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JohnnyPalmer:
A wise man once said 'you don't see Army generals going back to territories they have conquered'

I've conquered your asss on this thread, got to an extent you were avoiding me
It's understandable

You can only bark from distance, don't come near cos you go collect as usual

It's to early for you to start crying 'but I'm a married man yẹn yẹn yen"

As a reminder, never forget I'm responsible for majority of your bans
I know your trigger points, so Manboy, better thread carefully before you start watching from the sidelines for at least a month duration

That will be all for now

Classic case of...










Delusions of Grandeur.

And for the records, all my glorious bans on the thread, the mods have never ever mentioned that my response to u was responsible.

Now run along.

rainluv:
A certain fufu individual once said that :

1. 10:01pm is all inclusive in a 10 pm dot time range
2. That Africa is worldwide
3. To air a show is same as to stream a show

Hmmmm

This is a nice compilation.

I'm gonna keep it and keep adding to it as time goes on.

genius43:
Leave that EPA alone. His pounded yam haven't been served.

oh you, i even forgot about ur existence.

JohnnyPalmer:
She just exposed her ignorance and dumbness for the world to see

First, she misfired when she said KUWK is being aired in the day
Later she was trying to do damage control

2nd was the worldwide ish.... She said African ain't worldwide

Lastly she goofed with the streaming and airing comparisons

Despite Genius posting a wiki page evidence of peak time range, that it ranges from 7-11pm, dumbites still forming narratives that 10pm ain't peak time

Wetin man no go see on this thread?

Oga don't even go there.

U don't have the mental pre requisite for this kind of discourse.

U saw how ur Goliath was battered badly overnight, who u come be?

JohnnyPalmer:
We know you don't have dstv, next!

And yes, the person might not own a DSTV.

So?

Of what consequence is that?

fyneguy:
I don expose your ignorance, yesterday. I no fit dey explain programming dynamics with person wey no get DSTV cable. You no fit relate, bros.

You don chop poundo today?

This is supposed to be an insult right? Just too shallow.

No matter the shalaye u make, u can change the fact that ur dead show was pushed to an off-peak period.

To help u understand better, oya name any premium programme (fresh episode) or reality show that airs at 10.00 P.M upwards.

Naija sings
Idols
Voice
WWTBAM
Project fame
BBN opening night/Nominations/Evictions/Grande Finale
Deal or No deal
Amstel box office
E.t.c all air at peak periods.

Which of them airs after 10.PM?

youngpresidooo:
The day I lost hope in them was when someone announced here that laycon's song is currently been played on mtv base.
And to my greatest surprise the guy was asking for receipt.
Like why not just tune your channel to the station and proof wrong....
Lolzzzz
Never seen someone like them.
They see someone succeeding but still try to convince themselves that he is failing.

Your conviction can never change the reality.

And this is supposed to be ur claim to genius right?

If u claim a song is currently playing, what stops u from showing receipt?

The person asking may not be in a position to turn to that channel at the particular period for a wide range of reasons.

He might not want to disrupt what others are watching.
He might be in a bar at that period.
he might be in transit.
He might be at the church e.t.c.

So this ur argument no follow rara.

JohnnyPalmer:
I've always maintained the fact you try to talk smart and always comes out sounding dumb

Read all you typed again, I'm sure even you will be confused

You can't communicate properly, you asking me questions I expect from a 4 year old child

Grow up Manchild

It's not my fault u failed "comprehension" in English.

fyneguy:
Their pain is that "I am Laycon" on DSTV has taken the shine off their one-episode feature. Lol

These guys don't understand what is happening. I have said it on here before - Laycon is their baby. They will spare nothing to protect and promote their "asset".

on the contrary, " Who is Laycon" is been shown at off-peak period on DSTV because the show has no rating.

JohnnyPalmer:
You are just proving my point

I already explained the reason why beside my statement

You manufactured yours and still asking me a question when I already provided you with an answer

Chief Resident Dumbite have a nice day
Bye Dumbino

Anyway, u already crowned that dolt ur genius so i already know where u belong.

BTW, why do u want to insert urself into this debate?

U want ur own 15secs of fame?

Elekdec:
I followed this bant. That guy floored you. You started by making it seem Africa isn't part of the global villages. The guy only tried to make you understand that africa is one of the global villages. So also europe, america, asia, australia E.tc.
You just twisted it to make it look like he said Africa alone is worldwide. Anyone who goes through the baby will know what's up.

