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[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816185#msg3816185 date=1241382399]Yepp. . . .My boo is that rich   That's how I like them [/quote]Chai @FLGators you have abandoned me for the rich guy , , I think i would now go back to my lovely Ebony Silk (hope she takes me back) with tails in between my legs.

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816106#msg3816106 date=1241381027]Do you want me to tell you how hard it was for me to put my hands inside my purse while wearing his engagement ring?   [/quote], because the gem on the ring was made from the largest blood diamond ever,

The spanking is all yours and yours alone, , there would be no piracy of content

Biological * * M - yes o


Don't worry na in other to make the spanking more barbaric, I would train to become a Geanocologist , dude starts to wash his mind with soap

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=481.msg3815957#msg3815957 date=1241378238]who, me?

So, can you work it? [/quote], yes you,

Come to think of it maybe i should quit my program and instead also come in for training to become a medico, so as to do the spanking myself.

ThiefOfHearts:
Make more threads giving these morons reasons to bash Naija women the more, sho gbo JJYOU.

It's one thing to play hard to get with someone you actually like, that oe doesnt make sense to me, well itb doesnt make sense if it goes on longer than like a couple of weeks, It's another when you dont even like the person and people expect you to say Yes cos of age. Lame.

anyway[b] I know this thread will soon be filled with the usual chuvanistic pigs cheering each other on like goats on heat [/b]so i bid adieu

I hate it wen u keep talking about me behind my back, sho gbo pele pele o

Jade Goody:
@iyakadija
See Beef

How can any one be much fatter than you or less prettier than you? Have you seen that picture you posted yet? Doesnt it scare you? You said you lost 30 pounds. I find that hard to believe because your picture looks like a 600 pound gorrilla still aching for more bananas to eat and you said you lost 30 pounds. . .hmmm, What happened to the remaining 570lbs? Trust me you this isale eko gangastar wannabe, no body can find you pretty or sexy enough to be jealous and even if you claim remotely that your prettier than the new chick your EX is hanging with, most definately she must have a beautiful heart that is not even comparable to yours.

Anyway, enough of the comparison with the beauty and the beast scenario. Go utilize your 9 millimetre and shoot someone. It could help you lose 30 more pounds. But i wont lie. . .You wor wor no be small sha!  I dont blame your Ex one bit!

@Jade Goody, do you have to be so mean, at least have a little courtesy. You don't have to start attacking her for how she has been created.

Infact she just told you she lost 30pounds (a sign of someone that is self conscious) so for goodness sake abeg stop all the abuse.

Geeez i really don't understand why some people keep making personal attacks under the cover of anonymity,

dapsycool:
No2Atheism      see this f.cking gay, Its a joke mugu, I don't even think smurf took it as serious as you did. Your name should be Mr Jacob  or Pastor Samuel, na you sabi, no vex me today, this bush man mentality never leave you 

Do i know you,  wats with all the swearing, and name calling, or is there something lost in finish translation

Tranngirls:
FIRST ANSWER
TOO MUCH WORK
SECOND ANSWER
WHO NO WANT BETTER THING
THIRD ANSWER
I AM FROM THE GENERATION X SO WE DONT WANT TO TAKE THINGS EASY WE WANT IT AND WE WANT IT NOW
FOURTH ANSWER
THE GENERATION AFTER MINE GENERATION EVERYTHING GOES WELL USE YOUR IMAGINATION

Shioo , you just proved the @topic poster right,

dapsycool:
amebo and smurf, act like adults, before I spank ya boo.ties  

dapsycool:
I get taste   I have the few made girls in my closet.  

Obaje sha, u dey ask big brother maybe he's alright, ti mo ba mu e  

, i think someone is feeling Hot, @amebono.1 and @smurf i think u should help him out, cus since he was only able to think of your booties, and not someone else's booty, shioo

ThiefOfHearts:
As you can see Uche is defending his fake shoes. Continue rocking 'em sho gbo

Dont know how you can see him do all that IyaK and not wonder why he couldnt take it a step further and just marry you. Shouldnt have let it go on for that long

anyway i suggest you stop taking his calls. Avoid trying to be cheeky with him. He tries any rubbish, remind him you have a gun. Case Closed

Is he paying child supprt now?

now i don dey fear you, infact i go hire night security for my YIM,

ThiefOfHearts:
Dont mind Atheism and his ITALEE shoes.

