₦airaland Forum

furay: all of you fighting for satan are nothing but a group of retarded beings...

and you that you are fighting for yahweh?!

folagbade23: all I have to say is that the moment you start doubting God's existence and going against God's personality then you are already doomed. A word is enough for the wise..... It is written in the Bible already that when the world is coming to an end, people who will speak against God and doubt God's existence will rise up, they will do these thinking they know what is right and that they are being truthful... It wont be their fault coz they are already blinded by the devil and it will take God's grace for them to come out of it.....

So I urge others to stop arguing with people who speak against God, the holy spirit and the Bible because they will end up making you to sin since that is their main purpose that the devil has bestowed upon them. Dont let them succeed. Beware of the antichrist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rest my case

so all the pple in china, japan etc. who dont believe in yahweh are doomed! hmm!

Orikinla: It is beyond your Average Joe's IQ.

butthurt?!

Orikinla: Please, note that God is bigger and greater than any religion.
The belief in God is not a religion.
Because, Job believed in God and he never practiced any religion.

The problem with religion is the confusion of the different sects and their denominations in their competition.
There is neither religion nor denomination in heaven.
That is why Jesus Christ who never founded any religion said that those who worship God must worship Him in spirit and in truth

[size=18pt]God is spirit, and his worshipers must worship in the Spirit and in truth.
~ John 4:24
New International Version (NIV)[/size]

Lest we forget, our Messiah Jesus Christ never founded Christianity, because he never preached anything else but the Kingdom of God..
He never told any of his followers to build any monastery or synagogue.

That said, religion has failed in Nigeria, but God has not failed us.
Rather our disobedience to the God is the cause of the widespread violence destroying Nigeria.

another version of the same BS.

noblefada: This is the simple reason why we say the book is not for you, The Holy Spirit is mentioned severally in the book and He is even credited has the author, but you say categorically He doesn't exist! who should we believe you or the bible?

this guy sounds like a con artist!

Alfa Seltzer: to do what exactly?

let me spell it out for you E.X.C.O.R.C.I.S.M!

jackbauerspower: I worship at the Church of Materialism, and pray at the Altar of Money.

And So do 98% of the Nigerian Populace.


And our God has blessed us bountifully.

Amen

with poverty!

holy spirit confushon! (sic)
somebody needs to p*mp slap some sense into these comedians!

Mr Troll: Cool down bros, its for 'business' purposes

i hope it is not "hip" business. like i said some hips can make a man change gods!

Mr Troll: ^^^
Remember that he's also omniscient. . . Talk about incompetence!

its a classic case of entrapment.

jayriginal: Lots of ASStronauts and Rear Admirals up in here.

with Asstounding pedigree!

wiegraf: Does the effect of hipsology have a positive correlation with perverseness?

Does the law of diminishing returns affect the hipsology affect?

If the above two are affirmative, what does that say about muslims and other puritanical hypocrites that hide hips, etc? When they eventually come across hips, or even just daydream about hips, do they become much, much more perverted than the average sane homo-sapien?

Their holy book acknowleges this. thats why it allows them collect as many as 8 hips at a time. the key word here is "at a time"

Actually the bible is meant for only believers, because only believers can make sense of the BS in the bible.

now you dont want to know about booty effect!

Logicboy03: I need to learn more about this

You have a phd in hipsology?

no, i only took hipsology as an elective my major is bootyology actually macro bootyology. study of massive booties.
lol!

Mr Troll: is that the scientific explanation?

no.the scientific explanation is called hipseffect. hipsology is the study of hips, hipseffect is what hips make men do. some hips can make a man change gods!

Logicboy03: I get spiritual when I receive money.


bless you bro

ole!

Mr Troll: *donates tithe*

i usually get spiritual when i see a fine slim babe with wide hips. Logic and science can't explain that. I know its spiritual. . .

ashewo!

is troll and alfa same person?!

lanrexlan: The biblical god is the god of Israel.
Psalm 106:48 (NIV) -Praise be to the LORD,the God of Israel,from everlasting to everlasting.Let all the people say,Amen! Praise the LORD.

Amos 3:1-2 (NIV) -Hear this word the LORD has spoken against you,O people of Israel--against the whole family I brought up out of Egypt.You only have I chosen of all the families of the earth;therefore I will punish you for all your sins.

2 Chronicles 6:4 (NIV) -Then he said:Praise be to the LORD,the God of Israel,who with his hands has fulfilled what he promised with his mouth to my father David.

Deuteronomy 33:29 (NIV) -Blessed are you, O Israel! Who is like you,a people saved by the LORD? He is your shield and helper and your glorious sword.Your enemies will cower before you,and you will trample down their high places.
But Allah(swt) is the lord of Mankind.Allah says in the glorious Quran in Surah An-Anbiyaa 21:92 -Truly! This,your Ummah [Religion (Islamic Monotheism)] is one religion,and I am your Lord,therefore worship Me (Alone)
Surah Al-Faitha 1:2 -All the praises and thanks be to Allah,the Lord of the 'Alamin (mankind,jinns and all that exists).....Peace

yeye! pot calling the kettle black. like the koranic god is any better! allah is a local god of the arabs.

Yooguyz: after carefully weighing the pros and the cons, i've decided to kept it a secret.
Thanks for your matured input up there^^^

where is thy moral o ye pastor?! "god" is not going to send you to hell for being gay he is going to send you to hell for your deceitfull ways!

This thread should be moved to the jokes section!

let the taqiyah commence!

Mr Troll: You think so? A person that believes in virgin birth, man from dust? Ok, make we de wait. . .

she has taken to her heels! am sure she will be telling herself you guys are the devil incarnate.

Odunayo1119: @op...u need to think very well bfor u just type anything....if God can create Adam from dust,then why cant a virgin be pregnant? Its people like u dat make God repent in creating humans... How can u just underestimate the power of d living God? Its still a miracle that u are still alive sef

lol!

@op
just take things easy, what you are going through is a phase, it will pass. You have a good heart. live free and enjoy your life to the fullest.

@op
The "xtian" countries are annointed that is why they are better developed. they are covered by the blood of jesus.
hope the crap i have posted meets your intellectual requirements?!

Ray McBlue: When Mary Magdalene licked his feet and rubbed herself against him, I bet that J-man got a raging hard-on thereafter.

#Just a theory.

he must have hard a "heavenly feeling from the "divine" hard-on.

@japanese dude
The christian nations are more developed than the islamic ones because the holy ghost manages their economy. They (xtian countries) humbled themselves before the holy spirit. thus were able to see god who thought them to manage their economies better than the islamic countries. in other words jesus has been faithful to them.

can i get a witness!

Elantracey: ....my dear mind wat u say because all sins can be forgiven except blasphemy against d holy spirit

my dear, the only spirit i subscribe to is beverage!

godly sex means missionary style right?
boring IMHO!

Elantracey: ...the truth is u cant understand it not matter how u try,the mystery of the gospel is only revealed to d believin one thru d holy spirit even many christians find it hard to understand dis

your holy spirit is incompetent cos he inspired a lot of BS in the bible.