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Foreign Affairs › Re: Politician Gives Up Seat He Says Was Rigged For His Win by NoahHadNoArk: 8:37am On Feb 16, 2024
I know a country……
Romance › Re: 250,000 Naira Gifting For Widows by NoahHadNoArk: 7:27am On Feb 16, 2024
NemoDatQuod:
@guobe

Whoever owns that phone number is not picking their calls.

I've given up. Please be careful that people are not being coached before they pick up calls.



@guobe
Please leave this one to me directly. Doesn't look like N20K will solve her problem.
Thanks.
Please don’t give up, she went to pick up her son from school and left her phone in the shop. try reaching her here 09160370229 and give her a chance at paying rent for her shop pls, just her shop to keep her still in business, so she can raise income and feed her son and pay his fees. I could have made photos but I’m thinking against it, just call her and let her explain herself.

We rise by lifting others


Bless up
Romance › Re: 250,000 Naira Gifting For Widows by NoahHadNoArk: 7:23am On Feb 16, 2024
guobe:
@NoahHadNoArk I called her,she is not picking
She says she came in from picking up her boy from school to see your missed call. You can reach her 09160370229

Do the best for her

God bless
Romance › Re: 250,000 Naira Gifting For Widows by NoahHadNoArk:
guobe:
What is her phone number
09030050259


09160370229

She lost her husband last year April, he was buried in May, Esit Eket Akwa Ibom state.

She’s been struggling to keep her shop floating by means of stocking up and paying rents too for the shop and her one room apartment. Add to this the task of feeding and paying her 4yr olds fees and keeping him in school.

She’s 25yrs


Her name is Uduak. Please help her.

Her shop rent is 60k and her landlady is on her neck. That’s her number up there.


I hope God moves you or someone, anyone on this platform to help her.

Bless up
Crime › Re: Commercial Bus Driver Sets Traffic Control Officer On Fire In Edo (video + photo by NoahHadNoArk: 9:54am On Feb 10, 2024
godofuck231:
Am already in love with this driver
You twice as sick as him if you are lawless, have no regards for simple traffic rules and will recommend arson as solution for anything.

Seek help!
Crime › Re: Thailand Arrests Trio In Romance Scam Bust (photo) by NoahHadNoArk:
immortalcrown:
Where is the woman in the picture?
She’s Thai citizen so her identity won’t be disclosed.
Crime › Re: Female Kidnapper, Janet Igohia Arrested Trying To Pick ₦1.5M Ransom In Taraba by NoahHadNoArk: 9:42am On Feb 09, 2024
If na man una for don hang tire ever since
Sports › Re: Breaking : Algeria Wants Jose Piesero As Next Coach by NoahHadNoArk:
orohbiro:
That was a 16team tournament now is 24team tournament out of 24 teems he came out top4 and u talking trash. I guess u one of those praying will crash out early but guess what u disappointed. Even if we sack piesero now this man we surely get another Job y you will be languishing in poverty
Hold your fire!
Agriculture › Re: Where To Buy Palm Kernels In Large Quantities by NoahHadNoArk: 2:59pm On Feb 02, 2024
Crime › Re: Woman cry for help, 50 Litres Davon Kings Cooking Oil She Bought Turned To Water by NoahHadNoArk:
Opintiwa:
Your ma also sneak out to buy you cannabis as snacks?
Uncalled for…..
I never referred to you in anyway neither did I mention any of your parents.


Keep me out of your mentions if you’ve got no home training or regards for your family at home.


Also Keep my name away from any form of recreational drugs be it a joke or not

Pls be guided
Crime › Re: Woman cry for help, 50 Litres Davon Kings Cooking Oil She Bought Turned To Water by NoahHadNoArk: 7:09am On Feb 02, 2024
It happened more 2000yrs ago in Cana and we all believed it to be a miracle.



Why is this one different?!
Crime › Re: Man Electrocuted While Stealing Transformer Cables In Edo by NoahHadNoArk: 6:43pm On Jan 31, 2024
This is really sad 😢

I hope the Electric wire is OK
NYSC › Re: Unable To Register by NoahHadNoArk: 6:41pm On Jan 31, 2024
Upload your NIN
Sports › Re: Deputy Echeta Sinks Enyimba Of Aba by NoahHadNoArk: 1:15pm On Jan 31, 2024
Excuse me sir😒
Uncle please no vex Abeg

What you say his first name is ?!😳

Lemme guess, he’s from Bayelsa abi?! Wey dem dey name person Government, Christmas, Liverpool.

As in, person born, papa call am Deputy abi?! Why e no add Governor?!?


Let me just come and be going 😫😫😫
Romance › Re: Help, My Wife Still Speaks With Her Ex! by NoahHadNoArk: 8:08pm On Jan 25, 2024
[quote author=Otunbalai post=128124822][/quote]Whatsapp me


Number in bio
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Another Kidnapper In Abuja by NoahHadNoArk: 2:37pm On Jan 25, 2024
Pictures or…………..


A true Nairalander should complete
Romance › Re: Have You Experienced This With Google Before??? by NoahHadNoArk: 1:19am On Jan 25, 2024
drimzsmoke:
Please where can I change that settingshuh
Do well to take down my account details in your mention on that other thread about a man’s wife and her ex, I made a mistake.


