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Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power Creative: Main Discussion Thread by Noneejiofor(m): 3:02pm On Oct 08, 2016
lastbaff:
Sure thing. But make sure you do it before 12:00AM
thanks man
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mactay CBT Invite For Globacom CCR by Noneejiofor(m): 9:24am On Oct 08, 2016
misshari:
am scared to call the number, I don't want to be embarrassed
the guy is cool,he is one of those guys that checked our credentials that day...I don't want to call because I choose to depend on God, what I dunno cannot kill me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N Power Creative, Let's Meet Here by Noneejiofor(m): 9:19am On Oct 08, 2016
Jaymharx23:
Please who got the text invite before writing because it says in the "how to login" page in the portal that you have to receive a message (SMS) before you can proceed.
I got the invite,but I've not taken yet,I dunno if it will be late to do so in the evening
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-power Creative: Main Discussion Thread by Noneejiofor(m): 9:02am On Oct 08, 2016
please I just got the text now to take the test,please I want to know if I can take it in the evening because I'm not free now to do so and my system is not here with me
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mactay CBT Invite For Globacom CCR by Noneejiofor(m): 12:56pm On Oct 07, 2016
misshari:
okay thanks.... I pray they call us soon because am tired of waiting here in lagos
Call that number that sent you the text to come for interview and see what he will say
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mactay CBT Invite For Globacom CCR by Noneejiofor(m): 1:43am On Oct 07, 2016
tikkykay:
Sorry...perhaps soon
just chill a little more,I believe you will get a call before mid next week...I don't think it will be this week again,just be patient
LiteratureRe: Top 20 Nairaland Best Writer Of All Time by Noneejiofor(m): 3:33pm On Oct 03, 2016
highwaist:
I'm not a writer!but I read everyting posted on this forum,
List of best readers,coming up soon
EducationRe: A 2:2 In These Universities May Equal 2:1 Or First Class Of Other Universities by Noneejiofor(m): 4:49pm On Oct 01, 2016
Nzeokafor:
I finished from Nnamdi Azikiwe University and i graduated with 4.07 in my 200level my gp was 3.39.... its easy bro,if wat i did in my 300l and 400l was don in 100l and 200l, first class for sure....
But no b by grade my cosmate own a popular transport company and he didnt get 2:1...
So chill money speaks not grade.

For employers its experience, knowledge, grade in descending order...
University no follow at all...
see your mouth,like first class for sure,u for do am na, by strength shall no man prevail...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mactay CBT Invite For Globacom CCR by Noneejiofor(m): 4:46pm On Sep 26, 2016
[quote author=Iseoluwani post=49689858]A friend also got it today [/quoteplease where did you write yours..dunno if anybody from Abuja has gotten the text]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mactay CBT Invite For Globacom CCR by Noneejiofor(m): 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2016
Iseoluwani:
Did mine on the 17th
same here still waiting for their text
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mactay CBT Invite For Globacom CCR by Noneejiofor(m): 4:15pm On Sep 23, 2016
Iseoluwani:
Pls when did you do the cbt, that you got the text above so quick
look at the date na,she is among the first batch
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2017 Standard Chartered Bank Recruitment Official Thread. by Noneejiofor(m): 10:32am On Sep 19, 2016
obyno1010:
I have passed the Personality test, Logical test and most recently the numerical test. I have a background in mathematics (1st and 2nd degree). Trust me this numerical test is one of a hell, coupled with the little time.

Over to the online video interview......

