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Politics / Re: Tinubu Govt Inherited "Dead Horse But Standing Economy" - Charles Soludo by Nonexisting: 10:01pm On Sep 01, 2023
chopnaira:

Prof Charles Soludo knows his stuff well. A very brilliant first class Economy graduate from the University of Nigeria, and one of the best CBN governors Nigeria ever had. He sure is NO Fool.

I hope he picks up a form to contest for the presidency one day.
Na so. The day he picks form to run for president now, you hypocrites from the the land of skull miners will be paid stipends to start calling him ipob and remind everyone that he is an Igbo man. Mtchew hypocrites

Romance / Re: “no Man Wants To Marry A Single Mother” – Nigerian Woman Says by Nonexisting: 5:35pm On Sep 01, 2023
AndrewTate:
but sometimes it's the good women who fall for the bad men who just wants to chop and leave that end up with a child.
There is nothing like bad man. Everyone you call bad man today was once a loverboy who simply wanted to love and be loved but vaginarians after creating monsters in them turn around to cry foul.

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Romance / Re: Lady Caught Throwing Baby Into The Stream by Nonexisting: 5:29pm On Sep 01, 2023
"She committed it due to hunger. no food. she spoke in Yoruba" Tinubu till 2075.

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Romance / Re: “no Man Wants To Marry A Single Mother” – Nigerian Woman Says by Nonexisting: 5:24pm On Sep 01, 2023
Only simps, foolish simps to be precise marry single mothers. No sensible father allows his son to marry a single mother. They are wicked, bitter and have terrible attitude. If she is a very good person, the man that impregnated her will never dump her. Men are not foolish. We know when she is for keeps and when she is for the streets. Never get entangled with single mothers and divorcees or we will read your thread here in nairaland very soon.

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Romance / Re: Should I Visit Him? by Nonexisting: 9:21pm On Aug 31, 2023
ChisomGloria:
Nairalander's assist with advise, there's this man I meet on Nairalander when I was in university, he wanted to marry me tho we never meet in person.
2 years ago he sent me money to visit him but I was so scared and I declined his request. Till date I've been feeling guilty because of #20,000. I want to return his money tho I'm not in contact with him anymore.

Is it a good idea?
You're feeling guilty? Really? This is my first time of reading this from a vaginarian here. I will drink to this first and then come back later to comment.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Massive Bundles Of Cash Found In Gabon Chief Of Staff's Home (Pics/Video) by Nonexisting: 8:37pm On Aug 31, 2023
This is one of the real defenders of the Gabon corrupt leader, the ones creating propaganda and giving it to cretins like Hellanus, Freestufff and Vulturebbqgriller to circulate on forums. You can never see this kind of cash in face me I face you homes. Real zombies of Tinubu government no dey even talk, they are just busy balling while the fools I mentioned earlier do the dirty work online.

Education / Re: Outrage As UNIBEN Security Slaps Student Over Alleged Indecent Dressing by Nonexisting: 9:24pm On Aug 20, 2023
These oloshos should know the difference between place of learning and place of business.

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Politics / Re: Guests Excited As Peter Obi Walked Into Wedding Ceremony by Nonexisting: 9:02pm On Aug 20, 2023
The real Jagaban of Lagos, 2023 election proved it. I greet you nwokeoma.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Wears Wristwatch That Costs ₦130 Million(photo) by Nonexisting: 8:45pm On Aug 20, 2023
Some men can wear watch I swear. I saw Rolex Daytona in my nigga's hand last year in Abuja. Nigga didn't attach importance to the watch with the way he just wore it. I come use style look am well and it was real. Free Sanwo abeg, sometimes men got to do what men got to do.

Politics / Re: Newly Created Monikers To Troll Only, Mods Take Note by Nonexisting: 7:18pm On Aug 20, 2023
Look at this hypocrite. He listed the monikers against his master and his tribe but failed to list the ones against other tribes and an innocent man who did no wrong to them except that he came out to contest for presidency. The ediot forgot to list monikers like beerfraud, pandora and numerous others created to attack people of souht east. God punish you hellanus.

