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RomanceRe: Help, My Wife Still Speaks With Her Ex! by NoahHadNoArk:
This equation is very simple


She was dating that ex but chose to marry you because you presented her a lifetime chance of leaving the country. Her heart and mind is with that ex and frankly my friend, I will say to you that is a very dangerous thing, like prophet odumeje will say, “it is veli gengelos”.

That’ she keeps in touch with that ex is she getting closer to banging him one day should the opportunity arise, Okafors law remains constant. Get ready to keep harboring trust issues and be prepared to raise a child that is not yours.

Install the WhatsApp spy app on her device, I can help with that if you can reach me. But I must warn you that the can of warms you will dig up will leave you sick for one full year😂 cause no be only that ex matter you go see🤣🤣🤣


I do not envy you one bit😂

Give her one final warning and ask her to desist from reaching that so call ex again. Should she continue, call off the marriage without warning and send her packing to her father to correct his mistake of giving her to you as wife in the first place and give her to that ex instead to make his second wife. Do this for the sake of your sanity.

Why that gender no go ever get sense na Wetin I no go ever understand!😩


I am so wired with the alpha male ideology that if my partner, be it wife, gf or fiancé, does as much as reply to her ex or keep in touch with him when we are together, I’m done loving you, I send you to him since you can’t do without him.

They can only be one king in a woman’s heart.

The next king should be our son, not a guy whose dick you once rode on, that’s unforgivable.

The one thing I request from my woman is her loyalty…….that’s why I picked you to be my queen in the first place.

Should you be found wanting, even after 5children, I can’t help but drop you like the Biblical Queen Vashti and go Seeking for a worthy Queen Esther

Or better still, let that throne remain vacant!

I cannot kee myself Abeg


My peace I leave you
Nairaland GeneralRe: BREAKING: Team Super Eagles Of Nigeria Will Play In Round Of 16 Finally Known by NoahHadNoArk: 11:16pm On Jan 23, 2024
Cameroon


🇨🇲


Na now una go knw say Onana good😂
RomanceRe: I Did Video Call With A Crush On Net Year Eve. This Is What I Saw by NoahHadNoArk: 10:35am On Jan 21, 2024
Akinomoakin021:
It was not in the middle of the night oh. It was when I noticed the sound I asked her politely where she was and she got angry.
You go ask am Becos say you be her papa, abi na you buy phone for am?


Some other guy probably took her out or she’s out in the market trying to sell herself. Do not disturb her!
Christianity EtcRe: They Are Really Planning To Bbcerize Pastor Chris Oyakhilome* by NoahHadNoArk: 7:56am On Jan 21, 2024
woginid967:
Guy rest

Pastor Chris is above all these things.... They're not coming for him in anyway
Just Dey play



Those people are out to tarnish and destroy all that the black man has worked so hard to Achieve and build in Africa and beyond. Nobody is too small for them to attack.


Has BBC or CNN ever placed an African Clergy man in a good light before despite all he has done?!
Go and check, find out, get back to me and prove me wrong, I will be waiting.

Always waiting and hoping he will slip and fumble so they will make market of him. It’s all part of their propaganda.

Let’s all learn to ignore them when next they misbehave. Maybe if they fail to get the attention they do crave, dem go rest.
CrimeRe: Five Abducted Abuja Sisters Regain Freedom by NoahHadNoArk: 4:31am On Jan 21, 2024
eepeepook:
Children here will always blame the president. Their state no get governor? The community no get local government chairman? This is like blaming the president for my misfortune if a taxi man cheats me out of change.
He has a share in the blame so keep calm.

He promised to fix our security and end banditry didn’t he?!

How’s that working out now?!
RomanceRe: I Did Video Call With A Crush On Net Year Eve. This Is What I Saw by NoahHadNoArk: 4:28am On Jan 21, 2024
Keep crushing on females who have zero regards for you.


Your fellow man she’s crushing on be treating her like trash and she loves it and keep coming back.

Same way you will still mumuishly call her again after she’s behaved that way. Life ain’t balanced and can never be.

Why crush on a Nigerian girl?! It’s still her honeypot you lusting after, chase money instead then watch her crush on you as the tables turn.


Las las na poor man dey crush on naija babe wey dey always get plenty zaddies on a steady😂




My peace I leave you Abeg 🤣
RomanceRe: Meet My Wife by NoahHadNoArk: 3:37am On Jan 21, 2024
obinna58:
Still Much better than Jennyclay
Wish I could like a comment more than once.
Christianity EtcRe: See What Happened Between 3 Guys And 3 Prostitutes At Nite After Church Service by NoahHadNoArk: 3:42pm On Jan 14, 2024
Dtruthspeaker:
Unless you.were in the village in 2002, nitel was in every major city and town and people had telephones and the rich bought mtn sim card for N36k before buying a phone of their choice.
So a girl who could afford 36k for a starter pack, as it was called that year, would be trading her body for a living. Makes sense absolutely, thank you!
RomanceRe: Some Guys Are Going To Church, Others Are Bringing Home Girls To Phuck by NoahHadNoArk: 12:52pm On Jan 14, 2024
To each his own


To you your own.

