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Romance / Re: Ways A Woman Can Kill A Guy's Feelings by noblechriss(m): 11:31pm On Jul 26, 2013 |
berem: ....and in how many ways can a man kill a woman's feeilings? if i start to talk am now,na una own pain pass!I think I saw this coming.smh!!! |
Fashion / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland. by noblechriss(m): 7:10pm On May 29, 2013 |
I wouldn't say I'm the most handsome and that dude doesn't look better plus I'm much taller than he is,can put up my pictures to buttress ma claims,I'm in a class of my own and I've got all it takes,no hating tho,dude's handsome and can hold his own anyday!!! |
Music/Radio / Re: 2Face Ft T-Pain - My Rainbow Remix by noblechriss(m): 3:12am On May 29, 2013 |
speeder: And they said D'banj's beter. Make I hear word joor.d'banj better than tu face Not even in his next life.him mates na wizkid and dammy krane dem! |
Phones / Re: Which Network Are You Porting To/From and Why? by noblechriss(m): 8:19am On Apr 25, 2013 |
I really don't know what's wrong with mtn,calls on my FAF numbers is now 5times the usual charges for the past 3days,called their customer care and they said its a technical hitch and that their Engineers are currently working to fix it.please have anyone noticed same or did they change tarrif plans? Really don't understand that network anymore,seriously losing my cool and so gutted right now.I have all the networks but mtn remains my numero uno!family,girlfriend,colleagues and all what's not I know are basically on mtn,atleast 90%.saka dey porn dey go,sorry port!!! 1 Like |
Education / Re: UNIZIK Wins Geo-sciences Competition Among African Universities by noblechriss(m): 10:39pm On Mar 27, 2013 |
My almamata!!!.A place of learning and a citadel of knowledge! Great Zikites!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: She Wants To Kill Me With Her Love!!! by noblechriss(m): 2:41am On Mar 25, 2013 |
First of all go down low...are u a learner? But before you answer that question wait lemme ask my oga @ the top what to answer before i will answer one thing and he'll say its another.on a more serious note y'all should leave the poor girl to enjoy her business,its quite difficult coming across guys who are this gullible and daft these days.In other news yesterday was my birthday and i had fun having the best birthday surprise you can ever get from the most beautiful woman in existence!!! #priceless |
Romance / Re: Why Are Corpers So Promiscuous...? by noblechriss(m): 11:28pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
greggng: well i cant say your statement is general. honestly i met 2 virgin corpers in my ppa. i confirmed it myself cos i never believed what they told me until they allowed me to confirm. i swore from that moment never to touch them .more importantly i was very proud of them. one attended unilag and the other ui. Just to let you know that the got proper exposure but they decided to leave right. After the service i introduced one of them to my friend and they are gonna marry pretty soon cos they have done introduction already. both are 21 and the other is doing her masters now in ui. They are my closest friends.fairytale |
Romance / Re: Where Are You Celebrating Your Valentine Today? by noblechriss(m): 11:52am On Feb 14, 2013 |
I'm in my room tryna sleep after reading all through last nite,i have degree exams coming up soon and these lecturers in my dept.,are something else,Unizik stress' terrible.I'll just sleep now,wake up and read again.I spoke to her early this morning because she's far from here and she understands everything perfectly.maybe later in the evening i'll drop by @ faith orphanage with my friends and that'll basically sum my day .God bless y'all.show love to people today and always!!! I'm in my room tryna sleep after reading all through last nite,i have degree exams coming up soon and these lecturers in my dept.,are something else,Unizik stress' terrible.I'll just sleep now,wake up and read again.I spoke to her early this morning because she's far from here and she understands everything perfectly.maybe later in the evening i'll drop by @ faith orphanage with my friends and that'll basically sum my day .God bless y'all.show love to people today and always!!! |
Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi Resigns As Eagles Coach by noblechriss(m): 8:50pm On Feb 11, 2013 |
Seeing some of the comments here make me weep for Nigeria ŧ a nation.we seem to have more fools in this country than the sane ones.Hϕw̶̲̥̅ can u sack a coach before a game's played,pay for his return ticket aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ expect him to keep quiet aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ smile at u? He's not a fool aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ has an independent mind of his own,he's human too aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ got feelings too.Keshi's on the right path aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ has the support of the Nigerian people,its time we rid ourselves of this internal enemies called NFF that'll never allow footbal stay away from politics.the time's right,its not about the money.we are solidly begind the big boss on this one!!! 8 Likes |
Sports / Re: How are You Celebrating the super Eagle's victory over Burkina Faso ? by noblechriss(m): 2:56pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
Ich_el: As for me, na double celebration 2day. As FCB don wire Getafe. E remain mak d Stallion beat SE 4 me. Na only d gods knw how i go dey celebrate am for d Stripe club wey dey ma area.You hypocrite!!! We'll shame u today.super eagles all the way! |
Sports / Re: How are You Celebrating the super Eagle's victory over Burkina Faso ? by noblechriss(m): 12:31pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
mosho2good: I will go and jump into d riversafe journey! |
Sports / Re: Mikel & Ogude Are Suspended For The Ivory Coast Match? by noblechriss(m): 1:13pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
Some people will come here pretending to hate the super eagles team but when match start now na dem tension go catch pass aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ when naija win na dem go celebrate pass.typical Nigerians with their hypocritical ways of doing things.NDI ARA!!! 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Songs Better Than Tonto Dike's Song by noblechriss(m): 9:52pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
I used to tell people to stop hating her aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ enjoy her tunes cos its not easy to sing.I decided not to listen to the songs until late last night but believe me i could only listen for 22secs on each track aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ afterwards i realised i wasted about 8MB's for nuffin! If that poo she did qualifies to be called songs then i'm heading to the studios next wk! Afterall i get voice too! |