@TOH, oh so you were the one stalking me when i was buying them,

I noticed that i was being stalked by one fine babe like that, infact the saleslady told me she noticed someone like you stalking me that day,

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=267855.msg3815240#msg3815240 date=1241361880] [/quote] back to sender,

ThiefOfHearts:
Italian shoes abi Aba shoes? abi you dont know anything can be duplicated in Naija. If you look well you will most likely see "Made in ITALEE"

Bunch of haggard looking bastards  

They gossip like jobless LovePeddler[/b]s. Im surprise [b]the dude that told your husband about the date didnt you follow you there sef. He was probably there on  date with his own mistress sef. B[b]unch of hypocrites[/b]

Now this is getting personal ,     who the heck told you about me,

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=267855.msg3815219#msg3815219 date=1241361627]u r bothering me,cos the last time i checked,my post wasnt directed at u,so sheeesh


NEXT PLEASE[/quote]

ThiefOfHearts:
Italian shoes abi Aba shoes? abi you dont know anything can be duplicated in Naija. If you look well you will most likely see "Made in ITALEY"

Bunch of haggard looking bastards  

They gossip like jobless whores. Im surprise the dude that told your husband about the date didnt you follow you there sef. He was probably there on  date with his own mistress sef. Bunch of hypocrites

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=267855.msg3815210#msg3815210 date=1241361427] , the truth uve typed shall make you free ,omo dada [/quote] you two wonderful ladies should try and pick on someone else now, haba leave her alone now.

You ladies should just go naked and let's just get it over with,

ibkaye:
No bandwagon over here, just pure truth

dancing emoticons

This one,

ibkaye:
https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-049.gif

On their right breast sef, the left would be a sign of disrespect

okay i think i know a little bit of the idea now sha,

https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Respect/woohoo-022.gif

ibkaye:
Too true, some anyway

you too are joining TOH's bandwagon, shiooo,

by the way ibkaye, how did you implement those dancing emoticons,

ThiefOfHearts:
It's true. Naija men can be very gay. Gossiping trannies

@TOH abeg keep that notion to yourself abeg, (dude ducks in anticipation of being lambasted), how many naija men do you know that gossip, are you u just generalising.

Tranngirls:
that is my girl be strong

everybody is ur girl, shiooo

Secretz:
Wear make up to bed ke? She would have to be seriously insecure to do that!

Don't get me wrong, I have once done a professional photo shoot to treat myself, bt wouldn't do it all the time. I even wear a bit of make up but have never used spade to pile it on! Lai lai!

Lol   , na wheelbarrow no be only spade, very funny

Secretz:
There are some chics that when they put on make up they look like beyonce (or whoeva takes ur fancy) and when wiped off they look like the monkey from the local zoo!
There are some who 'believe' they look good with it, but actually look better without!

@secretz i feel you jare, i do rather see the babe without makeup, cus na she and me go dey sleep and wake up together, and i no wan dey have nightmares, you feel me, unless the girl wan dey wear makeup to bed.

I just love everything about babes that keep it natural,

- No boob job
- no lip job
- No butt job
- No v****a job   , (i no fit talk am)

I just drool over ladies that keep themselves natural, clean, modest, at the same time being freaks in bed.

I am likewise not for all those photoshoped ladies out there,

Uche2nna:
I stumbled on the pic and I dont save stuff so I cant post it, but believe me, she did not look as smooth as her touched up pics. Without make ups and technological enhancements , I could count a couple of Nkechi's, Bisi's and Hauwa's that are way ahead of her in terms of physical comeliness.

wetin Hauwa do you, aboki go cut off your head now you this snorty ndigbo,

My brother i understand you jare, one thing about me is that i likewise try to make sure i can see a girl without make so that i can make a better judgement of her beauty, otherwise dem girls fit be Beauty (when with make up) and Beast (when without make up). and i know wan make mistake carry beast for house you feel me,

Uche2nna:
lol

Of course, most of the pics of these celebs are photoshopped and airbrushed. I saw Tyra banks picture ( an unedited one) I nearly fell off my chair.

Abeg post am,

dayokanu:
Anyone who wants to marry a virgin should also be a virgin himself. N2A are you a Virgin?