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Romance / Re: Some Of the Wealthy people In This Country Are really callous by Nonexisting: 8:49pm On Jul 28, 2023
If you are not nice to some and mean to others, you can not acquire riches. I will tell you for free that I started making more after I became mean to the opposite gender in particular, I'm talking about the wicked gender that have had physical encounter with the devil.

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Romance / Re: Cheaters!!! by Nonexisting: 8:32pm On Jul 28, 2023
Vaginarians with little sense will cry and blame the devil but the ones with zero sense will blame the man. You'll hear things like I only slept with him once and it was that time we were quarreling and you were not picking my calls. Stupid gender I tell you.

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Politics / Re: Ministerial List: He’s Recruiting Guys Who Wrecked The Country - Nigerians React by Nonexisting: 8:27pm On Jul 28, 2023
Shehu Sani is an ipob wailer. Nigerians, if you are suffering, just change your name to Kayode or Seun and enjoy the country. I changed my name to Femi and I'm buying fuel at 85 naira presently. This country is sweet now.

Politics / Re: Governor Charles Soludo Marks His 63rd Birthday (Photos) by Nonexisting: 7:21pm On Jul 28, 2023
This man that keeps making his people lose their jobs. Mtchew. I've got no happy birthdays to waste on him.

Romance / Re: Don't Ask Or Dig About Ladies Past, It Will Hurt You. by Nonexisting: 7:10pm On Jul 28, 2023
You're right. Why should I ask when I'm there to fucck my turn and go. Only those who attempt to domesticate them street dogs should be giving fuccks about their ugly pasts.

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Career / Re: I Earn N1.2M Monthly And I Recently Got A Visa, Should I Japa or stay by Nonexisting: 6:30pm On Jul 28, 2023
Guy, NGO job no dey guaranteed. I'm anti japa but you have a child, a son for that matter so japa for his sake. Country no level. Even though I'm still comfortable so far, if I have a son, I will japa to give him a better future. God forbid I raise a son in this dark part of the world.

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Politics / Re: Ministerial List: New Ministries May Be Created – Gbajabiamila by Nonexisting: 10:17pm On Jul 27, 2023
Kukutente23:

30K
Sorry 38k. They got salary increment last week to cushion the effect of subsidy removal
So the increment na 8k.

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Romance / Re: Should I Be Bothered About This Statement By my Girlfriend by Nonexisting: 10:11pm On Jul 27, 2023
At 23, an average Nigerian vagina person's pussy is as wide as the road to hellfire. You are a kid who still have a long way to go on matters concerning vaginarians of Nigerian origin. Just calm down and keep fuccking for now until you get experience.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Listen To This. by Nonexisting: 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2023
Once she cheats, chances are that she will kill you. She will always follow instructions from the dick outside as long as he fuccks her well and ofcourse he will because you as husband have family problems and the fucckboy doesn't. So she will start seeing you as an obstruction to better dicking and one day, she will plot to eliminate the obstruction by every means possible. Delilah gender people act before they think, that's how their tiny brains work. As soon as someone else fucck your wife, send her packing. Don't say you are not warned.

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Romance / Re: A Nice Lady Unknown To Me Picked Me Up When I Was Trekking Today To The Office by Nonexisting: 9:19pm On Jul 27, 2023
Cutehector:
Nice one.. We still have kind ladies out there.


A lady has given me a lift before.


Another one bought me expensive lunch.


I was a stranger to them.
They have used this one but he knoweth not.