In that case, anything that happens only in ur village can be termed a worldwide event since ur village is also part of the global village.

Is that ur logic?

JohnnyPalmer:
Is Gbegile your papa name?

Cos I don't understand

oh, so u have graduated to papa now, what happened to ur usual wifey bants?

Trying to educate a Bulbian is like trying to baptize a cat.

Try as hard as u can, u will never be successful, but kudos to Rain for the selfless sacrifice of giving it a try.

You did well.

JohnnyPalmer:
A show that is being aired in almost all African countries, UK, France, Australia....
Is not worldwide?

Dumbness is a disease

Dumbites are carriers, they are to be avoided by all means necessary

U can now talk when Gbegile is not around.

JohnnyPalmer:
At your old age

You still dey say rain on the beat

Your dumbness na follow come

Who do you this kind thing?

Family man for that matter,

I dey shame on your behalf

Ok

You've been noticed

CRUISETOPIAVP:
https://twitter.com/itsLaycon/status/1395651721980956677?s=20

Day 2 in Ghana.

...Shall we begin... Still the only valid conversation

Yes oooo

Omo ologo 2KB in Ghana.

Laycon has travelled worldwide

Rain on the beat.

Weldone girl.

At this time, the bulbians wish they have u on their side.

Thumbs up.

Wanyiagwu:
Are you purposely doing this or u mean am....

Omo, that girl mean am.

She wan do brain transplant for that dolt by fire by force.

So Africa is World wide and somebody is proud of the education he received.

SMH

Blastblade:
Yesterday one dumb Hoelite was arguing that africa is not part of worldwide but a community in his village. I'm didn't hesitate to educate her. Instead of thanking me, the idiot was running in circles and twisting narratives...

She still went on to also claim streaming Live is not the same as watching an aired live..I laughed so hard and also broke my phone..

Neutrals came in their numbers to school the dead brain. Seeing how floored she was, she came this morning and changed mouth....

Victory is sweet, ask Laycon and Nengi!...

Blastblade:
Who started claiming ownership to a popular phrase?

We usually don't do that here. Only Hoelites lay claim to a popular phrase that their ancestors never formed air stringed together.

Well why am I not surprised? Y'all cling to anything for a bragging right. Including bragging about a single episode show that your fave featured in....

Lame.

Nobody is claiming ownership of any popular phrase all we ask u to do is to be creative for once in ur life.

How can u be bantering with me and be giving me back my very own line?

Be creative and come up with ur own line that's what we ask.

But u claiming common words like "Gaybriel", "oga" "Ogbeni" e.t.c that is extremely very common is something entirely different.

How would u know sef.

Blastblade:
She lacks content!
She was yapping earlier today how I stole her slang.

Now she's all over using my basic words.
Now she uses 'ogbeni'. How nice!

I be your daddy! You will learn from me!..

Yeah,

Just like u learned the bolded from me.

He even attached a screenshot of the definition of Worldwide yet too daft to decipher the meaning.

As a footballer, if i play in Nigeria, Ghana, Kenya and South Africa, i would say i have played worldwide?

Haba.

Iconvicts,, see the person u rated as the most intelligent in ur camp. I can only imagine what the rest of u will look like.

What??!!

Did one dumbino just say Africa is worldwide?

Jeez!!!

Tatiana, come and see ur patient oooooo.

How have u been coping with these guyz all these years?

rainluv:
They gather and hail and urge him
Thinking he's the brightest amongst them
Little did they know it's a case of a
one-eyed man leading the blind

My eyes actually saw my ears

Wow!!

This is so apt.

Babe, God has blessed u with so much intelligence.

Rain , abeg enuff education for them tonight.

Their nemesis, gbegile, is around to finish the job.

Dstv done run dem street so tey they cant even think logically.

Rain: Premiership is a global show.

Dumbino:No it's not.

Rain: But it's been watched all over the world.

Dumbino: That's because people have satellite TVs

Rain: Define global aging.

Dumbino: fgfdfyuuujfdsdf

Imagine putting a show that allegedly broke records at off-peak periods.

DSTV kukuma know nobody would watch.

Miscreants, take ur L in peace.

rainluv:
Buhahahahaha
They are in Sifia excruciating pains

The thing shock dem