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Castrate please

That’s one of the stupid things they gain from joining cults.
How can you join association where you lose your pride in a disgraceful manner, lose your money against your own will because they struggle and hide to pay their monthly or weekly contributions. Your academic records grow from hero to zero, you are exposed to drugs and internal bleeding at every provocation, you leave in fear ( if your members are not after you, your opponents want to count scores with you).
Your parents and love ones suffer pains and heart breaks because of you.

What is the benefit of joining a secret cult?
I have seen no benefit, I grew up among cultist in school, I can attest to the fear and advice from them asking me not to join.

Nbote:
Imagine d kind of useless senate we have.. Wen we call dem rubber stamp ediots will flare up.. So his contributions to d APC is what qualifies him for an ambassadorial nomination and not his capabilities and resume right

Ambassadors to a country should be a member of the ruling party or one who is not against the ruling party.

Opposition as a USA ambassador to Ukraine was one of the reasons why Trump was nearly impeached.

Openbusiness3:
Some of the products made for Nigerian market are substandard, compared to the ones made for other markets like America and Europe. Speaking from experience. That's why I would rather prefer to buy a fairly used (aka London used or America used) one from America or Europe, than to buy a brand new one from, for example in this your case, Samsung Nigeria. It's not a Samsung issue along but generally cuts across electronics in general etc. Like HP Nigeria laptops the ones they sell for Nigeria market is different from HP America laptops sell for American market etc. But the problem is for example, if you buy HP America laptop and it has fault still under warranty, if you got to HP Nigeria service center VI for warranty repairs they will check it and tell you that your laptop is not HP Nigeria (that is not made for Nigerian market) and so they don't have parts for it. You carry your cross by yourself.

I had this same problem last month, took a HP laptop to HP repair centre, first the told me i have no warranty, i got confuse because the laptop is just 2 months old. i said okay they should go ahead and replace the battery, because the battery cant be seen easily.

the laptop stayed 2 weeks with them, only for the repair centre to send me a message that the laptop battery is dead and the mother board is equally dead, and the most unfortunate thing is that the cant get the parts because it is not an ordinary laptop, that i should come pick it up.

After two days i went to the repair centre picked up my laptop and asked them how can you say a Brand new laptop that has not been used for 10mins has no warranty, that the motherboard is bad and the parts can not be seen, i went further to ask was the laptop manufactured in heaven?

I decided to call our IT person in the, he asked me to send the laptop across to him, lo and behold after two days he called me and said that he has replaced the battery that he got it for 19k i and his workmanship is 4K i paid him and picked up the laptop, and the battery last for 9hrs if fully charged.

most of this so called repair centers in Nigeria are not affiliated to the mother company, the just print signpost drop. you cant tell me youre an Apple or HP repair centre but you cant get parts from mother company.

Bobrisky is a nut case, I laughed to this video

I hate bear parlor gist, what business has Tinubu and Magu?

Ossimhhen21:
You must be very stupid oloshi

You opened your dirty mouth to tag another persons mum Mad.
Foolish thing, you are not happy over my comment but you derived joy in abusing other people.
Nma gi na ummumne gi ndi nwanyi wu ndi ara.
Mama iyaaa

Ossimhhen21:
This mad woman

Hope your mum and sisters are mad

LastProphet:
Sorry who are research instructors and why the scarcity pls?

PhD research instructors are professors that will guide you on your research work.

I have tried getting some but they are telling me they won’t be available they want to be with their families next year

Edo will be massively rigged

This dude has tried to retire several times even when he was the GGM at NAPIMS.
A nice dude, I wish him success in his future endeavors.
COVID scattered so many things, to get Research instructors now is an issue

You lost your money= Tinubu
You impregnate you’re wife sister =Tinubu
Your girlfriend leave you =Tinubu
You ran mad after taking opium =Tinubu
Rain beat you for Aba=Tinubu
You no fit impregnate your wife =Tinubu
Snake pursue Lala =Tinubu

Any day without the mention of Tinubu that day never existed, why are people envious of a man who has not taking any political position for over 15 years?

He worked hard and sacrificed a lot to be where he is today, it did not just happen.

I want to be successful like Tinubu biko, mu kwue ya pant mu Aghai efu (if I talk am my pant no go loss)

BakedCake:
so the man is 5 inches in height ? are they measuring his dick?

I fearoooo, shortest man no be 5” self.

ManOfCompetence:
Interesting, it's time to clip Tinubu wings in Lagos........El rufai is really dealing with the jagaban

Was it not the faction that could not fly Ambode?
What is you people problem with Tinubu?
Is he the reason why your governor share Kerosine And soup as manifesto and palliative?
Has he ever been the president of Nigeria?
Is he the reason why Edwin Clark could not fix Brutu his village, why GEJ could not fix the road to his village?
Did he send Ibori and Alamaysiah to prison?
Was he the reason why Iberiberisim governed Imo State?

Do you know who is Pa Bisi Akande?

Stop hating who is not seeing you.

dangoteinlaw:
see how dementia has destroyed your life? Anyone that criticizes you automatically is a thief. Useless good for nothing fellow, just like this criminals and unemployed ppl shouting black lives matters always clamom to be the victim. In the 70s - 80s when Nigeria has been suffering just the way it is now was yahooboys the reason for your pain? Ole omo ale, don’t go and do a real job keep staying online waiting for PayPal to pay you billlions.