Good luck to others.
please can u drop insights on how to go about the strength test nd d others,I'm yet to take mine
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Mactay CBT Invite For Globacom CCR by Noneejiofor(m): 4:42pm On Sep 14, 2016
OreofeeOluwa:
Maths,English,customer care related ques.97ques in all.
please,what do you mean by customer care related questions, thank u
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Gml/globacom Call Representative Aptitude Test Result by Noneejiofor(m): 4:37pm On Sep 14, 2016
Realtol:
grin
Don't I have a better thing to do than putting a mind in an aptitude test that the result is yet to be out. I just want to know my performance as anyone who writes any exam would want - not that I am agitated or something which I don't think it's a crime.... Or is it now?
Thanks for your concern anyway but I didn't see it anywhere that the pass mark is 90%.
please, what was the test like,I have one in Abuja this weekend
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye And Wife, Lola With Jidenna (Photos) by Noneejiofor(m): 1:06pm On Sep 02, 2016
is it my phone? or is peter looking darker...Anyways black is buriful
PoliticsThe Enemies Of Nigeria,the World And Christendom by Noneejiofor(op): 8:33am On Aug 20, 2016
THE ENEMIES OF NIGERIA, THE WORLD AND CHRISTENDOM
Mr. Frank Johnson, Abuja biggest boy, to make money at a young age is sweet, you are rich,handsome,young and reckless,only you live in a four bedroom bungalow, with a big compound in Maitama. Your girl friend wears Indonesia weavon of 300,000, your shoes are made by Christian loubotin. Armani,Prada and everyother form of designers they dance for your ward robe. Your mama is that woman that is roasting bole at airforce junction in Kaduna,she has partial palsy,but she still needs to work hard to train your other siblings. She lives in two rooms,which you take pride in telling people that you pay for,but you tell them its a four bedroom bungalow. This widow suffered hard to see you through school, she sold things to make sure you become somebody. You send her #20,000 every month, you have asked her to stop the business,but she told you she needs to be busy.You know what she didn't tell you?she didn't tell you that the money is not enough since your siblings always call her to ask for money telling her that you make excuses whenever they ask you. She knows that God's hand is on her business and at least she can help them with whatever she gets. She cries every night,but she takes solace in the fact that at least you are somebody even though you are not helping. Don't be deceived by the smiles you see on her face when you visit.she is praying for your redemption,because she knows that the battle is not against you but against the devil. My guy,you are an enemy of your soul,your family,Nigeria and the World at large.

Your Mama,ask you to wash plate,you say its feminine and you can't,meanwhile in school,you lose Nkechi's hair, help Chioma to carry her hand bag and wash the plate whenever you visit Pamela to show you are a gentle man. One word for you,you be pure Okon,you follow dey spoil Nigeria.

Nkiruka, common to greet your papa in the morning na war, you feel too big to wash his clothes,but in school,you cook for EMEKA,wash his clothes and boxers, not to talk of the things you do with your body, you even kneel down to beg if you annoy him..Ekaite,continue you hear,I don't know your problem,but your village people are probably playing we can't stop on your destiny...Nigeria spoiler number two

Papa Obi, everybody knows you as a cheerful man,you can shine teeth for Africa, you even greet small children, if u had enough press you would have won the Nobel peace award, you are even a good talker,almost a talkative outside. But inside the house, you don't even gist with your wife, claiming I'm not the talking type, you maltreat her, your children fear you pass God, because of the way you maltreat them. My guy, you are amongst those spoiling this country, you are worst than an infidel.

Papa Chika, I haf remember you, in the bar they know you as chief, you spend money like Dasuki gave you part of the arms money, while at home Chikaodili is no longer going to school,Austin can't pay for WAEC. Still on Papa Chika,you like respect pass food, Chikaodili have suffered for your hand. But,outside you are dating Armanda who is 17, who calls you this old man and talks to you anyhow, you even call her mummy. Nyamah, your wickedness is as witchcraft. Stop tarnishing the image of Nigerians.

Sister Olivia, your voice makes sense like die, you speak in tongues while ministering in church. But why can't you keep your eyes off Brother Romanus, the guy is seeing the passes you are making, he is even scared of looking at the choir stand, he must have heard your story, but the main thing is that he has the fear of God. The thunder that will fire you is receiving instruction while singing everything na double double. My dear you need deliverance, but who want to deliver you when you are the one that reminds people that they need deliverance. Only God can help your case sha.You are an enemy of Christendom.


