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Romance / Re: I Am Confused In Choosing A Wife Partner by Nonexisting: 4:41pm On Feb 20, 2023
The two are bad markets. Number one is a spoilt brat and as an undergraduate, she is still in her hoe face too and not ready for marriage. A girl that relies on her beauty is mostly into olosho already or have multiple dicks she fucck.
Number two is from poor background and from Enugu state. I know Enugu girls well. Most of them are timid at first but when they get married, they are difficult to crack. They are stubborn and there is this wickedness vibe that is associated with them. Yes, they are mostly faithful partners and you may even marry her a virgin but one in three among them will cause fight in your family when you marry them. They are good at quarreling and in competition with people which I believe is a complex issue on their part and this happens after they tear eye because they will want to belong by all means. My advice is widen your horizon to bring in more old female friends into the consideration.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Makes A Suprise Visit To Kyiv Ahead Of Ukraine War Anniversary by Nonexisting: 4:30pm On Feb 20, 2023
inoki247:
Like play like play he don run reach reach a year....


Dem wan even du ear anniversary this people no serious at all....
They said Russia would annihilate Ukraine in few days, e done be one year now yet no annihilator and no annihiliatee. I remember saying that Ukraine go be like "you go beat me but na you go first tire". Now Russia dey beat them but na Russia still dey tire.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Participates At Reinvigorating Event In Addis Ababa (Pictures) by Nonexisting: 10:48am On Feb 20, 2023
Our loving daddy. Do and come back to treat El Rufai's fuckckups. grin

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Romance / Re: Will You Forgive Her? by Nonexisting: 7:10pm On Aug 29, 2022
toujurs:
how old are you ? You drop comment like a very toxic and frustrated lady in her late thirties.

You better work on your personality and go to church. So blessings can locate you.
You are wasting your time on a stupid troll.

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Religion / Re: Bishop Josef Bassey Marries Second Wife (Pics) by Nonexisting: 7:03pm On Aug 29, 2022
Good for the senior comrade.

Family / Re: Father & Daughter Banished From Nnobi, Anambra For Incest That Produced 2 Kids by Nonexisting: 5:46pm On Aug 29, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Like seriously

How do people get erection for their own blood
The bolded needs to be studied in our higher institutions. Other men see my two sisters as beauty queens and I wonder what they see in them when all I see are two stupid girls that bill me unnecessarily.

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Romance / Re: Men Really Think It's Okay To Live Like This-woman Shades Men On Twitter by Nonexisting: 5:42pm On Aug 29, 2022
Foolish gender who extol anything fake. Men not all though keep it real and simple. I personally don't do things to please anyone. Yes, my house is not like that but whatever I put here is to please myself. Vaginarians come to my house not to be pleased but for one thing and one thing only, sex.

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Crime / Re: Jealous Zambian Wife Cut Husband's Penis While Sleeping Over Cheating Suspicion by Nonexisting: 5:24pm On Aug 29, 2022
For men that share rooms with their wives, get separate rooms now for your safety. That gender is mutating to a very dangerous specie now. Don't say you were not warned.
Romance / Re: Why Don't some Women Appreciate The Little Things some Men Do? by Nonexisting: 4:40pm On Aug 29, 2022
If it was a male friend, would you have gone that length in helping him? I keep telling you simps that simping doesn't bring in rewards but insults and disrespect. You deserve the disrespect so stop lamenting.

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Politics / Re: Suspected Cultists Kill MC Oluomo’s Loyalist In Lagos by Nonexisting: 4:20pm On Aug 29, 2022
Blackfire:
Igbo people eeeh

Oh yes, Igbo people are destroying our loved Lagos.
Politics / Re: APC Supporter Wants Shettima To Takeover Just Like Jonathan by Nonexisting: 10:09pm On Aug 27, 2022
That has been the plan B after plan A of making Ameachi the APC candidate failed. Plan C is impeaching Tinubu over corruption charges and fake certificates. Northerners are masters in the chess of Nigeria politics.

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Politics / Re: Kwankwasos Campaign Train Hit Maiduguri (massive Crowd Pics) by Nonexisting: 10:06pm On Aug 27, 2022
God1000:
Kwankwaso isn't going anywhere near Aso rock, we don't want corrupt and hateful person as president
Kwankwaso may be anything but he is not corrupt, at least not as corrupt as emilokan.

