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Nice.... Southerners are left in Nigeria to keep shouting sai chanji

Oya sai baba chanters over to you..

How do you expect Someone who denied all his campaign promises to be a man of integrity?
Dont expect much from an illiterate....

slaves to the gambari.... creating a thread to show how myopic and senseless an entire ethnic group can be.
group of hausa criminal called cattle rearers, invaded your farms chased farmers away and kidnapped your elder statesman after 100 million was given out infact i learnt he trekked distances and was starved of food. Instead of hiding your face shamelessly so the matter will die down like fasholas 78million naira website you choose to expose your mumuity. dem curse you?

who farts during abuna? only Naija men

vani86:
Jesus christ, how naive are you guys, do you have any idea what is happening in the world market. What is nigerias largest export? Oil. How much was it back in January and now.

As much as i oppose buhari, i cant blame him for this. Fact is when the 1st projection was made, oil price was stable, right now it sells for abiut 50 dollars a barrell and when iran starts exporting oil, it will fall further to about 40 dollars, some analysy actually predict 20 dollars by 2017.

This will affect ALL oil producing countries.

Now how do you combat this to maintain a good GDP?

Radically pushing agricultural exports, reviving coal exploration and co.

So stop blaming d presidency, he is powerless instead blame OPEC

But Buhari promised to stabilise world oil price

you need to be an ab0k1 to recieve news of any vacancies.

Buhari's Body odour taking us to unimaginable places.......

(SK thanks for the post )

As at January 2015 Nigeria was 3rd on the list as the fastest growing economy of the world after China and Qatar, but as at September 2015 India, Qatar, China were placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd with Nigeria nowhere to be found anywhere just 8 months after.
Which way Nigeria?

i dont mind riding this hunk...... Gawddddd he is hot!

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Mostly southerners.....
Where are the so called Northerners that Buhari preferred more than the southerners?
Not even a single northerner from the 19 states is worth being recognised internationally and the claim they are more competent and saintly.
The dullard is a bigot, quote me anywhere

If this man was kidnapped when GEJ was president by now twitter would be on fire.
Yoruba people would have created different hashtags like #bringbackourFalae
#GEJisclueless #GejhatesFalae but now the master/slave relationship wont allow them say peem......

Imagine if OPC kidnapped Atiku, you think Buhari or Arewa congress would be silent about it?

vizkiz:
why don't you find out yourself

Naa, she seems to know you better was only asking. never mind my asking

vizkiz:
you wanna have heart attack abi?

Heart attack? why? if i tell you what my eyes have saw and seen......
post pics for future reference

Aminat508:
learner.. Real one , I did almost everything, he no sabi use d thing jare

You were on top? pictures please.....

Aminat508:
vizkiz picture oooo

guess you know him too well to know he is really huge down there. How was your first date? was he fun or a learner?

Aminat508:
lmao u re very funny


Vizkiz own big pass dis one nah

He should post his pictures then, no be by mouth.

Aminat508:
I tell u, so far he knw how to use it

hmmm.... he should better know how to use it, but i think he is very good in bed for his wife to go against all odds and against family to marry an igbo boy babe i believe he must have taken her to the third heaven on their first night.

God should answer my prayers too and give me a sugarcane "banana".

Health looking guy.... I love what i see

saw it on Linda Ikeji's blog and honestly, i just cant stop viewing it.
Tell me why i would cheat on a husband that is very healthy like Peter?

Buhari's body odour is felt everywhere he goes.....
I prefer coming on Nairaland to read his comments than listen to him talk.....

Elumelu is world class, highly intelligent and successful.
He knows where he belongs and certainly not with the dummies.......

Imagine sitting close to Nigeria's president while he's describing ministers as noisemakers or civil servant as lazy people.

The fight against corruption is funny...

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"

SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"

SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.

"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $100 worth of your time with someone you love? If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Some things are more important.

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i just imagined myself replying that lady, she wont eat for a whole year out of depression.
Ini darlyn no mind them......

anonimi:
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Thanks, Nnemuka

you're Welcome.

sameer1212:
Ameachi will make the ministerial list. Ntooor...

ofcourse Buhari told them while in france that our ministers are noisemakers, and you know if Amaechi doesnt make that list who else will? he is the loudest noisemaker in Nigeria for now....

funny enough the "Noisemakers from heaven" might be faces from the picture below......
sai Chanji

It took us 3months to choose from the angels who the next ministers will be.....

You've always wanted to grant amnesty to the so called "militants" fighting for one Nigeria abi fighting for true Nigerians infact someone should tell me what the Boko haram militants are fighting for that requires granting them amnesty.

confused dullard