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Travel / Re: Ebonyi Airport: Two Months Gone, No Airline Has Landed There: Pictures by Nonexisting: 8:12pm On Jul 27, 2023
Ebubu2:
we don’t want to use enugu airport is it by force?
You, how many times have you been to an airport not to talk of flying? Use Enugu airport, you say no. Oya use your Ebonyi airport, no again rather you run to Peace mass transit. Keep defending stupidity. Mtchew

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Travel / Re: Ebonyi Airport: Two Months Gone, No Airline Has Landed There: Pictures by Nonexisting: 8:07pm On Jul 27, 2023
Jcoleworld911:


Anambra airport a waste Wonder how you people talk at times

Airport that it’s activities involves both day and night flights with best landing systems

Enugu, Imo and of course Asaba should close their airports because Anambra own is the most needed airport in southeast region

Anambra will need another airport, latest before 15years from now
Your brain needs to be examined. You want them to close their airports for Anambra airport? What then should the airports be used for? Cattle rearing? Anambra shouldn't have ventured into airport business since all those airports were already there. Asaba airport should serve Anambra people.

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Travel / Re: Ebonyi Airport: Two Months Gone, No Airline Has Landed There: Pictures by Nonexisting: 7:15pm On Jul 27, 2023
I wonder why he wasted funds building an airport in Abakiliki when Enugu airport is nearby. Money he could have channelled into something more useful to the people. Anambra airport too is a waste because Enugu and Asaba airports are closeby. Stupid governors, even my supreme court Governor knows better.

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Romance / Re: A Nice Lady Unknown To Me Picked Me Up When I Was Trekking Today To The Office by Nonexisting: 6:15pm On Jul 27, 2023
The Nigerian vaginarians of this century are not known to be nice unless there's more to the niceness. The so called nice vagina person might have used your destiny as soon as you sit your dick inside her car, I don't trust them. They are now into all kind of rituals. If there's nothing to it then you might just have had an encounter with a female ghost from 17th century. Only the ones in that century can be that nice for real.

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Politics / Re: VP Kashim Shettima At Russia-Africa Summit In St Petersburg (Photos) by Nonexisting: 6:08pm On Jul 27, 2023
I like that he wears his babariga and seems not to give a fucck about western attire. He is not a slave.

Romance / Re: The Sex You Must Not Have. by Nonexisting: 6:00pm On Jul 27, 2023
blazepascal:


1. You must never agree to have sex with a married man no matter what he promises or professes. Never!

2. Never agree to have sex with your boss. If the harassment becomes too much, resign and trust God for a better job.

3. If God put people under your care to mentor, it is better you die than to have sex with them. Never take advantage of God's people no matter what.

4. Don't have sex with a married woman. If you are getting too much attached via chatting, official or academic rapport, break up the closeness or whatever name you have for it.

5. Never have sex with your lecturers. Sex for grades or marks is for nonentity. You are not. Never must you be.

6. [s]If you are a marketer, never agree to sleep with a prospective client just to meet your official target[/s]. Never!

7. Don't have sex with your in-laws. If he or she stays with you and you are finding it difficult to resist the pull, let him or her leave. I mean latest tomorrow.

8. [s]Don't have sex with your neighbour or colleague[/s]. A neighbour is a neighbour. A colleague is a colleague. Don't get your life more complicated.

9. Don't have sex with your platonic friend. If the relationship is no longer platonic, break up the thing.

10. God created sex to be between male and female. Stay away from having sex with your same gender. God is against homosexuality / Lesbianism and Beastialism.

11. Don't have sex with your close siblings or relatives that God forbid marriage with. Incest is vile.

12. Don't have sex with your girlfriend. Don't have sex with your boyfriend. God did not create sex for such relationships. He created it for MARRIAGE.

[s]The only sex you should have is with your legally married partner[/s].

God please Save Us from sin in all ramifications.

Corrected.

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Romance / Re: My Dream Woman (pic) by Nonexisting: 5:20pm On Jul 27, 2023
Slim, has nyash and sizable boobs hanging down her chest. I Mr. Nonexisting approve.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Guys Do With The Pictures You Disturb Ladies For? by Nonexisting: 5:16pm On Jul 27, 2023
Rayban25:


dey play. we only ask you to send pictures to make you feel special after wards we delete them without even backing them up grin
Some of them bats think themselves as doves not knowing we don't give a fucck about their "importance". I don't request their pictures anyway because they have mastered the art of deceit by padding breasts and buttocks. I like to see things for myself and if my dick shows signs of interest, I spend waste 15minutes on top the pussy.

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