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Politics / Re: Who Killed FUNSHO WILLIAMS? by Nonexisting: 10:05pm On Aug 27, 2022
Throwback:
PDP has the answer.

Same way they first killed AD's Bola Ige.

Then they began killing their own with Marshall Harry, Dikibo, and Funso Williams.

I remember that Prof Wole Soyinka rightly termed the PDP as a den of killers.

Even the Williams family knew it came from PDP, so they abandoned PDP and supported Tinubu's candidate, Fashola.

William's son later worked in the government of Fashola.
Be lying to yourself. PDP killed him indeed. Mtchew

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Politics / Re: Imagine Peter Obi Going Through 2024 Aso Rock Budget, You Will Hear (video) by Nonexisting: 10:03pm On Aug 27, 2022
carochristoper:
Is after he becomes the president that we will have work to do because the Senate will definitely fight to frustrate him but God will surely help us
Then Nigerians will have to occupy the National assembly. What happened in Sri Lanka will be child's play. Nigerian youths have never been this angry and thanks to Peter Obi for making us realize how decayed this country is. Imagine making 1trillion in income and having over 3trillion in expenses. Just like a gateman in Firstbank buying benz on credit and thinking all is well with him.
Politics / Re: Head Count: Peter Obi's Rally Versus Tinubu's Rally by Nonexisting: 9:43pm On Aug 27, 2022
Wait until you don't pay them the usual 1k and see if anyone will show up next time.




















Sorry to disappoint you, I am not talking about obedients but agbadorians.

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Romance / Re: "My Ex Left Me Because I Started Selling Crayfish" – Nigerian Lady Shares Photos by Nonexisting: 9:38pm On Aug 27, 2022
Maybe she also started smelling like crayfish but she is the real slay queen and feminist though unlike the wannabes we have around here.
Romance / Re: God Save Me With My Neighbour Today by Nonexisting: 6:59pm On Aug 27, 2022
This is how God give people second chance. I advise you make use of it.

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With This Guy? by Nonexisting: 6:56pm On Aug 27, 2022
TS2911:
Good afternoon everyone and how are you enjoying the weekend? I am a lady of 29 and I'm in a relationship with this guy. Our relationship is 7 months and I've done everything possible for the relationship to work out but it's like this guy isn't ready.
One of his attitudes is the art of communication. The relationship is a distance one but in the same state. He won't call or chat me and wen I call, he won't pick and neither does he call back. Though I the same age as him and I tot we could work things out but he doesn't appreciate all my efforts.
The only time he calls is whenever he needs sex and I sometimes regret succumbing to sex in the first place because I wanted to be abstain. He can stay for 2 weeks without communication and his excuse is that he is busy at work whereas I am also working but find time to make the communication flow but he is not ready for any changes.
This guy is also stingy and that is not my major concern because I also work and earn my money without depending on any man.

Pls advise me as you would advise a friend or sister because I am fed up and don't want to waste my precious time dating myself, thanks
Because of the bolded, I'll advise you. You call him boyfriend but nigga sees you as just another cum pit so move on with your life if you love yourself.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Two-Million-Man March In Rivers State (Photos, Video) by Nonexisting: 6:43pm On Aug 27, 2022
No sharing of 1k, no sharing of red oil and bag of rice rather people are spending their hard earned money in this Buhari economy to print tshirts and provide refreshments all because of a Nigerian politician. This is the first since the time of colonial masters. Structure done dey take place slowly but steadily.

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Politics / Re: 300,000 APC Members Burn Brooms In Katsina, Join PDP (Video + Sai Mun Bata Wuta) by Nonexisting: 6:39pm On Aug 27, 2022
MadeInTokyo:
The Kastina Governor Masari has been left behind in the game of thrones the Northerners are playing.
There is a grand conspiracy by the Northerners to give Block votes to Atiku, and the Northern masses are already displaying, they will queue on election day and vote Atiku enmasse.
All those confused political analyst should keep hallucinating that the Northerners will vote Tinubu over Atiku, they should continue their day dreaming. Reality will don on them when results are being announced from the North on February 24th 2023
You are wrong my friend. Masari knows exactly what he is doing. Everybody is just deceiving Tinubu and don't forget that whether APC or PDP wins, the North wins. You think Tinubu will be strong enough to run that office. The game is for Shettima to be in charge of Aso Villa. You really think they will allow Tinubu to bring in his cabal from Lagos into Aso Villa? Hehehe you dey learn o.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Two-Million-Man March In Rivers State (Photos, Video) by Nonexisting: 6:28pm On Aug 27, 2022
Abdul05:
No be 2 million na 6 billion... grin cheesy


