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Romance / Re: I Know Of A Man Who Married A Single Mom With 3 Kids They Now Beat Him by Nonexisting: 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Any man willing to be vessel used in teaching simps a lesson, I'll simply appreciate him. @OP, I hope you thanked him for his service? I'm sure his story will save many simps around that area. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: I’m Willing To Become Unpopular To Reform Nigeria, Says Tinubu by Nonexisting: 9:23pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Just show us your certificate, stop all these bullshit talks.
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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Lawyer Tells US Court He Will Suffer If Chicago Records Are Released by Nonexisting: 9:21pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
How can a vaginarian who claims to be virgin refuse to show us her pussy to verify the authenticity of her claim? Tinubu stay one place make we do the needful, why all these shelaye? 3 Likes
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Food / Re: Come and eat this Delicious Suya Meat by Nonexisting: 9:16pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
What's your location, I am asking because I've heard so many stories about suya recently which is why I've stopped eating it for a while. I heard some people use human remains and dead animals to make suya now. Human remains are more accessible than animal meat in some parts of this country, we know that. No be tomorrow if they ask me have you eaten human flesh before and I go come dey confused whether or whetheran't. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Simon Ikpa Boys Captured Igbo Road Safety Officer And Spared His Life by Nonexisting: 9:09pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Sensational headline just to fan the fire of tribalism in this place. They would have killed him like they killed all Nigerian officers whether Igbo or not. They don't spare anyone that's why they are criminal elements. This place and tribal wars shaa. Because he was armless, she preached love to him and showered him with love, peace & freed him... ...But if you carry arm in Biafra land and you are not Biafra force, na story for another day 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Religion / Re: Jimmy Odukoya Defends His Decision For Dreading His Hair & Wearing Earrings(vid by Nonexisting: 8:19pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
thinkmoney:Paul wrote to specific people and their specific challenges, nothing harmonious about his so called letters. If Paul is to write to Nigeria today, I'm sure he will not write about hellfire since we are already in one. 6 Likes 1 Share
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Religion / Re: Jimmy Odukoya Defends His Decision For Dreading His Hair & Wearing Earrings(vid by Nonexisting: 8:13pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
tollyboy5:Your opening statement got me rolling on the floor. Hehehe. Even the bible writers contradict themselves sometimes yet we read and assimilate everything. Imagine the nonsense Solomon wrote about sucking breast of maidens and people call it "the word of the Lord." 6 Likes
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Romance / Re: Dating A Woman Who Doesn't Really Love You. by Nonexisting: 7:53pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Zonefree:The "I love you" is just coming from her lips just like "I care about you" is coming from the lips of a politician. The vagina gender is incapable of loving someone. Even God never asked Eve to love Adam because He knows she couldn't. Vaginarians love for a reason and once that reason is no more, the love dies. Only men and animals love unconditionally that's why God asked Adam to please love the snake he created out of his ribs, a terrible mistake that we gentlemen are still paying for till date. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Dating A Woman Who Doesn't Really Love You. by Nonexisting: 7:46pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Vaginarians that use the phrase my friends say, my sisters say are ticking time bombs both in marriage and during dating. They give men hell and their pussies are few inches away from outside dicks because they will always want to live other people's lives. You did good research brotherly. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: We Hope Whatever Tinubu Is Hiding Won't Cause us some Heart Attack - Ibe by Nonexisting: 7:37pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
PHIPEX:The hypocrisy of people from that side of the country is second to none. They condemned Mmesoma but are now defending Mmesoma promax. Fear an aphonjapitekus. 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Oba saga: You want 2 create 3rd World War because Obi didn't win - Taiwo to OBJ by Nonexisting: 7:25pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
Malroux:That's how empty their skulls are. I don't call them confused gender for nothing. 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Help Me, My Mother Does Not Think Pos Is A Job. by Nonexisting: 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
The answer to the issue is simple. Double your hustle and prove her wrong. My father once cried that I wasn't able to secure a job after training me in school. My elder brother was not doing so well in business too. When I told him I wanted to start a building contractor firm, he advised that I kept searching for good job that one day God would bless me. Today, he is happy I didn't listen to his advice. Prove them wrong brother and see them sing a new song. You see that your POS business, package am well and diversify as well. If not that I know myself well, I would be thinking I did money ritual in my dreams but whenever I remember the degree of my hustle, I get rest of mind. This life is not too hard, just stay your lane and hustle without minding where your mates currently are or what people are saying. The only time you unlock your ears is when someone is talking business. Cheers brother. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: People Who Came Back To Marry Their Ex's Please Advice Me . by Nonexisting: 4:38pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
She has not agreed to come back to you and all your efforts to bring her back have failed yet you are here fantasizing how your kiss and your fucck will be. This is like a hunter fantasizing how to eat bush meat even before going into the bush to attempt to catch one. Pray that the spirit of foolishness will stop stop dwelling in you. 5 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by Nonexisting: 4:12pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
madjune:The bolded is not true. Biggie fits into the narrative more than Tupac. Just two albums and he had all the fame. Biggie got introduced to the game, got a ounce and fuccking blew up. Forget long talk, Biggie remains the king of hip hop. Tupac was good though. His best tracks to me are baby don't cry and shorty wanna be a thug. 1 Like 1 Share
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Celebrities / Re: THROWBACK: The Enigma Call Tupac Amaru Shakur( 1971 - 1996 ) by Nonexisting: 4:05pm On Sep 22, 2023 |
NFBI:Drugs, weed, alcohol. That's why. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: When A Woman Finally Brings Something To The Table (pictures) by Nonexisting: 9:32pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
That breast on the table looks really good and handle-able. Who is she and how much does she cost? It's all transaction to me. 2 Likes
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Crime / Re: Police Alert On ‘sextortion’ Via Dating Platforms, Urge Fun Seeker To Be Careful by Nonexisting: 9:00pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
GOFRONT:That time we saw his bare nyash on the internet. 10 Likes 1 Share
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Food / Re: Which Of These Nigerian Delicacies Is Your Most Preferred? (picture) by Nonexisting: 8:36pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
Arthurity1:My brother my brother. 4 Likes
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Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend's Mum Prevented Us From Doing Abortion by Nonexisting: 7:58pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
What's the moral of your story? You fuccknicated without condom for that matter and are proud to announce it to the whole country. Mtchew
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Celebrities / Re: Moment Police Took Away Mohbad's Body After It Was Exhumed From His Grave (vid) by Nonexisting: 7:35pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
gerrardomendes:Go to Twitter and see for yourself. They have started saying that opposition has hijacked the protest. Any nwanna that joins that protest is a fool.
