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[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=170404.msg3837335#msg3837335 date=1241734532]N2A,

Diary product wo?

Arakunrun yi, se mii so fun e wipe ko ma je ki iyawo ri nkan to n se?[/quote]mio se nkankan, abi ara re n so fun wipe mo ti se nkankan nii

, ani lati soro,

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=170404.msg3837306#msg3837306 date=1241733999]N2A,

Wetin I do you na? O kan mention me up and down? [/quote]Tii isu eni ba ta , akoni yo fowoboo now

i gast to let @starstruck know that she has competition, , cus some dairy products are more than Nafdac certified

tope5000:
I think u are mistaking me for someone else

prove it,

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=170404.msg3837294#msg3837294 date=1241733766]Your man is talking to me on the phone. He's tryna break up with you lol.

Sadly, one sip and you'll never be able to go back home . . . hence the congregation lol[/quote]@ebony-silk's dairy product is kryptonite to your super mammary powers hence she would force me back home , nevertheless i still want to lick my fingers

tope5000:
Lol . . . . . rebellious just want have one up one me
And she has failed

I dont have such powers

Didn't someone just mention that you had 40DD super powers,

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=170404.msg3837267#msg3837267 date=1241733324]You have to bid for it hence the congregation. . . now it's going for a beach house in Capri, Italy.[/quote]I tut they were priceless, Anyway, how about a mansion in the Cayman Islands.

I hope they do not leave any after tastes, otherwise @Ebony-silk would know where i have drank from.

tope5000:
He wudnt blv u guys anywayz

I cant wash ur mind . . . . . ur pastor has to come in here

U can be my pastor, or don't you have faith in your own soothing and freaky powers.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=170404.msg3837212#msg3837212 date=1241732640]Sauron! Tope has been cheating on you!!

Red Bull.[/quote]RED BULL, thats new ,

@Startruck you are the babe, so now can you kindly please send me my test samples of the famous dairy products.

don't worry my teeth won't bite.  

tope5000:
Organise pillow fight for who??
U have a very flithy mind my friend

Yes me, cus there is money back guarantee.

Help me wash my mind with required dairy products.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=170404.msg3837169#msg3837169 date=1241732184]I don't want Oxone. I'm happy with my man. He makes love to me with his words.[/quote]platinum you hear, oxone is all yours and yours alone, hope you don't choke on his sweet brown sugar.

@starstruck
so how do you manage to stay awake and alive during the real "get jiggy with it" sessions

platinumnk:
uhuhhhh, oxone is mine

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=170404.msg3837136#msg3837136 date=1241731893]roflmao!!! Stephen, that was for like a night . . . maybe 2, I thought it was you but nothing happened *covers hickeys*[/quote]Ladies ladies you can settle this is a a more respectful feminine way, CAT FIGHT  

tope5000:
I am innocent
I had a girly nite in so we had a pillow fight

Is that so, then that means i was also the one that defeated the Roman Empire.  

tope5000:
U know i like it rough

Stephen
I have so much gists for u . . . . u shud see what rebellious have been doing behind ur back . . . . tsssk tssk

You like wetin rough, abeg make you no let @Ebony-silk and @Starstruck catch me for here as you dey dis-flower my ear, dem go ves so tey dem no go give me their Nafdac certified dairy products again, 

tope5000:
I had a pillow fight on it

ofcos

ARE U SURE

BETTER START CONFESSING

tope5000:
THtaz settled then . . . . . sauron will have serena if y'all refuses

@tope5000 - @tope100000

What happened, those bedsheets look roughened up, 


@topic,
Amber is attractive, BUT

No2Atheism:
How do you know the image of a pagan god, e.g All seeing eye on the american dollar is actually a pagan image., yet i would not be suprised if some ignorant people use it as part of tattoo.

Hence its better to be save than sorry, hence the reason why the bible says that even if something is lawful, it still does not mean its beneficial i.e. even though there may not be a law against tattoo yet it offers no spiritual benefit to the person doing at the same time there is high chance of it offering spiritual sideeffects,

The all seeing eye : is the representation of the egyptian god "osiris" the same god being worshipped by illuminati and freemasons (hence part of the reason to know that illuminatis and freemasons control the united states of america and hence the world at large), hence anyone who ignorantly uses such a tatoo is ignorantly connecting himself to the worship of osiris end of story.

Salvation does not depend on whether one Tattoos or not, salvation has nothing to do with works, hence whether or not we tatoo does not determine whether or not we are saved. However tatooing or not tattooing is an evidence of fruit bearing in someone who understands scriptures.

