Do brideprice at half price, buy half of the things in the list and tell them you'll be there next five years to complete the list if everything goes well. Carry the vaginarian go house. End of story. Why do honeymoon when she no be virgin. The pussy boys fuccked on two inch mattresses you wan go fucck in 5 star hotel say you dey go do honeymoon. She may even carry pregnancy for her ex come the honeymoon. Mtchew

Vulturebbqgriller and co said Buhari was the best daddy they ever had. Meanwhile Buhari was the president and also the minister of petroleum when this happened. Everybody go dey alright.

gidgiddy:
Hr was actually living in his palatial home America having retired as chief auditor to Texaco before Peter Obi went to bring him back to become Governor

Are you sure he was living there in America before becoming governor? Let me reserve my comment venom then.

QuotaSystem:
This is sad and unfortunate.

However to avoid this and possibly worse collateral damage in the future, the local residents should mobilize and expose the ipob terrorists among them and hiding in their backyards to help our security forces.

Thank you for at least condemning this unwarranted violence unlike some of your compatriots who would rather laugh. You're right for the people to report Ekpa boys to the authority to avoid this in the future but the question should be, is this supposed to come from security forces or agbero forces? Why has the Nigerian army reduced itself to this unprofessional act? Do they act like this in Borno state when boko haram kill their men? What about Zamfara state?

Cost of everything has gone up and there's hardship everywhere but those idiots would rather protest for a dead musician than protest for themselves. Nigerian youths are stupid which is why politicians are fuccking us without condoms in this country.

maureensylvia:
Don’t japa
Stay here let’s make Nigeria better

Japa is cowardice

I share your sentiments. But I will not stay one month in this hellhole once I have a son. This place is for mean hustlers like me, not for my unborn generation. I'll never subject them to this jungle life where one struggles to have everything but security of his life is not guaranteed.

Okafor's law is partly the reason. Whether disvirgined or just fuccked, them vaginarians never forget the dick so quickly. It's not about the emotional attachment to the dick holder, it's about emotional attachment to the dick. It now depends on the dick holder to take advantage of the emotional attachment or not.

CilicMarin:
Nigerian politicians are useless...Why impeaching your deputy because he has ambition?

Hehehe. The shege done dey reach everybody las las.

His cartel, his wife and his riches, another will take over. Bible talk am, no be me. Death no be good thing that's why I don't wish it on anybody, not even on Buhari who messed this country up. I wish everyone long life, long enough to live the mess he or she makes in this country. Ojukwu regretted the civil war before his death, Gowon is still going about today apologizing for the war. Danjuma, even though he doesn't know what he will use money to do again in this life, he and his countrymen are paying for his mess via herdsmen crises. Obasanjo recently ordered traditional rulers to stand and sit down like he was still in the army, no be alzheimer dey set be that? El Rufai is now a refugee in another country, e go reach everybody las las. Everyone will chop his own mess. Na long life we dey pray for.

And their internal and external borrowings hits how much?

Samantha124:
The brother is in love...

For now, until he is out of love. Lucky or should I say smart people learn from experiences of others whereas dumb people learn from their own experiences, the painful way. I wish him goodluck in his love endeavours.

If you want me to read your epistle, change that your "formal" classmates to "former" classmates. That error irritates me.

Same difference between agbero and conductor. Conductors stay in buses while agberos roam about. Prostitutes have bases like brothels while hook-upers can be anywhere at any time.

yarimo:
The man labour to death more on the Way

You're shinning teeth over the death of another and mocking the dead when you are only but one breath away from death. Some of you don't know when to draw a line between politics and reality. I pity you.

OBTMOS:
Cannot fly
Will you provide money for autopsy or will it be free?

Mr. Thomas, read. E no hard to just read something before commenting.

The irony of the situation is that this is exactly how your girlfriend's friend somewhere will be discussing your own simping now.

JONSYN7154:
Guy, i was born and brought up in the North.

I know them like the back of my hand.

They do hook up much more than you think.

But the truth be say their pussies never see shege pro max like those of vaginarians down South. A 20yrs old southern vaginarian has probably fuccked more than 1000 female dogs combined.

SmartPolician:
The next pastor to join the help crew should be Pastor Chinyere of OPM. Those pastors love media attention.

and pussies too.

Na the dead boy's wife be the target, forget talk. He done see big breast begin cap nonsense. We know them gods of men.

Kestolove:
Wike is more influential

Whether free and fair or thug and agbero election, Ibori will beat Wike hands down in ND axis. Wike na only mouth and government backing he take dey pose. Ibori no need federal government help to man his territory.

Though Ibori is a convicted thief and Jonathan an accomplished former president, the latter is nobody in Niger Delta when compared to the former. Personality wise, I will choose Ibori over Jonathan too. Nigga is a real man. That's my personal opinion.

cutecommend:
Once you find true love from a lady and you have confirmed she is a good wife for you, love her so much even if she has slept with a thousand guys in the past. Pamper her, cherish her and build a future with her if you can.

And a simp somewhere will read this now and give himself a high five for doing well and then go ahead to jubilate that he has also
received top notch backing in nairaland today.

saasala:
As rugged and crazy as Lagos is, I don't see myself living anywhere else in the world. Not Abuja, Not Calabar, Not London or New York. No where like Lagos.

I will live and die in Lagos.

Amen to your wishes and good luck.

Goodman2023:


He is shameless but when your party national chairman was a governor, he sacked an emir and you all applauded him... hypocrite

That fool is a hypocrite. Was it not him that said governors were higher in rank than Emirs when Gandollar sacked Sanusi? Obasanjo has said the same thing now and he is calling him shameless old man. Anything that comes out of anyone that supported Obi in 2023, legit or not will always be fought against by those fools so don't mind them.

160 naira per kg in Ogbomosho, Aphonjaland. I am an APC/Tinubu supporter.

Once I sight hairy armpits, I will abort the mission immediately. When I'm already on the mission and perceive odor in the pussy, my dick will go down and never to rise again for that vaginarian.

MEGA4BILLION:
Now she has discovered it is not easy to cheat and still sleep with two eyes closed

This is why men that sleep with more than one vaginarian should not be called a cheat. We do that and still go about with peace of mind because we were created to marry as many wives as we want. Vaginarians on the other hand can not afford to do that because each of them is made for one dick and when they start sleeping with many dicks, they look horrible, think horrible and commit horrible crimes to cover the tracks. This one will now commit murder too by aborting an innocent child.

Was he dealing on drugs or was he a gang member. Don't tell me that poet shit.

And so? The months he sent money, did you tell us? Abeg carry your overused pussy and shift.

You did your home work well but not thoroughly. You see single mothers and divorcees, dig your grave before marrying them. They are wicked, heartless and have the worst entitlement mentality that exist in this world. They should be the number one in your list.

Virginity in men naturally should be a thing of pride if you eventually meet an air tight vaginarian as well and figure out life from there. The problem in this part of the country is that as virgin man, you will end up with vaginarians that has mileage like planes owned by Ethiopian airlines. Sometimes when you meet the so called virgins, their pussy will be blocked but their anus will be licking water and they may have sucked hundreds of dicks. The situation is a very pathetic one now so I've decided to use, reuse and overuse my dick at the highest rate of use. Fucck but focus on important matter, my hustle.