’s Relocation Of Villa Chapel, Mosque by Nnemuka(f): 10:11am On Sep 17, 2015
A pig will always be a pig no matter the amount of water used to wash the animal......
sai Chanji
Politics › Re: Just In.pipeline Vandals Kill Seven DSS Operatives In Lagos. by Nnemuka(f): 4:31pm On Sep 16, 2015
sameer1212:
Damn!!! You are a disgrace to womanhood if truly you are one. Don't you have a father? Women are not known to behave this way. I pity any man that will say"I do with you".
ntoorrrr grin tongue
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints Abonyi As Registrar Of EHORECON by Nnemuka(f): 4:28pm On Sep 16, 2015
LOL..... why tell us his state of Origin? grin
Just like we predicted, the Dullard has decided to balance the appointments in the fullness of time.
Sai Chanji grin

Politics › Re: Pipeline Vandals Kill 10 DSS Operatives In Ogun by Nnemuka(f): 4:26pm On Sep 16, 2015
RIP to the dead
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Won't Negotiate Without ISIS Consent - Salkida by Nnemuka(f): 4:20pm On Sep 16, 2015
His body odour in pictures

Politics › Re: Just In.pipeline Vandals Kill Seven DSS Operatives In Lagos. by Nnemuka(f): 4:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
RIP to the dead....
The dullard will soon return from France with his body Odour to calm the situation.....

Celebrities › Re: Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Comes For Pastor Adeboye For Buying A Private Jet by Nnemuka(f): 2:06pm On Sep 16, 2015
Christianity is not stupidity. Africans open your eyes and see that one man is brainwashing all of you by twisting the gospel....
Jesus Never asked disciples to live in affluence while followers suffer.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Inscribes Redeem Logo On New $65m Private Jet!!! by Nnemuka(f):
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Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye Inscribes Redeem Logo On New $65m Private Jet!!! by Nnemuka(f):
Pastors from hellfire.... This is not what the bible preaches.....
The Bible recorded that the disciples sold their belongings and properties, then used the proceeds to feed the poor.
But in our days, pastors now focus on having the largest auditorium, largest church, etc to whose glory if i may ask?
Celebrities › Re: I Know About Child Spacing, Expect Baby Number 4 Soon– Mercy Johnson by Nnemuka(f):
funny speech....
who churns out 3 babies in 3years? Your body needs rest......

btw i thought her husband already has 3kids from previous marriage? smh
Jokes Etc › Re: Buhari's Ministerial Screening: See This Hilarious Cartoon by Nnemuka(f): 7:18pm On Sep 14, 2015
efilefun:
Wish you the same.. "Dullard"
In fact your surname name should be efulefu.The Dullard's worshiper grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Buhari's Ministerial Screening: See This Hilarious Cartoon by Nnemuka(f):
efilefun:
some of those dudes with folded arms are already planning to steal the machine itself...lol

Aint you ashamed a "Dullard" is ruling over you when you could have contested against him..... shows you the real dullard with the pic you got there.... how does 97% + 5% sum up to 100%huh??
why ask me? guess you didnt watch the video where your Lord disgraced all of you.
Not my fault that he had F9 in maths....
Jokes Etc › Re: Buhari's Ministerial Screening: See This Hilarious Cartoon by Nnemuka(f): 7:05pm On Sep 14, 2015
while we await more appointments from the Dullard.....

Politics › Re: Woman Who Donated Life Savings Of 1million Naira To Buhari Critically Ill. by Nnemuka(op): 6:40pm On Sep 14, 2015
Sagamite:
Idris Kuringafa is a moronic fuuktard!

Did anyone put a gun to her head to donate money?

Or is he saying she donated money for him to be president so as to buy herself a right to demand anything she wants in future?

Or this moronic fuuktard thinks the change that was promised should be when you grant special privileges to one person with public funds?

Cretinous product of a failed education system and their reasoning.
shut up!
Politics › Woman Who Donated Life Savings Of 1million Naira To Buhari Critically Ill. by Nnemuka(op): 10:39am On Sep 14, 2015
According to this facebook user Idris Kuringafa, woman who donated 1 million to fund Buhari's campaign critically ill.......