Pastor youngee, Fresh nigga, filled with the spirit, you pastor a church, you have a good life, you are single. All the girls in the church wants to settle with you,therefore you take advantage. You say the Lord have asked you to taste their food, let me don't talk about other things that you taste. You remind me of gulder ultimate search advertisement. My God is not an author of confusion. You finish with them and you settle with one under 23 girl, that is not a member of your church. You say she can pray for 2 hours, I don't want to judge you,but this fine nwa mummy that I'm seeing,who sleeps during worship,can pray that long? I doubt. Hmm,I wonder how you expect other men to marry the ladies in your church when you have proved they are good for nothing. The girls loose their faith because of your act, they go back to the world and they say all men are the same. You just succeeded in making souls miss heaven. You are worst than bokoharam,Isis and Isil put together. Stop destroying the reputation of men of God.

Mr.Maurice and Miss.Ophelia, you can dance for Africa whenever you are in the club or party. But whenever you are in the church, your waist will turn to iron, you see those who dance unto the Lord as jonzers. Yours,is to sit down and be looking while others are dancing and weighing their dance skills and their clothes. The next thing you will say is that they just want to show themselves. I greet you, just continue, don't allow the devil to visit your waist with better pain. Change,you are killing the moral of Christians.


Miss. Catherine, A good lady,a Jim Jim sister, you are the one that calls teenagers to order when you notice they want to go astray. You take pride in the fact that you are a virgin at 26, you tell them you didn't compromise even while in school. You are their role model, every man in the church wants to settle with you,but you know you are in a deep mess. Here is the twist, all the candles,banana and cucumber in your house are crying for help because of what you do with them. Who are you deceiving Madame virgin, the Lord is watching in 3d, the cane that the holy spirit will use against you is still farmenting inside anointing oil. Change,you are destroying yourself and you are an enemy of God's body.

You that is reading this piece and that will be like, so this NONEE is feeling like he is more holy than Okoli,when did this one start again. I can't even answer that question.

In one way or the we are all pretenders, we don't even allow anybody to get too close,talk more of getting inside,because that is were the demons lie. We should all desist from acts that makes us bad siblings, bad parents,bad citizens and bad Christians.

WE ARE HERE FOR EACH OTHER,TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
PoliticsRe: Dogara And Tunde Bakare Visit President Buhari (video) by Noneejiofor(m): 7:54am On Aug 20, 2016
welcome to the new episode,time of travelling has passed,this is a time of visitation...lemme also goan visit my headmistress
RomanceRe: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Jos-plateau And Southern Kaduna (middlebelt). by Noneejiofor(m): 6:28pm On Aug 15, 2016
SpicyJosBabe:
Well, u made some points.
We are not materialistic at all, but what i found amusing is that many southern guys mistake the non-materialistic nature of our women for being Cheap.

I have often heard many Southern Nigerian guys in Jos and Kaduna claiming that middlebelt girls are very very cheap.
Well, i think we are gradually changing in that aspect due to an increased interraction with Southernerns.

Yea, we are predominantly dark skinned in complexion, but fairness is also common with some us. Like me am very light chocolate in complexion while all my sisters are fair like our mother. Some of us have also gotten some fair genes due to intermarriage and mixed origin with hausa-fulanis.
My dear,I live in Kaduna, schooled in the east and served in the west, a southern Kaduna girl is down to earth and they dont pretend,they like you, they show it and they are not demanding, but the problem I have is that their free expression habit,makes them to look like cheap whores, and some are sha,but there are whores everywhere...lemme just say my mind,I find them cheap,but they are good marriage materials with a morally substandard culture
Christianity EtcRe: Folayan Osekita Shades Adeboye: Praises Wife 'Who Can't Pray 2hrs Nonstop' by Noneejiofor(m): 4:26pm On Aug 04, 2016
All this shades sha...Anyways wisdom is profitable to direct,don't know why everybody this days just want to show how wise they are,by trying very hard to refute other people's claims...Its his opinion,leave am like that...Your wife should check herself if she is a woman of God and can't pray for 2 hours,if the spirit is leading you,my dear two hours is nothing...quote me in a wrong way and expect thunder
PhonesRe: Why Some Nigerians Are Scared Of Talking On The Phone by Noneejiofor(m): 6:11pm On Jul 28, 2016
vanquay69:
Not scared, just annoying.Beg to differ OP, It's more of a generational problem...The older generation have no problems talking on phone from my observation.

