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Christianity Etc › God Does Not Take Away By Death by nonhuman(op): 6:16pm On Jul 15, 2019
Any real pastor here, who can attest to this
*RHAPSODY OF REALITIES*

*DAILY DEVOTIONAL*

*HE DOESN’T TAKE AWAY BY DEATH*

*SUNDAY JULY 15TH 2019*

*PASTOR CHRIS*.

The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death (1 Corinthians 15:26).

In most religious circles, when funerals are being conducted, it’s common to hear the officiating minister say, “The Lord has given, and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the Name of the Lord.” But the Lord doesn’t “take away” by death. He’s the giver or author of life, and death isn’t from Him.

The Bible lets us know that death is an enemy, and refers to it as the last enemy that shall be destroyed. However, it’s already been defeated as the scriptures show us.

God never takes anybody away by death. The only people He took away from this world, He took them alive. Enoch, the Bible says, walked with God and suddenly, he was taken away from the earth by the Spirit of God—alive into heaven (Genesis 5:24). Elijah was also taken away alive (read 2 Kings 2:11).

What about Jesus? He too was taken away alive! And for those who believe in Him, they’re going to be taken away alive. Hallelujah! 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17 says, “For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.” This is how God “takes away”; it’s not by death. It’s called a translation.

Moreover, those whom God took away knew ahead of time. Enoch, the Bible says, before his translation, had the testimony that he pleased God. Elijah knew he was to be taken away and he discussed it with Elisha (2 Kings 2:9-11). The Lord Jesus was in a meeting with His disciples, after discussing with them, He levitated (Acts 1:9). He had told them He was going to leave that way.

For the rest of us, we’ll have the same witness in our spirits that our departure is very close, so much so, we’ll be talking about it. There’ll be an urgency in the spirit and we’ll preach the Gospel with greater fervency, compelling men to believe in Jesus Christ. While we’re at it, suddenly, the trumpet will sound, and we’ll all be taken out of this world. Glory to God!

*PRAYER*
Thank you, precious Father, for you have abolished death and brought life and immortality to light through the Gospel. Thank you for granting me eternal life in Christ, by which I live eternally in your presence, and for your glory, in Jesus’ Name. Amen.

*FURTHER STUDY*

2 TIMOTHY 1:8-10; HOSEA 13:14; 1 CORINTHIANS
15:51-54

*1 YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN=>*
ACTS 23:12-35 & JOB 40-42

*2 YEAR BIBLE READING PLAN=>*
LUKE 9:1-9 & JOSHUA 11
Politics › Re: Ruga: Protesters Storm Plateau State Government House (photos) by nonhuman(m): 10:42am On Jul 03, 2019
Rolings:
plateau is now north to you, but when it suits you they are middle belt..........continu
so long as they speak and understand Hausa it is north
Crime › Coza, Rape Allegation Is False by nonhuman(op): 10:04am On Jul 03, 2019
This is what timi dakolo said when he met his wife

Christianity Etc › Who Is The Real Prophet Of God by nonhuman(op): 11:44am On Jul 01, 2019
Ejike Mbaka, 2015: "Buhari is a Prayer answered and the Messiah that Nigeria need"

Nnamdi Kanu, 2014: "Buhari will bring terror, the Fulani herdsmen will be armed and encouraged to slaughter us with impunity and their masters will protect them. They'll forcefully take over our lands; those who do not believe me will soon see it happen before their eyes"

Between these two, who actually is a TRUE PROPHET OF GOD? ��
Sports › Re: Reza Parastesh Pretended To Be Lionel Messi To Sleep With 23 Women by nonhuman(m):
How can this Iranian waste such a great opportunity to make big money on stupid sex, he must be a decendant of Yoruba afonja
Car Talk › What Range Of Car Can I Get For 450k by nonhuman(op): 9:02pm On Jun 19, 2019
I need to buy a car and my budget is between 400 to 450k
Please can I get a good car with fuel economy for that price please I need spefication among books, toyota, Nisan, mazda
Romance › Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by nonhuman(op): 3:44pm On May 29, 2019
Folzye:
She has some flaws that affects the psycology of what you picture in a lady this maybe in terms of character, behaviour or body features or even combination of the three, I had one then, there was no spark between us from the onset as I only knew her as the girl my friend was interested in and got close, only for me to find myself in the picture later... I could not deal with the fact that i am about to betray a friend so i played along and when i had the opportunity i ended things abruptly...so maybe you have something similar, just let her go when the time is right and probably let her understand.
going by this may its her complexion, I like dark skinned ladies
Romance › Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by nonhuman(op): 3:42pm On May 29, 2019
ladiesreject:
So how did you guys end up being in a relationship?

The first criteria for me to approach a girl is that I must first of all LUST after her, meaning in my head, I've fvcked every witches out of her already.