Funny enough Mr president doesnt need the money afterall as we were told he has atleast 30million naira in his account plus assets......
Politicians i hail ooo

in his words....
THE 1MILLION NAIRA GMB PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN WOMAN FROM KOKO IN BAGUDO LOCAL GOVERNMENT OF KEBBI STATE IS CRITICALLY ILL, SINCE AFTER SHE CAME BACK FROM ABUJA FOR THE INAGURATION OF HER BELOVED SON, MUHAMMADU BUHARI, SHE BOW DOWN TO PARTIAL STROKE, HER LEFT SIDE BODY IS NO LONGER RESPONDING, SHE CANNOT MOOVE THE LEFT HAND OR LEG ON HER OWN, AND SHE CAN NO LONGER SPEAK WELL, INFACT, ONCE SHE ATTEMPT TO SPEAK, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE SAYS, APART FROM THE SALIVA GUISHING OUT FROM HER MOUTH. I WAS INFORMED BY HER DAUGHTERS IN HER APARTMENT THAT THE KEBBI STATE GOVERNOR IS AWARE OF HER PLIGHT AND PROMISED TAKING HER TO DUBHAI FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT, BUT SINCE THEN NOTHING IS HEARD FROM THE FORMER SENATOR. COULD IT BE THAT THE GOVERNOR HAS FORGOTTERN ABOUT THE BRAVE WOMAN WHO GAVE HER HARD EARN MONEY FOR BUHARI TO CLINCH POWER? THIS IS SAD INDEED TO A GOVERNMENT THAT IS ADVOCATING FOR CHANGE.



https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=498044097030707&set=a.103668219801632.8350.100004753622562&type=1&theater

Politics › Re: You Didn’t Truly Campaign For Buhari, APC Tells Okorocha by Nnemuka(f): 8:04am On Sep 14, 2015
AdaNri1:
Igbos are not sorry for not voting Buhari. If anything they feel vindicated by their action. They always knew Buhari would never like them and his 5% comment vindicated them.

Enough of all these silly blame game. We survived a civil war and with £20 for millions lost we were able to rebuild. Not to talk of useless political appointments that will not change the lives of igbos but enrich the pocket of cleptomaniac politicians.
I love you
Christianity Etc › Re: As A Devoted Christian Should She Study Islamic Studies In The University? by Nnemuka(f): 8:47am On Sep 13, 2015
Rubbish.....
Romance › Re: Why Are You Not Married? by Nnemuka(f): 6:31pm On Sep 10, 2015
majority of the men i meet have very small "ifedi". better to be single than live with a "small" man.
Politics › Re: There's Only One Thief In Nigeria, And His Name Is Jonathan. by Nnemuka(op): 2:58pm On Sep 10, 2015
henribj:
whats the link on FB?
also it needs to be on twitter so it can be retweeted fasted.
i included the link in the original post.
https://www.facebook.com/bayo.adeyinka.7/posts/10206378230508187:2
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by Nnemuka(f): 2:48pm On Sep 10, 2015
the only time a man tells you how much he earns is when he truly loves you,wants to marry you and he knows his salary cannot pay all the bills alone.
he will tell you just to remind you that he's a poor churchrat that needs support incase you are thinking of becoming obiagelliaku
Politics › Re: There's Only One Thief In Nigeria, And His Name Is Jonathan. by Nnemuka(op): 2:40pm On Sep 10, 2015
henribj:
nice article OP. now do the needful and spread it on social media so we can retweet, share, like etc.
its on facebook
Politics › Re: There's Only One Thief In Nigeria, And His Name Is Jonathan. by Nnemuka(op): 8:55am On Sep 10, 2015
Kill Deziani, maim madam NOI, infact hang Odua what of Jonathan? please destroy Jonathan and all his ministers..... but dont harm Atiku because he is now a changed man. What of Fashola? Fashola has been forgiven by Nigerians and Lagosians infact he is a "changed man".

and Tinubu? he is the messiah of New Nigeria.....
Sai chanji....
Politics › There's Only One Thief In Nigeria, And His Name Is Jonathan. by Nnemuka(op):
Bayo Adeyinka

A nation is as transparent as its media. A nation is also as corrupt as its media. The more corrupt a nation's media is, the more corrupt that nation is also. In fact, the corruption of a nation is directly proportional to the corruption of its media. You can also replace the word 'media' with 'social critics' and the import of the sentence is still the same.

Why am I reflecting on the media and social critics today? A few weeks ago, we were regaled with news of allegations of Babatunde Fashola's corrupt acts- the 2 boreholes that cost N139m, the untraceable construction project in Onikan that cost N1.2b, the personal website he upgraded with N78m and the several choice plots of land he hurriedly allocated at the end of his tenure which Ambode has reversed. When 'they' saw that not only will Fashola be demystified but even their own Ashiwaju may win the battle but he may never win the war, Ashiwaju released a statement to bury the case. How many people remember the case of the 2 beds in Ekiti Government House purchased at N50m each by Fayemi? How about the N3.3b Ekiti Government House? How about the role being reversed and Ayo Fayose were to be the one who purchased the beds or built the mansion? Where was the outrage when the news broke that Aregbesola purchased a helicopter? Does anyone know the cost of the helicopter? And this same Ogbeni will be shouting about transparency and accountability? Can you imagine how the heavens will fall if Ayo Fayose purchases a helicopter? Or if he tries to build an airport in Ekiti like Ogbeni is doing in Osun?

