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Romance / Re: How Do We Know When A Lady Is Hitting On Us? by Nobodyperson: 5:36pm On Apr 12, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Well, when you like someone almost everything they say is hilarious. So be on the lookout for a dopey demeanor around you. She'll laugh a lot, show general interest in your life eg. how your day went, compliments, quick to respond to messages etc. When a woman is into you, she'll give you all her attention. You'll feel special.
Personally, when I like someone, my memory becomes super sharp. I remember every detail.
Interesting if only all. Ladies had this kind of mentality.

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Celebrities / Re: Mofe Duncan Confirms His Marriage crashed, Says For Over A Year by Nobodyperson: 3:46pm On Apr 12, 2019
I honestly wonder what drove him to marry such an ugly looking woman.
The marriage was bound to fall.
Celebrities / Re: Chris Ayo Joseph Is Depressed And Thinking Of Suicide by Nobodyperson: 3:41pm On Apr 12, 2019
He should commit suicide honestly.
Nigeria has a population of +200million angry
If 1 in every 5 Nigerians did this then this would reduce the population drastically furthmore making more jobs available!
Come to think of it, I believe the government is doing a good job by fueling Boko Haram to reduce the population in the north.

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Romance / How Do We Know When A Lady Is Hitting On Us? by Nobodyperson: 3:39pm On Apr 12, 2019
Hey girls, I have this question I gotta ask.
How do we know when y'all are giving us green light as its commonly called or flirting with us?
Am the kinda guy who misses this alot, literally and am getting sick of it honestly. This is probably why I lack female friends.
So any info women in the house?
Romance / Re: I Feel Disgusted With Myself by Nobodyperson: 1:46pm On Apr 12, 2019
Abcruz:
Hear the word of the sovereign LORD:

It is shameful even to talk about the things that ungodly people do in secret.--Ephesians 5:12

For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.--Luke 8:17

The times of ignorance God overlooked, but now he commands all people everywhere to repent.--Acts 17:30

Give careful thought to the paths for your feet and be steadfast in all your ways.--proverbs 4:26
I donated a seed of #5000
My sins are forgiven!
Crime / Re: James Maduakolam Amadi Declared Wanted By Court For N3m Fraud by Nobodyperson: 12:30pm On Apr 12, 2019
James Maduakolam Amadi
THERE IS NO CRIME AN AFONJA WONT COMMIT!
Their poverty mentaility won't make them work hard like their igbo landlords!

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Slays In Denim Short Gown (Photos) by Nobodyperson: 12:29pm On Apr 12, 2019
This woman is disgusting ugly.
I can't imagine inserting my dick into her unless she covers her face with a box.

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Celebrities / Re: Man Hawking Bottle Water In Suit Spotted In Lagos State. Photos by Nobodyperson: 12:19pm On Apr 12, 2019
Apart from an afonja mention another fool

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Share Some Killer Postures As She Enjoy In Dubai 5 Start Hotel by Nobodyperson: 10:33am On Apr 12, 2019
This girl is ugly honestly.
Just a nice skin tone.

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Celebrities / Re: "If I Didn't Have Money You Won't Laugh With Me Like This"— Davido Teases Chioma by Nobodyperson: 10:32am On Apr 12, 2019
2 million shocked
50,000 can change my life cry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Omar Al-Bashir Arrested, Coup Plotters Announce Two-year Military Rule by Nobodyperson: 8:17pm On Apr 11, 2019
LiveByNight:


Shut up.

You talk too much you talkative

Imagine a man who talks like a woman

Disgusting

[img]https://media1./images/41623c30893884b0cd1b2d696a3abd33/tenor.gif?itemid=9495358[/img]
imagine a man who uses a female gif 24/7
An sure you masturbate to this gif cheesy
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Denies Membership Of Vikings In Malaysia During Interrogation by Nobodyperson: 8:11pm On Apr 11, 2019
I see nothing wrong in cultism
Education / Re: N1.98bn Scam Rocks University Of Ibadan by Nobodyperson: 3:27pm On Apr 11, 2019
ekestic1976:


You need money to BARB your hair? Listen: the word "barb" has no relationship whatsoever with BARBER! As a matter of fact, "barb" is more connected to barbed wire than anything else. So, the right way of saying what I think you're saying is, I want to dress my hair, or I'm visiting my barber! You can only barb your hair if you attach those spike-like items some house owners install on their perimeter fence. But then, that would make you look weird, don't you think?
You can stick your moronic grammatical knowledge up your anus.
Family / Re: 3 Nigerian Sisters Mark #NationalSiblingsDay In Sexy Style by Nobodyperson: 2:59pm On Apr 11, 2019
I would love to Fvck her anus while sucking her milk factory embarassed

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Education / Re: N1.98bn Scam Rocks University Of Ibadan by Nobodyperson: 2:15pm On Apr 11, 2019
1.98billion shocked
And since yesterday I haven't being able to get the #200 I need to barb my hair cry
It shall not be well with you poverty!