Olodo go read your first response to my comment, I never insulted any human but you carried your frustrated live to throw tantrums, just like a baby you are I fed you with same spoon and you are running from pillar to post like a snake whose head is cutoff.

Thief one by one they will apprehend all of you who have in one way or the other painted Nigeria black.

dangoteinlaw:
you are just a mad introvert running insane and you say you hav a job, I that own a company with a physical address I don’t even see how some youths will spoil my chances of landing any contract and you are there saying online did not pay you coz u are Nigeria, do you always feel like talking rubbish?

You owe no shit for this thing you wrote, you haven’t done any business outside your shores, if you have you will understand the effect of cybercrime on an average Nigerian business man.

dangoteinlaw:
I still can understand why useless fools like you keep wailing, you don’t have a job and you are online wishing fever or Adsense will pay you millions, u dey mad? Now you turn around me say it’s some innocent youths that made YouTube not to pay u milllions u well so? In the 80s when Nigerians were stilll suffering was yahooboys the reason for that?

F^ck off, you thief I am gainfully employed and I owe a legit business that is paying me.
You don’t know what we experience importing due to you guys.

The only fever I know is ailment, I don’t even know what is Adesane I have moved past this your level poor lab rat, never you come online with you frustration again thinking that everybody is a thief like you.

Your chains are in Indonesia waiting for you.

dangoteinlaw:
I still can understand why useless fools like you keep wailing, you don’t have a job and you are online wishing fever or Adsense will pay you millions, u dey mad? Now you turn around me say it’s some innocent youths that made YouTube not to pay u milllions u well so? In the 80s when Nigerians were stilll suffering was yahooboys the reason for that?

F^ck off, you thief I am gainfully employed and I owe a legit business that is paying me.
You don’t know what we experience importing due to you guys.

Now we understood what the Dubai strategy was all about.
We now know who is the hacker that resides in Dubai that never came to testify.

Wind don blow, fowl yansh don open.

Trouble de, they will definitely be hiding in west African country on a low key.

This guys have finished Nigeria, I was discussing with a friend yesterday I asked her not to mention he is a full Nigerian, I asked her to claim that Dad is from Mexico why mum is the Nigerian if need arises, the name Nigeria sound like a plague in the ears of international business men.

What do we not abuse, Terrorism we have made a mess of it that every state in the North East and North west has all sorts of banditry and terrorist gangs.

Fraud and cybercrime is now what you see from almost every home in Nigeria, it has been celebrated to the extent that our politicians rely on them for back room server monitoring.
After the capture of That puppy, I knew why a political party could not bring down their hackers to testify in the law court, I understood what the Dubai strategy was all about.
Our online and offline clergies are not left out, even those that come against tithe collected their tithe from them in kumkum.

Political shortsightedness, Nigeria is still with the flag, where visionless leaders emerge everyday.

The name Nigeria should be changed it has no good luck.

They sins of GEJ are numerous, I am a Niger Deltan I don’t think I have sympathy for GEJ, Clark, Allison Madueke, Kema Chikwe, Osita Chidoka, Ihedioha, Ike Ekweremadu etc.

They don’t have anything to show that they where once in power.

I have little reservation for Ihejirika.

There is one thing I have learnt in Politics, those who do hatchet jobs don’t grow much.

He pointed you and relegated you go and sit down an elder is an elder.

Take Atiku, Timi frank and Saraki to go bail Hushpuppy who is your friend.

OFFICIAL336:
Yoruba people will never learn.

Two facts about APC new CTC Chairman-

1. He is against power rotation. In his words, APC will become stronger if El Rufai and Tinubu are allowed to contest in the primary without zoning.
2. He is a known anti-tinubu governor. He is in the camp of Amechi, Fayemi, Akeredolu, Amosun. He was former secretary to Oshiomole just like Giadom but never pro-oshiomole.

He has never rebelled against Oshiomole, he has never been to any faction, he was among those that passed vote of confidence on Oshiomole the last time.
He is a quiet person before now do you know him?

As an active politician you must make some comments that might appear controversial, and headlines are not news.

Many don’t know that Osun Governor is Tinubu’s cousin and Buni was Oshiomole Secretary before he got waiver to run for Governor, South-South leader David Leon is Oshiomole faction, Ken-Nnamani south East leader is same Oshiomole faction.

Oshomole have reasons for not yet going to Supreme Court all this days.

Politics is a serious game, those who play it don’t make noise.

But it is past 3 still nothing has happened

Nairalandmonika:
She be pôrnstar?

Noooo, she is even a virgin.

Exmilitant:
What type of films?

She is a producer, she doesn’t act, she write produces and sale. Censor board stops movies for various reasons.

Bought a Senator wear for me gave me 2k dollars when I was out of work, I returned the money to her.

But she’s broke now, she is having issues with her business and censor board over her films.

But she will bounce back because she is strong.

We thank God for his life, don’t drive when it is raining unless their is an emergency or you are caught up on a journey.

Mccullum:
Stop writing rubbish and saying that it's history of Lagos, it'll be better for you to make research on history of Lagos.

It would have been good if you write it for us to see.