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Romance / Re: E Be like the Entire Redpill Gengs Send Dorcas PM by Nonexisting: 5:09pm On Aug 21, 2022
If those boys sent her PM strictly to fucck her, then I don't see why anyone should be talking rubbish. I saw those pictures and truth be told, the vaginarian is the type I like to fucck but I knew better than to look for pussy online. Apart from the big breast, she could have body odor or her vagina may be dirty and her armpit full of hairs. For these reasons, I don't seek pussies online anymore. If not, I would have sent her PM to negotiate price with her and you feminist wannabe can wail till eternity, I won't give a fucck. The people I have problem with are the simps that were licking her ass on that thread pretending to be giving her advice and offering her help.

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Politics / Re: Satumari: North-East Will Vote For Northern Presidential Candidate by Nonexisting: 4:58pm On Aug 21, 2022
How one mumu person will just be speaking for millions of people without their consent is something that needs to be studied in our school of thought.
Family / Re: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by Nonexisting: 4:18pm On Aug 21, 2022
She used vibrator and was moaning on the same bed you were in. Your wife get mind and can kill you any time. I may forgive her but I will not forgive that disrespect of fuccking machine on the same bed with me.

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Romance / Re: Is She Using A Spy App On My Phone?(photo) by Nonexisting: 6:27pm On Aug 20, 2022
Guys like me with no girlfriends don't worry about shits like this.

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Romance / Re: Cute And Well To Do Lagos Guy Needs A Girl 4 Serious Relationship (with Pics) by Nonexisting: 5:18pm On Aug 20, 2022
This brother use his hand dey look for who go finish am. If vaginarians don't stab you, na hot water treatment you go receive so I suggest you keep fuccking as you go like you have been doing all these while. Don't say you are not warned.

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Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Faithful Partner To Be Online On Whatsapp Until 2:am? by Nonexisting: 7:56am On Aug 20, 2022
No faithful girlfriend stays online on WhatsApp all through the night when her brother no dey abroad. Even if she get brother or sister abroad, chat between siblings don't take long. If your girlfriend stays online at night, she is just another community pussy foggerit.

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Politics / Re: Maritime Security: US Coast Guard Ship, Cutter Mohawk Arrives Nigeria by Nonexisting: 7:49am On Aug 20, 2022
Even without looking at the uniforms, one can easily know who is American navy and who is Nigerian navy.

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Food / Re: See The ₦600 Banana And Groundnut I Bought In Uyo (Pictured) by Nonexisting: 9:15pm On Aug 19, 2022
Romanoff:
Na we dey do ourselves.

I remember when growing up, we didn't use to buy fruits cause we had fruits planted in our compound.

Now, we will build house and interlock everywhere.

Why won't fruits become expensive when only a few people now farm them?
My father complained of this same thing when I renovated our village house. He complained too much about the interlock that we had to destroy a part of it to grow plantain amd other fruits.

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Crime / Re: Anambra Girls Arrested For Robbing Lovers by Nonexisting: 9:03pm On Aug 19, 2022
Okay, I'll now add robbery to the list of their evils. Gents, be on alert when dealing with daughters of Jezebel. If you miss stabbing, you may not be so lucky with hot water treatment and now robbery. Be careful guys biko na beg I dey beg.

Romance / Re: My Experience After I Got Advice On Nairaland by Nonexisting: 6:53pm On Aug 19, 2022
Brother this your simping is original, you need to register it in Corporate Affairs Commission before someone pirate am. Don't make a move on her yet, wait until she carries you up like this before you do. That's the right thing.

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Romance / Re: People Who Took Plastic Surgery Too Far (a Thread) by Nonexisting: 6:35pm On Aug 19, 2022
Those are people without problems, especially family problems. If you have people who depend on you for school fees and daily upkeep, you won't have extra to be engaging in nonsense. I can't wait for my two sisters to be of age for marriage so that their simp husbands will carry this cross.

