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Phones › Re: If You Know This Phone, You Must Be Married. Nobody knows the name by NoahHadNoArk:
Na Motorola

I dey look down on people wey been get am dt year like say na poverty be their second name.

Matabue1985:
I believe this comment was made by a kid! Please how old are you? Let me school you, when this phone came out within 2005 or 2006 it was among the most expensive phone then it was like our iphone pro max then, next time don't come online to say what you don't know
That’s not the Motorola blade or Razr, that’s the Motorola motorfone F3

Motorola's new Motofone F3 is the phone many people are looking for -- a handset without all the fancy-pants extras built in. It makes calls, does text messages and that's it.

There's no camera, no Internet access and none of that multimedia nonsense. It's also very slim and has the longest battery life we've seen in ages.

Crime › Re: Beware Of This Scammer By Name Chimdi Chris Nwankwo FLW by NoahHadNoArk: 6:43pm On May 13, 2024
Op d guy do 3some with your babe and your mama or Wetin?!😂


Why you dey take am personal

Tell us exactly how he defrauded you
Sports › Re: Prove You're A Football Genius! Answer This Football Trivial Question by NoahHadNoArk: 3:17pm On May 12, 2024
B
Romance › Re: When Two Conjified People Meet by NoahHadNoArk: 7:16pm On May 11, 2024
Tinubu, Hunger and Hardship is to blame
NYSC › Re: Football/sports Writers Wanted - With Good Pay by NoahHadNoArk: 4:01pm On May 11, 2024
One will write a good test article which will be used but will never be paid for.
Good luck to y’all
Crime › Re: Efcc: Court Jails 41 Yahoo Boys In Anambra (see List) by NoahHadNoArk: 5:08pm On May 10, 2024
Airlord2030:
All the names there are igbo.

No other tribe lives in igboland apart from igbos. That is how unpleasant igboland is.
Absolutely no need for this senseless comment………..crime and Offences are not synonymous to only one tribe in the country,
Or race in the world. Anyone could steal, kill, embezzle and vandalize.


No need stirring up a hornets nest with your inciting comments and displaying your fear and dislike for another man’s race or tribe.


Receive Sense
Romance › Re: Wife Betrays Her Husband by NoahHadNoArk: 9:06am On May 10, 2024
Stale😒
Crime › Re: Scammer Tracked To Uromi Edo State by NoahHadNoArk: 10:09pm On May 09, 2024
You sent money to him so you have his acct details…….reach out to your contact in any branch of his bank for his personal details and address, (as working guy you must have friends in all the major banks in Nigeria, for times like this) or retrieve his BVN from the comfort of your home and get the same personal information down to his mother’s maiden name and phone numbers of next of kin.

This is easy, been there done that. Dm for more info if you wish.

Now that you armed with these information, ball is in your court to go to either the police, DSS, SSS, Okija shrine or The EzeMmuo closest to you for your brand of Justice.

My peace I leave you
Business › Re: Cracked Palm Kernels For Sale From Uyo, We Deliver To Anywhere In The Country. by NoahHadNoArk(op): 10:30am On May 06, 2024
Business never sleeps, money must be made, bills must be paid.

Business › Cracked Palm Kernels For Sale From Uyo, We Deliver To Anywhere In The Country. by NoahHadNoArk(op): 10:27am On May 06, 2024
Call and order your cracked palm kernels from our farm at Uyo. Even if it’s 100 tonnes you need, you will get it.

Price now is 400naira per kg.

08064437054

You can also call or whatsapp to enquire how to get started on this very lucrative of businesses and I show you how, all for a token.

Don’t sleep on it.
Crime › Re: Uyo People, Stop And Have A Look At This by NoahHadNoArk: 10:20am On May 06, 2024
Attach pics
Politics › Re: Sokoto State Governor Ahmed Aliyu Sharing 1,000 Naira During A Condolence Visit by NoahHadNoArk: 10:19am On May 06, 2024
What’s the purpose of this thread?!

He shared 1000 to everyone for Lunch or airtime, what could be wrong with that?!

If he shares 10k each you say he’s corrupt and mismanaging funds.

Again I ask what exactly you hope to gain creating this thread.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Fathers Fight Dirty Over Tithe by NoahHadNoArk: 10:11am On May 06, 2024
Where are the Reverend Fathers?!

Stop being unfortunate, don’t peddle lies and cooked stories just to generate traffic.
Romance › Re: Man Surprises His Two Wives With Their First Cars(photos) by NoahHadNoArk:
3some sure this man every night

You can’t take it away from him😁
Romance › Re: Gurus Pls Help: Pls How Can I Delete Se.xtape From Internet And People Phones by NoahHadNoArk: 12:13pm On May 02, 2024
Lalami3232:
Should we tell himhuh grin
He knows 😂
Romance › Re: Any Woman Who Is Not A Virgin On Her Wedding Night Will Be Stoned To Death! by NoahHadNoArk: 12:05pm On May 02, 2024
Fuel is scarce

No Power supply

Prices of food by rising

Insurgency and insecurity the order of the day

None of this concerns or bothers you even if it’s affecting you?!


All you can think of is quoting from a book of fables written many thousand years ago and trying to apply them to our modern time And era where nudity and promiscuity is the order of the day and everyone is getting along and moving on like it’s nothing.