Do your own, leave others to their own.


This is to say mind your fûcking business!!!


Go to your church and listen to your fake pastors and your greedy general overseas tell you to sell all your possessions and bring to him in the name of sowing seeds and paying tithes. Please go ahead and do it if it satisfies your conscience. Then watch him use the proceeds of your hustle to change cars, suits and new shoes.

If your next door neighbor believes he should use his own hustle to fück as many pussies as the law and his life allows him to……allow him to knock himself out!



Don’t disturb this space again!
Christianity EtcRe: See What Happened Between 3 Guys And 3 Prostitutes At Nite After Church Service by NoahHadNoArk: 9:03am On Jan 14, 2024
It been over 20 years now since that happened so I can't remember exactly what I said to the girl with me and her exact response, but what I could remember was that at some point, i had to get a pen from my friend to take down her number perhaps for follow up afterwards, as she was willing to give me her contact which appeared kind of her
20yrs ago, cell phones in Nigeria were not commonplace and not everyone owned land lines.


What contact did you collect from her?!


If you cooking up stories for testimonies could you at least make us know it’s fiction
RomanceRe: Newly-wed Couple Spotted Eating At A Fast Food After Their Wedding (pics/video) by NoahHadNoArk: 6:54am On Jan 14, 2024
It’s safe to conclude food was not served at the wedding 😂
FamilyRe: Mum Returns Home To Meet Babysitting Husband Fast Asleep While Baby Is Awake by NoahHadNoArk: 8:55pm On Jan 13, 2024
And she makes photos and uploads on the net


To what end?!
RomanceRe: 70 Years Old Man No Gree For Any Woman This Year by NoahHadNoArk: 8:35pm On Jan 13, 2024
Were is the post of him banging plenty girls


I wan check something😂
RomanceRe: Men,wts Will B Ur Reaction If U Realise Ur Decent Wife Isn't D Decent Girl U Tho by NoahHadNoArk:
Do background checks at your own risk.

You will always unearth a can of worms.

Cultist ex bf, alcohol and drug use, series of abortions, a long history of Hookups and Gangbangs, a lesbian partner, a long list of Sugar Daddies or Zaddy as they call it, and others.

If your mind no strong, no do am.😂


But again let’s not be too hard on our ladies. Finding out about an evil past in a lady should not make you crucify her present or conclude on her future. I am a firm believer in second chances and turning a new leaf. So long as she doesn’t go back to that past life, help her rehabilitate and give her a clean slate to begin with.


My peace I leave you
RomanceRe: My Chest Is Bigger Than My Wife's Breast by NoahHadNoArk: 7:10pm On Jan 03, 2024
Dilijingsly:
Just two babies, the breast are now skinly, i don't want to cheat on my wife. What must i do to make it firm or even bigger
If you get her to arrange hookups with ladies with big boobs for you, that’s not cheating is it ?!
RomanceRe: Broken But Still Moving On by NoahHadNoArk: 4:57pm On Jan 03, 2024
Another SIMPle story
Christianity EtcRe: UK 'destiny Church' Giving Out £100 And Groceries To Members - Timi Alleges by NoahHadNoArk: 8:31am On Jan 03, 2024
Timi, Madonna University Alumni
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Qatar-based Businessman, Others For Drug Trafficking by NoahHadNoArk: 9:50am On Jan 01, 2024
Abeg na new year be dis


No need to check their names. Anyone could do it
PoliticsRe: BETTY Knew About The Death Of Akeredolu Three Hours Before Public Knowledge - AD by NoahHadNoArk: 9:00pm On Dec 29, 2023
Rest Abeg 😒
CelebritiesRe: Richard Mofe Damijo And Wife Celebrate 23 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk:
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

Congratulations to RMD even if we can conclude he has a high taste for ugly and bald-headed women.


Such a handsome alpha-male should be seen with the likes of Oprah Winfrey, Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola.

Now he has five children all looking ugly like their mums.

Tufiakwa!
You have spewn your trash as always on every thread you open and gotten the attention you desperately wanted, congratulations.

But at what expense?!


Revealing to the world that you were not loved at home, and feed from hand to mouth, which explains why you jump on every thread to let loose your bitterness, bile, hatred, malice and anger, all bottled inside of you. Well done.


So now I ask, was it worth it, The attention you wanted I mean?
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A 22 Old To Have A Sexual Relationship With A 15 Year Old Girl by NoahHadNoArk: 12:39pm On Dec 29, 2023
Age of consent in Nigeria is 12


Who’s to say otherwise?!
RomanceRe: If You Took Fake Postinor 2 ,expect This Result. by NoahHadNoArk: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2023
WhiteBalaclava:
Keep calm, not all girls are like your sisters
No now !!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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