Now, not even a single media outfit has carried the news in the past one week. The case has been buried and we are back to feasting on Jonathan and his 'goons'. Sahara Reporters? Ha, don't mention. Premium Times? One day, they will just wake up from their self-induced slumber and do FACT CHECK. Vocal social media critics like Pius Adesanmi and others released updates of convenience. Their words were carefully crafted- no bile, no disgust, no angst. They refused to even mobilize their social media followers like they did against other politicians not in their good books. Curiously, Femi Falana was also quiet. Did you hear any word from Festus Keyamo on "Fasholagate" while it lasted?

Did the revered Prof Itse Sagay say anything? What of even the most respected Wole Soyinka? Does it mean corruption is corruption only when it is carried out by Diezani and the likes but the definition changes when 'poster boy' Fashola is involved? Social activism died and was buried with Gani Fawehinmi. That is why I can't be bothered if Femi Falana is made the Attorney General of the nation today. The man in him worships at Ashiwaju's temple. The real Femi Falana died a long time ago.

Fashola is back on the speaking circuit. His sins have been forgiven since Ashiwaju has said so. No one has investigated further. No questions asked. The list of contract awards has disappeared from Lagos State's website. Case is closed since the quarrel has been settled. Let's all start calling Jonathan a thief again. Yes, we only have one thief in Nigeria. And his name is Jonathan.
That is one of the reasons I don't believe this government (FG) will fight corruption successfully. Let Buhari commit a faux pas and the media will be used against him to bring him down- just the same way the media was used against Jonathan. And for the social activists? They are waiting for Ashiwaju's whistle.

https://www.facebook.com/bayo.adeyinka.7/posts/10206378230508187:2
Romance › Re: 8 Signs That Show A Guy Will Eventually Become An Irresponsible Husband by Nnemuka(f):
Some guys can be highly disrespectful but expects respect in return.
Some of them can go as far as abusing you emotionally and verbally and then expect yyou to keep quiet and act like a "lady".
I cant be a lady when you act like an eediot.

Lastly, Humility pays more than pride. dont choke me with the list of your achievements and success stories, just allow me find out that you are hardworking plus whatever you have is not the reason to think am after you ....... i work hard too.
Investment › Re: Financial Markets Suffer After JP Morgan Index Expulsion by Nnemuka(f): 6:55pm On Sep 09, 2015
The dullards body odour on the way.... Keep calm grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sometimes I Want To Regret Going To School by Nnemuka(f): 11:24am On Sep 09, 2015
Nigeria is doomed...
10 years from now, Nigerian graduates will lament more than this with the way the Dullard is running the affairs of the country.
More rich people are sending their kids abroad to study, so they can live abroad and work there too.

The average Igbo man sends his kids to school and also makes sure he learns other skills especially Business skills that is why majority still graduate and do business.
Learn from todays mistake and make sure you allow your child master something asides what school certificate gives him.
Politics › Re: “Appointment Of More Northerners” – Buhari Finally Opens Up by Nnemuka(f): 11:15am On Sep 09, 2015
The Dullard chose to speak to Nigerians through BBC Hausa, and i wonder why they attack Igbos when they speak via Radio Biafra.


The zoo is a disgusting place.
TV/Movies › Re: Uzodinma Iweala: 'Beast Of No Nation', Based On Novel By Okonjo-iweala‘s Son by Nnemuka(f): 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2015
shizzy7:
The story is based on Fela's Song - BEAST OF NO NATIONS Which iweala wrote a story/novel from
Google is your Friend..
AND
STOP BEING TRIBALISTIC..
honestly i'm in a good mood today, you would have regretted quoting me.
now run along
TV/Movies › Re: Uzodinma Iweala: 'Beast Of No Nation', Based On Novel By Okonjo-iweala‘s Son by Nnemuka(f): 12:21pm On Sep 08, 2015
Igbo's and Biafran's making us proud........
Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday , Am Also Celebrating My 20yrs Of Virginity. by Nnemuka(f): 12:19pm On Sep 08, 2015
Please keep your virginity for your wife. she alone deserves it.
Romance › Re: Candid Relationship Advice To Ladies From A Lady by Nnemuka(f): 12:09pm On Sep 08, 2015
some one please explain this in Igbo please....
Osi gini? tongue

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