@dayokanu and @FL Gators

Sorry that information is on a need to know basis,

Moreover , the topic was not talking about men and virginity,  hence there is no legal and logical basis by which to answer the question.

Moreover sef, I have already said:


Yes I can marry a virgin

Yes I can marry a non-virgin

No I cannot marry a LovePeddler



Case closed, and in the words of Missy Elliot it don't matter so long as she can work it  and so long as she's not a LovePeddler.

http://www./video/x15tvy_missy-elliot-work-it_music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWhU5NK0n-E

[flash=425,355]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/qWhU5NK0n-E[/flash]

Tranngirls:
Well my top three posters on Nairaland are
Gabrywyl, zitar and Iyakadijat

and my worst three posters on Nairaland are
sistawoman, iice and No2Atheism

@Tranngirls

You're welcome, at least half bread is better than chin chin

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=481.msg3814356#msg3814356 date=1241323003]Bro Dayo,

So you too should marry a virgin

N2A a virgin? Yea, and Thailand is in Los Angelos[/quote] ,  FL Gators ,  (seems some people need medical discipline/spanking  )

For me marrying a virgin is a desire but not a compulsion, hence although as a bible believer, I desire to marry a virgin both for the novelty and also because of the spiritual implications/problems associated with pre-marital sex. Nevertheless[b] I am not naive enough to think that all bible believers are virgins[/b]. Hence i don't have any problem with marrying non-virgin under certain considerations (e.g. consideration of being a bible believer).

The most important thing is that i meet a babe (who meets all my specs) and to whom i can truly say "I love you", without feeling that am lying about it.

If it turns out that the babe willingly/personally tells me that she is not a virgin, frankly I would not be bothered and I won't really care because I am not perfect either, and because am more interested in my love for her and hers for me. So i don't have any problem with her not being a virgin so long as her personal history (which she tells me) shows that she's not a LovePeddler, but rather that she was a victim of men that took advantage of her in previous failed relationships.

The truth is that most of us are damaged goods anyway, hence i don't think its fair to condemn women who have lost their virginity due to failed relationships, however[b] i have no respect and desire for ladies who are sex addicts and whores just for the fun of it[/b].


Yes I can marry a virgin
Yes I can marry a non-virgin
No I cannot marry a LovePeddler


I rest my case,

ThiefOfHearts:
Na by force you people entertain this lunatic? Na only their knees? Dont they also balance it on their yansh.

Were Sabo.

LMAO ,    ,  @TOH you are bad ,  how person go take balance food for yansh.

ibkaye:
https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Laughing/lol-049.gif

On their right breast sef, the left would be a sign of disrespect

ibkaye, how were you able to implement that emoticon,

Singalex:
hello fellows pls advice me,wat ll u do if ur gal frnd jst calls u up on phone n tells u dat she wants 2 brk up wit u witout u guys having any problem.pls i nid ur advice,

, Its all good, loving somebody and somebody loves you back,

First and foremost, how old are you, also please:

   - are you sure you have told us everything that happened in that relationship
   -  are you sure you did not do something wrong,
   -  are you sure everything you just told us is exactly true.

Secondly, please note that you loving her is not enough, she has to love you back for there to be a genuine relationship. Hence please don't waste your time trying to convince her to have a change of mind, you are a man you do not have any expiry date, hence if she feels what she's doing is in her best interest you simply have to let her go. Truth is that you would probably find someone better or worse (depending on your own character as a person).

Thirdly common sense and experience tells us that woman are better at working at and keeping their relationship with men, i.e. women are the ones who seek to make sure their relationships does not end, while men are the ones who usually run from a relationship. Hence for her to even consider wanting to break up with you means there is a very important reason. Please understand that a girl telling you she wants to break up with you simply tells you two things:

- either she's protecting you from something bad or
- she simply does not really love you anymore.

Finally make sure you ask her to tell you the reason for the breakup, so that you can know and then work on yourself,

As far as the way forward, it would depend on the outcome of the 4 different suggestions listed above.

chinesedoll:
sexyhotmom yes

but who da heck is riskie ehn?

oops at least i got 2 out of 3 ,

So why d frowning face by the way,

chinesedoll:
abeg make fight start
its been a while now

hold on a minute, , I think riskie, sexyhotmom and chinesedoll are all the same person,