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Chineke mee,

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=226848.msg3799371#msg3799371 date=1241025047]We're still living. Why dnt we enjoy it as it is.

Let death take care of its own [/quote]Toyin what else should i do,

toshmann:
@toyinyaro et al

lekwanu m love o , bia, toyinyaro, a-like-iri m photo di na profile gi but why iji wepu your face? ok, nsogbu adighi, i can manage without it. after all, ebe m need-iri wu just ebe ahu . . u know . . .

but kedu ka this thread si wuru ebe ana eme romance . . . . mana odirokwa bad at all

umuoma are always welcome

toshmann you better go find your own wife for front,

Toyin you better tell am,

life and death,

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=226848.msg3799315#msg3799315 date=1241024589]rotflmao. . . .ahhhh, I have the "pelebe" one o, not the one that sticks out
cool, I knew I could count on you.
jUST KEEP PERVERT BUSY, WILL YA [/quote]I take it we ain't gonna discuss,

Anyways I made sure to save myself a copy to play around with

gay gay gay,

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=226848.msg3799277#msg3799277 date=1241024299]Did we have sth to begin with?

stop am o   [/quote]u are still denying me in public, have  you forgotten that i told you last month that i didn't see my period , after you did many things to me

Toyin don dump me, ahaaa why

As far as i remember and understand, the technicality comes from the fact that Adultery is the only excuse permitted as a ground for "divorce" in the bible, and to make it worse "both of them are not permitted to remarry" after divorce, infact any other sex with anyone else after divorce is considered "adultery".

Hence you see, whether or not the husband and first wife get divorced or not, the husband still does not have a spiritual right to start servicing another woman. His subscription to lawful consensual sex still remains locked with the first woman forever.

Even the mighty Mukina does not know my picture, na only Mary, Seun and a few other people sabi how i look, so you can keep trying dudes, good luck to ya.

Abi Mukina wetin i talk, abi i lie,

@thief of hearts, haba now oti tooo. pele pele, nigba ti o kin se pe iwo ati obinrin yen tin nija tele.

@amebono.1 welldone i don see your handiwork,

Jarus:
@No2atheism
So u're also a Great Ife. Good knowing prominent Nlders are Great Ife. The King of NL himself matriculated as Ife student. Dayokanu,Eastbay(?) and some other folk in sports section are also Great Ife. I can remember one sports thread suddenly turning into Great Ife discussions.

When did u graduate? Were you Seun's mate?

Yep i was Seun's Mate - same class, same course and sligthly similar introverted nature, "crazy men flock together "

Finished in 2004,

spikedcylinder:
Lol. I am Nigerian.

IyaKadijat:
Sorry-someone suggested you weren't and I just ran with it, lol!

Ooops, my bad

Yep i was the one who put my foot in my mouth by making the mistake of insinuating that she was not a Nigerian,

@spikecylinder sorry about the attempt to deport you from naija,  ,  considering that i now know that u be full blooded naija,

Pataki:
You are very intelligent!

Done that, cross-checked his identity on some social utility website and VOILA! his identity is already known. Simple as A-B-C.

biina:
Sorry to jump into your little game:
A faster way to identify No2Atheism is to take the pic in the first post, and reverse the blurring process, which is not difficult, given that he likely used one of the standard processes, and there is ample amount of background objects with defined edges in the pic

Easier said than done,

Ife na wa o.

Also had 5 points a couple of times over the duration of my 5-years course, nevertheless I have to say that I was lucky and fortunate enough to still finish with something sha, despite all the drama in between.

For sure, my 300-level was seriously wowo, i got so mad one day i decided not to even bother to study for a particular departmental exam, i escaped with a C in that particular course .

That campus na fire, some lecturers are mostly interested in their Ego more than actually teaching and lecturing the students to make them understand, and pass with flying colours.


Seun Osewa (Nairaland Owner) was also a bad-ass student while he was in Great Ife,

spikedcylinder , its a lie, don't tell me you also attended Great Ife , , for which any other one is a counterfeit.

Okay, now i know you are a Nigerian dating a Nigerian , cus only a Nigerian can survive in that school,

spikedcylinder:
Huh? It was an hypothetical example. Was that now obvious?

you tell me,

mukina2:
No2
Yes na i go report you
you nor dey tire shey?

