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Family › Re: Hurray! I Finally Came To Abuja! by NoahHadNoArk: 1:50pm On Apr 09, 2024
You say you do massage abi?!
Weh done😊





Who will be the first to ask, does it come with happy endings?” 😁
Nairaland General › Re: Watch The Solar Eclipse Live Courtesy NASA by NoahHadNoArk: 7:37am On Apr 09, 2024
gaby:
My dear brother, my geography teacher dead the day wey I suppose start school.

No fck with Orijin bitters.

Na 1pm I been want write.
I knew it 🤣🤣🤣


Senior man, how bodi

I’m a big fan, you will recognize me from my other account

How that side na
Nairaland General › Re: Watch The Solar Eclipse Live Courtesy NASA by NoahHadNoArk: 9:14pm On Apr 08, 2024
gaby:
It's dark out here at 1 am
1 am or 01:00 gmt, is one hour after midnight.

It’s dark anyway in the world by that hour.


Who taught you Geography?!
Romance › Re: YOUR Husband Is Safe With Me, You Will Have Him Back, All I by NoahHadNoArk: 8:51pm On Apr 06, 2024
EreluRoz:
Too long
Calm your fears bro, it’s not for people with low IQ
Romance › Re: Nigeria Police Confirm Death Of 14 Year Old Girl In Company Of Lover In Hotel Ro by NoahHadNoArk: 3:53pm On Apr 06, 2024
Something must kill a woman man😁
Crime › Re: Fraud Alert: Mozino007 is a scammer by NoahHadNoArk: 11:48pm On Apr 05, 2024
OP you’ve posted photos of two men, one is clearly not your scammer unless you saying the two worked together, highly unlikely.

Pls do your due diligence till the last line before you drag an innocent man into this very dirty mud.

The consequences are always dire


Receive sense
Crime › Re: Fraud Alert: Mozino007 is a scammer by NoahHadNoArk: 11:40pm On Apr 05, 2024
Pussyisgud:
He's not even the one in the picture and you op you are a veeeerrry duuuulll zombie and dundie.
That's what happens to zombies, mugu must fall for guyman to chop.
Op abeg go borrow sense you need am
This senseless comment has helped in no way….except for justifying the crime, blaming the victim for taking a hasty decision after the first loss, and praising the thief for taking advantage of a man who was clearly down. A curious reflection of the Nigerian mentality were tools for fraud n scam are sold in the open to the amusement and entertainment of law enforcement officials while corrupt and crooked leaders be exalted and treated as kings.

Switch off your data next time if you have nothing to say that will not implicate you and put you in the same Scene of the crime with the real criminals.


My peace I leave you
Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With Broke Guys? Ladies by NoahHadNoArk: 2:38am On Apr 03, 2024
orohbiro:
thanks can u send me something pls
So that you will call him broke and a big fool abi?!😒


Onye ara!
Nwa nkita !
Ozwor😒
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by NoahHadNoArk: 5:46pm On Apr 01, 2024
Watianoengineer:
Mtcheeew undecided
You are a wasted sperm😂
Romance › Re: I Want Married Women by NoahHadNoArk: 8:16am On Mar 31, 2024
BareFacedLies:
If this were the case then most of our top politicians would be dead and buried. grin

I hear that a significant proportion specialise in fúcking married women who come to them for favours
Call names or give clues
Nobody will flog you 😁
Phones › Re: "No Samsung Fold, No Entry" - Nigerian Big Boys Flaunt Samsung Folds Phones by NoahHadNoArk: 6:03pm On Mar 30, 2024
etrange:
It's not like the phone you used to type this will take you to heaven, but you still got it anyway, and that's because you can afford it. It's only when rich men get the one they can afford y'all remember it won't take them to heaven.
I’m surfing the net and making comments from HP Envy Laptop😒


You sweat from a baboon’s balls!
Phones › Re: "No Samsung Fold, No Entry" - Nigerian Big Boys Flaunt Samsung Folds Phones by NoahHadNoArk: 12:29pm On Mar 30, 2024
This is very proper and apt

Because one day that device will take us all to heaven.

Let’s keep…
…..It
Up!
Nairaland General › Re: Holy Thursday: Shaibu Joins Catholic Faithful At Mass For The 'washing Of Feet' by NoahHadNoArk: 11:42pm On Mar 28, 2024
Ance4Liverpool:
They should also use cotton bud and clean his ear
Your pop should have used a condom too
Romance › Re: Who Are You Taking Out For A Date Tems Or Tiwa Savage?(photo) by NoahHadNoArk: 3:41pm On Mar 26, 2024
Blitzking:
Wizzy
StarBoy is a legend 🤣
Romance › Re: Who Are You Taking Out For A Date Tems Or Tiwa Savage?(photo) by NoahHadNoArk: 3:28pm On Mar 26, 2024
Quick one

Name a guy who has bedded them two😁
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Welcomes Husband's Second Wife With Open Arms (pics, Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 5:50am On Mar 25, 2024
ORIAYO70:
The last name broke the back of the camel
😂😂😂
Romance › Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by NoahHadNoArk: 12:07am On Mar 24, 2024
saasala:
Sent you 4k now cos you claim to be hungry. If na lie you dey lie, na you come know
Seen, Bless

I wouldn’t claim or lie when it comes to hunger otherwise I will starve to death

Thanks again, you’ve given me bfast this morning.