I really hate talking on phone, Just send a message and save me all that shìt. The most annoying is when your fathers uncles granddads cousin calls you and you don't pick, later he complains to your parents like REALLY?

HOW the fvck do you expect me to pick an unknown number, send a text God dammit
you dnt pick unknown numbers abi? make sure ur name is dangote...its very clear that you are not into any form of hustle...keep eating from mummies plate nd feeling fly...
PoliticsRe: Blood Will Flow If Elrufai Demolishes Gbagyi Villa- Kaduna Youth Groupwarns by Noneejiofor(m): 5:49pm On Jul 24, 2016
prinsam30:
Gbagi Villa is one of the villages in Kaduna state living in peace and harmony for a very long time, I will advice he should go to his own village and destroy it before any other...

shey dem say leadership by example, make him start then others go follow, very useless governor in the history of Kaduna state
It is not even a village,u will find it in the heart of Kaduna town,with 70% of houses there, owned by igbos..When I find one good reason for His demolishment of the area,I will support him...for those shouting Zaria,hope u know he compensated Nicodemusly, nd even d demolishment in some parts of Kaduna north,he paid them 400m....This is not what we need now,Nigeria is sitting on a keg of gun powder
PoliticsRe: Blood Will Flow If Elrufai Demolishes Gbagyi Villa- Kaduna Youth Groupwarns by Noneejiofor(m): 5:44pm On Jul 24, 2016
[quote author=Checked86 post=47845774]In as much as I hate that Elrufia, abi na wetin, I don't want people to resist development because of hatred or political differences. There is no way u can develop an area without demolishing the existing structures in that area. But the demolition should happen when the government is ready to put alternative structures down immediately. I don't support a situation where government demolishes houses and leave it unattended for more than 10yrs.[/quote The structures in question is not hindering any development,its not close to the road,the govt does not want to use it either,he just wants to recover the land,according to him,it is owned by Kaduna Polytechnic...And everybody knows the truth...but,we in Kaduna are watching him carefully
TravelRe: Indian Air Force Plane Missing With 29 People On Board by Noneejiofor(m): 8:00am On Jul 23, 2016
it has tey people used end time tingy on nairaland...lemme say it now,end time disappearance
PoliticsRe: Farmers To Pay Fee For Protection – Ogbeh by Noneejiofor(m): 7:47am On Jul 22, 2016
NavierStokes:
I only recently realized that the owner of this handle is just out to have fun by making light of national issues. If that's your coping mechanism then feel free, else your zombeism has gone out of control.
the guy is a clown,he knows what he is doing,but he doesn't know what is doing him
PoliticsRe: Farmers To Pay Fee For Protection – Ogbeh by Noneejiofor(m): 7:44am On Jul 22, 2016
RZArecta:
take a very big sledge hammer and break your head with it
Sledge hammer,Small sef...And the guy come be FTC,I believe he did it intentionally, cos he knows what will make people quote him,the guy go just dey laugh now, say see this people,them no knw say I no mean am,anyways lemme count how many quotes I don get...
PoliticsRe: Farmers To Pay Fee For Protection – Ogbeh by Noneejiofor(m): 7:39am On Jul 22, 2016
mrkayusfit:
In my opinion i think the farmers are self centered. Remember these herdsmen are Nigerians and they have the right to live and do their businesses any where in Nigeria. What's the big deal in allocating some portion of their farms for cattle grazing? If they were also rearing cattles, won't they graze them? The herdsmen are majorly the source of beef in the country and since everyone patronizes their meat, why can't we support the grazing bill so they can stop moving their cattles in the cities and instead have grazing fields? If every state creates grazing reserves don't you think it will limit clashes between farmers and herdsmen? I know there are bad eggs amongst the herdsmen but we can't throw away the baby and bath water. There has to be a compromise for the sake of peace.

