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Events / Re: Manuel Julian Sevillano Bustamante Buried With Lots Of Guns In Ecuador by Nonexisting: 6:08pm On Sep 20, 2023
His cartel, his wife and his riches, another will take over. Bible talk am, no be me. Death no be good thing that's why I don't wish it on anybody, not even on Buhari who messed this country up. I wish everyone long life, long enough to live the mess he or she makes in this country. Ojukwu regretted the civil war before his death, Gowon is still going about today apologizing for the war. Danjuma, even though he doesn't know what he will use money to do again in this life, he and his countrymen are paying for his mess via herdsmen crises. Obasanjo recently ordered traditional rulers to stand and sit down like he was still in the army, no be alzheimer dey set be that? El Rufai is now a refugee in another country, e go reach everybody las las. Everyone will chop his own mess. Na long life we dey pray for.

Business / Re: Lagos Hits N400bn IGR In First Half Of 2023 by Nonexisting: 5:33pm On Sep 20, 2023
And their internal and external borrowings hits how much?

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Romance / Re: How I Met My Fiancée by Nonexisting: 5:30pm On Sep 20, 2023
Samantha124:
The brother is in love... grin grin grin
For now, until he is out of love. Lucky or should I say smart people learn from experiences of others whereas dumb people learn from their own experiences, the painful way. I wish him goodluck in his love endeavours.

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Romance / Re: Here's One Bitter Secret Nobody Will Openly Tell You by Nonexisting: 5:23pm On Sep 20, 2023
If you want me to read your epistle, change that your "formal" classmates to "former" classmates. That error irritates me.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Difference Between Hook Up And Prostitution? Picture Added+18 by Nonexisting: 5:16pm On Sep 20, 2023
Same difference between agbero and conductor. Conductors stay in buses while agberos roam about. Prostitutes have bases like brothels while hook-upers can be anywhere at any time.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Consoles With The Family Of Churchill Enyia by Nonexisting: 9:55pm On Sep 19, 2023
yarimo:
The man labour to death grin grin more on the Way grin
You're shinning teeth over the death of another and mocking the dead when you are only but one breath away from death. Some of you don't know when to draw a line between politics and reality. I pity you.

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Politics / Re: #Mohbad: Ned Nwoko To introduce bill on "Mandatory Autopsy" before burial by Nonexisting: 9:45pm On Sep 19, 2023
OBTMOS:
Cannot fly
Will you provide money for autopsy or will it be free?
Mr. Thomas, read. E no hard to just read something before commenting.

Romance / Re: Stop Sending Money To Girls If You Are Aboard by Nonexisting: 8:25pm On Sep 19, 2023
The irony of the situation is that this is exactly how your girlfriend's friend somewhere will be discussing your own simping now.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Fulani N Hauza Girls Don't Do Hook Up by Nonexisting: 7:57pm On Sep 19, 2023
JONSYN7154:
Guy, i was born and brought up in the North.

I know them like the back of my hand.

They do hook up much more than you think.
But the truth be say their pussies never see shege pro max like those of vaginarians down South. A 20yrs old southern vaginarian has probably fuccked more than 1000 female dogs combined.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah To Support Mohbad's Son And Wife, To Help Police Investigation by Nonexisting: 9:07am On Sep 19, 2023
SmartPolician:
The next pastor to join the help crew should be Pastor Chinyere of OPM. Those pastors love media attention. grin
and pussies too.

Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah To Support Mohbad's Son And Wife, To Help Police Investigation by Nonexisting: 9:05am On Sep 19, 2023
Na the dead boy's wife be the target, forget talk. He done see big breast begin cap nonsense. We know them gods of men.

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Politics / Re: James Ibori & Goodluck Jonathan: Who Is More Influential In Niger Delta Region? by Nonexisting: 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2023
Kestolove:
Wike is more influential
Whether free and fair or thug and agbero election, Ibori will beat Wike hands down in ND axis. Wike na only mouth and government backing he take dey pose. Ibori no need federal government help to man his territory.

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Politics / Re: James Ibori & Goodluck Jonathan: Who Is More Influential In Niger Delta Region? by Nonexisting: 10:05pm On Sep 18, 2023
Though Ibori is a convicted thief and Jonathan an accomplished former president, the latter is nobody in Niger Delta when compared to the former. Personality wise, I will choose Ibori over Jonathan too. Nigga is a real man. That's my personal opinion.

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Romance / Re: Love Her So Much Even If Her Past Is So Dirty by Nonexisting: 9:48pm On Sep 18, 2023
cutecommend:
Once you find true love from a lady and you have confirmed she is a good wife for you, love her so much even if she has slept with a thousand guys in the past. Pamper her, cherish her and build a future with her if you can.
And a simp somewhere will read this now and give himself a high five for doing well and then go ahead to jubilate that he has also
received top notch backing in nairaland today.

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Travel / Re: Ten Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria Based On Inflation Rate–August 2023 by Nonexisting: 9:42pm On Sep 18, 2023
saasala:
As rugged and crazy as Lagos is, I don't see myself living anywhere else in the world. Not Abuja, Not Calabar, Not London or New York. No where like Lagos.

I will live and die in Lagos.

Amen to your wishes and good luck.