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Bags Over 8years Imprisonment For Dealing Drugs In UK (pics/video) by Nonexisting: 7:15pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
Dayvidblue:I am into skulling business, import and export, I do internet fraud, I do petty money ritual, not like the one done by Kanayo Kanayo that fetch millions, I'm talking about the rituals done by Baba Femi in Ijebu that give me daily 2k to drink my agbo in peace. Agbero work, I dey gallant for there. Cultism, haa you dey ask that one. You never hear wetin we do for Sagamu? Armed robbery, haa you dey ask? You done forget offa bank robbery? Na we be baba for armed robbery. My friend, I hope you have skull insurance as you dey ask me these questions so because anything fit happen now. Who am I? I am a proud aphonja. 6 Likes 2 Shares
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Bags Over 8years Imprisonment For Dealing Drugs In UK (pics/video) by Nonexisting: 7:06pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
It's like skull mining is for the unsophisticated aphonjas. The sophisticated ones are now diversifying and I don't blame them. Imagine 25k for one skull, what can it buy in this present economy if not agbo. 9 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: Share The Happiest Moment Of Your Life by Nonexisting: 5:37pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
The day I got mobilized for my first building g contract. I was like, ala Owerri, come and see your boy now. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: September 22nd Is Rapture by Nonexisting: 5:34pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
tonicyril: 5 Likes
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Romance / Re: As A Lady, Which Would You Go For by Nonexisting: 5:20pm On Sep 21, 2023 |
Do brideprice at half price, buy half of the things in the list and tell them you'll be there next five years to complete the list if everything goes well. Carry the vaginarian go house. End of story. Why do honeymoon when she no be virgin. The pussy boys fuccked on two inch mattresses you wan go fucck in 5 star hotel say you dey go do honeymoon. She may even carry pregnancy for her ex come the honeymoon. Mtchew 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Reps Uncover 45m Barrels Sold At N45m At Lagos Ports Complex In 2022 by Nonexisting: 10:59pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
Vulturebbqgriller and co said Buhari was the best daddy they ever had. Meanwhile Buhari was the president and also the minister of petroleum when this happened. Everybody go dey alright. 3 Likes
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Politics / Re: Willie Obiano Walking His Dog In USA (Video) by Nonexisting: 9:22pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
gidgiddy:Are you sure he was living there in America before becoming governor? Let me reserve my 5 Likes
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Politics / Re: Military Invades & Burns Ehime Mbano, Imo Over The Killing Of Officers by Nonexisting: 9:17pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
QuotaSystem:Thank you for at least condemning this unwarranted violence unlike some of your compatriots who would rather laugh. You're right for the people to report Ekpa boys to the authority to avoid this in the future but the question should be, is this supposed to come from security forces or agbero forces? Why has the Nigerian army reduced itself to this unprofessional act? Do they act like this in Borno state when boko haram kill their men? What about Zamfara state?
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Romance / Re: What Is With The Recent Protest By The Youths Because Of Mohbad by Nonexisting: 9:09pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
Cost of everything has gone up and there's hardship everywhere but those idiots would rather protest for a dead musician than protest for themselves. Nigerian youths are stupid which is why politicians are fuccking us without condoms in this country. 4 Likes
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Travel / Re: UK: 10 Things You Will Miss About Nigeria When You JAPA by Nonexisting: 7:31pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
maureensylvia:I share your sentiments. But I will not stay one month in this hellhole once I have a son. This place is for mean hustlers like me, not for my unborn generation. I'll never subject them to this jungle life where one struggles to have everything but security of his life is not guaranteed. 1 Like
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Romance / Re: Do Ladies Feel A Strong Attraction Or Connection For First Sex Partner? by Nonexisting: 7:10pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
Okafor's law is partly the reason. Whether disvirgined or just fuccked, them vaginarians never forget the dick so quickly. It's not about the emotional attachment to the dick holder, it's about emotional attachment to the dick. It now depends on the dick holder to take advantage of the emotional attachment or not. 3 Likes
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Politics / Re: Lucky Aiyedatiwa: Ondo Assembly Commence Impeachment Against Deputy-Governor by Nonexisting: 7:02pm On Sep 20, 2023 |
CilicMarin:Hehehe. The shege done dey reach everybody las las.
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