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Family / Re: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by Nonexisting: 5:55pm On Aug 19, 2022
Na scam. She and her mother have plans to help you. If I were you, I'd say this; born the pikin give me make I go do DNA test and if you have any other plan apart from this, fucck you all.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Chadian President In Aso Rock (Photos) by Nonexisting: 5:50pm On Aug 19, 2022
More like President Buhari receives his cousin.
Travel / Re: Ethiopian Airlines Pilots Didn't Land The Plane Because They Had Slept Off. by Nonexisting: 5:28pm On Aug 19, 2022
The passengers were probably enjoying the flight not knowing they were on their own. This life. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by Nonexisting: 4:17pm On Aug 19, 2022
SeriouslySense:
That's the power of love. Some people become very alive with love and compassion.

Food for thought for feminist wannabes. Recieving constant dicking and being under a man can change lives.
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by Nonexisting: 4:14pm On Aug 19, 2022
Nothing lasts forever. Breast and nyash will one day be useless, vaginarians beware.
Politics / Re: Pictures From Gbajabiamila's Constituency Meeting In Surulere by Nonexisting: 7:31am On Aug 19, 2022
If you know you know. grin

Romance / Re: What's Your Ideal Partner by Nonexisting: 7:37pm On Aug 18, 2022
My ideal sexual partner is a slim vaginarian with big breasts hanging down her chest●

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Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Appoints Gen Innocent Orji As The Head Of Biafra Armed Forces- Pics by Nonexisting: 6:31pm On Aug 18, 2022
APC wing of ESN.

Romance / Re: Top 10 Prettiest Women On Nairaland (2022) by Nonexisting: 5:07pm On Aug 18, 2022
4, 3 and 1 only are the fine ones there but I can only fucck 4 and 3 but most especially number 3 because she get big breast.

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Romance / Re: Hard Lessons I Got From A Friend's Messy Break Up. by Nonexisting: 5:01pm On Aug 18, 2022
Simp will always be simp fugitive or not. Na fear of EFCC make him dey bankroll the olosho before? Simps and excuses. Mtchew

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Romance / Re: Big Scorpion A Boy Killed Today (pictures) by Nonexisting: 4:19pm On Aug 18, 2022
I pray someone doesn't turn that to crayfish amd eat it. Nothing surprises me again in this UAR.

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Crime / Re: Edo Police Uncovers Ritualist Den With 20 Mummified Corpses (Graphic Pictures) by Nonexisting: 4:17pm On Aug 18, 2022
I don't believe this news coming from the most lying agency, the Nigeria Police. This is likely a morgue without license or with expired one.
Politics / Re: Jubril Gawat: Lagos Blue Line Rail Will Be Electric by Nonexisting: 3:36pm On Aug 18, 2022
Electric, in this Buhari's Nigeria? Now I know it is designed to fail even before it starts.

Family / Re: I Messed Up. by Nonexisting: 2:41pm On Aug 18, 2022
You married a devil. The tantrum was because your mother visited. Let her mum or her family member visit now and you will see how calm your house will be. She is a devil and if your marriage is young, you better think it through. Pushing your mum down was the height of it and no man should take it lightly. As for beating her, I won't support you on that one.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Inflation Exceeds 10% As Cost Of Living Soars by Nonexisting: 8:31pm On Aug 17, 2022
blessedweapon:
Where is Nwaamaikpe

...... and i also noticed the grills dude has stopped posting
Nigga is running out of data by the day. I heard Buhari has disbanded BMC so no more free money to grill vultures.

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Romance / Re: Man Breaks Down In Tears As Erotic Dance With Lady Went Horribly Wrong by Nonexisting: 6:36pm On Aug 17, 2022
See old man disgracing his entire family by dancing erotically with an olosho. He got what he deserved, not my problem.

Politics / Re: Buhari Absent As Governors Meet In Aso Rock by Nonexisting: 6:27pm On Aug 17, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Aso Rock is a big complex of offices , lodges , banquet halls , conference hall, villa and mini secretariat

Buhari doesn't have to meet everyone who visits AsoRock

You file a request with the Cheif of Staff if you seek Buhari's audience


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The idiot paying you needs a refund. Governors are meeting over the state of the nation and you're defending the number one governor of Nigeria for being absent. So the meeting was unscheduled and impromptu abi? Shame on you and spits on you too. Tueh

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Romance / Re: Love Is Enough by Nonexisting: 5:31pm On Aug 17, 2022
Ladies Gentlemen and gentlemen, we have a new confused vaginarian here. Finally, someone to give Sio fra a run for her foolishness.

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