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fulanigirl: Right there with you!!

Sometimes I wish I could shoot my boss in the leg

0monnakoda: www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/man-rapes-9-year-old-girl-to-death/


It was then he said: “I discussed with her and she accepted [/b]so I took her to one of the abandoned buildings that has been overtaken by weeds, where I told her to remove her underwears and she complied.”

Claiming there was [b]mutual agreement between them, the boy dismissed allegation that he raped her, saying: “I did not slap her or do anything to her.



- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/07/man-rapes-9-year-old-girl-to-death/#sthash.6kfGRDGV.dpuf

I seriously doubt a 9 year old girl agreed to it, it's not just possible.

HARDDON: i really dont like reading these OTA statistics.....

WHY?

they only talk about the problems

never preferring solutions.

Great minds analyze problems and proffer solution suggestions.

if you cant, den S 2 da F up!

Is there actually any solution to the stress rate in this country??

I hate work

Mr Sanusi, i think the Naira note is just fine the way it is.
I don't think any Nigerian has ever complained about the design or it being too old.
This is not our major problem right now.
Please don't use this means to waste money unnecessarily.

Deafening

It is better to live your life like there is a God and then die and find out that there is none than to live your life like there is none and then die and find out that there is actually a God.
The same applies to heaven and hell.

Don Demu: Make una allow o man enjoy him siesta na!!!

Bros no work??

CAMEROONPRIDE: Wole shouldn't even think about debating with an illiterate. what will b the aim of the debate?

Bros why you go call Our first lady an Illiterate?? Quite all right she has issues expressing herself (which cracks me up) but i wont take that from a foreigner.
Take ya time oo

sholay2011: Bro, your post reeks of low IQ. No insult intended but ur 'intelligence' needs questioning.

Bros, you can't insult someone and then say no insult intended it's like shooting someone and saying 'no hard feelings".
It doesn't work that way

1bunne4lif: ok

You really don't want this to end??

harlos: try to run a race with someone you know u can win.

My opinion

That will take a while to organize.
This is way easier

This means war

Tochiokoye: try another format bro baD day ko busy day ni

Guys please let me win this..... i really had a bad day at work.
knowing that I'm victorious at something could really help a lot.

This will never end.
It will just keep going on and on and on

I don't like the name "Nigeria one".
I would have preferred Nigeria Airways...... Either way good news though

*Just thinking to myself*
How does GEJ understand what the Chinese President is saying at this very moment??

naptu2: More pictures.
[img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1194460_27a15ece3931c783202e9f27f59e0913bb58ac60_jpgccc17099fce6fa47745f55cb340b9ae5[/img]

Guy you Photoshopped this.
That's Abachas picture

silvernus0: You Mean u'v not seen this?

Please the red and black colors represent what exactly??

Great GHANA we hail thee

I've used only Airtel and it's been for the past 7 years (the same number). It got stolen twice and I still retrieved it.
Come to think of it I should be given like an award or something for being the most loyal customer.
7 years….. Omo I don try.

Oya Nlanders I'd definitely like to see one of you copy this...
challenge accepted??

My boss was trying to explain the type of tubes and their fittings[Tubes are like pipes, there are male and female tubes. The male tube is inserted into the female tube and then screwed to form a union].
I got the whole point at her first explanation but she still went on to give me some examples.
She first used a Biro casing and it's cover..............i got the point.
She then used an Earpiece and it's port [earpiece port in phones and laptops]....... i understood it clearly.
It got weird when she then decided to use her hands to do the illustration. She made a hole with her left hand[using 2 fingers] and then kept putting her right finger into the hole continuously.......... this went on for about 3 minutes.
I looked up and saw my colleagues staring at me in her office while she continuously did the hand gesture.
With eyes wide open and jaws dropped, they were all wondering what the h.ell we were talking about.
The funny things is that she [my boss] didn't think anything was wrong through out the whole explanation.
Share your weirdest/most awkward moment you've had with your boss

Akpabio O Akpabio will you ever stop surprising me?

If you look closely you'll notice she's walking on gravel. That would be pretty difficult to walk on......

How come the Dana aircraft didn't glide for a while after it had dual engine failure??

Dafuq is all of this??

It was actually my first time in america nd I was 16. I got into a bus, it started moving and I hit dis white guy by mistake.
The dude started insulting me, called me an idiot and said I was blind. As a first timer in d white mans land I apologized and took my sit. That actually changed me, I hated white guys wit a passion........ If a saw a white guy I could chase him rip off his aRm and beat him with it but thank God I'm a changed man

Someone please tell them I never really cared in the first place..

If you look closely you'll notice it's (d ring) on her right hand..

Like a Boss......

Was like..................Dafuq is this?