The farmers should be ready to pay for their protection since they are doing their private business. They are not expected to buy guns to protect themselves. The government will provide security if they are ready to pay. The fulanis are not violent people, let's stop the stigmatization of herdsmen sad
if you don't know what to say,just keep quiet and learn...Mr. Selfless,who u EPP
RomanceRe: Do Modern Day Nigerian Ladies Prefer This Wooing Method? by Noneejiofor(m): 9:04pm On Jul 21, 2016
LuveU2:
Really? i thought u were smart? smone just implied we are all hoes and what he does is just to fvck us. And u are very okay with that

No wonder i prefer controversial threads to all these shallow droppings.
e pain am o
Car TalkRe: 10 Classes Of Nigeria Driver's License by Noneejiofor(m): 7:56am On Jul 20, 2016
Adebowale89:
How much is lagos to kaduna through bus. Anyone with the idea shud kindly quote me pls
6500-ezenwata luxurious,night bus...the smaller buses for day should be more expensive...But if u want it cheap,go to the park late,look for a bus that is yet to be full,those agbero boys will give u Intel....buy attachment 3500, wait codedly,as bus no full,u go jejely sit down...thank me later,it worked for me during my service year,that I was jumping upandan...but u will have to be patient nd have mind
EducationRe: Have You Ever Been Caught With Expo Before? Share Your Experience by Noneejiofor(m): 8:09am On Jul 19, 2016
kikilove:
Reminds me of when I was in school.i never carried expo cause almost all my lecturers thought my Shakara was too much I dey do fine gal so I wouldn't bother reading a book at all,for that reason they were always checking on me in the exam hall nd changing my seats like an undecided spinster lol.........well in 200l we had this particular course, I try read the thing tire e nor enter my head oh so I went to complain to a class mate of mine,he said ahhhh that's easy na he would write with an empty pen on a copy of my school fees print out that way only me can see it in the hall.na so I allow am write oh,the next day we went to the hall and he gave it to me.i sat down nd held it.Exam never start I done dey shake dey sweat like a sinner in church because of what I was holding. Na so one of our lecturer come nd said everybody out, u would file in nd arrange yourselves again,as I hear that one I fly go out side throw expo inside my bag nd took out a clean school fees printout then went back in. As soon as the exams started, one external lecturer came in. Omo the guy just walked straight to me nd said stand up bring out ur school fees printout, I brought it out he looked at it closely,raised it in the sunlight turned the front nd back didn't see anything.he said give me ur booklet I did, same checking oh didn't see anything he said come out of ur sit I came out,he bent down nd checked under my desk, at this point my course mates were laughing oh cause dem know say I nor dey carry expo normally ironically a gal carrying expo all over her body was two seats away from me but she looks quiet nd innocent.as the man check e nor see anything he said I should turn around which I did e nor see anything that was Hw he asked me to sit down nd continue. Omo na that day I agree say that man dey use juju dey know who carry expo nd dat was the first nd last time I attempted it in my life.till I finish school I dey go read till day break during exams ohhh the ones I nor know I go ask questions shekina..........sorry for the errors grin grin
some gals for be like,its like the guy snitched on me....trust no one sha,maybe the guy nd d lecturer don plan am,if too say the man catch you,e for just tell you the hotel where una go meet

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