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Romance / Re: Most Nigerians Are Thieves. See What This Hypocrite Is Gloating About. by Nonexisting: 6:45pm On Jul 20
abba09:
bro calm down its hardship i loaned from morethan 10loan apps and i never paid any of them
And you are proud to say it. You think the hardship doesn't affect the owners of the loan apps too? Instead of taking responsibility for your actions, you are blaming hardship for your crime. Just like your counterparts all over the country, there is always a reason for every criminal activity. You will open your business tomorrow and blame people for stealing from you when you have done worse to others. What goes round comes around.

Celebrities / Re: Davido Performs At After Party Of Senator Bukola Saraki Mother's Burial In Lagos by Nonexisting: 4:09pm On Jul 20
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Cubana chief priest na celebrity bodyguard to Davido now abi na Davido second wife,I no just understand angry
Nigga has been a good friend to Davido and pray you get a loyal friend like him. I have two who I'm sure will be willing to take bullet for me. A good friend is better than a bad brother.

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Romance / Re: Cash express Loan App Accuse Girl Of Rituals Send Body Parts To Friends PHOTOS by Nonexisting: 10:57am On Jul 20
PJtech:


Thrash.. Any fùcking body can default loan any fùckin time

That doesn't give them the right to blackmail the person
After speaking English, go and sue them then. Mtchew

Romance / Re: Viral Video Of A Female Nigerian Soldier Wedding (pics/video) by Nonexisting: 10:50am On Jul 20
Females including animals are generally wicked so one can imagine how wicked a female soldier can be. God forbid bad thing abeg.

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Romance / Re: Cash express Loan App Accuse Girl Of Rituals Send Body Parts To Friends PHOTOS by Nonexisting: 10:45am On Jul 20
Your friend should go and pay the loan and stop ruining people's business. How someone will wake up and take a loan knowing full well he can not repay it beats my imagination.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Danger To The World, A Liar – Soyinka by Nonexisting: 10:36am On Jul 20
Zonefree:
Soyinka wants to export his iberiberism to the outside world. The old fool is yet to speak against the hunger Tinubu and APC have plunged Nigerians into. Useless old man! A fool at 90!
Why are you surprised? They are descendants of Cain. Same mindset, same MO. Don't blame the old fool, blame his genetics.

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Romance / Re: Hook Up Pays. Don't Be Deceived. by Nonexisting: 9:30am On Jul 20
Aside being oloshos, many of them are also ritualists. They use their clients for money rituals which is why people like child0fdoom can never be useful to his family and this country ever again.

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Romance / Re: I Helped A Guy Today And I Was Glad I Did by Nonexisting: 9:02am On Jul 20
Till today, I don't give women lift, only men and children. When a man swallows his pride and opens up to ask another man for favour, I take it that I'm his last hope though scammers are now making it difficult to know who is who.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Abubakar: APC Women Leader In Katsina Confesses To Be Bandits' Informant by Nonexisting: 8:55am On Jul 20
APC leader, woman and bandit informant all in one is already a deadly combo.

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Romance / Re: Gone Are The Days When Guys Chase Ladies by Nonexisting: 8:50am On Jul 20
JobAndVacancies:

Definitely, the cons outweighs the pros.
One girl run me street last night.
I go chike am collect number, the following evening I called asked how she is doing and what she had for dinner, she said she hasn't eaten anything since morning, she's weak already and would collapse, I told her to come let's sit out at an eatery, she said she can't come alone she will need to come with her friends, I declined and told her on my way from work I'll see what I can do, I came back told her to follow me to a neighbor's shop and asked what she'll like to take, she said spaghetti I took it and gave her but she said she does not have the ingredients to add to it. I just told her to get the ingredients and I told the woman I'll pay later as I need to get home to attend to something urgent, Omo baba when I came later the following day I asked the woman how much was her bill, the lady said it's 3,600. I was shocked, I asked her why, the lady brought the lists of things she got, I instantly called her and she confirmed it.
Girl took 2 golden pennny spaghetti at 1k each, 3 eggs, 500 naira bread, tomato paste, power oil and other unnecessary things.
Chai I close eye paid it.
Called her the following night she rejected my calls, I went to her place and saw a guy in her room, later found out the guy has been staying with her for weeks.
Chai the thing pain me gan. I just lock up and deleted her number.
AdvanceDna nicepoker and nonexisting see how them run me Street
Remain calm brother, nothing spoil. History always repeat itself. The hungry urchin will come back again in no distant time and at that time, notify the brotherhood so we can handle her matter. But if you have the time and the energy now, break into her circle of friends and start fuccking them one after the other. The discovery will drive her jealousy so bad that she will want to get a pound of flesh by coming close to bill you again. At that time, just like a patient lioness on a hunt, you'll be waiting for her with sharp penis.

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Crime / Re: Outrage In SA After Zimbabwean Inmate Brags About Good Life In Prison (Video) by Nonexisting: 8:41am On Jul 20
Correctional Services spokesperson Singabakho Nxumalo said Banks was moved to a maximum-security prison after the video went viral.

Mumu man. Now the haters he was referring to will be laughing at him and fuccking his girlfriend.

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Travel / Re: Irish Citizens Express Displeasure About Nigerians Moving Into Their Country by Nonexisting: 10:05pm On Jul 19
These fools will never stay off social media.

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Family / Re: My Wife Insisting That Her Pastor Must officiate our child naming ceremony. by Nonexisting: 8:50pm On Jul 18
DNA test brother, DNA test.

Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Stabs Lawyer For Assisting Wife File Divorce Suit Against Him by Nonexisting: 7:08pm On Jul 18
dawnomike:
Mumu man
Fish brained mugu for that matter. He will go to prison for attempted murder or assault and the lawyer will now be fuccking the same pussy he was fighting hard to protect. Fish brained mugu.

Education / Re: Parents Show Their Dancing Skills After Principal Said 'no Fees' For Best Dancer by Nonexisting: 3:33pm On Jul 18
An avenue to spot oloshos disguised as mothers. I've already spotted some.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Reps Slash Salaries By 50% Over Nationwide Hunger by Nonexisting: 2:40pm On Jul 18
We need them to share their last three months and next three months bank statements so we can confirm. Mtchew

Romance / Re: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by Nonexisting: 2:38pm On Jul 18
If she is a virgin and you know in your deepest heart that you don't have any true feelings for her, please let her innocent pussy be. Don't be a simp but don't be heartless as well. Taking a girl's innocence by pretense of love is a crime against humanity and karma will come for you.

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Business / Re: Moment Market Women Tackled Colleague For Selling Garri At A Cheaper Price (Vid) by Nonexisting: 6:00pm On Jul 17
AbuTwins:
Na who do us like this?

We suppose get mercy for one another not being extremely greedy like this!
Get mercy on one another at their own expense? Do you know the cost of producing garri or do you want them to report loss just to help one another? Always weigh all options before judging a case.

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Crime / Re: Housewife Steals Co-Wife Baby’s Placenta In Lagos by Nonexisting: 5:50pm On Jul 17
mmadu4:
in anything you do in this world. please fear these people. and stay away from OGUN state too. .
All they think about is juju. Nothing else. Tueh

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Romance / Re: Help! "I Am In Love With My Late Brother's Wife" by Nonexisting: 5:10pm On Jul 17
Pzpropertylimit:
Ah not even allow this for two years ?
Ah breaking the news to them after impregnating her ?
Oh brother ,it would have been honorable on ur part if she is not pregnant.
Oh brother , it would have been honorable on ur part after 2 years of ur brother's death .
My late friend's wife frequently needed my presence around them ,I ran till today I help them from afar.
Play noble pls
You are not a good friend. You think your late friend will be happy that you're helping his vulnerable family from afar? You think all they need is money? What about advising his children? What about being there for them, including his wife? You think all women need is sex? There might have been a neighbor, a colleague, a random passerby who made her uncomfortable which was why she needed you presence around her and the children because she felt your visit alone would scare intruders and make the children feel safe. Brother, be a good friend starting from today and don't give a fucck what people will say.

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Politics / Re: Oba Akiolu Begs Nigerians For Patience On Tinubu’s Behalf by Nonexisting: 7:20pm On Jul 16
Every yoruba is now asking Nigerians to be patient with federal government. Same them were threatening fire and brimstone when Goodluck Jonathan was there and they would have done it again if someone other than Tinubu is there. One sad thing about bigotry is that it will put up your hypocrisy and double standards in the public view.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Trump’s Assassination Attempt Staged’ – Amanda Seales Alleges (Video) by Nonexisting: 8:51pm On Jul 14
I don't like that nigga but saying his assassination attempt was staged is taking foolishness too far.

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A 13 Years Old Girl by Nonexisting: 5:30pm On Jul 14
Nicepoker:
Don't swallow hook line and sinker. He is just clowning around.
People mostly clown about what they fantasize which is why I take jokes very seriously.
Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A 13 Years Old Girl by Nonexisting: 5:28pm On Jul 14
The dangers of single mothers raising boys result in simps, paedophiles, women beaters and many more we have in our society today. Recent study proves that chances that a paedophile will be raised in a traditional homes where there's a father in the house is 0.0957%.

Politics / Re: What? Reno Omokri Condemns Peter Obi For Not Condoling Trump? by Nonexisting: 5:23pm On Jul 14
Peter Obi is really tormenting that fool with silence. Obi should be GS 101 1/2 in our universities.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of Thomas Matthew Crooks, The Guy Who Shot At Donald Trump by Nonexisting: 3:45pm On Jul 14
vanbonattel:


You see black yoruba brain?

Not Boko haram, Fulani Herdsmen, OPC or Amotekun?
Fixed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shocking Image Sums Up How Close Donald Trump Came To Death by Nonexisting: 3:40pm On Jul 14
Alexiiydon:
Imagine this happened to obi in the last election obiDENCE would have told us how such can’t happen in America
Imagine this happened to you. Nairaland would have been a better forum by now.

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Crime / Re: Scary Moment Unknown Gunmen Kidnapped A Motorist In Anambra (Video) by Nonexisting: 7:37am On Jul 14
Just look at the disgraceful comments. If some of us react now, some ediots somewhere will say they feel disappointed that I am a tribalist. Yorubas will always mock Igbos when misfortunes befall them but when it befalls yorubas, everybody will expect some of us to be mature and civil. Thunder fire anyone who will correct me again on matters relating to bigotry in this forum.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Doesn’t Have People Who Speak Truth To Power – Peter Obi by Nonexisting: 7:20am On Jul 14
Now in private life, I can do whatever I like with my money,” Obi said.
The bolded statement from Obi will continue to pain Tinubu urchins.

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Politics / Re: Checkout This Farm Land In Niger State by Nonexisting: 10:00pm On Jul 13
Peter Obi really motivated and challeneged that Governor Bago to take agriculture very seriously and he is doing quite well so far. I'm impressed.

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