Thank you very much
Romance › Re: Help, My Wife Still Speaks With Her Ex! by NoahHadNoArk:
This equation is very simple


She was dating that ex but chose to marry you because you presented her a lifetime chance of leaving the country. Her heart and mind is with that ex and frankly my friend, I will say to you that is a very dangerous thing, like prophet odumeje will say, “it is veli gengelos”.

That’ she keeps in touch with that ex is she getting closer to banging him one day should the opportunity arise, Okafors law remains constant. Get ready to keep harboring trust issues and be prepared to raise a child that is not yours.

Install the WhatsApp spy app on her device, I can help with that if you can reach me. But I must warn you that the can of warms you will dig up will leave you sick for one full year😂 cause no be only that ex matter you go see🤣🤣🤣


I do not envy you one bit😂

Give her one final warning and ask her to desist from reaching that so call ex again. Should she continue, call off the marriage without warning and send her packing to her father to correct his mistake of giving her to you as wife in the first place and give her to that ex instead to make his second wife. Do this for the sake of your sanity.

Why that gender no go ever get sense na Wetin I no go ever understand!😩


I am so wired with the alpha male ideology that if my partner, be it wife, gf or fiancé, does as much as reply to her ex or keep in touch with him when we are together, I’m done loving you, I send you to him since you can’t do without him.

They can only be one king in a woman’s heart.

The next king should be our son, not a guy whose dick you once rode on, that’s unforgivable.

The one thing I request from my woman is her loyalty…….that’s why I picked you to be my queen in the first place.

Should you be found wanting, even after 5children, I can’t help but drop you like the Biblical Queen Vashti and go Seeking for a worthy Queen Esther

Or better still, let that throne remain vacant!

I cannot kee myself Abeg


My peace I leave you
Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING: Team Super Eagles Of Nigeria Will Play In Round Of 16 Finally Known by NoahHadNoArk: 11:16pm On Jan 23, 2024
Cameroon


🇨🇲


Na now una go knw say Onana good😂
Romance › Re: I Did Video Call With A Crush On Net Year Eve. This Is What I Saw by NoahHadNoArk: 10:35am On Jan 21, 2024
Akinomoakin021:
It was not in the middle of the night oh. It was when I noticed the sound I asked her politely where she was and she got angry.
You go ask am Becos say you be her papa, abi na you buy phone for am?


Some other guy probably took her out or she’s out in the market trying to sell herself. Do not disturb her!
Christianity Etc › Re: They Are Really Planning To Bbcerize Pastor Chris Oyakhilome* by NoahHadNoArk: 7:56am On Jan 21, 2024
woginid967:
Guy rest

Pastor Chris is above all these things.... They're not coming for him in anyway
Just Dey play



Those people are out to tarnish and destroy all that the black man has worked so hard to Achieve and build in Africa and beyond. Nobody is too small for them to attack.


Has BBC or CNN ever placed an African Clergy man in a good light before despite all he has done?!
Go and check, find out, get back to me and prove me wrong, I will be waiting.

Always waiting and hoping he will slip and fumble so they will make market of him. It’s all part of their propaganda.

Let’s all learn to ignore them when next they misbehave. Maybe if they fail to get the attention they do crave, dem go rest.
Crime › Re: Five Abducted Abuja Sisters Regain Freedom by NoahHadNoArk: 4:31am On Jan 21, 2024
eepeepook:
Children here will always blame the president. Their state no get governor? The community no get local government chairman? This is like blaming the president for my misfortune if a taxi man cheats me out of change.
He has a share in the blame so keep calm.

He promised to fix our security and end banditry didn’t he?!

How’s that working out now?!
Romance › Re: I Did Video Call With A Crush On Net Year Eve. This Is What I Saw by NoahHadNoArk: 4:28am On Jan 21, 2024
Keep crushing on females who have zero regards for you.


Your fellow man she’s crushing on be treating her like trash and she loves it and keep coming back.

Same way you will still mumuishly call her again after she’s behaved that way. Life ain’t balanced and can never be.

Why crush on a Nigerian girl?! It’s still her honeypot you lusting after, chase money instead then watch her crush on you as the tables turn.


Las las na poor man dey crush on naija babe wey dey always get plenty zaddies on a steady😂




My peace I leave you Abeg 🤣
Romance › Re: Meet My Wife by NoahHadNoArk: 3:37am On Jan 21, 2024
obinna58:
Still Much better than Jennyclay
Wish I could like a comment more than once.
Christianity Etc › Re: See What Happened Between 3 Guys And 3 Prostitutes At Nite After Church Service by NoahHadNoArk: 3:42pm On Jan 14, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
Unless you.were in the village in 2002, nitel was in every major city and town and people had telephones and the rich bought mtn sim card for N36k before buying a phone of their choice.
So a girl who could afford 36k for a starter pack, as it was called that year, would be trading her body for a living. Makes sense absolutely, thank you!
Romance › Re: Some Guys Are Going To Church, Others Are Bringing Home Girls To Phuck by NoahHadNoArk: 12:52pm On Jan 14, 2024
To each his own


To you your own.

Do your own, leave others to their own.


This is to say mind your fûcking business!!!


Go to your church and listen to your fake pastors and your greedy general overseas tell you to sell all your possessions and bring to him in the name of sowing seeds and paying tithes. Please go ahead and do it if it satisfies your conscience. Then watch him use the proceeds of your hustle to change cars, suits and new shoes.

If your next door neighbor believes he should use his own hustle to fück as many pussies as the law and his life allows him to……allow him to knock himself out!



Don’t disturb this space again!

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