For resorting to help me, a complete stranger out of nothing and in the midst of my hopelessness, I am forever indebted to you.
Family › Re: Nigerian Woman Welcomes Husband's Second Wife With Open Arms (pics, Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 10:06pm On Mar 23, 2024
Never in the history of love and mankind, was there ever peace between two women competing for one man’s attention.


Sarah and Hagar

Rachel and Leah

May Yul and Judy Austin


Add yours……..😁


I hope this one is different tho, 😂


My peace I leave them 🤣
Romance › Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by NoahHadNoArk: 9:36pm On Mar 23, 2024
StPete:
Na man you be. You deserve all the good things of life
Aza me na😩
Romance › Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by NoahHadNoArk: 5:06pm On Mar 23, 2024
AyobamiOluwole:
Thanks, I wish I can like this comment a million times.
Here’s a better way

8064437054
Opay

Instead of sending money to her who barely appreciates , send it here.

Man hasn’t eaten since Thursday😭

Bless up
Romance › Re: I Sent Her Out Of My House Late In The Night: Did I Do The Right Thing? by NoahHadNoArk:
So much gaslighting in the comments above me

She knew what she was coming for and she came for that purpose, only to chicken out at the last minute. It’s normal as a human to feel frustrated and believe you’ve been played on. Sending her out to create space for another female who is more than willing is fair if you ask me.
I mean she says that’s not what she’s here for

So telling her someone who is here for that is around and won’t be comfortable seeing her, anyone would understand that logic.

Now to the part of throwing her out with no money, take to mind you’ve been generous to her in the past. Most girls go around with the so called “vex money” and I’m guessing that’s what she fell back on, otherwise she would have given in to your requests for a simple cuddling and all would have been well.

Don’t allow any vaginarian manipulate you for any reason, all you asked for was a cuddle. That girl is having her brains banged out on a daily by a guy who is not doing even half of what you’ve done for her and that’s the irony of life.

My peace I leave you
Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Discover Your Fiancee Has This Kind Of Past? by NoahHadNoArk: 2:20am On Mar 22, 2024
Nothing wrong in any of those photos




Heat of the moment, that’s all.
Crime › Re: Who Is The Criminal? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:26pm On Mar 19, 2024
overseasnbeyond:
inbox me
30samdad@gmail.com
I have, @ibok
Travel › Re: Finally, I Got It by NoahHadNoArk: 4:27pm On Mar 19, 2024
I stop into your grace 🙏


For the guy above me who mentioned wedding, act like you haven’t heard him, a bad woman could ruin all you worked hard for over the years.


Godspeed
Romance › Re: A Different World Exists by NoahHadNoArk: 12:31pm On Mar 18, 2024
👆Nutcase👆
Sports › Re: My Little Contribution To The Supporters Club Of Bendel Insurance Fc by NoahHadNoArk: 8:58pm On Mar 17, 2024
Heart of Gold
Politics › Re: Nigerian Armed Forces Rules Of Engagement, Code Of Conduct by NoahHadNoArk: 11:22am On Mar 17, 2024
It will enter one ear and go out through the other😒
Nairaland General › Re: AI Was Asked To make a picture of Mother Teresa fighting against poverty (pics) by NoahHadNoArk: 3:39pm On Mar 15, 2024
Why black children?!

Why not a dragon headed monster or an evil tyrant like Abacha or Idi Amin😩

Na still blacks dem be sha🤣
Nairaland General › Re: AI Was Asked To make a picture of Mother Teresa fighting against poverty (pics) by NoahHadNoArk: 3:37pm On Mar 15, 2024
Chrisrare:
Nothing wrong with the pics. Blacks are to quick to scream racism over anything, they need to work on their inferiority complex.
Nothing wrong with poverty being painted as black children abi?!?😒


If you see nothing wrong with their colour, you see nothing wrong with them being depicted as children abi?!?😏


Or have you choosen today to show us your levels of dumbness ?!
Christianity Etc › Re: Methodist Church Claims ₦35M Damages For Collapsed Mast On Pastor’s Residence by NoahHadNoArk: 3:33pm On Mar 15, 2024
35 million is obviously negotiations


Bank should come up with something, if na 10million na still cash out for church😂


Who say church no be big business?!😂🤣

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