So, op, I don't know how you guys met and are dating without lusting after her.
already explained
Romance › Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by nonhuman(op): 3:42pm On May 29, 2019
Celestial777:
Let another man bleep her while you watch.
It's will ginger you well well
I cant
Romance › Re: I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by nonhuman(op): 3:41pm On May 29, 2019
Offpoint1:
grin Donlexybaze if I don comment on this kind of thread, where else will I comment?

Op! your current girlfriend don't want you to go to hell, but if you still want to go to hell... answer this few questions.

1. What's the size of her breàsts, are your exes or "other girls" breàsts huge, fresh, standing, erect nipples and more "yokoto" than hers?

2. Her axx, is it bigger, smaller, rounded, soft, movable and in motion than hers and "other girls"?

3. Her "hgdrh"xxfd" is wider, tighter, sugarish, and *may the Lord forgive me* than your exes or the "other girls"?

4. Her body, is portable, moveable IN-ZA-ODA-ROOM, rotate-able and stretch marks-less than your exes and "other girls" own?

Answers to this questions will determine my advice.


We know Konji na Bastard, but e get preferences and likes. Once your Konji got no preference and likes, non you're already unfortunate in life.

I leave the rest to my Big Daddy, no other person than in the person of Lefulefu. The man who taught me everything I knowgrin
1. Her breast is about 40 and in good shape
2.her ass is big enough for my liking
3. Not wide but not wetting, my dd is big enough
4. Her body is not stiff but very heavy no stretch marks at all, and she is very neat
Romance › I Am no longer sexually Attracted To My Girlfriend by nonhuman(op):
approve.
I am not sexually attracted to my current girlfriend anymore after we reconciled from a break up that lasted about two years, within those years if our break up we had sex while she is dating someone else, I have known her for about 8years now the years included, after we reconciled I enjoyed sex like once with her,

She is what you call an independent woman, but can be stubborn sometimes, she is fair in complexion. Average in height have good shape her breast very much OK

I love her, I always like to have her around, we both can lie naked on the bed without me feeling anything, i do have sex with her but out of trying to be a man, she also complain of not feeling horney anymore, another problem is we can fore play for at least 30 min yet she doesn't wet

We can stay in insane alone for 5days yet no trigger of sex as if she is my sister, but whenever I happen to be with some other girl I became a lion in bed and very active, is anything wrong with me or the relationship, should I quit or go ahead and tie the Knut with her, please reasonable comment
Politics › Re: Ahmed Lawan Defends N13.5m Running Cost: 'Many Don’t Understand Our Functions' by nonhuman(m): 10:19am On May 27, 2019
[quote author=pelhurmy post=78755611]He failed to highlight those "things" that he uses 13million for in a month as running cost. And you expect us to be cool with it?

Nigeria.... At times, I wish I have what it takes to start a revolution in this country!





My brother you have what it takes just look in ward and believe yourself, it can be started by one person, the only problem is that most of the younger populace are not informed
Crime › Bbnaija Scams Alert, Please Confirm by nonhuman(op): 12:30pm On May 24, 2019
A friend of mine applied for bbnaija urshering job and today she received a message that she has been selected and she is to pay the sum of 10k to one account account with a Yoruba name, the webs they gave was bbnnaija.com.ng
I want to be sure that is there real web. Below is the message she received

MONTHS.
HOW TO REGISTER
All shortlisted applicants are officially directed to register directly at the office, AfriSpecial Event Agency’s Head Office OR pay their registration fee into the Coordinator’s Official Account given below via bank deposit or any bank mobile/internet/ATM transfer
BANK NAME FIRSTBANK
ACCOUNT NAME MARIAH IYANUOLUWA
ACCOUNT NUMBER 3136842326
ACCOUNT TYPE SAVINGS ACCOUNT
OUR RESPONSE Immediately
Note: All shortlisted applicants are expected to start making their payments for the Usher’s Registration, Bio-data and e-Contract Agreement immediately this message is received.
Registration starts immediately today by 8.00am today Friday 24th of May 2019 and shall end by 6.00pm today Friday 24th of May 2019.
Applicants paying via bank deposit are expected to forward the following details after making your payment
* Applicant’s Name
* Teller Number
* Category Paid for
* Preferred Venue/Location
* Phone Number
*Teller Picture
OR
Applicants paying via transfer or POS are expected to forward the following after transfer is made
*Applicant’s Name
* Transaction ID or Account Number or Account Name transferred from
* Preferred Ven
Politics › Re: Customs Begins Online Auction Of Seized Vehicles, Goods - Daily Trust by nonhuman(m): 8:27am On May 23, 2019
Ok
Crime › The Breakdown Of Headsmen Attack In IMO by nonhuman(op): 8:10am On May 07, 2019
It should be recalled that Vanguard had reported that two persons, were attacked by suspected herdsmen as they were trying to stop the herders from grazing on a cultivated land along the road linking Toronto and Road safety junction in Uratta, Owerri North local government area of Imo state. The incident which took place around 05:15 am, turned into a mayhem after one of the herders got angry, rushed away, returned with a gun and shot one of the boys trying to stop them from grazing on the cultivated land while the victim’s brother was attacked with a matchet leaving him with several cuts. One of the relatives to the said victims, said: “This is too much how can we be killed in this manner. What wrong have we done to deserve this treatment? People who are supposed to be our brother just because we asked them not to enter into a land that has crops. “Look at what has happened, they killed them. Is it a crime to stop animals from destroying peoples farm. We see something that is not good and we condemn it but this one is different.” Also, an eyewitness told Vanguard that “The land these herdsmen were entering you cannot find grass on it, so what it means is that their intention was to make sure their cattle eat up the plants in that land. This is pure wickedness