Sports / Re: CAF Reveals 2013 AFCON Teams And Draw Seeding!!!!! by noblechriss(m): 2:24pm On Oct 15, 2012 |
psamuell2: my prediction 4 nigerias group isguy u wicked joor! Na wa 4 u Oº°˚ dem Ŋ☺ get all those smal smal team dia,like somalia,sudan and mozambique? |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Liberia (6 - 1): AFCON 2013 Qualifier On Saturday October-13-2012 by noblechriss(m): 9:33pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
31504 guests! The power of football! Congrats boys! Africa go hear from us real soon!!! 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 6th October 2012 by noblechriss(m): 6:45pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Gibbs goes off injured! Now this is sad! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 6th October 2012 by noblechriss(m): 6:41pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Gibbs that was poor! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 6th October 2012 by noblechriss(m): 6:41pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
This westham team can bully players! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (1 - 3) On 6th October 2012 by noblechriss(m): 6:37pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Gervinho should have done better there! COYG! |
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Guys Avoid Commitment by noblechriss(m): 3:54pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Who is this 190? He should rather change his id 2 nairaland-clown! Nice write-up there...got me nodding in affirmation! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Naija Girls, Would You Date A Younger Guy? by noblechriss(m): 2:18pm On Oct 06, 2012 |
Since the kwestion was directed @ the naija gurls...as their anthem goes,"how fat's ur pocket?" apparently age never comes into the pishure! My gf is two years younger and she looks quite older,her height doesn't help matters she's a giant of a girl though i'm taller a bit buh she's damn more built! |
Food / Re: The First Thing You Learned How To Cook And At What Age? by noblechriss(m): 11:24pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
acidosis™: |
Politics / Re: Climate Change: Lagos May Vanish In 50 Years - Experts by noblechriss(m): 10:59pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Yawa don gass be dat oh! I been dey reason sey dat time me go use my home town bail maself but as i speak the wipping out don start for Anambra state sef plus i'm just twenty sumfin...abeg how much does visa to somalia cost |
Romance / Re: What Makes You Want To Remember Your Ex? by noblechriss(m): 11:31pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
Yomieluv: 190,u too much..u are a bomb man.. I wonder how the relationship be...laff don make me slap soldier ooolaff make u slap soldier? U really don't wanna do that! Speakin from experience! |
Romance / Re: What Makes You Want To Remember Your Ex? by noblechriss(m): 11:23pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
ohisola: I rembr him 4 his faithfulness n d love he had 4 me.eiya...thats touchy,why did u guys break up then? |
Romance / Re: What Makes You Want To Remember Your Ex? by noblechriss(m): 11:21pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
k2039: [size=13pt]Too bad,I dont have any exand what are u particularly doing here? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Dame Patience Jonathan Suffering From Cancer Of The Uterus - P.M News by noblechriss(m): 1:02am On Oct 04, 2012 |
Sun of god: 1. Restlwkmdh! WTF |
Romance / Re: Beautiful, Caring & Intelligent But Cant Cook - Please Advise by noblechriss(m): 1:21am On Sep 30, 2012 |
Anybody telling u to get a maid to cook for u is wicked and i must be honest with u bro,if she can't cook and also lazy to domestic duties then u have more issues to deal with than u can envisage! Personally i'll never make such a lady my wife! Love fades with time and marriage is a life-long investment,with time love depreciates but things like keeping the home and good meal keeps things going! Saw most of the comments here and its sad how bad our women have become all in the name of gender equality! No wonder the high rate of divorce cases recently in Nigeria! *smh for Nigerian gehls and may God help us all! |
Family / Re: Signs Of An Irresponsible Woman by noblechriss(m): 12:15am On Sep 30, 2012 |
That doesn't wear pant really caught my attention,if u have a woman u call ur wife and she doesn't wear pants mehn i think ur single big time!,na just to shift skirt small and ur already in her banana island! Plus any woman that possess all the attributes listed above can be likened to a jezebel. *no disparity or chauvanism intended! 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Is It Disrespectful To Read Your Spouse's SMS? by noblechriss(m): 2:11pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
Personally i won't do that aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ i'm gonna be angry aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ warn her not to read my text messages before passing the fone to me,if she wanna read afterwards or spend the whole day reading the text messages then she should sooth herself!its morally aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ethically wrong to do §Ơ̴̴̴̴͡,be it husband,wife,fiancee,bf,gf,woheva!!!!!!!! |
Politics / Re: Senate Orders CBN To Suspend N5000 Note Introduction by noblechriss(m): 8:59am On Aug 28, 2012 |
They want it suspended because they've not been properly informed,i bet u when sanusi bamboozes them with his economic brouhaha aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ terms,they'll not have any other choice but to let him have his way!Truth be told...the bottomline's Nigeria does not need this re-evaluation or wotever its called at this particular point in time.Sanusi's §Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ wrong that he should just throw in the towel!still tryna understand the relationship between cashless Nigeria aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ #5000 note! *smh |
Food / Re: What's Your Worst Cooking Blunder? by noblechriss(m): 12:32am On Aug 25, 2012 |
Hahahahahha!!! Lwkmdh!!! Lmfao!!! Aren't Nigerians amazing? I don laff sotee my jaw wan shift for here!some of the blunders i see here make me scream!make una take am easy esp those ones wey D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ prepare poison sey na food! Chai!!! *smh! Naija i D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ hail Oº°˚ 1 Like |
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