Omoyeebo propaganda.. grin


Continue fooling urself... grin
Rivers is back to being Igbo now. Tomorrow when someone says Rivers is Igbo, this same set of zonebs will call start screaming. It's obvious Tinubu is wasting his money on fools because they lack substance, all of them. All they are banking on is tribalism but they have failed this time.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Jets Back To Nigeria To Receive Shekarau Into PDP by Nonexisting: 6:24pm On Aug 27, 2022
I thought they said he was going to defect to APC. Tinubu urchins right now.

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Romance / Re: Every Woman's Dream (pic) by Nonexisting: 6:22pm On Aug 27, 2022
More like every Gaybriel's dream. Stop this excessive gym madness, they won't hear. Now look at his dick. Even my little nephew's dick is longer than his own.
Politics / Re: Afikpo Shutdown For Peter Obi (photos) by Nonexisting: 10:26am On Aug 27, 2022
ZombieTAMER:


In Nigeria
No joy.

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Romance / Re: The Lady Who Told Me She Had Sex Just Once Was Lying All Along by Nonexisting: 10:23am On Aug 27, 2022
Ahmed0336:
Hmmm!!! seek and you shall find.

Na pesin wey dey look for Wetin go make am quit relationship go ask Nigerian girl about body count.
Comrade.

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Romance / Re: Ever Bleep A Pussy And It Stinks So Bad That You Want To Puke by Nonexisting: 10:20am On Aug 27, 2022
SeaTrade:
I don't even wait for you to take of your clothes to find out if you're dirty or not.
The moment I spot any sign of dirtiness, that's it!It ends immediately.
I don't want to get horrified by all those weird smells from some girls abeg.
No, I don't think it's dirt. Some of them have untreated infections and don't even know about it. The ones that are aware think it's just regular body odor and try to use high cost roll on and colognes to suppress it but it doesn't work that way.
Romance / Re: Ever Bleep A Pussy And It Stinks So Bad That You Want To Puke by Nonexisting: 10:16am On Aug 27, 2022
Sorry brother. I suffered the same fate with a banker one time. She was so beautiful and classy only for her pussy to be exactly opposite of her. Unlike you though, I had to tell her about it in a calm way because she was too modest to be treated as just another street dog. These days, I don't even know if one should be smelling their pussies before taking them home because the thing done tire me.

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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Shuts Down For Peter Obi (Photos) by Nonexisting: 10:07am On Aug 27, 2022
The people is the structure. If parties organize rallies and promise to share money, please go and collect your share because it's our collective wealth they stole. On election day if they share money too, collect it and even attempt to collect double share if possible but go ahead and cast your vote having your family and future generations in mind.

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Politics / Re: Fashola, Osinbajo And Akinwunmi Adesina Keep Mum On Tinubu 2023 by Nonexisting: 9:53am On Aug 27, 2022
tonyuny12:


I'm a core supporter of Osibanjo and my vote will be for Tinubu because my leader the VP had instructed that his followers should respect party supremacy.

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And you will vote based on the bolded? As a man, so you can't make a choice and stand by it, you are waiting for another man to recommend who you will vote for. You, probably a graduate can not do a research on the candidates and decide who is best for you and your family. Truly, Nigerians deserve whatever leadership they get. I can't blame our leaders again.
Romance / Re: My Friend's Wife: Does She Needs To Be Cautioned? by Nonexisting: 9:35am On Aug 27, 2022
Vinnie2000:




So You are saying a lady few weeks pregnant Can't do any House chore?

So if her Mother-inlaw did NOT visit, who would do those chores

The House would be left Untidy?
Yes to the bolded. That stage is tricky. It's the stage they often have miscarriages so the ones with sensitive body chemistry should be handled with extreme caution. At that stage, every husband is free to become simp, it's tolerable.

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