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/05/photos-vanguard-captures-victims-of-sunday-attack-by-herdsmen-in-imo/
Business › Re: Billionaire Reginald Mengi Dies At 75 Leaves Behind $560m For His Young Wife by nonhuman(m): 6:05pm On May 02, 2019
The real reason Regina married oga Ned
Romance › Re: Lady Gives Her Man Doggy Style Dance At An Occasion, Got Guests Screaming by nonhuman(m): 6:01pm On May 02, 2019
I only only saw two yellow mellons
Politics › Re: Lagos Sex Workers Demand Equal Rights In Celebration Of Workers Day . by nonhuman(m): 12:56pm On May 02, 2019
sex work is illigal in nigeria i wonder why the police is not arresting and prosecuting lazy idiots
Politics › Re: FG Spends N34 Million To Feed Prisoners Daily - Nigerian Prisons Service (NPS) by nonhuman(m): 1:54pm On Apr 30, 2019
The figure I saw there is 33million not 33k
Celebrities › Re: Clarence Peters React To Pretty Mike's Accusation Of Sleeping With Video Vixens by nonhuman(m): 1:26pm On Apr 30, 2019
tohyorsih2:
Olosho no be work? undecided
olosho is a crime in the Nigerian constitution
Crime › Re: Prostitution is a crime in Nigeria - ACP Abayomi Shogunle by nonhuman(m): 1:24pm On Apr 30, 2019
Prostitution have always been a crime in the Nigerian constitution, but few Nigerians are aware of this, the only city that there have always been a crackdown on prostitute is Abuja metropolis
Celebrities › Re: The Resemblance Between Ned Nwoko And Regina Daniels by nonhuman(m): 10:11am On Apr 29, 2019
is like nairaland ops are stupid
Crime › Re: SARS Brutalize MC Chikaraw In Ozoro, Delta State by nonhuman(m): 2:29pm On Apr 27, 2019
daddyfreeman1:
Wow secondly to comment for the past 2years that I join naira land... Please congratulate me
for your mind abi
Crime › Re: SARS Brutalize MC Chikaraw In Ozoro, Delta State by nonhuman(m): 2:28pm On Apr 27, 2019
They are not human
Politics › Re: I Am More Qualified Than Atiku - Buhari Tells Tribunal by nonhuman(m): 8:45pm On Apr 17, 2019
Hahaha, bubu
Celebrities › Re: Teni Releases 'Sugar Mummy' On Friday, Shares Photoshopped Baby Pic With Dangote by nonhuman(m): 4:46pm On Apr 17, 2019
Me wet get sugar mummy , but na me go still give her transport money to back to Lagos, what type of sugar mummy is that
Politics › Re: Osita Chidoka Suspended For Dropping 2 Corpses At Igwe's Palace. Graphic by nonhuman(m): 10:35pm On Mar 24, 2019
Auladimeji2:
Wetin concern Buhari with ibos.If ona like kill each other in ibo land PMB will not speak a word

Whatever happens between ibos, stays with ibos

You can't hate PMB and you want him to show you love
you that love buhari how much love have the dollard shown to you .. Scum bag
Business › Re: You Dont Need Money To Register It Free. The Site pay for a task done. it simple by nonhuman(m): 4:42pm On Mar 24, 2019
Bercuasli21@gmail.com
Business › Buhari Wins by nonhuman(op): 9:51am On Feb 26, 2019
those of you that did not support election boycott believing that they can remove buhari through the ballot how far
Business › Please Help, How Can I Resolve This Query From CAC by nonhuman(op): 10:08pm On Feb 25, 2019
i am currently in business registration process with the CAC,
after uploading all necessary documents then waiting for approval
they replied me with this bellow

{pay N1000 for branch address, sign attestation, attach av and correct payment receipt}

i dont even know how to go about this please who can help me on way to resolve the issue
Celebrities › Re: "War Against Fat" - Teebillz Shows Muscle Body, Shares Workout Photo by nonhuman(m): 8:55am On Jan 25, 2019
A typical Yoruba man is a potential pussy to be bleeped by any woman

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