One can be saved and still not bear any fruit, hence why it is possible for a tatooed person to be saved.

Not-tattoing is a sign of the understanding of scriptures and hence a fruit of being saved.

There are certain things saved people can do that would cause another person not to get saved, or, cause the other person to ignorantly fall into the[b]occults[/b], the culture of tatooing is one of those things and ways that others can be lead astray.
The bible says that there are certain things which if we do, it does not affect our salvation, however at the same time those same things affect the salvation of other people. Hence why it is required for us not to do things that might cause others to fall into sin,

Tatooing does not glorify the creator, hence why should it be done by a bible believer in the first place.
Tatooing is all about glorifying self,
Tatooing has the inherent danger of falling into the practice of occults even without knowing it.


Tatooing is one of those things which , when done by a so called mature bible believer can cause an immatured bible believer to fall into the trap of occultic practices and hence into sin.

Bastage:
I've pointed this out elsewhere but the tattoo laws in Leviticus don't really apply to the sort of tattoos we're talking about here.

In the time of the ancient Hebrews it was common practice for pagans to tattoo the bodies of their dead with the symbols of their gods. Since the Hebrews were only supposed to worship one god it was just common sense for this to be included in their law.

It has nothing to do with modern day art of tattooing - that is unless you're thinking of tattooing an image of a pagan god upon your body!!!

How do you know the image of a pagan god, e.g All seeing eye on the american dollar is actually a pagan image., yet i would not be suprised if some ignorant people use it as part of tattoo.

Hence its better to be save than sorry, hence the reason why the bible says that even if something is lawful, it still does not mean its beneficial i.e. even though there may not be a law against tattoo yet it offers no spiritual benefit to the person doing at the same time there is high chance of it offering spiritual sideeffects,

Phat - No

Skinny and short - No
Skinny and Tall - Yes

Hourglass and short - No
Hourglass and Tall - Yes

Curvy and short - No
Curvy and Tall - Yes

White ladies - No
Ebony ladies - Yes

Lady with any hint of cosmetic surgery - No
Lady with natural attributes - Yes

jp philips:
HOW CAN MY WIFE IMPRESS ME BY STARVING MY KIDS?
IS SHE INSANE?

WAIT A MINUTE!!

[b]IJEBU!! THAT RINGS A BELL

WELL, THERE MAY BE A JAZZ RENEWAL RITUAL FOR EACH MEAL

TO KEEP THE MARRIAGE GOING [/b]

Good point, that was the same reason that came into my mind, as the only sensible reason why any woman would want to starve her own children just to ensure her husband gets to taste the food first.

Some women can surely go to any lenght to do love jazz hence am not eliminating that option as an explanation for her action either.

@angolobabe interesting, i never knew verses like LEVITICUS 19-27 and 28 existed, I always had serious concentration problem going through the law books of the old testament

JeSoul:
You thought right. We aren't.

  Oga Sys, I trust it should be no trouble to show the verses that enabled you to arrive at the above conclusions.


@Topic,
      The bible says that "not everything that is permissible is beneficial". Now while tatoos and piercings etc may not be a sin, usually they are not beneficial to the person. The bible teaches us to be modest and simple and not give anyone the chance to speak evil of us. In this light I would say it is better for a christian to avoid tatoos and piercings BUT are they sinful? No.

  I personally don't mind tatoos and piercings . . . when moderate not like the above ojujus and co that would be a metal-detectors' worst nightmare.

I have no bible verses to back up my listed points, instead they are personal preferences and experiences of life based on my understanding of the bible in terms of something being lawful yet not beneficial to a bible believer, hence my personal preferences could be wrong so i stand to be corrected.

surface:
Men too can be boring dats why we need change of scene

Why are you bored, when you claim to be in love,

sistawoman:
because we are humans.

Great answer @sisterwoman, sometimes i wonder whether you are a full blooded African American, cus it seems your simple common sense and sense of right and wrong is really starting to sound like that of a normal African.

Alternatively maybe your husband's DNA has mixed with your own a little too much after all the 

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@topic

The Utopian idea is that there should not be quarrels and misunderstandings in a relationship, however the reality of life and of being human is that there would always be quarrels and misunderstandings in a relationship.

In support of the very simple but encompassing answer given by @sisterwoman, the truth is that quarrels and misunderstandings are in every relationship. The difference however is whether or not there is love in that relationship to handle all the quarrels.

This is because love is what enables the two parties in the relationship[b] to continue[/b] to forgive each other and overlook all the quarrels and misunderstanding.