      ,  what should i do to ensure i get reported to and delivered to the moderator in  handcuffs  , 

Cristalz:
@Muki
  Just marry both of them abeg so there can be peace.  .  .DK can take you on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays.  .  .No2Atheism will take you on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays.  .  .Sundays are for you, to rest and recover.

@Kristalz

Wetin wetin wetin, apmaka biko, wayo wayo o , , abeg leave me and my favourite muslim/gunner baby alone oh, don't you know that i find woman in Hijab/Burqar to be hot like chilli pepper, 

Or you too tell me, is she not hot like fire, 

So hope you ves wen i talk say i want the whole of Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and even Sundays  , well am selfish, what can i say

mukina2:
Happy Birthday Bro

make them score goals today, even if na pumpkin head score sef, i nor go vex


NO2
i will report you to the moderator oh

@mukina2 baby haba now , , , please don't report me to the moderator.

@toyinrayo, i dey ves wit u so please please we need to talk urgently,

send your YIM to my email: No2Atheism@gmail.com after which i would then contact you via my own yahoo messenger account,

don't be afraid "Alagolo" No am not pregnant for you, you don't have to fear,

@toyinrayo, i dey ves wit u so please please we need to talk urgently,

send your YIM to my email: No2Atheism@gmail.com after which i would then contact you via my own yahoo messenger account,

don't be afraid "Alagolo" No am not pregnant for you, you don't have to fear,

spikedcylinder:
I am yet to see any fault in this woman.
She loved and lived with a man for 8 years, whats wrong with that? She has his baby and was happy with him until she found out he was still married.Anyone, absolutely, anyone can fall for that. In fact, I haven't seen any tell tale signs from what she has said that could have warned her the man was still married.
He wasn't pushing to marry her like other Nigerian men would have done to get papers, he lived with her and actually had a child by her, he confessed to having had a baby mama (who doesn't?). Unless she's a super human, I don't think there's any way she could have known the man was/is a Arrow.
As for looking for another Nigerian man, whats wrong with that also? My first boyfriend was Nigerian, does this mean because he broke my heart, I should go seeking Ghanaian men? I don't get this.

@spikedcylinder

1. Which technically means that you yourself are not a Nigerian,

or

2. Does that mean you still dating a Nigerian as of now,


@TOH

Abeg pele pele loro obinrin yii ton fun ni esi , ko kin se gbogbo nkan lebi e.

Gbiyanju lati sanu e die,

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=247857.msg3795184#msg3795184 date=1240963792]I hope Arsene gets his tactics right we need goals at OT even a score draw would do i am confident the Scumtwats would be twatted at the Emiraati!!
Boi you need Jesus   [/quote]

dayokanu:
Dobo,
How can you be so heartless to leave Ennyluv in the garage for that long?
Are you telling me you do stuffs in the garage now and on the bench for that matter,
I guess the neighbour downstairs complained about the earth tremor happening upstair
You shoulda forgiven her for breaking your waist while at it.

Mukina2 has tasted better things and she is no longer a Gayyner. She has seen the light.
She is very straight just like Silvestres head.
She knows how we do it at the Sabenner Strasse. We are very efficient people.

"Touching the right Spots"

N2A, You are doing YIM with my wife while I am replying you on her computer. Siddon there make trouser dey wear you

@dayokanu you are on your own,

@dayokanu you don dey practise polygamy for Nairaland, abi which one you dey talk about Mukina again when you are still asking for Karmamods pictures, yeye man.

@Mukina2 baby abi u wan answer this old man called ", dayokanu, " this one wey him dey look for trouble with another man's wife, abi you no tell him say you don get husband and born pikin sef,

biina:
Please explain the part in bold

which kind of explanation wantest u

1. The unfortunate truth is that "Divorce" is a very tricky case,

2. Technically a man and a woman cannot be divorced as far as spiritual matters are concerned, its just the hardness and ori kun kun of human beings that try to force the hand of the Creator in issues relating to marriage and divorce.

3. Hence[i] technically[/i] the man's marriage to the second wife is not really official as far as spiritual matters are concerned. Hence technically the man does not have a license to shag the second wife. Cus his subscription to the first wife is technically supposed to last forever.

4. Hence it can be argued from a spiritual point of view that the woman and the former husband still have a right to shag each other crazy again and again because they were and still are already joined together forever spiritually the first time they became publicly and officially married.