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Education / Re: N1.98bn Scam Rocks University Of Ibadan by Nobodyperson: 2:15pm On Apr 11, 2019
1.98billion shocked
And since yesterday I haven't being able to get the #200 I need to barb my hair cry
It shall not be well with you poverty?

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Crime / Re: 14-year-old Girl Forced To Marry 50-year-old Prophet In Benue State. Photo by Nobodyperson: 2:12pm On Apr 11, 2019
So the man is a prophet?
The brainwashed Christians society will ignore this.
Keep giving your money aka offerings to those pot bellied scammers as they become richer and richer every Sunday while you become poorer.

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Crime / Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Edo State, Leaves A Note (Graphic Photos) by Nobodyperson: 1:49pm On Apr 11, 2019
Nigerian police are useless!
1: The rope is too tight, It looks like he was strangled.
2: Why is he kneeling?
3: The rope is too long.
This is clearly murder.
Rip tho
Celebrities / Re: Alex Unusual Recounts Her Experience With A Young Man Who Asked Her For Help by Nobodyperson: 12:03pm On Apr 11, 2019
So what?
What's with women and gossip sef
Can't you just help somebody without making jest of them?

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Sports / Re: Ousmane Dembele Fined €10,000 For Leaving Rented Home ‘like A Dustbin’ by Nobodyperson: 8:41pm On Apr 10, 2019
PussyKing:


U never see anything yet

Yoruba people shey ona vote for Buhari

Poverty next level
You're mad
Am an igbo
I can never be an afonja
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Barcelona: UCL Quarter Finals (0 - 1) On 10th April 2019 by Nobodyperson: 8:04pm On Apr 10, 2019
Barça must win o
I just bet my rent money!!!!!!
Sports / Re: Ousmane Dembele Fined €10,000 For Leaving Rented Home ‘like A Dustbin’ by Nobodyperson: 7:45pm On Apr 10, 2019
Poverty na bastard!
£21,000 is 9.8million naria, that's chicken change to him!
And am here looking for money to barb hair.
Damn you poverty

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done In Life by Nobodyperson: 7:38pm On Apr 10, 2019
Watched porn and ejaculated on my father's bed( first time cumming)

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Nairaland / General / Re: If It Was Possible, Would You Want To Know The Date You Will Die On? by Nobodyperson: 7:37pm On Apr 10, 2019
Nah
Death scares me.
Health / Re: Help Needed With Itchy Private Part by Nobodyperson: 7:22pm On Apr 10, 2019
OP
I implore you to make a seed of 50,000!
God wants to use you.
Romance / Re: Lady Smashes Her Boyfriends Car With A Huge Stone For Cheating On Her by Nobodyperson: 3:07pm On Apr 10, 2019
FuckThaMod:

Autocorrect
When you're fvcking the mods in their anus
What do you expect?
Crime / Re: Adebayo Gbadebo: Teacher Who Had Anal Sex With Students Arrested For Sodomy by Nobodyperson: 2:57pm On Apr 10, 2019
Adebayo Gbadebo
I believe this speaks for itself.

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobodyperson: 11:58am On Apr 10, 2019
tactius:


They would prolly throw you out of their church...bleached skin.

Besides, Jesus very likely did not have long hair, and looked like the below image
98% of Nigerian Christians don't believe that
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Could Rename Yourself, What Will It Be This Time? by Nobodyperson: 10:18am On Apr 10, 2019
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.

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Crime / Re: Ghana Court Jails Nigerian Woman For 6 Years For Beating Her Daughter by Nobodyperson: 10:16am On Apr 10, 2019
Honestly speaking the girl is mad.
Majority of Nigerian women started like this, Stealing properties so they can afford the latest clothes and pants..
Now they use sex to steal as adults.
Reasons why I will never want a daughter!
Education / Re: If U Can't Do This, Please Make Sure Your Children Can, Or You Are A Failure by Nobodyperson: 10:16am On Apr 10, 2019
Na your useless papa be failure.
Bastard pikin

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