₦airaland Forum

Is it that those that wrote examinations last semester are not part of this convocation list just released and should we still expect another list?

Please how can I access the graduation list for year 2020.

May God continue to protect Nigeria from major disasters. This was the prayer I kept saying each time I monitor reports on the Australian bush fire because the truth is we are never prepared. It either there is no water, no fuel in the fire truck or the fire department /service will arrive very late after the inferno has caused enough damage.

NOUN, kindly release graduation list.

NSCDC recruitment usually takes a year. Expect the list in August 2020.

When is NOUN going to release graduation list?

Beauty meets intelligence.
This is how to be a slay queen.
Congratulations to her.

And we want Tammy Abraham and Tomori to play for Nigeria... so � sad

As for me I ventured into storage of grains like soya bean and grandnut as a side hustle and it paid off.

I sent money to a trusted friend who bought the grains during harvest and kept them for some months after which she sold them when they became scarce.

Kindly share yours.

For those that are into this business, kindly share your strategy for making quick sales. Do I need to have a shop? and what is the margin that will guarantee quick turn over.

I intend going into the business in January as a side hustle.

I suggest you learn a trade or business. You can pay an igbo business man to tutor you for six months after which you can plead with family and friends to raise capital for you to start.

Consider building material business .

I bet you with deligence and dedication you will be counting millions in few years from now.

I really done like GMB government because it has officially legalized nepotism. However, no administration has given corrupt politicians and greedy people sleepless night like this government.

BUHARI's tribes men that got NNPC and CBN jobs how many questions did they ask or answer. Nice write-up but not applicable in Nigeria.

Connection is all you need in Naija.

All seem not to be well with the first family. The First Lady took to her twitter handle to share a press release.

This is a victory for the Abia people. Next is gov. Theodor

A good CV can sure open some doors unfortunately who you know is what opens mega doors in nigeria

An interviewer once asked me who I know in the top management of the organization and that was how I lost out even though I was qualified for the job.

In Nigeria, most times what you need is a signed complementry card of a minister, senator, governor etc or a phone call and the job is yours.

They need to amend our labour laws to stipulate a maximum period of two years for contract employment after which the employee should be converted to full staff.

[quote author=thorpido post=84570948]Scan results read +/- 2 weeks so in this case it can give you 6 weeks and not the 4 weeks

You are correct. Only DNA test can help your situation.

Queenmark:
Most times we as humans are our problems. How can someone be in one position for 10years without promotion or increase in salary?

There is a reason why the word "Contract" is there you are not to see it as a long time position or a permanent position. There is always room for growth and development.

Even at the point of employment they always advise you not to see this job as a permanent position but as something to while away time till something good comes up.

I think the government needs to amend our labour laws to stipulate a maximum period of two years for contract employment after which the employee should either be converted to a permanent staff or laid off. The truth is no sensible person will want to work as a contract staff for say 10years but unfortunately the alarming unemployment situation in Nigeria has left many with no option.

I don't have any problem with the bank retrenching staffs. It a normal practice in private sector as most companies are cutting cost using different means including retrenchment to lower employee cost.

However, it amount to serious infraction on our labour laws to use an employee for more than 10years and lay them off with just 200k as severance package. Ecobank did the same thing in July and the retrenched staff took to the street in protest. At the end of the day the bank had no option but to negotiate with them and they were paid additional severance package.

The government must through the ministry of labour and productivity protect workers from this type of inhumane and unfair treatment. Also, job seekers must read and understand before they accept and sign any employment contract.

The painful thing is the bank will replace the retrenched staffs with another set of unsuspecting and desperate young job seekers which they will use for another 10 years . And the circle continues. what a pity.

Bank contact employment is a scam.

MAGUN Na SCAM
Men read this so you will know its not witchcraft WHEN IT happen TO YOU

The Penis Captivus:

Before you start blaming village people please read on. Knowledge is Power-

It's when a male and a female get stuck. This is a very, very rare phenomenon. This has nothing to do with witchcraft, neither spells thrown, nor infidelity.

What's the captivus penis?

During love, suddenly we realize that we're stuck. The penis is in the vagina, and it is impossible to get it out. At First, we wait a little, and it stays stuck. Stuck penis doesn't make everyone laugh! Medical students tell each other hunting stories, so are the samu employees. And we can all laugh.

But when it happens to you, at the moment, you don't find it especially fun. An emergency doctor told me: " a lady called me and said she had a very stomach pain. In fact, when I arrived, she was stuck with her lover... and they were both very shy, even if they were trying to act like it was a ordinary situation. Actually, I've only seen this twice in my career. It's still relatively rare... "

Penis Penis, why does the penis stay blocked?

It's the vagina that holds the penis. The muscles of the perineum, located around the vagina, contract very strong, completely involuntary. The girl can't do it, it's like an unusual reflex, but uncontrollable. She can't relax those muscles. It's a kind of muscle spasms around the vagina.

Stuck penis, the gesture that unstick? Before calling the doctor, there is a gesture that can unlock the situation. So it's always to try before calling the firefighters, the samu the emergency or the doctor who will take a bite to relax the muscle! Being able to manage yourself in these conditions is rather reassuring.

The gesture that unstick is a rectal touch [Stick a dry and sharp finger in the woman's ass]. it's about putting a finger in the girl's butt. Not very glamorous? No, but it causes a relaxation reflex of the muscles of the perineum.

Another solution: if you have a sleeping pill, you have to make it with the swallow the woman. Even Valium 10 mg is enough. She's dozes and all her muscles are releasing. Man can then withdraw easily.

Here is in these few lines, a process that prevents any panic in the case of case. I'll be told that we're in Africa and it's another reality, right? The phenomenon is explained and it is necessary before any other reasons, to try what is possible here.

Good reading and good meditation to all.

Pleasant new month to you

Another life wasted because of selfish politicians who only care about their pocket.

The children of this politicians are enjoying life abroad and here you are poor and lazy youth taking bullets for them in the name of tugery and support.

The son of the governor of my state is in China learning mandarin. You hardly see him in Nigeria. When he comes around he hardly goes out of the government house. I have never seen or heard that he voted in any election: thats if he even has a voters card.

He needs to prepare different CV and also apply for jobs that he is over qualified for.

In this clime what you need is the right connection.

Just because of KPEKUS they are now jobless.

I need a neatly used UMIDIGI A5 PRO . location is Abuja

Wetin den gain oh

T g OMORI is amazing. I like the "who wants to be a millionaire" concept he used in TENI'S BILLIONAIRE. the guy is very creative.

Between this two who shoots better videos. Kindly share your thoughts.

How is it a crime to keep a lion as pet?

Please do whatever you can to get a BSC if you can afford it and save yourself from discrimination in the future. Your sure bet is NOUN.