5. Reality however is that its all just one big messy case of Adultery/Infidelity/Lust, whether divorce is ratified by law or not.

6. @DayoKanu wetin you want take Karmamods picture do, abeg wayo wayo, you dey look for trouble oh,  , just kidding,

1. Can one call the name of the Creator in vain - Yes
     
- Because the heart of man is desperately wicked, hence any man can easily use the True Name of the Creator in Vain via their ulterior motives.

2. What does it mean to use the name of the Creator in Vain

- When the name is used for Ulterior physical or spiritual motives/actions.
- When the name is used for purposes contradictory to what the bible says.
- When the name is used for sincere but stupid reasons that are not based on the Bible.
- When someone is telling a joke.



3. Does that mean one should never use the name of the Creator - No
   
    - Because there are genuine cases during prayer, praise and worship and baptism that the name of the Creator is genuinely required.
    - The use of the name of the Creator is thus intricately entwined with the intent of the heart of the person using it in accordance with bible.


4. Is the word God the name of the Creator - No
   
    - The word God is a generic word that has been used to infiltrate the church.
    - There are many[i] false gods[/i] and false beliefs that also use the capitalised form "God" for their own false gods, hence their is need for proper identification.
    - There is no difference in pronounciation between the word God or god, hence it is important to use the True Name of the Creator for proper identification.
    - Using the True Name of the Creator allows one to be 100% sure that one is only refering to the Creator alone and not to any false generic god.


5. Did the Creator tell us never to use His name - No
   
    - The Bible tells us when, where and how to use the Creator's True Name in a way that would not amount to using it in vain.
    - Baptism is one specific example of where the Creator told us to specifically use the[b] Name of the Creator[/b], the Name of the Son and the Name of the HolySpirit.


6. What did the Creator tell us about His name :
   
    -  He told us not to call it in vain
    -  He never told us not to use it at all. 
    - The fable that we should never use the True Name of the Creator under the right biblical circumstances, is just another Tradition of men, meant to enslave many.



7. So what does it mean in terms of what the Catholic Church said about never using the name of the Creator
   
    - It means they are lying,
    - It means they are heretic,
    - It means they are unbiblical,
    - It how they continue to be an apostate church
    - It shows that they are talking through their asses.



8. Is the Catholic Church the final authority on all things Biblical and Spiritual - NO


9. Who or What is the Final Authority on all things Biblical and Spiritual - The Bible itself



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-[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=266122.msg3795274#msg3795274 date=1240965936]You will have to show me the Bible reference where he says he gives authority to whosoever calleth on the name of the Lord.

But here are my Bible references.

The authority of the apostles

Matt. 10:40 - Jesus declares to His apostles, "he who receives you, receives Me, and he who rejects you, rejects Me and the One who sent Me." Jesus freely gives His authority to the apostles in order for them to effectively convert the world.

Matt. 16:19; 18:18 - the apostles are given Christ's authority to make visible decisions on earth that will be ratified in heaven. God raises up humanity in Christ by exalting his chosen leaders and endowing them with the authority and grace they need to bring about the conversion of all. Without a central authority in the Church, there would be chaos (as there is in Protestantism). Take note that not all his disciples recieved this authority. If so we can all start binding and loosing and making decisions in heaven. That means if David hates me and says on his power to bind and loose, ~Lady~ shall go to hell, and then ~Lady~ says by her power to bind and loose she shall not go to hell, God is going to have a hard time choosing which one to honour o. 

Luke 9:1; 10:19 - Jesus gives the apostles authority over the natural and the supernatural (diseases, demons, serpents, and scorpions).

Luke 10:16 - Jesus tells His apostles, "he who hears you, hears Me." When we hear the bishops' teaching on the faith, we hear Christ Himself

Luke 22:29 - the Father gives the kingdom to the Son, and the Son gives the kingdom to the apostles. The gift is transferred from the Father to the Son to the apostles.

John 5:30 - similarly, Jesus as man does nothing of His own authority, but He acts under the authority of the Father.

John 7:16-17 - Jesus as man states that His authority is not His own, but from God. He will transfer this authority to other men.

John 8:28 - Jesus says He does nothing on His own authority. Similarly, the apostles will do nothing on their own authority. Their authority comes from God.