OP, unless you have at least 10million in your account, and you have a stable source of income, sure of your next meal and you know where to get petrol for your Generator and Car (if you have one) without standing in a queue for hours, save your data and use it to make money on the internet.

Stop sounding like A prophet of doom and adding panic to an already growing list of problems Nigerians are facing.

There’s no need to bring this up whatsoever, no girl is being stoned or facing prosecution for not being a virgin……..we’ve got more serious issues to attend to.

Again I say Use your data wisely.



My peace I leave you
Webmasters › Re: Ajibola Irewole Aka Ajibola Godwin Of Tiktok Is A Scammer by NoahHadNoArk: 7:38am On May 01, 2024
I hope your allegations are true

Using his account details, getting his Bvn, personal information and home address is easy, tracking him down will take less than 48hrs, what you want him to do for you?! Refund your money, or walk naked from his house to you to beg for forgiveness?!

You Decide

What’s his moniker on this platform
Webmasters › Re: Ajibola Irewole Aka Ajibola Godwin Of Tiktok Is A Scammer by NoahHadNoArk: 6:52am On May 01, 2024
Quick question

Wetin you wan carry 10k TikTok followers do?!?
Romance › Re: A Scenario In Church Involving A Christian Woman Married To A Non Christian by NoahHadNoArk: 6:21pm On Apr 29, 2024
guobe:
I don't want to be specific about the other religion.
If you know you know😁
Crime › Re: Goat Arrested For Attacking Dog And Pupils In South Africa (photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 9:14pm On Apr 26, 2024
Let there be peppersoup
Politics › Re: Keep Your Dollars So Tight, Don't Be Deceived. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:28pm On Apr 21, 2024
overseasnbeyond:
I don't know the magic of the so-called government.
How come the dollar is coming dowm but price of commodities is till high?
How come the dollar is coming down but government keep borrowing?

Keep your dollar so tight and buy more if you can.
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Boss
Been a while
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by NoahHadNoArk: 4:43pm On Apr 21, 2024
Please how can unsee something 😭
Crime › Re: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by NoahHadNoArk:
Obainoman6:
You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop.
Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.
How has this senseless comment helped in any way apart from praising and encouraging the Thieves for their “smartness” while mocking the victim for allowing his kindness and humanity to cost him 22k. ?!


I cringe in disgust when I see foolish/stupid comments like that “Mugu go fall, guy man chop” on this platform. Has our society really gotten to this low were thieves and criminals are congratulated and exalted for outsmarting and robbing their fellow Nigerians?!?

The Op created this thread to seek help in recovering his funds while also alerting the public as to the new methods these thieves devise by going as a couple and using a crying baby as a means of escape, yet you deemed it the right time and moment to display your foolishness by coming in to call the fraudster “wise”. Probably your parents I’m sure😒
From the abundance of your heart, I’m guessing scam is what you also do and you think it’s wise abi?!
Continue! Just one day for the owner

Next time if you have nothing reasonable to say switch off your data and take a nap, do not implicate yourself over something you know little About.

Ewu!
Politics › Re: What Is The Power Supply Situation In Your Area / Band? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:37pm On Apr 19, 2024
Udo Ekpo Mkpo,
Uyo
Akwa Ibom state


No light since 15 February
Christianity Etc › Re: Dunamis Church Still My Church ~ Vera Anyim by NoahHadNoArk: 7:06am On Apr 16, 2024
Free the sheepling
Education › Re: Who Killed Dele Giwa by NoahHadNoArk: 12:46am On Apr 13, 2024
Overseer0:
The story of Dele Giwa would not be well understood without telling the story of Nigeria’s most controversial female drug smuggler, “Glory Okon”.
Let us take you back in time.
On April 22, 1985, the National Security Organization (NSO) arrested a 35-year-old lady named Glory Okon at the Aminu Kano International Airport on charges of was smuggling substances suspected of being heroin and other hard drugs. She was preparing to leave Nigeria for the UK when she was found with 56.70 grams of the substance. 301 USD, 60 GBP, 20,000 Naira and 19,000 Italian Lira.
News about Gloria Okun flooded the local and international media. At a time when Nigerians were eager to know her fate, the Decree no. 20 of the Buhari military junta state’s that anyone found with strong drugs will be sentenced to death. Well, on April 28, 1985, six days after her arrest, Gloria Okon died in custody in a very mysterious and controversial manner.
Media reports said the cause of her Death was food poisoning. She is said to have shown no signs of illness until her arrest the next day. The customs official who jailed Gloria Okun said that on the day of her arrest, she asked for beans and rice, which were later given to her, before she complained and passed on.
What has this got to do with Dele Giwa?!😒
Sports › Re: 2 Draws Cut 1 Million Naira Direct. Combination Bet Won by NoahHadNoArk: 11:26pm On Apr 12, 2024
guobe:
Flex also won
Be the big boy and ignore that troll above

He’s desperate to have you reply him😂
Crime › Re: ‘I’m A Man,’ Bobrisky Confirms Gender In Court by NoahHadNoArk: 2:55pm On Apr 12, 2024
Dem go sodomise am for prison tire 😄
Dey play 😂

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