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Politics / Re: Oba saga: She is not my wife, I won't issue apology - Obasanjo disowns Taiwo by Nonexisting: 9:19pm On Sep 18, 2023
Goodman2023:


He is shameless but when your party national chairman was a governor, he sacked an emir and you all applauded him... hypocrite
That fool is a hypocrite. Was it not him that said governors were higher in rank than Emirs when Gandollar sacked Sanusi? Obasanjo has said the same thing now and he is calling him shameless old man. Anything that comes out of anyone that supported Obi in 2023, legit or not will always be fought against by those fools so don't mind them.

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Politics / Re: Cooking Gas Price For Today In Your Location by Nonexisting: 6:42pm On Sep 18, 2023
160 naira per kg in Ogbomosho, Aphonjaland. I am an APC/Tinubu supporter.

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Romance / Re: Guys What Turns You Off In A Lady No Matter How Beautiful She Is. by Nonexisting: 6:39pm On Sep 18, 2023
Once I sight hairy armpits, I will abort the mission immediately. When I'm already on the mission and perceive odor in the pussy, my dick will go down and never to rise again for that vaginarian.

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Family / Re: She Retaliated After Her Husband Cheated, She Is Now Suicidal by Nonexisting: 6:36pm On Sep 18, 2023
MEGA4BILLION:
Now she has discovered it is not easy to cheat and still sleep with two eyes closed
This is why men that sleep with more than one vaginarian should not be called a cheat. We do that and still go about with peace of mind because we were created to marry as many wives as we want. Vaginarians on the other hand can not afford to do that because each of them is made for one dick and when they start sleeping with many dicks, they look horrible, think horrible and commit horrible crimes to cover the tracks. This one will now commit murder too by aborting an innocent child.

Crime / Re: Gboyega Odubanjo's Body Found By UK Police by Nonexisting: 3:56pm On Sep 02, 2023
Was he dealing on drugs or was he a gang member. Don't tell me that poet shit.

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Romance / Re: Portable Has Not Sent Money For His Son’s Upkeep For Two Months - Baby Mama Hone by Nonexisting: 9:50am On Sep 02, 2023
And so? The months he sent money, did you tell us? Abeg carry your overused pussy and shift.

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Romance / Re: The 10 Types Of Women You Should Never Marry by Nonexisting: 9:44am On Sep 02, 2023
You did your home work well but not thoroughly. You see single mothers and divorcees, dig your grave before marrying them. They are wicked, heartless and have the worst entitlement mentality that exist in this world. They should be the number one in your list.

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Romance / Re: #is Virginity A Shame Or A Pride In This Era#? by Nonexisting: 9:39am On Sep 02, 2023
Virginity in men naturally should be a thing of pride if you eventually meet an air tight vaginarian as well and figure out life from there. The problem in this part of the country is that as virgin man, you will end up with vaginarians that has mileage like planes owned by Ethiopian airlines. Sometimes when you meet the so called virgins, their pussy will be blocked but their anus will be licking water and they may have sucked hundreds of dicks. The situation is a very pathetic one now so I've decided to use, reuse and overuse my dick at the highest rate of use. Fucck but focus on important matter, my hustle.

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Romance / Re: Feeling Too Young & Cheating All Day-Ninalowo Bolanle Marriage Crash Confession by Nonexisting: 9:31am On Sep 02, 2023
The mumu will be thinking he cheated the most in their marriage but guess what, his wife will be laughing at him now as if he is dancing naked, dangling his dick in the market place. Men cheat and confess because they have conscience while the other gender people cheat and keep quiet because by default, they are heartless.

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Sports / Re: Who Remembered This Lie? India 99-1 Nigeria. by Nonexisting: 9:24am On Sep 02, 2023
I so believed the lie that I tried to replicate it in our street bottle cover match. I think I played one nigga up to 31 goals to nothing one time. I'm sure those amongst us that didn't believe the lie back then are great thinkers today and the rest of us mumu still dey believe say Nigeria go better someday when by default, we were designed to fail.

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Crime / Re: Criminal Nabbed After Getting Busted By Voodoo "Juju" (Pics/Video) by Nonexisting: 9:19am On Sep 02, 2023
One way to know the guilty is that he will always do things differently if you observe well and he go dey explain tire. The mumu in this video even touched the broom. Bring back our tradition.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Asked To Leave UK After His Cheating Wife Files For Divorce by Nonexisting: 9:03am On Sep 02, 2023
We warn them but they call us misogynists. Every man should have back up plan as he gets older. Right now, no one born of a vaginarian can surprise me. I see betrayal long before they come and that gives me time to plan for it. Only simps travel abroad with their wives. Show me a single Nigerian man who lives in peace with his wife abroad and I will show you a pit latrine who takes shit all the time with no complaints.

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Romance / Re: Don't Eat Everything On Skirt. by Nonexisting: 10:11pm On Sep 01, 2023
You're talking rubbish. Once I see a vaginarian with big boobs hanging down their chest and I'm free at the moment to fucck, nothing will stop me from negotiating immediately. Jazz no be men like me when my father is still alive. If you like put mami water statue inside the pussy, I will fucck it and press the hell out of the breasts too. You want me to fucck only one vaginarian whereas she fuccks 10 dicks per day. Mtchew

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Govt Inherited "Dead Horse But Standing Economy" - Charles Soludo by Nonexisting: 10:03pm On Sep 01, 2023
DMerciful:
He said Tinubu inherited a dead economy from Bubu.

We told you Bubu will be a failure but you hated us for it. Infact, the fight on Nairaland btw you guys and us is because of Bubu.
Even till now, you still defend Bubu yet happy to say Tinubu inherited a dead economy from Bubu.
An average skull miner is neither here nor there.

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