Hence my own motto is that:

If i can't sincerely tell a woman that[b] i love her[/b] without feeling that am lying about it, then i simply can't be in a relationship with her, cus[b] true love[/b] is the only thing that would sustain such a relationship in future when quarrels and misunderstandings start rearing their heads.

ThiefOfHearts:
and how old are YOU

@TOH you just asked a very Good question,

Frankly i find it disgusting when i notice people trying to pick up ladies on nairaland by just blatantly coming out with it like an advertisement , and then showing their phone numbers,

My opinion is that no serious relationship can come out of it, it all just sounds like booty calls.

Yes its no crime to be attracted to people on nairaland, but for goodness sake get to know those people first, get to know their character, their age, their mentality, their dos and don'ts, their everything before making decision to either remain just friends or go into a relationship or fling with them.

Joking and flirting around on nairaland is one thing, real life relationship via nairaland is something else.

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269594.msg3833423#msg3833423 date=1241668254]LOL, you're not free. Trust me 
Any woman out there interested in an intelligent plus humorous dude only but to come your way and she'd  know she has found herself a treasure

And I know who she is, so try not to sweet talk Ebony o

light hearted? Me? rotflmao. Now you really got the wrong victim  [/quote]I belong not to her (or anyone else for that matter) for real and serious reasons known to a certain friend of hers, 

Light-hearted and soothing as the breeze yet so freakish in effect.

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[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269594.msg3833416#msg3833416 date=1241667863]Should it bother me if you ask? For I do not own you or lay claim on you as my own.

Plz do tell, which places can blood travel that I wouldn't think they'd go?  [/quote]

Should it bother me if you ask? For I do not own you or lay claim on you as my own.

Neither does anyone else lays claim on me as theirs 

Plz do tell, which places can blood travel that I wouldn't think they'd go? 

What you seek to know is not for the light hearted, hence the information remains classified. 

Asking is not the same as taking - just as looking is not the same as approaching -

Asking another producer is not the same as taking from another producer.

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Once you let your heart beat in rhythm with the dude seeking "bitty" BSDM certified dairy products, it becomes easy to realise that:

At top of the hour, blood flow shall soon be diverted to places you never thought they could go,

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269594.msg3833407#msg3833407 date=1241666828] Nicely composed syntax.

I guess seduction does make a man a poet. 

Eyah, but you have the wrong suspect.  I know naught of which you speak.[/quote]Naa , am with the right suspect, 

Ye need not know so long as ye feel it so, as your heart desires.

So shall ye continue to let this dude be thirsty for the certified dairy product or not,

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269594.msg3833399#msg3833399 date=1241666157]N2A. . . .

Corruption is not my game, but I can make a few exception for you

Freaky you want, a man like you shouldn't get less than that.
A lingering kiss, a gentle stroke, a desirable touch, bittersweet scrapes on the back.

And That's why I say you deserve better than Ebony-Silk because all she'd do is whimper and crumble when it's time to get down [/quote]

Corruption is not my game, but I can make a few exception for you

Freaky you want, a man like you shouldn't get less than that.
A lingering kiss, a gentle stroke, a desirable touch, bittersweet scrapes on the back.

Yes do make the exception,

And That's why I say you deserve better than Ebony-Silk because all she'd do is whimper and crumble when it's time to get down

Honey never expires hence Ebony-silk is still desired.

To whimper and crumble is all in the muscle, hence strenght building exercises can always be doubled to ensure that silent desires are made to endure.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=269594.msg3833395#msg3833395 date=1241665854]Nope

It's exciting and makes you grow big and strong.

lol[/quote]So can i order for a test sample,

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=269594.msg3833386#msg3833386 date=1241665521]Naughty? Hmm, that's not what Santa said 

^{Santa said I'm not a naughty girl, but a very very bad one.}

Improvise? I don't know wahchu talking about

You're not sleepy anymore? See Star is online, better take your spot in her line [/quote]

You're not sleepy anymore? See Star is online, better take your spot in her line

sleepy again kee, lai lai, now that Ebony-Silk is online,

Am all for Ebony-Silk's BSDM certified bitty dairy products, am not into queuing,

^{Santa said I'm not a naughty girl, but a very very bad one.}
Improvise? I don't know wahchu talking about

Naughty - i can manage,
Very very bad - , now we starting to warm,
Freaky, now that's what am talking about,

All the same you need to punished, since you have been a very very bad girl    , binding would work so well for punishment.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=269594.msg3833380#msg3833380 date=1241665382]Whole milk. Thirsty? lol[/quote]Thirsty - yes,

So can it be sent through "Royal Mail"