John 12:49 - The father's authority is transferred to the Son. The Son does not speak on his own. This is a transfer of divine authority.

John 13:20 - Jesus says, "he who receives anyone who I send, receives Me." He who receives the apostles, receives Christ Himself. He who rejects the apostles and their successors, rejects Christ

John 16:14-15 - what the Father has, the Son has, and the Son gives it to the apostles. The authority is not lessened or mitigated

Acts 20:28 - the apostles are shepherds and guardians appointed by the Holy Spirit / 1 Peter 2:25 - Jesus is the Shepherd and Guardian. The apostles, by the power of the Spirit, share Christ's ministry and authority.

Eph. 2:20 - the Christian faith is built upon the foundation of the apostles. The word "foundation" proves that it does not die with apostles, but carries on through succession

That authority given to the apostles are transferred by means of ordination.

Acts 1:15-26 - the first thing Peter does after Jesus ascends into heaven is implement apostolic succession. Matthias is ordained with full apostolic authority. Only the Catholic Church can demonstrate an unbroken apostolic lineage to the apostles in union with Peter through the sacrament of ordination and thereby claim to teach with Christ's own authority.

Acts 1:20 - a successor of Judas is chosen. The authority of his office (his "bishopric" is respected notwithstanding his egregious sin. The necessity to have apostolic succession in order for the Church to survive was understood by all. God never said, "I'll give you leaders with authority for about 400 years, but after the Bible is compiled, you are all on your own

Acts 6:6 - apostolic authority is transferred through the laying on of hands (ordination). This authority has transferred beyond the original twelve apostles as the Church has grown

Acts 13:3 - apostolic authority is transferred through the laying on of hands (ordination). This authority must come from a Catholic bishop.

Acts 14:23 - the apostles and newly-ordained men appointed elders to have authority throughout the Church. Ore mi u do not have authority over your own self on this matter. No one in the Bible reads the Bible and decides on his own, if he did show me o.

Acts 15:22-27 - preachers of the Word must be sent by the bishops in union with the Church. We must trace this authority to the apostles.
In short this one I will post the whole passages here for you and others to see as I love it so much. It is the greatest rebuke of all preachers not in the Catholic church.
22 Then it pleased the apostles and ancients, with the whole church, to choose men of their own company, and to send to Antioch, with Paul and Barnabas, namely, Judas, who was surnamed Barsabas, and Silas, chief men among the brethren.
23 Writing by their hands: The apostles and ancients, brethren, to the brethren of the Gentiles that are at Antioch, and in Syria and Cilicia, greeting.
24 Forasmuch as we have heard, that some going out from us have troubled you with words, subverting your souls; to whom we gave no commandment:
25 It hath seemed good to us, being assembled together, to choose out men, and to send them unto you, with our well beloved Barnabas and Paul:
26 Men that have given their lives for the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
27 We have sent therefore Judas and Silas, who themselves also will, by word of mouth, tell you the same things

This passage tells us that there were men that were NOT commissioned by the Apostles, and they got up and started preaching, and because they weren't commissioned by the apostles they were teaching error. But notice how organsied the Church is, the Church sent a letter to the community along with soldiers, apostles that they commissioned themselves. Aburo mi it is not small matter, when men gave themselves authority as your pastors and yourselves have done, they Church spoke against them.

1 Tim. 4:14 - again, apostolic authority is transferred through the laying on of hands (ordination).

1 Tim. 5:22 - Paul urges Timothy to be careful in laying on the hands (ordaining others). The gift of authority is a reality and cannot be used indiscriminately

2 Tim. 1:6 - Paul again reminds Timothy the unique gift of God that he received through the laying on of hands

1 John 4:6 - whoever knows God listens to us (the bishops and the successors to the apostles). This is the way we discern truth and error (not just by reading the Bible and interpreting it for ourselves).

Rom. 15:16 – Paul says he is a minister of Christ Jesus to the Gentiles in the priestly service of the gospel of God, so that the offering of the Gentiles may be acceptable. This refers to the ministerial priesthood of the ordained which is distinguishable from the universal priesthood of the laity. Notice the Gentiles are the “sacrifice” and Paul does the “offering.”

1 Cor. 5:3-5; 16:22; 1 Tim. 1:20; Gal 1:8; Matt 18:17 – these verses show the authority of the elders to excommunicate / anathemize ("deliver to satan".
whooo weee that Paul of a man, anathemizing people left and right, and he's a man o, who gave him that right eh?

2 Cor. 2:17 - Paul says the elders are not just random peddlers of God's word. They are actually commissioned by God. It is not self-appointed authority

2 Cor. 5:20 - Paul says we are "ambassadors" for Christ. This means that the apostles and their successors share an actual participation in Christ's mission, which includes healing, forgiving sins, and confecting the sacraments.

1 Tim. 5:17 - Paul charges the members of the Church to honor the appointed elders (“priests”) of the Church.

Now there are so much more, but I think this will suffice. Hope it's not too much sha.

But I think there's a question u may want to ask, and I think that will be so how is the Catholic Church, the Church in the Bible?

Answer is simple. The Catholic Church has stood for 2000years, and is directly linked to the apostles, and the oldest instance where we see written down that the Church of Christ is called Catholic is by St. Ignatius of Antioch in 100-110 AD, and even at that time, the word Catholic seems to have been a frequented word in describing the Church of Christ.

Now aburo mi, I agree that the Church or rather some members of the Church have done some very despicable things that should never have been thought of, but no where does it say that all the members in the Church will be sinless and free of evil. Infact Jesus states that there will be the good and the bad. But just because there are bad people does not mean that the Church's teachings are wrong. Because Christ already says he will guide us into all truth, and that's why for 2000 years the teaching of the Catholic church has not changed and will not change.

Also if you think we're teaching the wrong thing, ore mi, do research about the beliefs of the early christians, check with historians about what they did, how they lived, how they acted, and what they believed.

You won't believe me I know, so check with historians.[/quote]----------------------
@Lady

First and foremost, I have missed you gan ni, how you dey, how is your husband to be, hope you never put on weight sha,

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@Lady, secondly,


Please what you just did above with those bible verses you quoted is absolute nonsense, because we are not interested in being indoctrinated with your intepretation.

Please its is wrong for you to claim to be quoting bible verses and instead of showing the bible verses themselves, you are only giving us your interpretation alone,

Please we don't need to know your own interpretation, instead we are interested in knowing what those bible verses says so that we can compare and contrast,

Please do us a favour and properly quote those bible verses exactly the way it is written in your own bible, and stop trying to feed us what you think they mean,

Please do not try to tell us what each bible verses says or does not say,

Please let your interpretation be different from the bible verse you are quoting,


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@Lady

Finally please for goodness sake change your profile picture, that bloody picture would have spent up to 6months there now wetin , abeg we want a fresh picture to look at    ,  Hope you comply , otherwise BAN 

dayokanu:
Dobo,
How can you be so heartless to leave Ennyluv in the garage for that long?
Are you telling me you do stuffs in the garage now and on the bench for that matter,
I guess the neighbour downstairs complained about the earth tremor happening upstair
You shoulda forgiven her for breaking your waist while at it.

Mukina2 has tasted better things and she is no longer a Gayyner. She has seen the light.
She is very straight just like Silvestres head.
She knows how we do it at the Sabenner Strasse. We are very efficient people.

"Touching the right Spots"

N2A, You are doing YIM with my wife while I am replying you on her computer. Siddon there make trouser dey wear you

Dayo please stay off KoolAid,

Who is your wife,

How can you accuse me of chatting up your wife when i am here on nairaland chatting with you,

@debosky and @kanu, you better stop dissing "Ennyluv", its not fair,

Some ladies and women are very sensitive to such kind of ridicule about their bodies,

dayokanu:
Mr N2A Lana Dont you know I am the Dayo she is referring to? and Stay back If you are so Hot ask Mr Dobosky to loan you Ennyluv.

Mukina2 is mine Ask anyone around here

Sidon there i don snatch Mukina comot from your grip,

karmamod, karmamod, karmamod, karmamod, karmamod, ( yes i have been bribed, okay sue me, )

mukina2:
Please try it .

request kei . . dreamer

NO2
dayo go soon come for you

Dayo, , Who is Dayo, so many Dayos in this world, 

Mukina baby, you are now using code words to talk, I like that.

Your husband lucky say na him meet you before me, otherwise even Olabowale for no fit prise you from my grip of love,  ,

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Sharon, do you know what happened to the "Muffin Man", well if you don't, you better stop harrassing my Mukina2 baby otherwise,